Izincwadi ze-Intanethi zinesiko elihle lokuhlanganisa ukukhethwa kwamafilimu ngaphambi konyaka omusha, okufanele abuke noma abukeze ngesikhathi samaholide kaKhisimusi. Sinqume ukukwenza ngokungafani - futhi inhlolovo yahlela: Yimaphi amafilimu awami? Kepha ngesimo sokuthi kufanele kube ngamafilimu amahle ngempela. Esafunga ngoba sebekhulile.
I-Irony Yekusasa
I-Bayan, kunjalo, "i-irony" i-lazy nje ayizange iqhume. Ngakho-ke simane sikhombise ukuthi umfazi osekhulile uba, abanamandla kuyazwela.
Thanda ukuthandana emsebenzini
Ifilimu, vele, ayizange ibe kubi kakhulu, kepha lapha, futhi, i- "Lukashin Syndrome" iyasebenza. Esimdala siba, siyakuqonda kahle ukuthi iKalugina ekhaleleke ngemuva kwezinyanga eziyisishiyagalolunye yazala yena engeyena umfana wesithathu, kodwa owesine. Futhi kubonakala konke lokhu kuhluke ngokuphelele.
Ijatshi
Ukuphela kwento engeke futhi engasoze yasuswa "ishaja" ihlupha ngokuphelele izingoma. Kepha okungenani, uhhafu wamaqhawe wefilimu namuhla abonakala ebuhlungu ngokwengqondo. Abangakwazi ukukhuluma bodwa ngokubalulekile ebudlelwaneni besihloko ngaphandle kwe-wand yomlingo.
Uthando Langempela
Angikwazi ukucabanga ukuthi ngingakhumbula kanjani kabusha "uthando lwangempela", yize ngangikuthanda. Kepha ngesikhathi esilandelayo, "Ngiyathanda-i-i-your-m umama wami", imibhalo yathunyelwa ngokugqamile - uhlobo oluthile lwephethini yokudla ngokuphelele engqikithini yothando emculweni ovela "kothando lwangempela". Futhi ngokuzumayo, obekufisa ngaphambili ("othandweni lwangempela"), kwabonakala kungama-pathos, ithempulethi futhi yeluliwe.
Mfowethu 2
Kwakuwuthando amashumi eminyaka, kuyilapho muva nje (ngokuzumayo, ngokuzumayo, ngokungazelelwe, ngaphandle kokumemezela impi) Akazange ngenze ukuthi i-Balabanov ayizange ihlangane nakancane.
Indawo ende
Lapha, ngokwesimiso, ukushaya okuningi kwama-90s ekhulu leminyaka elidlule kungabonakala. Kepha "indawo ephakeme" yayithandwa, ngakho-ke kubuhlungu. Futhi umongo yilokho okuthembela ngempela ukuthi zonke zigqoke kanjani futhi zipendwe. Amehlo adla iqonde. Manje kubonakala sengathi ama-90s yisikhathi esifanelekile esiyindilinga se-anti-vacuum.
Crazy Max
Ukuhlangezwa okusobala kakhulu: Lapho kubuyekezwa kwavela ukuthi waqiniswa kabi, futhi okuhlangenwe nakho kwengqondo kwezengqondo kuphoqelekile ukuba kugobile - "Angikholwa!" Kepha wake wabonakala uyingcweti yobuciko.
Ukudansa okungcolile
Ifilimu liyeka ukuthanda uma uqonda lokho, okokuqala, iqhawe le-sussi empeleni aliyona i-heroin - uyintombazane emndenini we-papusary, ekolishi, eyunivesithi, bayokwenzanjani lapho bezokwenza ubulili? Okwesibili, ngandlela-thile, ngombono wobuntu bonke, uyakuqonda ukuthi akamthandi. Futhi - ngakho-ke, wehla. Le yintombazane ejabule umdansi wobulili obuhle, futhi waphinda wandiselwa umbhikisho. Futhi iqhawe lePatrick Heroine cishe alinakuqhathaniswa. Wazibuza - wadilizwa, akusekho.
9 1/2 amasonto
Ngakho-ke ubulili, ucansi, eh. Ifilimu elithandekayo le-Pubertata. Futhi-ke kwavela ukuthi i-porn ingcono kakhulu. Enye into ukuthi umzamo osanda kwenziwa wokuhlangana ngohlobo lwe- "50 Shades of Grey" wakhombisa: Akukona konke okulahlekile kusuka "amasonto", okwesikhathi sesikhathi kungadala ukugula okuningi.
Amafulo
Ukwesaba konyaka omusha wendabuko kuhle ukuthi akuveli ukukubuyekeza. Wayesemubi kakhulu! Kepha uma ungakhumbula ubuntwana emigabeni yevidiyo nakwaGoogle, uthole ukudumazeka komhlaba. Ngoba akusona ukwethuka kunoma yikuphi, kepha amahlaya angewona ama-gosque angewona ngegazi.
Imibono ebuthelwe: U-Alexander Smilaanskaya