Wena, futhi, imifanekiso emihle nejulile, ehamba ezinkundleni zokuxhumana, ahlolwe amahlandla ayishumi kuphela? Sinqume ukubabheka ngaphansi kwe-angle entsha futhi sibembule okwengeziwe, kude futhi bajulile. Ekukhanyisweni okusha.
Izaqathe, amaqanda nekhofi
Owesifazane osemusha weza kuMama waqala ukukhononda ngobunzima obubalulekile nezinkinga empilweni yomndeni. Umama, esesilalele isikhashana, wamyisa ekhishini kwathi lapho wabeka khona amakhosi amathathu ngamanzi emlilweni. Epanini elilodwa, wabeka isanqante, waya kwelinye - amaqanda, nakwesithathu - ikhofi yomhlabathi.Ngemuva kwemizuzu embalwa ebilayo, umama wakhumula amakhosi emlilweni wanikela ngendodakazi yakhe ukuze adle aphuze okuqukethwe kwawo. "Emva kwakho konke, ngakubeka bobabili, neyesithathu laya emanzini afanayo," kusho lo wesifazane oPhakathi, ebuka izivakashi zidla. "Futhi bashintshe ngendlela ehlukile! Amazaqathe emanzini abilayo athambile, amaqanda - kanzima, futhi ikhofi lashintsha ukunambitheka kwamanzi! Ngabe uyakuqonda engifuna ukukusho?
"MUM!" Indodakazi ephenduliwe. "Ngizele ukwesekwa okuncane kokuziphatha, futhi nawe awukwazanga ukunakekela ibhulakufesi ngaphandle kokungidiliza ngaphandle kokuhlelela ukusebenza kwakho okujwayelekile kuyo. Uyazi ukuthi yini, manje ngakho konke okuhlangenwe nakho, ngizoya ku-Psychoanalyst, kungcono ukuchitha imali kuye kunomvuzo wakho kuwe! Futhi ngiphinde ngincome kakhulu ukuxhumana nochwepheshe, ngoba ngombukiso wakho oyisiphukuphuku bekungadingekile ukubilisa amaqanda amabili kwisigaxa esisodwa. I-Psychoanalyst izokuba yilokho okushoyo! "
Ibhange ngamatshe
Abafundi bambuza uprofesa wakhe enkulumweni yefilosofi ngalokho okwenza indoda ijabule. Lo profesa wakhipha endaweni ethile ebhange futhi waqala ukugcwalisa ngamatshe. "Ngabe leli bhange ligcwele?" Ekugcineni wabuza. "Yebo," abafundi baphendula. Ngemuva kwalokho uprofesa waqala ukuthululela isihlabathi ebhange. Izimbangi zezihlabathi zaziqala phakathi kwamatshe, zivalelisa esikhaleni samahhala. "Uyabona? Manje usegcwele ngempela, "kusho uProfesa. "Ngifuna uqonde ..."
"Yima, uProfesa," waphazamisa umfundi wakhe oyedwa. "Siyawazi lo mzekeliso nembiza. Kuthakazelisa kakhulu, ukuphi, fucking, ngakho-ke umane wathatha amatshe nesihlabathi? Lokhu akuyona umnyango waseDolban we-geology, usifundisa i-fi-lo-co-fi-yu! "
USolwazi uLukavo wamomotheka intombazane ebekezelayo futhi waphendula ngobumnene: "Kuvela ezinso, e-Ivanova. Onke la matshe nesihlabathi avela ezinhlotsheni zami. "
Inkolokwe
Iqembu labalingani afunda nabo abavuthiwe beza bezovakashela uthisha wakhe wangaphambili. Bonke baqala ukukhuluma ngabo, futhi wonke umuntu wenza umsebenzi omuhle. Kepha abafundi baqala ukukhononda ngezinkinga emsebenzini nasekhaya.Uthisha walalelisisa, wabe eseyalela ukuba asike ikhekhe waya ekhishini ngemuva kwembiza yekhofi kanye nezinkomishi. Ubuyile nge-tray, ebambekene nezinkomishi ezihlukene kakhulu nezibuko ezihle kakhulu, ezivela ezingilazini ezinhle nenhle kwezingilazi ezijwayelekile zeSherbaty, futhi anikela ngezivakashi ukuthi azithululele ikhofi. Lapho kudliwa ikhekhe, uthisha wabuza ukuthi bayakuqonda yini ukusikisela.
"Ngempela!" wababaza intandokazi yakhe, uPetrov Lyba. "Bafo, eqinisweni, impilo ifana nekhofi, nakho konke okunye kuyinkomishi nje. Ngakho-ke sancoma inkomishi emihle, njengokungathi ukunambitheka kwekhofi kusuka kulokhu kuzoshintsha ... Futhi uMagdalena Elizarovna uphuza ngesizotha engilazini futhi injabulo ayitholi ngaphansi! "
"Uyisiwula, Petrov," waphazamisa noma yimuphi uthisha. "Bengifuna ukuthi ubonise ukuthi ngenkathi ukhalaza lapha ukuthi amaparele anawo chalk, ngiphazanyiswa emholweni wesabelomali. Anginayo ngisho nenkonzo eyodwa yokubeka etafuleni ngosuku lokugubha usuku! Futhi awenele lokho, esikhundleni sento enhle, nganginikeza lo mshanelo opinki, ngakho-ke zonke izinkomishi ezinhle zifafazwe, zingishiyela ingilazi eyikhulu. Abafundi abahle kangcono manje! Thumela kusuka lapha! "
Futhi isalukazi saqala ukushaya abantu abasha isixha sama-roses, baze bamshiya efulethini lakhe.
Isikhathi Somhlaba
Omunye usomabhizinisi owafika esigodlweni sezindela, ngoba isikhathi eside walinda ezintabeni eduzane lapho kuza umqhubi weMonki. Esigodlweni sezindela, wabuzwa ngentukuthelo u-Abbot, ngoba kungenzeka ukuthi umqhubi wathumela amahora amane emva kwakhe ngemuva kwalapho kunesidingo. "Sithethelele, uMiriyanin," kusho u-Abbot. "Kepha sibonisa i-cosmic, hhayi ukugcina isikhathi. Bheka. Inani le-Forest linehla ekhasini elilodwa? Futhi libaluleke ngani umkhathi onokwephulwa kohlelo lwakho? "
"Kulokhu," kusho usomabhizinisi, "ngeke ngisayine isheke lokuxhasa. Inani lendawo yonke le mali? " Lapho-ke izindela zikhungathekile zamphonsa kwalasha ukuze zingephule isithombe sazo esihle somhlaba. Futhi amasheke futhi ngaphandle kwawo kukhona abathandi ukusayina.
Ubumsulwa
Kwafika umSulumane osemusha ovela emzini wayophumula umkhulu wakhe edolobhaneni. Unake indlela bonke abesifazane abavalwe ngayo, naphezu kokushisa kwehlobo ehlobo. Abaningi ngisho nobunzima buthutha, ubuso babo babebomvu."Umkhulu," wabuza khona-ke, "Kungani bonke laba besifazane belukhuni kangaka?" Le ndoda endala yadonsa amaswidi amabili ephaketheni lakhe, eyodwa ku-wrapper, enye ngaphandle, yabuza ukuthi yimuphi umzukulu wayo isilungele ukudla. "Ku-Wrapper, kunjalo, uhlala ehlanzekile," kuphendula lo mfo waphendula. "Nabesifazane ngokufanayo," umkhulu wakhe wamtshela.
Umzukulu wambheka wathi wethukile "nginemibuzo emibili kuphela," kusho yena. "Okokuqala, kungani ugcina uswidi ongcolile ngaphandle kwephepha nawe? Okwesibili, ulapha yini, eyakha ngempela abesifazane?!?! "
Ukungakholwa
Umqeqeshi oyedwa ohlonishwayo - umqeqeshi othile ohloniphayo wahlanganisa abantu enkolelweni ekuhlakanipheni, bethembisa ukuthi wonke umbono wabo wokuphila uzophenduka. Enkulumweni, wayehlala ecaphuna izitatimende ezihlakaniphile futhi ezithinta inhliziyo zabantu abadumile, ikakhulukazi u-Albert Einstein. Abaningi ezilalelini baberekhodwa ngemuva komqeqeshi, futhi yindoda eyodwa kuphela engajwayelekile e-raincoat futhi isigqoko siyagumbuqela sonke isikhathi: "U-Einstein akashongo lokho! Yikuphi okungenangqondo? Qedela okungenangqondo! "
Ekuqaleni, umqeqeshi wakhumbuza ukuthi lezi zingcaphuno zaziwa kahle, kepha ekugcineni ukubekezela kwakhe kwaqhuma, futhi wasikisela ukushiya izilaleli ukuba zishiye izilaleli uma zingathandeki ukulalela inkulumo.
Umlaleli akazange aphendule izwi kulokhu, futhi wasuka ngokushesha, wadlula idolobha lonke, wafika emathuneni futhi wanyamalala lapho kwelinye lamathuna. Kwakungu-Albert Einstein.
Umbhalo: Lilit Mazikina