Kumahlaya lothando, noma iyiphi i-podcast ye-non-standard ye-podcast entweni yentombazane iphenduka inoveli ende futhi enhle. Empilweni, kuvame ukubangela ukukhathazeka.
Mhlawumbe ngoba abanye abafana abaqondi lapho isimo singageli ku-idiocy.Nithitch
Lapho ebusika ngikhuphuke ezitebhisini ezisuka esitimeleni, kwathi umuntu ophuzile wehla ezohlangana. Lapho esekhulile, waqonda ukuthi empeleni ufuna ukuhlangana naye, angembulwa kakhulu. Ngokushesha okukhulu. Ngokushesha wabona ukuthi uma ngizama ukukhuphuka, bekuzomane nje kuchithe isikhathi esiningi, futhi kwahlasela ngemuva kwami ezitebhisini. Ngasizathu simbe, angikwazanga ukuhamba masinyane, futhi ngenxa yalokho, ngaba umhlanganyeli esigabeni esikhulu kakhulu. Ngikhwela eceleni kwesidinali, indoda edakwe yakhasa eduze futhi iyangimemeza isuka endaweni ethile kusukela ezicathulweni: "Girl! Uyingelosi! Ungcwele! Uyinkanyezi! Ake sijwayelane! " Futhi abantu babuke nxazonke. Angihlukanga phezulu.
Ezimbili ze-lartz, okufanayo nangobuso
ETram, amadoda ambalwa amakhulu nawasentshebe athi kimi angimelwesabe, ngoba bangabaqaphi benzalamizi, bangilandela emnyango uqobo, lapho bebonge khona uNkulunkulu, i-Concierge yaqhutshwa .Ikati nje
Lapho ngineminyaka engu-14 ubudala, ngahamba esikoleni ngaya e-zoo. Lapho, ngazama ukujwayelana nodoli eGarfield Rostole. Ngiyethemba impela ukuthi kungenye eyemusha, njengokusebenza. Kepha angizange ngibeke engcupheni.
Amantombazane, Dublin!
Ezikhathini zangaphambi kokuqala, iSoviet, ndawo ndawo ngo-1978. Bahamba nentombi, beyiqembu labafana, futhi bona, futhi sineminyaka engaba ngu-14-15. Ngokuphazima kweso, eqenjini lezwi: "Amantombazane, lapha umfana uhlangana nawe ufuna!" Siye sazodwa, sidlulile, sisemuva, izwi elithi "matchmaker" alifundi: "Muhle!" Bese kuthi-ke ngenothi lokuphelelwa yithemba, kwaqalwa ubuciko obunzima obunzima: "Unembozo!"Isidlo sothando
Ngokujwayelana nje kwakungekho okumaka okukhethekile. Kepha isimemo esiseduze kakhulu sasivele saba khona kakhulu, ngisakhumbula :) Ngangineminyaka eyishumi nanhlanu, mhlawumbe. Ngandlela thile kudinga ngisho nensizwa ejwayelekile - ungasho nokuthi "ujwayele kakhulu", enkampanini ephelele yabona amahlandla ambalwa - futhi ithi: - Savesai! Kimi namhlanje kusihlwa, intombazane izovakashela, bengifuna ukumthokozela inkukhu yakhe. Kepha mina, ngeshwa, angazi ukuthi ngipheka kanjani! Ngiyacela ungisize ngipheke isidlo sothando sababili! Ngibizile wonke umuntu manje, akekho ongakwazi, bonke bamatasa. Ithemba lakho lokugcina! Mina, njengesidenge, ngiphuke, ukuya kule nsizwa, ungitholela ekhishini, lapho konke kulungiselelwe ukupheka, kungishiya ngipheke futhi ngiqale ukuhlanza nokuhlanza ukuhlanza efulethini. Izitezi ziyahlanza lapho, ukusula kothuli - amalungiselelo, ngokuvamile, futhi ngokubonakalayo, okukhathazekile. Ngiyacabanga, kwenzeka, le nsizwa yathandana, ukuze ingamsizi kule ndaba! Ngimthobele lenkukhu ngeshwa, amazambane aphuzile, ukusika isaladi, ngizodonsa izibuko, ngisiza ukumboza etafuleni, ngithi: - Hhayi: Unobusuku obuhle! Futhi le nsizwa enenkulumo engachazeki, kahle, njengekhanda lekhanda lami, iyakhipha: - Awukhubeki kuphela ... ngakho-ke, bengifuna ukukumema namuhla ... ngakho-ke ake sisuse i-apron futhi Hlala etafuleni. Konke kukuwe. Yiba yintombi yami? Nkosi, ukuthi ngihleke kanjani, akunakwenzeka ukuba ngicabange. Kunqabile, kunjalo.
Umuphi
Kwakuyindlela ethile (futhi bekukhona ukuvimbela ekuqaleni kwamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye, njengoba bekunjalo, hhayi ukuphela kwama-80s) kuSamara Street. Konke ku-Pink, ezindlebeni zekhanda ezivela ku-Pink Player Sony. Lapho-ke, ngokwakhe ukuqonda, kwakuthusa bonke abantu bedolobha laseSamara. Futhi lapha kuphakama phambi kwami umfazi walowo ndodana kangaka onyakeni wamashumi amane (wabe esebonakala kimi ngelasendulo lasendulo) nangokuthi ... "oh. Kuhle okunjalo futhi okuyisithulu ... Owesifazane ompofu. Akekho oyisithulu kuwe. Kepha ngiyakwazi. Ake ngishade "...-Phuthile
Ngake kwaba olwandle olukhulu, ngaya ethempelini enkonzweni yakusihlwa. Esiketi esimnyama esimnyama, kodwa blouse ngentambo. Lapho uguquko lwe-Arbat, indoda yaphendukela kimi ngesiNgisi ngombuzo lapho kwakukhona uMnyuziyamu wePushkin. Ngaphendula. Wabe esethi: "NgingumJuda waseMelika. Ake sijwayelane ". Kungani anqume ukuthi le yingxabano? AmaJuda ase-Orthodox e-Clavicle evaliwe, ngakho-ke akakwazanga ukungeza ngawo.
Kothando ngo-6 "B"
Wafunda esikhungweni, wema esitimeleni, akazange athinte muntu. Ngokuphambene nami, kusukela kubo bonke uDuri Ka-A-AK, bajezisa ngemuva kwezinwele! Izinyembezi zamehlo! Ngiyajikela, kufanelekile indoda ezingilazini bese ithi: "Yini izinwele zakho ezinhle, ungadonsa esinye isikhathi? Ake sijwayelane, Mina, endleleni, isiNgisi Fundisa! " Angikhumbuli ukuthi ngibaleke kanjani!Ubuhle busesweni lomuntu obonayo
Omunye umfana ubhukuda kimi echibini wathi senginesikhumba esimnandi kakhulu esithendeni :) Yebo, kuhle, kepha hhayi lokho ofuna ukukuzwa njengokuncoma kokuqala.
Izwe likudinga, intombazane
Nginawo wonke ama-caralries angaba khona akhohliwe lapho uzama ukuthandana ngezinombolo ezingajwayelekile, ngikuthola kunzima ukukhetha i-idioty kakhulu. Ukuphakanyiswa kokuqala kwabuyiselwa emuva eminyakeni yaseSoviet, ngangingumbhali wesikole, futhi yena, kuyacaca, kucacile - kodwa waletha isikhulu se-counterlioligogence futhi wangigqugquzela kubaphathi. Bengingaphefumuli kancane yigagasi eliphambene, umyeni wayenamahloni futhi ethathe umhlalaphansi. Futhi elinye icala, ngokwesibonelo, lalinjalo. Efulethini lethu kwakukhona umlilo, ngangihlala ku-anti futhi ngahamba ngiyowubeka ashrole nsuku zonke. Ngandlela thile, endleleni ebuya emsebenzini wokubuyiselwa ebhasini, kwabulawa owesilisa ezihlotsheni ezinhle kimi, waqala ukwazana ngokohlelo olujwayelekile, kodwa wawela khona ngokusobala wawela ngenkolo yenkolo. Ngazama ukungithengisela umphefumulo ngemali encane, ebizwa ngokuthi inkosana.50 izithunzi u-Igor Ivanovich
Bengisengumfundi, ngibuyele ekhaya ekuseni kusihlwa ngisuka kwenye indawo. Kwesinye isikhathi kumiswe. Kungazelelwe umuntu eza kimi, emdala kunami iminyaka eyi-15, kodwa wamjabulisa kakhulu ngaphandle, usho izwi elinomusa nelinyanyayo: "Sawubona. Ake ngizethule. Ngiyi-weirdo. " Ngahleka, sabe sesihlangene, saxoxa, engxoxweni indoda nayo yayimnandi kakhulu. Kade emi endlini, bakhuluma, bemnyama. Futhi-ke, ukuthi kuqale kanjani ukukhuluma ngendlela athanda ngayo, ukumbhalela futhi ikakhulukazi kuye emlonyeni wakhe, futhi noma yini ngisho noshesha, lapho uMnu Grey ekhona! Futhi konke okuqotho kunjalo, kube sengathi izinkondlo zifunda. Ngaba novalo ngabaleka.
Ukukhangisa kwe-Amateur
Lapho sengingincenga ukuba ngijwayelana nethalente (angazi ukuthi yini) insizwa. Kunconywe kakhulu. Yebo, ngiyasho - ungakhuluma. Futhi lena enethalente ngivela, yelula isandla sayo futhi ithi: "UDima, amasentimitha ayishumi nesishiyagalolunye."Nangaphansi kwengubo ...
Indoda yafika kudadewethu esitobhini sebhasi yavula ingubo, futhi ayizange iveze okuthile engangingacabanga ngakho, kodwa i-Iguanu egama linguPetrovich. Futhi wakhuluma nodadewabo egameni lika-Iguana.
Yini okungadingekile
Bengizama ukuba nensizwa esesitobhini sebhasi ku-Charm Offer "Sudamnya, ngifuna ukukunikeza?" Kepha bengingafuni, ngakho-ke kwadingeka ahambe. Kepha ngokuvamile, lapho beza kimi nge-banal "," ungahlangana nawe? ", Ngithanda isandla somuntu, ngithi kancane emehlweni ami futhi ngithi eValerievna yensimbi: Kumnandi." Futhi uhambe.