Ngamunye wethu angasebenza ngezikhathi ezithile, uma kungukuthi njalo akufanele aqinise zonke izinhlobo zobunzima nezingqinamba, izingxabano kanye nokuphoqelela amandla. Yini evimbela kakhulu umdansi, ngakho-ke ukukhuluma, umphathi womkhiqizo omusha? Siphenya ngokugcwele le ndaba futhi sathola ukuthi: Umdansi uvimbela yonke into.
Sebenza ehhovisi
Ungazala kanjani umfutho owodwa onengqondo kule madhouse, lapho ngakolunye uhlangothi olungemuva kwengilazi epharetha, ngokuhamba kwephini lomqondisi ngokukhethekile, ngakolunye uhlangothi, isifaki silenga? Noma lapha inhloko yoMnyango ibheka ehlombe lakhe ku-Instagram yakho (okungukuthi, umbiko!), Futhi eduze kwe-accountant kudilizelwe ocingweni lwemali yakhe engenalutho yakhe ?! Ngeza kulobhala ubhala onke uwashintsha kuwe wonke amakhasimende angazinzile engqondweni kanye nesilwane esinezilwane ezingaziwa, athuke amadliki akho esiqandisini. Esimweni esinjalo, angikwazanga ukusebenza futhi ngingcwele.
Sebenza ngaphandle kwehhovisi
Sebenza ekhaya lula ?! Fig. Okokuqala, indlela eya emsebenzini (kusuka kusofa kuya kwi-laptop), kahle, ayivumeli lutho ukuba lungene kwifomu, kodwa futhi nokuza ukwazi. Okwesibili, ukusondela okuyingozi komcamelo akuvumeli ukuqhubeka nokuvulwa kwe-EXEL (mayelana nokusondela kwekhishi ngokuvamile, ukuze kungathathi). Futhi ekugcineni, noma ngabe ungumuntu ohlelekile kangaka ohlelekile, ngolunye usuku uzoqala ukulungisa okukhulu ngokuphahlazeka kwezindonga ezithwala. Futhi ngeke usakhononda ngabo: bahlala ngezikhathi zomsebenzi.Isimo sezulu esibi
Akunakwenzeka ukusebenza! Ingcindezi ingaphansi kune-zero, izinga lokushisa elingaphezu kwama-celsius nokuhlonishwa, izandla zesithonjana, imilenze idlwenguliwe, ama-paws awela, umsila uyawa. Yize eqhweni liyalala. Hhayi umhlangano kuphela, cha. O, lo mbiko futhi akudingekile. Awudingi lutho. Berloga me, berloga.
Isimo sezulu esihle
UMSEBENZI - ONOSN-WHONE BANGANI !!! Ilanga likhipha wonke ama-receptors. Izinyoni ziletha ubuchopho futhi zithwale kumakhibhodi ezinhlakeni zezimbali. I-Flower Aromas Break ngezindonga zikakhonkolo, iwindows ecwebezele kabili ne-firewall. "Ngifuna otshanini," umphefumulo uyandiza, "futhi liyini izinga lezinga lenzalo, futhi angifuni ukwazi."Isithukuthezi
Impukane enesizungu ayisekho jewerky phezu kwekhanda lakho - lilengiswe ngokulangazelela endaweni ethile ngemuva komqaphi. Kuze kube sekupheleni kosuku lokusebenza, amahora angama-6 imizuzu engama-38 imizuzwana engama-33 yasala. Imizuzwana engama-32, umphumela omuhle. Kwinombolo yekholomu 356729 kwabhalwa inombolo yango-192? Kwenzenjani? Izinto, inzalo noma iphasiwedi eyimfihlo ukuqala imicibisholo ye-ballic?
Uzobe ulungele noma ikuphi ukuqashwa kwamandla, uma bekukhona okungenani into yomuntu. Kepha yini engaba ngumuntu kuMfanekiso 356729? Okokugcina lutho. Kubukeka sengathi usebenza njenge-bioreebot.
Ukuzijabulisa
Unomona kanjani wonke umuntu olwenza ibhizinisi elibalwa okuthile okungathathi hlangothi, okunengqondo nenhloso! Ngakho-ke cha, kuyadingeka ukuthi uvikele ngokuphuthumayo ubuchopho njengendwangu ukuze ukhiphe imishwana eyishumi nambili ubuhlakani, iziza ezinhlanu ezingokomzwelo kanye nama-roller amathathu apholile! Futhi lapho umpheki uthi: "Lokhu akuhlekisi, ngoba akuhlekisa" - Lapha zonke izingxabano azinamandla. Umama, kungani ungangizalelanga incwadi? !!Izingane njengekilasi
Izakhamizi zentsha zibonakala zidalwe ngokukhethekile njengezivivinyo ezikhethekile zokuvivinya ukusebenza. Kukholakala ukuthi ingane ilele ngehora le-15 ekungqondweni. Ukulala. Kepha ngqo uze uvule ikhompyutha ukuthumela ngokushesha ifayela elilodwa elincane. Ukulala okwengeziwe kuyaphela nokuthuthumela kuqala. Hhayi umhlaba, kepha ukhalaze izindonga.
Eminyakeni emine, uPado ucela kakhulu: "Mama, yini i-paranoia ?!", ngenkuthalo ihlose ku-skype yekhasimende. Eminyakeni engu-8 ikuthumela nge-SMS "O, ngiphule imbiza kathathu lezinyosi." Uthanda ukufunda ama-SMS mayelana namabhange amathathu aphukile, ehleli eSoviere? O, kube sengathi sithola okuyinkimbinkimbi, uma kungenjalo ezinganeni! Futhi yini elimele kakhulu - iningi lale mizamo - ngenxa yalo ...
Ukuntuleka kwe-Intanethi
Kuphinde kunqunywe ephuzwini elibaluleke kakhulu. Izitha Zomuntu! Umsebenzi uyama, noma ngabe awudingi lutho manje noma uthumele lutho. Kuvela ukuthi lokhu kungokwesibili okhohliwe yincazelo yegama elithile elibalulekile, futhi uma lingafiki masinyane, khona-ke konke sekuhambile. Sonke isikhathi samahhala siya eRugan nge-SPETArs, abahlinzeki kanye nesihluku. Ngaphandle kwe-Intanethi, ngisho namaphepha asetafuleni ngasizathu simbe akunakwenzeka ukuba aqakezele!
Ukuba khona kwe-inthanethi
Yebo, lesi yisitha sokuqala esibi kakhulu futhi esibi kakhulu. Ngeke sizame ngisho nokupenda ngokuningiliziwe umphumela wayo obulalayo emsebenzini okhiqizayo. Ngoba sithola ukucacisa imininingwane, futhi lapho kuvela ukuthi umuntu othakazelisa obhala ngakho, futhi une-akhawunti, futhi lapha, nakulesi sizathu, lo mbhalo wabhalwa cishe ezinhlanu nesigamu esinde isikhathi eside kunalokho okwakucatshangwa. Futhi, ngendlela, vala kunalokho. Bese uqhubeka, yebo. Sebenza! :)
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