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Thanda
Lokhu, yiqiniso, kuyamangaza, kepha iningi labo basolwa ngokuba bathande izingane zabo. "Uwugcinani ezandleni zakho, makahlale wedwa - udinga ukuzifundisa e-Inkululeko!". Okokuqala, uzokwethulwa encazelweni ende yokuthi ingane yokuqala yempilo yokuphila ibaluleke kakhulu ukuthintana ngokomzimba nonina, akakakulungeli ukuhlukana naye, abhekisele emisebenzini yakamuva yezazi zezengqondo nabezingane. Bese uluma ikhanda lakho nje. Buthule.
Sykukhu
"Umboze kanjani yena? Akekho umuntu ozokhula, kepha uhlobo oluthile lokudabuka! " Ale! Lesi ingane! Vele, uma sihumusha izingxoxo ezingapheli nengane ngolimi olujwayelekile, kuzobe kuyisithombe esijwayelekile kakhulu: IBhabhele ibika ngaso sonke isikhathi ukuthi ungcono kakhulu, muhle kakhulu futhi ezungeze yomisa amadokhumenti adingekayo abalulekile. Hhayi-ke, bengasena ngqala, ngitshele sicela yazise ingane ukuthi ijabule kakhulu futhi imthanda ngaphezu kokuphila?
Psychotrauma
Uthathe ithoyizi? Psychotram! Ulele lapho ingane ifuna ukubuka amakhathuni? Psychotram! Wenqabile ukuthenga umdlwane? Psychotram! Ushiye ugogo amahora ambalwa? Psychotrarm! Isinyathelo, Damn, akunakwenzeka ukuba ukhuphuke, ukuze ungazifaki umntwana ongenakuqhathaniswa. Kuthiwani uma i-maniac izokhula? Futhi kudingeka nje ukucindezela izimbotshana ngesikhathi, babheka abantu abalungile.
I-CHSV.
Abantu abaningi bakholelwa ngokweqiniso ukuthi uma ingane ilahlekelwa phambili emgqeni, yithi, ethoyilethi, khona-ke i-ego yakhe umbhangqwana inomuzwa wobulu obubodwayo izokhuphuka ibe ngosayizi ovala ilanga, inyanga futhi Izinkanyezi. Kepha ngasizathu simbe kubonakala ngathi ukuthi ikuvumela kuphela ukuthi ugcine amabhulukwe womile, nakho konke. Ngoba ingane ine-bladder encane kunabantu abadala, futhi uma iphumula, yaphumulwa. Akunasidingo sokubheka okushiwo okufihliwe lapho kungenjalo - kushaya i-mania.
Imbiza / Ukuvinjwa
Kwenqabele okuthile okubi. Vumela - futhi kubi. Ukuzama ngandlela thile ukuhlanganisa - Umama omubi ngaphandle kokufakwa okucacile kokukhulisa ingane. Nokuthi ungazama kanjani ukuhlanganisa, uma ingane ebizayo iza ukuvakashela ugogo futhi lonke uhlelo lwenqatshelwe luya eTartarara, ngoba ugogo nomkhulu onothando nogogo bondla amaswidi ekuhlatshweni, kuvumela ukuthi ubuke uhlelo "lwesikhathi" futhi Yiya embhedeni lapho ushintshana. Futhi kanjani ukuhlala, ukubuza?
Ukudla
Noma yini opha ukondla ingane yakho, ingakubi noma yikuphi okubi, kube yingozi futhi ayihambisani nobani izindinganiso (kube sengathi othile ucabangise kakhulu ukuthi yini ezinkambiso). Ngabe uncelisa isikhathi eside? Uzoba nokuluma okubi, ama-caries ne-psychotrauma! Sondla ibele elincane? Umama omubi futhi unganendaba nokungavikeleki kwengane. Ukuqala Nikeza Izithelo? Lowo ngumama oyisiphukuphuku, ngeke abe yilutho kodwa ngeke abe nalutho! Unikeze izithelo sekwephuzile? Nasi i-Milf eyisiwula, uthatha kuphi amavithamini ngokukhula okuvumelanayo nentuthuko? Umbuthano ononya.
Ukusombulukisa
Akukho lutho oluhlakulela umuzwa wecala komama njenge-RPR ukuthuthuka kwangaphambili kwengane. Futhi-ke, umama, ukhathele ngokuntula ukulala, izinkinga ngokuncelisa ibele, kwangqongqozwa ngokuphila okujwayelekile, ngosuku lwesithathu lwengane kuqala ukusesha kwi-Intanethi, ukuphrinta kanye namakhadi akhethekile ingane okufanele afunde kuyo ngokushesha I-alfabhethi yesiLatini, yonke imibala yothingo futhi ufunde ukufunda, ukubhala nokuxazulula izibalo engqondweni ngaphambili kunokufunda ukuhamba. Ingane empofu.
Impilo yomuntu siqu
Shiya ingane ugogo bese uhamba nomyeni wakhe nge-movie - yisehluleki nje. Ingabe wena, cela umsolwa, ingane yazala ugogo? Futhi endaweni yokudlela ungahambi! Yini, ongakwazi ukwenza lutho ekhaya futhi udle noma yini ?! Ukucekelwa phansi izinwele? Manicure? Ingabe kungumuntu ophambi kothile? Hlala ekhaya, ufundise ingane! Leyo yonke le ndaba.
I-egoism
Uma ufuna ukuya kwi-Exhibition Van Gogh, khona-ke ingane yakho ngokusobala ingumnikazi wamahora ambalwa okudingeka uvakashele o-Ona, uphume. Ngoba kuyacaca ukuthi ukuthwala nawe kungukuphakama kwe-maternal egoism. Hang! Ihlukaniswe! Futhi uma ngizondiza ndawo ndawo endizeni, khona-ke jikelele i-nercissistic idiot, hhayi umama. I-egoist! Brood! Umama ojabulayo - ingane ejabule? Cha, akezwanga.
Umbhalo wombhalo: Ekaterina kuzmin