Lapho umphathi wezinwele uyakushisa isitembu ethempelini nge-hot hair dryer, uthi: "O, ngiyaxolisa"? Lapho-ke le ndatshana ingeyakho. Uma unamacala akho angaphezu kwezihlanu, kudingeka wenze njalo! Vele ungaxolisi, kuhle?
Ukumamatheka okwesabekayo
Lapho ubhala umuntu incwadi noma ukuphawula, uyethusa kakhulu futhi unamahloni ukubeka uphawu lokubazisa noma izithonjana zokuhlukumeza. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, ngaphandle kwazo kubonakala kuwe ukuthi umbhalo utholwa ngomile futhi ulusizi. Kuhle ukwazi ukuthi awuveli kulabo abahlekisayo ekhasini lonke, kodwa, nokho, unelungelo lokuveza imizwa yethu embhalweni, noma ngosizo lophawu lokubikisa. Nakhu okufana nathi!Hhayi-ke, unalo kanjani i-kara?
Lapho umgcini wezinwele ejabule ngezwi elinelisekile: "Uyakuthanda?" Awunawo amandla okuphendula ngentshiseko futhi esikhundleni salokho uveze umdlandla. Ngoba ngandlela thile ngenkani umuntu ngenxa kanembeza, ngoba wazama. Uhleli amahora amabili futhi ubuke buthule ukuthi umsebenzi wakhe uletha kanjani inhlekelele ekhanda lakho. Kwakuthule, okusho ukuthi ukuzosola yena, futhi nokushiya amathiphu manje, ngokwakhe ekujezisweni.
Kepha uyinkosazana
Uma umuntu, engamniki unkulunkulukazi, uya endlini yangasese yomphakathi, kwikhabethe lapho uthathe umhlalaphansi khona, uqhakaze unogwaja ekukhanyisweni kwezibani. I-TSSS! Ayikho imisindo ingashicilelwa, iyisithiyo. Anginendaba ukuthi kulapha lapho le misindo ingafanele. Unogwaja onenhlonipho, okulungele ukunqoba imvelo ephansi kakhulu yomzimba wakho.Imikhosi yaseChina
Unjani? - Kulungile? - Nawe? "Kuhle ... Ungahola isikhathi eside ukuhola izingxoxo ezingenanjongo nangokungagxili nomuntu, ngokweqiniso, akukhumbuli ngokuphelele. Ubani? Owayekade ekilasini? Umsunguli wenkampani? Umfakisicelo weposi le-Courier? Nokho, selokhu akhuluma nawe, kuyadingeka ukusekela ngenkuthalo ukukhanya kokuxhumana kwabantu. Unokutholwa okujabulisayo kwanoma iyiphi ingxoxo edakiwe esitimeleni, uqhaqhazela umngane endizeni kanye nesiguli vest yonke ngeshwa futhi umphefumulo onganele ofana nawe endleleni.
Isiginali ye-Telepathic
Uziphindiselela kabi ekuwohlokeni okungenamahloni, okukuqhela phambi kwakho ngokuhambisana "Ngicela nje umzuzu" noma "vele uthenge ugwayi." O, yebo, unesihe, ushisa amakhanda akhe amabhulokhethi ngamehlo abo. Uma umcabango wawungokwezinto ezibonakalayo, wonke la ma-macushki angenamahloni ngabe aqhume kudala, ehlobisa idolobha lezicishamlilo ezijabule. Yilwa! Yilwa!Uxolo ngiyaphila
Ubani obengakuphahlazela lapho unokuthula futhi ungaphuli imithetho, uhamba ngomgwaqo, uyaxolisa. Akukhathaleli ukuthi ngubani: umgibeli webhayisekili eqoqweni eliyinqaba, i-doggyman, eboshelwe yi-leash yakhe, ugogo onenqola, umfana onesikhwama se-mega: uxolo, ngiyaxolisa, ngiyaxolisa, kodwa Uma kungazelelwe ninecala, ngiyacela, ngithethelele!
Alukho ushintsho
Awukwazi ukugcizelela ukuthi umthengisi (noma ohambisanayo) ngokwabo baxazulula inkinga yokudlula. Ngakho-ke, uzokuyeka konke bese uya ukushintshanisa imali ezitolo nasemakhemisi. Mhlawumbe uzothenga okuthile okungadingekile lapho, ngoba ngemuva kwakho konke, akufanele ucele abantu ukuthi basonteke amahora amahlanu ngakho. Futhi ngokuvamile, ubufuna ukuzithengela lapha, kusho ukuthi lezi yizinkinga zakho. Kufanele sibe nesizotha!
Cisha ukukhanya, ithiphu yemfoloko
Abazali bakufundise njengengane ukuhlukanisa ngomusa kuwo wonke uswidi noma iMandar yokugcina. Nayi impilo yakho yonke futhi uthuthumela, uma kungazelelwe ubonakale isifiso esiyihlazo sokudla ucezu lokugcina lwe-pizza noma ukufihla umnqumo onesizungu ovela kumanzi. Iseluleko sethu kuwe: Kwenze. Thatha futhi ushise! Noma kunjalo, zithengele esitolo lonke iBhange leminqumo (iphakethe lama-tangerines, ibhokisi lamaswidi ...), fihla egumbini lokuphila kwami ungahambi namuntu ngenkathi ungayithandi ngokwakho.Ihlazo laseFinland
Ubiza u-spammers. "Alla, sinikeza izinsizakalo zesikweletu", "Sawubona, ukuhalalisela, ugcinwe ku-salon yezimonyo", "abahlali abathandekayo, ngokusho komyalo wethu wama-ruble, kufanele uthenge amamitha ethu amanzi ama-ruble ayisigidi nama-kopecks ayisikhombisa manje khona manje." Futhi wena, awukwazi ukuzenza nje uphonsa ifoni! Ukhuluma nabo, uzama ngisho nokuchaza okuthile kubo. Ngokujulile, kwanele!