Lowo ogcina izilwane ezifuywayo azi ukuthi kwesinye isikhathi bayakwazi ukuzibuza kwangempela. Yebo, nasesikhathini sokuphumula phakathi kwezimangaliso ungakhathali ngokumangazayo. Sibuze abafundi ukuthi batshele indlela izintandokazi zabo ezibandayo.
Ikati marsellyza langisebenzela nge-allometer - ngezinkinga kulo, uma bekukhona umkhuba, wanikina ikhanda. Akunandaba ukuthi mangaki amakati, akekho onga- ...
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Lapho sinamagundane amaningi, amagundane omanzi kaYozh ahlala ekhejini elihlukile. Izinsikazi zazihlala zintathu (amaseli amathathu). UHergehog wayenowesifazane owuthandayo. Wonke amaseli ngokwemvelo akhiyiwe. Akuvaliwe kuphela, kodwa futhi kuphekwe ucingo. Ngemuva kwemva kokunye kowesifazane othandekayo, uHedgehog waqala ukugeleza, ebusuku ngabona okulandelayo. U-YozH uvula ikheji lakhe, evimbela futhi, lapho kudingeka khona, aphenya ngocingo esitokisini salo. Kuya ekhejini lowesifazane othandekayo, kungavuli ucingo, kuvuleka. Futhi, ngemuva kwamahora amathathu, ngokuhleleka okuguqukayo: Kuyavela, kuvale iseli yowesifazane, ngakho-ke, kuyeza ngokwami, kuvalelisa ukuthi konke kukhuphuka, njengoba bekunjalo.***
Kubiza ikati lethu ukumboza umcamelo - indlela acishe alale ngayo ngokushesha. Yize kwakungama-paws asendle nomsila onolaka. Ibizwa - induduzo enamathiselwe.
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UDachshund Sonya, lapho kuzalwa indodana yami, yaqopha ngokushesha emiseleni. Sithenge iRadio Nanny, futhi kwakuwukuthi inja engenamsebenzi engenamsebenzi kunazo zonke ihlala ithule ukulala kwayo futhi yacishe yaqala uku-gripe, yasheshe yaqala ukungifonela.***
Owesibili wekati lethu, uJackie, owayethanda ukudlala njengenja. Sammemeza ngokuthi "i-aport" waphonsa uCaramel wawaletha. Ungaphonsa emashalofini, ku-closet - Hlobo luni lwenja olungase lukhale kukhabethe?
Ikati elifanayo ladumisa ukukhwela emashalofini futhi likhuphuke incwadi kusuka lapho. Uhleli, awuthinti muntu, futhi uTyutchev uwela kuwe. Futhi watshela izinkinobho nezingcingo eziphathwayo.
Futhi manje uphila ikati elithanda ukubuka imidlalo yamakhompiyutha njenge-GTA noma i-Assassin Creed, amabutho kanye ne-adventures ku-TV futhi ngokuyisisekelo kuphenduka iphrinta. Wayeqonda lapho inkinobho, izifudumala lapho, khona-ke gxuma ngokushesha bese ubheka kokugcina kwensiza bese ulalela umsindo futhi uzalwe. Ezinyangeni eziningi, lokhu kumnandi akukuhluphi.
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Amakati ami adle amakhukhamba anosawoti futhi wasihambela uku-oda: izimbobo ezishiswe kuzo zonke izinto zoboya ezishiywe zinganakekelwa.***
Umakhelwane waphila i-cockada futhi ephonswe. Ama-rugs ahlushwa ukukhuluphala, nomakhelwane bamgcina ekudleni. Wake wabamba i-kakatu ngoba wagibela ikheji lezicucu zezithelo nezinye i-Parrot Yummy. Ukudla ngeke kudlule!
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UCat Kozzya wanqunyelwa kithi ukuze siphile nami, futhi ngonyaka waletha uMusya kithi, ukhulelwe ngokuqinile. UMusya wabeletha kathathu, bakhuliswa ndawonye kuze kuhanjiswa amakhithi. UKsyu wabonga izikebhe zakhe esiswini sami esiswini esisesiswini sami, kwathi lapho kuzalwa uKoreru, wathuthela kuye eCrib. UKoresi wayeqinisekiswa kahle naye. Ikati likaLuther likhathazeke kakhulu uma ngigeza. Uhlala futhi ulindile lapho ngihamba. Ukuphikelela. Imvume yokugeza, ihlala eceleni, i-sink ithande nje, kepha imiphefumulo ibheka ukusungulwa kwe-assk.***
Enye yekati lami idlile utamatisi. Ngokuqondile, ungasho, ufihleke. U-Urcha nokubhema. Futhi-ke, lapho ugogo wendlu elahlekelwa ukuqaphela futhi kwakungekho muntu, ngaphandle kwekati, wayiphaphama. Kwakufanele athathe umuthi, futhi wakhohlwa, wabamba lokhu kuhlaselwa, uma kungenjalo ikati, ubengeke akwazi ukukwazi nokuhlasela okulula kungaphenduka ukuhlaselwa yisifo senhliziyo.
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I-Pog Monia ihlala emndenini wabaculi. Futhi kwaphonswa inselelo yokuntshontsha izimbiza ngopende. Noma ubadonsa, ngenjabulo phansi ekuphumeni. Yena uqobo uyakhethwa. Uyinyama ye-terry enentshebe. Ngakho-ke le ntshebe yayihlaza okwesibhakabhaka, nanoma yimuphi umbala. Noma udla upende. Bese …. yenza ukufaka yonke imibala yothingo. Into ehlekisayo ukuthi isikhathi esithi "poop anemibala" sasikomunye wabaculi u-Andy Warholl. Yebo, futhi poop ezindongeni zeCharles Gallery Caskee ngezikhathi ezithile. Ngemuva kwalokho uChris ulahlekile, bese uPietro Mangony. Ngakho-ke, siyahlekisa ukuthi inja yethu ibuye ibe ngumculi. Postmoderrnist. Futhi ilungiselela ukunqoba igalari ye-SATIE.***
I-kitty yami encane yezwa ukuthi zonke injabulo yempilo (ukudla) zivela esiqandisini naseKhabhinethi ngokulandelayo. Lapho isikhathi sifika sizobuza ikati, wesula la madivayisi amabili agqoke ugqozi olufanayo. Ukuphumula akukaze kube nentshisekelo.
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Umalusi waseCaucasian, omkhulu, ongenampilo, muhle futhi unobungane. Epaki, simvumela ukuba ahambe azungeze ngaphandle kokuvuza. Lapho kudluliswa intsha ngomculo omkhulu, wangena kubo ubuhlakani bomculo nokumamatheka. He, lokhu kungumbukiso ongalibaleki. Wena ungumbukiso ongalibaleki Udayled nokudla: wabeka amabili "ucezu lokudla oluvela esitsheni esiya phansi ngaphambi kokuqala kokudla. Konke, futhi ekugcineni kukhona izingcezu zedessert.***
UNyasha (ikati) lapho eya kuvulandi, ehlala efasiteleni futhi angabheki emgwaqweni, nasendlini, njalo endlini. Ngokufanele - Uyini, owazalelwa emgwaqweni, akazange ambone lo mgwaqo?
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I-rator yami uRoger weba ucezu olukhulu lwe-ruh-topaz, uyamfuna esidlekeni sakhe, futhi lapho ... angazi, ngiyakuthanda, kodwa waqhubeka nokukhonzwa kokudla.***
UBabushkin Vasily, owayehlala emkhakheni wangasese ngokuhamba kwamahhala, wasishintsha komunye umndeni - weza evela endaweni ethile egcwele kanye neminyango (sinomnyango wendlu kuleli ngakwesokudla, naye wathulula ngqo kuChuladi ).
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Umqhudelwano wami uCorvin, (owesilisa, akayona igwababa, elingukuthi i-grey crow), angcwatshwe kanye nokufakwa, lapho kufika isikhathi, wakhetha umbhangqwana. Futhi kwakungu ... umama wami. Ngimnakekela, ngizamile ukuganana, ngaphandle kwalokho, hhayi ngaphandle kwawo. Ukuze uqonde isimo, kubalulekile ukwazi ukuthi ama-crows yi-monoga.***
I-Cat Hare itholakele futhi ifudunyezwa enhliziyweni "yenja yenja" lelo khasi lapho "Lawa makati izolo ayengowona khona i-sulfate-eyebiwe ..."
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UKati uMonda wafundisa ingane yami ekhalayo. Sibeka phansi ngengubo, esikhungweni, nasemaphethelweni asonge amathoyizi akhanyayo. Kepha iFizuch esikhwameni esincane yayikhawulelwe ekunamathiselwe kokuseduze futhi yilokho. Futhi ngeke unakekele - ama-lises, futhi awenzi ukukhathazeka ngokwengeziwe, kepha kuqamba amanga. Lapho-ke ikati lalilinganiswe - lalilala ekhoneni eliphambene, lilinde ize lishaye, lazivumela ukuba livuse umhlane wakhe, liphume esibanjeni soboya, ladlula ekhoneni elilandelayo. Amahora amabili angabe eseshayela ingubo kangako. Futhi ingubo nje phansi, ngaphandle kwengane, wayengenandaba nakancane. Futhi wafika ekudleni komphakathi, uma ingane ivuka, yangigibela ngemuva kwezinyawo, ngibuyela egumbini, ngangibukela ukuba ngimondle, bese ngidedelwa ngomusa ekhishini.***
Ikati lethu lahlonipha ukhukhamba we-acidic, ukubuka ama-cutlets futhi ubambe iqhaza ekuphekeni kwe-borschism. Uma siqala ngaphandle kwawo - ukufutheka emehlweni nasecaleni elifayo! Ungalokothi weba noma yini etafuleni futhi akazange anikeze omunye. Isilo esinjalo somlindi sanoma iyiphi inja sizoba!
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Inja yami ithanda ukugijimela ophahleni lukaSarayi. Wayeyi-jumper enkulu, ephezulu, futhi wagxumela lapho ngaphandle kobunzima obuningi.***
UFudu wayengaqondakali ngandlela-thile ezwa umzukulu wami omkhulu. Ukube uGogo watshela ugogo wakhe: "Akekho, buyela emuva!" Kuthunyelwe kwasala. Ubuye waya kimi ekuseni ngivuke. Ungene egumbini, wema phakathi, waphakanyiswa emaphethelweni watshela igobolondo phansi.
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Ikati lami likhanyisa ukukhanya ephaseji, ukube besingekho ekhaya. Usheshise komunye umkhawulo wephaseji futhi wenza ukugxuma ekushintsheni. Uhlobo lwethu - ngaleyo ndlela lwasidangela, okungukuthi, ngenza into efana nesenzo sesiko. Ngoba into yokuqala esiyenzile, esiza ekhaya, sasikhanyisela ephaseji.***
Futhi sinekati lapho ngabona ukuthi asizange sidle amagundane nezinyoni, ngaqala ukuletha ukudla komuntu - sasihlala emzaneni futhi abaningi ehlobo badla emgwaqweni .. Imvamisa, lokhu kwaba konke okunye isinkwa sesinkwa, esathola inja enezingane zakhe - ngandlela thile, ngandlela thile ikati, kungabonakala, akunakuphakama kangangokuba akakwazi ukuhambisa inyamazane emnyango wegceke ...
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Ikati elidala lidla u-anyanisi, isithombo, ulamula onama-crust, ujamu ovela eKizyl (amathambo asukume) futhi ngokujwayelekile konke okungakhonjisiwe. Ikati eliphakathi nendawo linayo ithoyizi layo - ibhokisi lezicucu elinesembozo. Lapho efuna ukudlala - Ivula ibhokisi bese uthola uhlobo oluthile lwethoyizi. Futhi kwesinye isikhathi kuqoqa amathoyizi akhe ahlakazekile futhi adonsele ebhokisini. Bese uyivala. Ngoba i-oda kufanele libe kwezomnotho.***
Ikati kwesinye isikhathi liyazivala egumbini.
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Ikati elidala kunabo bonke, eRussia, izinsolo zokumangalelwa ebumnyameni, bahudula umpheme erayisi lezigxobo ezingama-8 namaCrotches zilandelana. Ngase ngihlala phansi ngabheka impendulo, ngaletha njalo ebusuku, kungakabi nakancane. Ku-Israyeli, lapho amakati awela khona, amakati anezingcezu zothando) endaweni eyodwa enesifo kwatholakala ukuthi kutholakala kwatholakala futhi kwatholakala ukuthi ushonile. Futhi-ke, noma oseduze, kwatholakala umama. Umdlavuza, igazi legazi legazi, kanye nomdlavuza, i-pneumonia engamelana ne-antobiotic, futhi umdlavuza. Uyakholelwa ukuthi konke kusaphila, bathi, badonsele lesi sifo kuye. Ngine-pragmatics, ngaphandle kokuthi "lokhu konke kuyafana!" Ayikho incazelo.***
Inja yami, i-beagle, idle ama-bras kusuka ekubhukudeni kwami. Ngabathola, i-reptile, egqoke umtshali - yavula amabhokisi ngabheka iziqongo ezivela ekubhukuda yashisa imichilo. Bese ubeka indawo. Lapho sengikutholile lokhu, ukupakisha ipotimende ebusuku ngaphambi kokusuka. Lokho esikushiyile izingane ezingenalutho zethi kadoti osanda kuzalwa - ebusuku kwafika ukukhotha indodana yami. Wahlala phansi eduze kwakhe waqala ukufa ngothando - i-muchr, torogal peta. Futhi wahamba wayokhotha konke okwakunguFranto kusuka ngaphansi kwengubo. Ingane empofu yafunda ukulala ilimele njenge-cocoon kodwa ayizange isize. Wavuka wahamba, engikhononda ngami embhedeni. Isibusiso sekati esanelisekile sihambe ngokulandelayo - manje sasihlangene futhi kungenzeka ukuthi sikhonkotha ngobuningi.
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I-wavy parrot idansa ezingomeni zeqembu elithi "uNana". Kwakuyinto ethize. Ngesinye isikhathi sacima umculo. Babesaba ukuthi inhliziyo yakhe ngeke ime.***
I-UHD karol yami ijabule ezandleni zami. Ngokugcwele. Udonsela isitho sokugcina sokufunda. Uyakuthanda lapho kuhlasela, ukuklwebhula futhi kukhuphuka ngaso sonke isikhathi, yize kuvame ukungathandeki ku-akhatin.
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Amanye amakati nakanjani aqonda kahle ulimi lwabantu. Lapho sesinayo ikati elilodwa elidaywe ku-ovexpatch. Futhi umkhosi wendlu kwakuyi-kitya yethu ehlakaniphile. Ngasikhathi esithile, umyeni wakhe wadinga ukudonsa ikati ngaphansi kwetafula, lapho afihle khona inqwaba yezinto (sahamba). Futhi umyeni ezinhliziyo ezababaza: "Yebo, kuyini, akekho ozosiza ikati lalokhu lisuka etafuleni liyoshayela!". Ngokushesha, uBasya wandizela egumbini, wakhahlela ikati ngenxa yetafula nangesithunzi esisethathe umhlalaphansi.Ngake ngafika ekhaya ngingedwa, ngenza okuthile ekhishini, futhi kungazelelwe (kwaba nonyaka omusha) kusuka ndawo ukuyokhipha umiyane omkhulu futhi ngibe nengqondo kimi (futhi ngesizathu esithile ngingenangqondo ngokwesabekayo). Ngamemeza, khona lapho, ukusuka endaweni ethile kusukela ekujuleni kwefulethi, kwavuswa okufanayo uBasyo, ngokushesha wadla omiyane, wahamba ezindabeni zakhe. Futhi ngakho-ke wenza kaningi.
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Esikhathini sami saseSiberia saseSiberia, amaLunga elingcolile ahamba azungeze uthango njengamakati. Fair! Ebusika, uthango olungamamitha amabili - kwezinyanga ezinde zeqhwa - baba mfushane kunezingxenye ezintathu ngenxa yamaqhwa aphezulu eqhwa. Izinja zami zajwayela ukuhamba emaphethelweni futhi zakwenza ngokukhululekile ehlobo. Ngokusho kwamaketanga amaketanga, baze bakhuphuka ngophahla oluphansi nolwazi abangaziwa futhi baxabana lapho.
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Ikati lalala kusukela ebuntwaneni endaweni ecwebezelayo emi etafuleni lekhofi. Lapho ekhula, ayibekwanga ndawo, kepha ngenkani ekhuluma ngokuqinile lapho namandla akhe onke.***
Inja kudadewabo, umalusi waseJalimane onobuhlungu, wafunda ukukhonkotha ukuhleba. Babenezindonga ezincanyana, ngangingazi ukuthi uzincibilikisa kanjani. Kwakuyethusa kakhulu lapho ehleba ngaye.
I-athikili elungiselelwe uLilith Mazikina