I-Pics.ru ibhekane nengxenye yabesifazane yabalaleli bakhe futhi yacelwa ukuba isho ngezipho ezimbi kakhulu, ezake zazithola engxenyeni eqinile yesintu.
Ukuze sithembeke - asisoze sasola ukuthi ukujula okunjalo kungangcwatshwa emadodeni ethu.
Isikhwama sembiza
Ngangethulwa nge-10 kg yamazambane esikhwameni sikaMashi 8. Ngani? Ngoba ngaleso sikhathi ngangiseGriee Yezezimali, kwathi lapho isoka libuza ukuthi likunikeze ini, ngathi ngonya: "Yebo, ngisho namazambane anikela noma". " Empeleni, etholwe njengesipho.
Ibhange lamakhukhi
Ngabe ufuna izinkomo? Nginabo. Indoda yesikhathi esizayo eyethulwe ngesikhathi sokubhaka. Leli yibhange lamakhukhi. Ukuphakama kwama-santimeter cishe 30. Kunjani? Kanye neMimi, futhi epulazini kuzofika. Kepha, okokuqala, angidli amakhukhi, okwesibili, isitayela esimnandi kangaka besingahambisani nesitayela sekhishi lami, kwathi okwesithathu, lo nkunkuma wabheka kuphela eshalofini elingaphezulu le-Locker elosiwe, ngakho-ke ukuze akwenze, ukukhuphuka i-mini-ladder. Yebo, futhi ngokuvamile, umbono wokuthola amakhukhi kusuka kuqoqo lwekati elinqunyelwe luqinile, ngifuna ukukutshela ...
Garden Gnome
Kwanginika le doda nge-biennium yendodakazi yakhe. Umbi, omkhulu futhi awuqondakali ukuthi kungani udinga. Nginamahektare ayi-10 ajwayelekile ka-Lawn, ama-Roses, kufanele ngiwabeke kuphi lokhu kubhema? Ngenxa yalokho, ime phakathi kwendlu nendlu yangasese, ubuso komakhelwane asibathandi. Futhi yebo - ebusuku kungcono ukungayi ethoyilethi - uzokususa kulokhu, futhi wanele.
Ama-headphones
Lesi yisipho kozakwabo besilisa ngosuku lokuzalwa. Njengenyanga, ngangibuza ngenkuthalo ukuthi umphefumulo wami ufisa. Ngachaza ukuthi izimonyo (noma ikhadi lesipho kuso) zizobe zisendaweni! Uma, ngicabanga, hhayi imephu, khona-ke iqonde cishe amathunzi ama-lipstick namathunzi nohlobo oluthile. Ngenxa yalokho, cishe izinsuku ezintathu ezingizungezile, wonke umuntu wahamba engaqondakali, wathi "upele", leso sipho osithengile, ukuthi uqonde ukufela enjabulweni! Lokhu kungcono kunalokho owaphupha! Hhayi-ke, ngiphuthume ngempela ... futhi kukhona .... Ama-headphones! Ngaphezu kwalokho, angimthandi umculo! Kusuka eZwini ngokuphelele! Lapho, ecindezela izinyembezi, futhi, sengathi ihlehliswe kangakanani kulezi "izindlebe" yayifihlwe, yabuza ukuthi ", impendulo ihlala inomsindo omkhulu ehhovisi lethu ...
Igama Rat Igama
Umyeni wethule i-rat yosuku lokuzalwa kwakhe, nendlu, amaLazalca namanye ama-rat disneyland. Embuzweni othi "Kungani" Uphendule - "Hhayi-ke, unamehlo anjalo, njengawe, lapho usudla. Asimbize ngawo ubuhlalu. " U-Wausha wahlala nathi iminyaka emi-5, angizange ngithinte, umyeni wami uqobo wazehlisa, wasinda nalesi sipho seBRR.
Swan Chinese
Umfana wabuthana eChina futhi wathembisa ukuthi uzoletha ingubo yesilika yesi-Chinese enombala wezokwembatha. Ukhombise iwebhusayithi yesitolo, uthe ukukhetha isitayela futhi esikhundleni sengubo kuletha lezi zi-swans ezimbi !!! Thayipha 'njengophawu lothando lwethu' ... into yokuqala umuntu athi, ukuthi ngibabone etafuleni - oh, muhle kanjani, lo nto unikazi?
Isongo lama-euros ama-2
Leli isongo okunethezeka (ubuhlalu "ngaphansi kwamapharele" kurabha), kuthengwe ngo-2005 ngama-2 euros emgwaqweni eParis ngesoka lami langaphambili, indoda engeyona eyaseYurophu. Yiphupho nje. Izintombi zami zazivame ukumbheka ngezikhathi ezinzima ukukhumbula lapho kudlula khona umphetho wokudlula okuhle nokubi. ARHROSISIAC. Ngiyanithuthumela.
"Lisenok"
Kuyagcwala (ngaphezu kwengxenye yemitha ukuphakama kanye nemitha yesigamu esisekelweni, hhayi ukukhanya), kwethulwa ngokuthi "impungushe". Wanikeza indoda eneminyaka engu-35 ngesikhathi sokuthandana, ngakho-ke ukukhuluma. Ngayiphi iholide - angikhumbuli, kodwa ngiyakhumbula ukuthi 'kwakunguLisykov "kwakungeyona, futhi' wayala 'ngokukhethekile futhi" walinda lapho beletha khona. " Isilwane esincane sagcinwe ephaketheni elikhulu le-cellophane egumbini. Le ndoda yacasulwa kakhulu ukuthi isilwane sihlala e-cellophane. Umbuzo wami uthi: "Yini okufanele ngiyidlale?" Impendulo yamaphoyinti ayizange inikeze.
Isiqondisi sokwengeza
Ngithole eNsimini enganginobudlelwano nothando ngaleso sikhathi, ngosuku lokuzalwa lokuya omilo. Ngala magama: "Hhayi-ke, ukhala ngokuthi une-spin elimele." Ukulahla ngqo ngesitolo esiku-inthanethi. Bengingazi, noma ngabe ngidabula ukufa ngenxa yokunakekelwa okunjalo, noma ngabe ukwethula le nto kuyo.
Inja nsuku zonke
Ngesikhathi sokuthandana, umyeni wami wesikhathi esizayo wacela ukuthi anginike ini ngoMashi 8. Njengomhlobiso wehhovisi, ngabuza idayari ngebhukwana. Wathenga. Idayari "Inja engiyithandayo." Njengoba ngikhumbula, lapho kwakukhona ukurekhoda isisindo, ubude, uhlobo loboya.
I-Fasket engenalutho
Ngosuku olwandulela omunye umyeni wami, umyeni wami wesikhathi esizayo wangibuza, ngigqoka usayizi amasongo. Sibe sesihlala nabazali bakhe nakusasa ngosuku lokuzalwa kwami, bonke baye ndawo ndawo "imfihlo." Ngalindela ukuba ngilindele isipho esihle, nginethemba lokuthi manje amadayimane azoba. Lapho bebuya, bangezelele ibhokisi elikhulu, futhi ngokulindela balinde ukusabela kwami. Wavula ibhokisi, futhi kunebhokisi elikhulu lobucwebe bokhuni. Yebo, ngicabanga ukuthi hlobo luni lwe-sidere, ngaphakathi ngqo indandatho! Kwakuyini ukudumazeka kwami lapho ngithola izinhlamvu zemali ezinamathele ngaphakathi kwebhokisi ebhokisini ngaphakathi kwebhokisi. Bengikulungele ukuqhuma endaweni, ngigcinwe izinyembezi.
Amantombazane
Futhi ngingaziqhayisa isikhashana sama-dollar ayizinkulungwane ezimbalwa, onikelwe ngosuku lokugubha umshado !! Ngiyaphenduka, ngaso sonke isikhathi ngitshelwa umyeni wami ukuthi nakanjani izipho ezingokoqobo zasendlini njengeqoqo le-saucepan esezingeni eliphakeme noma imodeli entsha ye-vacuum ehlanzayo, wavuma ukuthi angeke akwazi ukwehla kulokhu: "Lokho abantu abakubonayo Ngami, ngoba isipho kufanele sibe somuntu siqu futhi simnandi kunosizi! ". Ngokusobala, ama-microscope ayeyisipho esinye izinga engingalisazisanga. Impendulo yayisengenxa yami: "Kwabonakala kimi ukuthi ushilo lokho kusukela ebuntwaneni ngiphuphe ngibe nesibonakhulu."
I-Tripod yekhamera
Ngangethulwa nomyeni wami ngoNyaka oMusha wokugcina we-tripod ngekhamera. Lokhu yize iqiniso lokuthi angiyena umthwebuli wezithombe, i-fotik sinesibuko sangasese, futhi ngiyisebenzisa kusuka ecaleni ngalokhu. Ngokumangala kwami ngesipho - waphendula wathi: "Yebo, uthe awukwazi ukuthola izithombe ezinhle," futhi sakhubeka kakhulu: "Ngeke uthokoze kakhulu. Kule ng, ngathola ama-ruble ayinkulungwane kuye, i-caroveveve esongwe, enamagama athi "uSanta Claus asevele ayazi ukuthi angakunika ini!" Ngokusobala, kwakudingeka ukujabula nge-tripod ...
Ithebhu yezincwadi
Le bhukumaka yezincwadi yavezwa unyaka omusha. Hhayi ngobuso obujwayelekile ngohlobo lokuphakamisa imizwa, okungukuthi konyaka omusha. Ngenkathi ngilungiselela futhi ngisungula, wasindiswa futhi ngasindisa umyeni wami ngesipho. Voila. Lapho ngiyithola, bengicabanga ukuthi kwakungu "vacuum" nalapho iwashi lizama, kuzoba nokuthile! Kepha - "Figvam".
Ukunikela ngamabhere amhlophe
Ngandiza eThailand ngalinda lapho kufika okuhle. Ngaphezu kwalokho, wathembisa ukundiza ngesipho, engisitshele kaninginingi, ngaleyo ndlela ngibe nesithakazelo sami. Wafika, futhi ngomkhawulo wethula ibhokisi (kuyadingeka, kudonswe olwandle nolwandle!). Hhayi-ke, ngicabanga ukuthi kungenzeka kube isimanga esimangazayo. Ngivula ibhokisi, futhi kukhona ibhere nephepha. - Yini leyo?! - Ngiyacela. "Mina," kusho, unikelwe egameni lakho elimhlophe mishik eNyakatho ... kunenhlangano enjalo ... kufanele ngizithathe ngesandla. - Yebo, futhi malini, amabhere aphuma kimi? - Ama-ruble angama-3000.
umgundi wotshani
Bengisekotishini, nomyeni wami edolobheni. Ungibize nsuku zonke, wathi isipho esihle kakhulu sizoletha ngempelasonto: "Uno-Ashnesh ngqo lapho nibona." Isonto ngangingu-naphthanized wonke umuntu - ngicabanga, ngokuqinisekile - noma indandatho ngedayimane elikhulu, noma isikhwama esithile somkhiqizo. Ukulinda ngokuqondile akukwazanga lapho efika. Uyaza, futhi, kanye nobuso bukaSanta Claus bakhipha emotweni ... Lawn Mower! Angikwazanga ukonga ubuso bami, baqhume. Wayesengiphokomona isikhathi eside - asho ukuthi yini oyikhathazayo ngayo, imodeli ebanda kunazo zonke, ephepheni ...
U-Wonder-Colander
Lokhu kungcweliswa okuvela ku-TV Shopovsky Subsovsky kwanikezwa kimi eminyakeni engu-2 edlule ngoNyaka oMusha. Akukho lutho olufanekisela izinkinga: wathi uzokuthanda, abize ashade amcele ukuba abelethe amawele. Futhi kungazelelwe - colander. Amayunithi anjalo aboniswa kumajoyinti we-TV: Imvamisa kukhona omama bendlu abangu-2 - balahliwe yindawo yonke nge "Ovamile" enenhlanhla enogqozi lwesimangaliso. Futhi - ah, kahle, ukuthi ngangihlala kanjani ngaphandle kukadoti yonke le minyaka!
