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Ngokusho kwama-stereotypes, lona wesifazane unakekela ingane, futhi indoda, njenge-firter yeqiniso ne-superman ibanikeza yonke into edingekayo. Ngakho-ke, uma imvelo yabazali izalwa njengoba yayinjalo, noma okungenani phambilini, kuye kuyise kusamele kube yi-awl. (Kule ndawo umhleli we-athikili, into engaqondakali izoqhuma amadoda angavusa bona nawona. I-ED. ED.) Ake siqhubeke.Ngosizi nangenjabulo!
Yithathe nawe ngokuzalwa kwengane. Uma eshiywe yiqiniso lokuthi uyagula lapho ubona igazi futhi ngokujwayelekile une-psyche ebuthakathaka, usho ukuthi ungowesifazane obuthakathaka futhi wesaba! Odokotela Bhesha! Enema! Yilwa! Ngokwesikhashana esinomthwalo wemfanelo, umyeni uzokwazi ukuphuma, akekho osiphoqa ukuthi asuse i-placenta noma adlule amazinyo akhe. Kepha, endleleni, ososayensi bathi uma umuntu ebona ezakhe amehlo, ingane yakhe ibonakala ekukhanyiseleni, uyengeza ukuzethemba ukuthi yingane yakhe, futhi, ngakho-ke, ishisa imizwa efudumele kwilungu lomndeni elisha. Umyeni wami wayenami ekuqothulweni kwengane kusukela ekuqaleni kuze kube sekupheleni, ngokusho kwakhe, wayengakhathazeki ngakho (kufaka phakathi ukuthi abesifazane baze bangacabangi ukuthi abesifazane badlula kanjani kulobu buhlungu nobunzima bengxabano .
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Ezinsukwini zokuqala ngisho nesonto owesifazane ucishe wakhathazeka lapha, "Nginike, mina uqobo, awukwazi"! Yebo, impela indoda endala ye-sane enomfutho ephakeme ayisoze yakuthola ukuthi indiza kanjani ingane kuma-diaper, lokhu kuyimfihlo yolwazi olungcwele olutholakala kwabesifazane kuphela! Ukuze kudingeke imvelo kababa wale ndoda, kuyadingeka ukuthi lona wesifazane acime umakhi. Okungenani isikhashana. Mina, ngokwesibonelo, njalo ebusuku ngezinjongo zokuvimbela ngidonsa umyeni ukuthi ashintshe ingane. Ekuqaleni bekuhlekisa kakhulu, ngoba ngemuva kokukhohlisa komuntu, ingane ivuke ezindlebeni zayo ePoop, kepha manje konke kwathuthukiswa.Mthembe
Akekho oyoke akwazi ukususa ubuhlobo bakho obuhlukile nengane yakho, kepha iqiniso lokuzalwa kwengane alikuniki noma yiluphi ulwazi olukhethekile noma amandla okuvuma ibhande lezingane. Ngakho-ke, kudingeka impela ukuhlukanisa wonke ama-diapers, ama-diapers angcolile, ukubhukuda, imikhosi nokungcola nobusuku nomyeni wakhe ukuze aqinise, ngakho-ke, ukuzokhuluma, ubudlelwane bomndeni. Ekugcineni, le yingane yakho ejwayelekile. Kholwa ukuthi umyeni akamhlambi umntwana egumbini lokugezela, ngeke alahlekelwe yinqola, awephuli umlenze lapho eshintsha.
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Akekho owenza ukuthi weqe ebusuku enganeni, ngaphandle kokukuqeda, ukuxazulula izinkinga nomtholampilo, odokotela, i-booty ebomvu, ukugoma, ukuvota, ukukhethwa kwe-stroller, kuyinto elula ye-egoism. Ukhuluma ngento owenzayo konke kangcono, "Uma kungenjalo mina, khona-ke ngubani !? Futhi konke lokhu kuyikho. Umama ojabulayo - ingane ejabule! Musa iqhawe futhi unciphise imisebenzi ekuziqhenyayo ubaba, uzohlomula.Banikeze ukuhlala ndawonye
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Kwenze umsebenzi
Vumela umyeni wakhe abe ngokwemibandela yabo yemithwalo yemfanelo: Khetha i-stroller, gcina isandla sakho ekuphazisweni kwehluzo yokugoma, ufunga nomtholampilo, uhambe ngempelasonto amahora ama-2 epaki, uthenge ama-diapers, ukugeza - lapho unqobile khona ' t Ukukhuphuka. Kuyiqiniso, ukwehluleka akunakugwenywa (ngokwesibonelo, umyeni wentombi yami waqoqwa yi-stroller kanye nebhokisi alilahla imininingwane ebalulekile, manje okudingeka ukuthi ithenge imali ebalulekile, ngoba ayithengiswa ngokwahlukana), Kepha kancane kancane konke kuzosebenza.