Ungakholelwa izifundo nokuqeqeshwa. I-NLP negama legama legama lakwaLieutenant Rzhevsky linikeza ingxenye enhle ngendlela efanayo ne-Oatmeal iqala amakati.
Izithombe zezingane zizokutshela ukuthi abesifazane bacime ngempela ubuchopho, baphenduke amagiya aphezulu kanye namathayi ashubile.
Isifanekiso se-Commander
Ukugxila kwenziwa ezindaweni zomphakathi - hhayi kuphela ekushintsheni kwesitimela, kunjalo. Ufike ngosuku lokuzalwa, oluhlangene noma iklabhu. Vele, kuma-hairpin, ngengubo enhle kakhulu nasekuqhumeni. Namacici ring, amehlo ashise. Ezinye izingane ezimbili, ziyabubula, zibuthene ekhaya, i-bartender icabanga ukuthi uZolik waya kumanani entengo katshwala, ngoba akekho obheka ezimalini, yonke into ibuka kuphela entanyeni yakho. Konke ngaphandle kwesivakashi samatshe, esikuphonsa ngokungananazi ukubukeka sengathi uyi-aquarium engenalutho. Kulungile. Ayinalutho. Nge-herring enesizungu, eshaya i-melanchellically phezulu naphansi. Le Dude "ayibheki" ngokwezinga elinjalo ukuthi kwesinye isikhathi uthola ukuthi ufuna ukujika: Kuthiwani uma unomuntu onamaketanga ama-chainaws ngemuva kwakho? Kepha cha, kukhona udonga. Lapha, khona-ke wena, uqhuma umhlabathi ngezinselo, ubalekele umgomo, ngoba, kahle, wakumahla, i-EH? !! Maye, lesi sigaxa seCoC Coc Coc sikhuluma kuphela ngento eyodwa: isicupho sishayelwe, futhi othile obanjwe. Cha, hhayi i-juggler enama-chainaws, cha.
INkosi yesikhathi
Ekuqaleni wakwazi ukukubamba ngocingo phakathi kwezitimela ezimbili zokusika esiteshini seMetro esinomsindo omkhulu kakhulu. Bese kuthi ngengozi ihlangana nawe esitolo uhhafu wehora loodbye. Amakhemikhali alandelayo asemngceleni wama-Crossroads imizuzu engama-20 ngemuva kokuphuza kwakhe okungathembeki. Ngemuva kwalokho kuza wena ngqo lapho ushiya umphefumulo. Futhi-ke yena - futhi akabizi! Okusho ukuthi, izingcingo zibuyele emuva, kepha ngokunembile lapho usuvele ufisa ukulinda ucingo, ngivukele ama-pajamas ngekhabethe, ngidle i-calorie mammoth ethosiwe ethosiwe futhi ngabuthana ukuze ngife. Ukubaluleka kulele eqinisweni lokuthi kuma-pajamas anokuphelele kunzima kakhulu ukushayela emhlabeni, futhi kusukela ngokufa okunesizungu akuphumi, ngoba kuyadonswa ocingweni lwazo, ngoba kuyadingeka ukuzijabulisa . Hhayi, kwenzekani lapho izandla zakho ziphuma kwenye indawo, ngeke sikutshele - uyazi.
Ungena Ngobumsulwa uqobo
Njengoba umvakashele etiyeni ngekhekhe, khona-ke konke kubonakala kusobala futhi kuyaqondakala. Ekashini kusihlwa eziyishumi. Uhambe uzungeze idolobha lakusihlwa noma waya kumahlaya othando. Uze wahamba ngaphansi kwesandla. Wena, ekugcineni, hhayi iminyaka engu-15, futhi ukhangise ikofi lethu lasekuseni ... kodwa, ikhekhe elihle futhi lilichithiwe, uyavuka aqale ukubutha. Ngakho-ke lokhu akuphuthumayo ukuhamba, ngaphandle kokwethuka - okungukuthi, akuyona i-anecdote yakho, yesaba futhi iphuzu alisho ukuthi ikati. Vele ushiya. "Isikhathi sokulala, kusasa ukuyosebenza kusasa." Futhi mhlawumbe uzolala. Kepha uzolala kuma-pajamas akho nge-puff, bheka i-silhouette yePeignora, elenga ngaphandle kwesihlalo, futhi ubheme njengomlilo wobusuku we-golozady Indian. Ngemuva kwakho konke, sesibhale ukuthi kuma-pajamas anenqwaba emhlabeni olandelayo awathathi? Yebo, siyaxolisa.
Washiya uNkulunkulu
Unamandla, uqine, futhi konke kuyenza kube ngokulungile, kepha ngandlela thile kudabukisa. Lapha uhleli ekheffe, wathi wayesevele lapha, uncoma ngokufisa ukuzama ukunqunywa kwe-nutria nge-repo ye-caramelized, futhi kungazelelwe kwavela. Izwi lakhe lathuthumela neso lokufakelwa ngokuqinile. Kepha ngemuva kwesesibili usekudumise i-dessert. Ngabe wawubonakala sengathi uluthola ukudabuka okukhohlisayo? Ngemuva kwalokho uxoxe ngezindawo zokuhlala zasolwandle, futhi wenza ikhengo elimangazayo, futhi wabubula walahleka kangaka ... Futhi wena, nina, niyazi ukuthi yini okuhle, ngoba kungani udinga lokhu kukhala Pierrot? Kepha "Yazi ngendlela enhle", futhi "ukwazi ukuba nokuhle" ngumehluko omkhulu. Ngeke ukwazi. Ngenxa yalokhu, uPiero uphendukela ngokushesha emkhuhlane ompofu, okuwukuthi, welulele ekujuleni kokujula, wonga, azisole, afudumele futhi ngokuvamile akhanyiswe ilanga ngaphezulu nomakhelwane abavela ngezansi. Ngabe icala livame ukuphela kwethini? Yebo, kunjalo, unambithekile, yini enye?
Futhi iphi indlu yangasese lapha?
Kuhle ukubukeka sengathi uMalume Stepa ususa kitten kusuka eBirch, noma ungangeni eTiptoe, noma ngesibindi futhi uxazulula impikiswano ngokuphikisana nalowo ophambene. Maye, wonke la masiko lawo angamshiya kuze kube phakade esigabeni esingenathemba "umfana omuhle". Kepha uma kwavela ukuthi naye wesaba isicabucabu esincane esawela kwikhola, kwaboniswa umuzwa othile kuwe. Futhi lapho umshini wokuwasha uyibeka endaweni efile, wayesenezinkinobho ezintathu, futhi wahlala ngaphandle kwamahembe ahlanzekile - ah, ngokujwayelekile ngaphandle kwamahembe !!! - Kwavela ukuthi wayengeyena ngisho nehembe. Kuyiqiniso, ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, konke lokhu "ukungafinyeleleki kahle" kuzoqala ukukucacisa, futhi kungekudala uzokubeka namaqanda ngesembozo esivela ekuhlanzeni, ngokuhamba nangokukhalela "isiphukuphuku !!!". Kepha amasonto okuqala ekati ahlala ehambisana nethoyilethi, egcina ukubulawa kweLunia.
Mister x
Ulinde isipho esiqinile, futhi wakuholela ekugibeleleni isondo laseFerris futhi unciphise ama-tulips avela emibhedeni yezimbali. Kubukeka sengathi uqonda ukuthi usebenzelana nobani futhi obekulindelwe ukunikeza ukudla eMcDonalds, kodwa wabe esekudonsela endaweni yokudlela kanokusho, lapho itafula selivele ligcinelwe khona, futhi abalindi bebelokhu beligcinwe ngenkuthalo yindlovukazi yesiNgisi. Unegama elingajwayelekile, imoto engajwayelekile, ikati elingajwayelekile, futhi wafundisa ulimi lwesiNgisi izindela ezintathu zeminyaka emithathu. Ngokuvamile, wawubonakala unikezwa isikhwama sezipho futhi wembula omusha nsuku zonke. Unempilo ethokozisayo kangangokuba akucaci nakanjani ukuthi ungakuhlanganisa kanjani ne-pajama yakhe yangaphambili. Ngakho-ke wabeka yonke ikhulu. Awubi kakhulu kune-TIBETAN MONK, ekugcineni.
I-GALENA IHLIMI
Lapho eqala ukuphuma etekisini ukuvula umnyango phambi kwakho noma washukumisela esihlalweni endaweni ye-cafe, wambheka ngokugxeka. Ama-Mocks, mhlawumbe. Eminyakeni yethu ye-PostModern akunakwenzeka ukufaka ijazi lentokazi, hhayi ukuhambisana namahlaya ayisiwula. Futhi mhlawumbe wenza sengathi, noma ufudunyezwa kubantu, bese ufuna ukuthi ubelethe, i-borsch nasekhishini? Kepha yena kwesokuqala nangokweshumi, kanye nabantu, engabheki imibhikisho futhi angafuni lutho ukubuyisa, kuhlala kuyinto emnene. E-Eleventh, unquma nge-pajaum, ukuthi kumele ithathwe, futhi ngokuphuthumayo, ngoba kungenzeka ukuthi "
Bunny emnene
Ubona amahlaya akho. Nakubuka kwakho. Futhi ekujuleni komdanso. Wesaba kancane izintombi zakho. Kubangela ukuhlaselwa kokufa kumama. Ngokushesha kuqala abangane phakathi kwezingane nezinja. Lapho usenhloso - yangilengisa isandla sakhe, kubonakala sengathi sishaye okwamanje. Ufuna ukuhlukumeza ikhanda. Ufuna ukuthi: "Anazi lutho, uJohn Snow", ubambe unamandla bese udonsela emhumeni. Nokufundisa konke. Inkinga lapha yinye kuphela: Ngokusho kweskripthi, neqhwa likaJohn akwenzeki ku-akhawunti ebushelelezi. Ongakwazi ukukusho ngezintombi zakhe "ezikhanyiselwe".
