Ngokusho kwedayari ye-FB-Blogger yethu ethandekayo uSasha Loseva usakazeke amanothi mayelana ne-Stylish ne-Witty Moscow engenamakhaya. Siziqoqele endabeni eyodwa kusukela ngomqondo wokuqala wobuso, ukuhlukanisa imidwebo ngezinkathi zonyaka. Ebusika nasehlobo ngombala owodwa, Bomzh Albert - I-Equdied Charisma.
Intwasahlobo 2014
Eduze nesonto lethu, uBums uhleli. Futhi umbono, nephunga - konke kunjengokungathi kufanele. Kepha banokukhethekile. I-Beard izokwenzeka ngesampula, khona-ke uthayi uzoshaya, khona-ke umagazini "uthandana naye" emthunzini wembula. Lapho mina esikhundleni semali samnika isixuku esinomsoco, welula isandla sakhe athi:- Ngisindise, Nkulunkulu! Kubanda?
- kubanda, - NOD.
- Kulungile. Ngokuzayo lapho ukuhudula kufudumele. Okwamanje akushisi kakhulu, iSchaub ayishiswanga. Futhi sebegcine ukungilethela itiye, ngisemaqanda amaningi, "kusho ukuthi," Abasongeliswe.
Igama lakho ngu-Albert. Bum Albert. Nje futhi ukunambitheka.
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IBongwe Albert yaphenduka i-esthete. Ozakwabo bahleli ngesandla esimbalwa, futhi wahudula ibhokisi lakhe elihle, wagqoka izinsimbi zemibala ehlukene, futhi ufunde ukukhishwa kwakamuva kwephephandaba "Bendi Sokolnikov".
- Yini eyathutha? - Ngiyacela.
U-Albert wahlwitha ephephandabeni, washukumisa ubuso bakhe obuvuvuvubuvuvubuvuvuthulwe, futhi wangabaza ebheke ezakhe:
- Sinuka!
Ihlobo 2014.
U-Buddy Bum Albert ehlobo wanyamalala ngokuphelele. Lapha ngiyadlula - uhlala. Idla okuthile kusuka epuleti le-porcelain elidala.
- Uphi, - ngithi, - inyamalale?
- Eholidini kwakukhona, - amahlaya.
- Isikhathi eside?
- Cha, lapha kuseduze. ECrimea.
- Futhi kanjani, - ngithi, - eCrimea?
- eCrimea? - ngomlomo onqunu. - ICrimea - eyethu! ..
Autumn 2014.
I-canine ebandayo yafika enhlokodolobha yezwe lethu. I-BOMGE Albert kwenye indawo yaphuza ingubo yokudonsa futhi umbhali wephephandaba ngokuthi "i-AIF - impilo". Ukwahlulela ngephunga nengqondo, kwahlanganiswa kuwo okwakuvame ukugeza emgodini wendle."Sawubona," ngithi, futhi ngelula u-Alberti Cele. "
"Kuhle ntambama," ama-albert nods. Ikhulu liyanyamalala ekujuleni kwengubo, futhi isandla sivela lapho.
- Kwenzenjani? - Ngithi.
- Amakhasimende ahlala njalo - isaphulelo, - Albert, iphephandaba le-Sharcha linomthwalo wemfanelo.
Ubusika 2014-2015
U-Buddy Bomzh Albert uhlanganiswe nakuKedah. Ungu-esthete. Iziphuzo ezivela eChina China ngaphandle kokuqandisa.
"Albert," ngithi, "Uphuza noma iyiphi imfucumfucu!"
- NGO! - Izinto zika-Albert, zibheka imilenze ye-Fansyers Ladies '.
Ngithi, "Kuvela kuwe," i-Opole entsha iphunga. Ekekho neyodwa!
- Futhi mina, nokunye, - ama-Nods, - isonto ngaphandle kwemali engenayo. UGus Won ekuseni wanikeza eyodwa, izivakashi ngebhasi. Gcina iNkosi, kepha ngizoyenza hala naye?
Bese udonsa izikweletu ngamashumi euros.
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I-BumS Albert egqoke i-Cashmere ne-sneaker ifunda lo magazini "Flirt". Kumamatheka. Indoda e-jeep emnyama icabanga amasentimitha - ukupaka. Iwindi lishayela phansi, u-Albert uyamemeza kuye:
- Hambisa! Umsindo - Kuzoba ne-gangrene!
U-Albert, ngaphandle kokuphakamisa amakhanda akhe:
- Ngubani onesiGangrene, futhi ubani onokugqwala kwensimbi!
Nokuthengiswa okuqhubekayo kwabesifazane kubukeka.
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UBumge Albert Chews Pahlav, kanye nemvuthuluka evela entshebeni eshaqeka, ondlunkulu. I-Sparobusheshki idla intwasahlobo abantu abasha kusukela e-asphalt.
- Lapha, - U-Albert uthi, - njengawe, abesifazane!
- Kwenzenjani?
- Kunomcebo wezinto ezibonakalayo - gijima ngokushesha! Futhi uma usasho lokho muscovite ...
Nezingalo ezibucayi ngesandla.
Intwasahlobo 2015.
Umngane wami uBomzh Albert ogqoke amahlamvu entwasahlobo. Entlelweni, isampula yombuso. Emilenzeni yezicathulo ze-yacht. Ekhanda nasempumputhe, uboya obusha boboya. Kufudumele futhi kuhle. I-Alberta idinga ukuba yinhle - uyi-esthete.- Unjani? - Ngithi.
Ikhofi ye-Albeth Kilves, ibukeka ebusweni nasemithini yami:
- Kulungile, kepha bengizothatha isigamu esingezansi!
- yini ephansi?
- I-Lipstick e-halfOne engezansi. Futhi hhayi ngo-orange, kodwa ngokubomvu.
Ngaya ngentambo entsha.
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UBomge Albert waqala ukubheka umthengisi emifino. Ukuthi i-bulb izohamba, kuyokwenza ukubonakala ukuthi ngangiphutha ngumnyango ngaya eSolarium nakancane.
"UTatiana Petrovna," u-Albert uphikisana, "ngokuvamile, ngizizwa ngijabule. Uthi ngibukeka ngisemncane, futhi ngaso sonke isikhathi kuwe "Wena".
- Kunjani?
- "Insizwa! Ungidala ngokungahlali! ".
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Gijimani namuhla epaki. Ekhilomitha lesithathu, ngiyabona - kukhona itende le-tarp, elichoboze ama-moss bese liphuca. Kukhona ama-rags alenga nxazonke: ama-dub aluhlaza, obomvu obomvu, nasemhlabeni uhlala e-Albert engenamakhaya futhi uhlole eminye imibala.
- Hawu, - Puff, - Ukuthuthela Endalweni?
"KuMedito," ususa isandla sakhe, wacishe wakhala. - Akunakulungile lutho ukugqoka! Ebuntwini baphuma lutho! Jabula! Ngizofika ngonyaka ophelile!
Ihlobo 2015.
BOMGE Albert namuhla ePanama, Flip-Flops kanye nejazi emzimbeni onqunu.
- Ngithi sawubona. - Ukugeza komoya?
- Kungani umoya! - Ukubhukuda amajazi, nokubhema ngaphansi kwawo. - Ngizothatha umthombo!
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IBums Albert emthunzini wama-domes kanye ne-jeep spoon emnyama idla ikhabe. Amajusi wejusi kuma-panties, ngethayi, lapho ebhekene nezifebe kumagazini "Flirt". I-hemisphere eyodwa yekhabe idliwa, i-crust ilele emhlabathini, futhi abadlulayo baphonsa ngokukhohlisa lapho.
- Gcina Boh, Gcina iBoh, - Ama-Albert squals, - Okwamanje ngeze ngiyangiphanga, ngisemini namuhla!
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- Yiliphi izwe abahambahamba ngalo! Yeka umbuso! - I-Bummy Albert iyakhula, ishukumise iminwe yakhe ezicathulweni ezinamakhala asikiwe. - Iziphi izikhathi! Ipheya! IPENTSHISI!
"Uzothunyelwa eColony-Settlement kulo mbuso, lapha nina kanye namapheya," grumps up.
- Madame, uyisigqila sezinkanuko ku-Essera. Futhi ngikhululekile, ngiyaxolisa nge-Austro-Hungary!
Kwi-lacquer ye-lacquer yesahluko ama-ruble amahlanu nambili kwakuvele.
Autumn 2015.
I-Bomzh Albert, i-connoisseur emincane ye-enhle, yabona ithuluzi eliyinqaba lesiqu sesipikili.
- E * Loluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, kepha nge-manicure! - Ukhubazekile kuye kusuka ku-puddle umngani okhubazekile.
U-Albert, oqhubeka nokusika:
- Hlukanisa izakhiwo ze-lexical.
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I-BOMGE Albert ibeka eShanka, ishintshe ama-sneaker ehlobo ebusika nasekushukumiseni i-Woolen Sock. Ngohlobo, i-sock yasithola kusuka kuMesozoic.
- Amasokisi amade!
"Kuhle," Albert Nods. - namanje obaba. Futhi manje ubaba osemathuneni okuma "preobrazhensky". Ngakho-ke ushiywe ngaphandle kwamasokisi!
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I-BOMGE Albert eFurs naseWoolen Screen Phots Tea, ngethemba umunwe omncane onsundu. Maqondana naye ngomugqa we-flicker, amajika, anqunu futhi adakwe nje.
- Handlaza! - U-Albert uyabakhipha endleleni yabo.
- Yini enhle?
- "I-Frost-Voivode Writh! Ukudlula okwakho! " Muhle, bheka! ..
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