Impilo, kunjalo, yinto esesikhathi esinjalo ukuthi akukho lutho ukukwenza. Kepha sonke (izimpilo) zivame ukusiza futhi, ukuchitha amandla kokuhle. Ngoba hhayi amalungu e-Chinese Komsomol adala into enzima ukunqoba ngodumo!
Ukungcola kwamandla okungadingekile, sivame ukusebenzisa okungenani amasu ayisishiyagalolunye athembekile. Uma udinga ukwehlisa noma yimuphi umsebenzi futhi uthole ukukhathala ngesihluku - sikucebisa ukuthi uwasebenzise kaningi ngangokunokwenzeka!
"Vala amehlo akho futhi konke kuzonyamalala"
Yini okufanele siyenze: Ungathathi isiqephu seqiniso, ikakhulukazi okwenzekayo. Awufuni ukuthi kulokhu okungcono kakhulu kwezwe kukhona udoti ongenangqondo njengenkinga, noma ukuvuswa komshado, noma ubuthi ngekhekhe lebhishi. Ngakho-ke, kumane nje ngeke kwenzeke, akunalungelo. Futhi uma le nkinga ingenzeki iminyaka embalwa, umyeni wayeyisobho eliyisibonelo eminyaka eminingana, futhi ngamaphayi amahlanu adlule ngandlela thile (futhi manje kwaphela ngandlela thile) ... ukuthi lokhu ngeke Yiba, ngoba lokhu ngeke kuqaleke! Futhi uchitha yonke imkhuhlane womphefumulo wakho kumuntu onothando nokushaqeka okunamandla esihlabathini. Yebo, kunjalo, kunokuba ubone inkinga bese uqala ukuyixazulula.
"Konke kuhle, muhle marquise"
Yini okufanele siyenze: Eyami enhle ngomdlalo omubi. Kulomdlalo we-classic "umfana oqinile" uyathanda ngezikhathi ezithile ukudlala namantombazane amancane abuthaka. "Yini inkinga ngawe, ingabe uluhlaza okotshani nokukhala, kwenzeka okuthile?" - Khuluma Buza umakhelwane. "Ubani ingwenya, nginguCrocodile ?! Yebo, ngizosinda Wena! Awazi iPanicovsky. I-Panikovsky izokuthengisa nonke, thenga futhi uthengise futhi! " - Ucasukile futhi uqinisa izembatho zempi kusuka ku-powder. Ukudlulela ehlathini, amaqembu amakhulu: ne-powder oyidingayo ngokwengeziwe, umakhelwane uhlakazekile, uhlakazekile: Konke kungcono kunawo wonke umuntu. Futhi-ke kuvela ukuthi empeleni uyi-SOROCHECKKA, okubi kakhulu kunabo bonke, kepha amabutho okucela ukutakula akusekho: bamshiya bamlalele.
"Luyini usuku oluzayo kimi?"
Yini okufanele siyenze: Cabanga ukwesabisa okungenzeka.
Konke kuhambile, konke. Ulahlekelwe yiphasiphothi kulo mgodi okhohliwe. Wayehlala njalo enawe ephaketheni elikhethekile ephaketheni. Wakhipha. Manje funa inxusa. Futhi lapho nakanjani ama-saber-towed nonhumanoids ahleli. Futhi ngeke bakuqonde. Bese ubeka. Futhi ejele bandliwa ngamagawuliwe, bese kuthi zonke ezinye izinsuku. Futhi ngeke ikhishwe. Futhi zonke izihlobo zakho lapho ekhaya zizoshesha ngedwala eliphakeme. Futhi i-ficus yakho oyithandayo izothengiswa ebugqilini. Kuyacaca ukuthi ukucela ukuthi ubheke etafuleni eliseceleni kombhede futhi isikhwama okwamanje asinamsebenzi. Kuphela lapho ekugcineni uwa ngenxa yokuphediswa kwabaculi nozwela nge-ficus, uthola ukuthi kusetafuleni lombhede. Ungenzi i-ficus, kepha ipasipoti. Empeleni, lesi sibonelo esikhokhiwe lula sibonisa izimo eziningi kakhulu lapho sibulawa ngemibono emibi - okuthi, okokuqala, engangena kancane, okwesibili, ngeke beze. Isehlukaniso nezinkinga emsebenzini - Kulesi sigaba samukelwa abaholi.
"Futhi-ke ngiyamphendula! .."
Yini okufanele siyenze: Skrolela futhi usule amaqiniso angemva. Ukusebenza komthetho kwe-Ecumenical akukubi kakhulu: Okwamanje lapho uke uthuka, uyithululela noma enye into ebiza kakhulu - uvame kakhulu ukuthi uvula umlomo wakho bese ubamba umoya we-zhabo. Ngemuva kwemizuzu emihlanu, iqala ukukhanyiswa ebuchosheni, futhi ekhethiwe kulokhu kuqhuma, "Bekumele sithi: Futhi wena ..." Ngemuva kwesigcawu, izigcawu zikaShakespeare nawe sezidlalile kuyo. Uzothumela ukuduma nokumangaza okwenzileyo ngombani, ohleka ngamademoni futhi usheshe washelela eqenjini elinsomi. Futhi ngokufana nalokhu, kunesinye isenzo: kubuhlungu kakhulu ukubona ukuthi konke akuhambanga kahle empilweni - futhi wakhanya endimeni yegundane elibi kakhulu. Kunamandla amaningi kakhulu aneNemesides ene-Mesides ukuthi kungenzeka ukuthi ilimaze insimu ngesandla esisodwa, futhi okunye bhala u- "King Lira."
"Lokho kuhlale ..."
Yini okufanele siyenze: Kabanzi ngangokunokwenzeka ukuze wenze okujwayelekile futhi wenze noma iyiphi enye. I-Hurray, ukuqala kwami sekuvele ngeviki, indiza ejwayelekile, sengivele ngineklayenti lokuqala. Manje konke kuzobe kupholile! I-Blue Horizons neziqhingi zeDayimane zingilindile phambili. Ngizothenga ifulegi le-yacht. Futhi ukuthi yini: Ngemuva kwesonto inkathazo unesithukuthezi - futhi imbangela yenkinga izoba nobuqili bomakhelwane kuphela. Gypsum Susa, amaklayenti ahamba. Umpheki uhambile. Angikaze, angize ngize kimi, yonke imizamo yayiyize. Ngizohamba ngidakwe ku- "screwdriver". Kusuka ku-Opera efanayo - i-classic engafiyo "Siyohlala siqondane ngesigamu ngengxenye 'ne-" angisoze ngakwazi ukuthanda noma ngubani. " Womabili la manzi aqine akhulayo ngokwengqondo ukuthi akukho mathuba ongavumeli ubudlelwano. Mina kanye, ngikhona noma yindima, noma ngihlupheke.
"Hudula ngocingo"
Yini okufanele siyenze: Linganisa okuthile okukodwa nesando ngesando esisodwa, kungashiyi noma yisiphi isinyathelo.
Njengomthetho, asifuni hhayi u-ayisikhilimu okhilimu-brulee, futhi hhayi abomvu ngokuthi "Ferrari", hhayi lelo phutha eliphakeme emathubeni amnyama, kodwa injabulo yabantu. Futhi zonke lezi zinto, ezibonakala ngathi ngokubumbana, akuzona umgomo ngempela. Bayithuluzi. Futhi lapho lokhu kungazi ngalokhu, futhi ngobulukhuni beminyaka emithathu ushaya ikhanda ngodonga, obufuna lokhu ngqo manje - "kwakungumbala wami engiwuthandayo! Kwakungosayizi wami engiwuthandayo! " - Okokuqala, okokuqala, siphuthelwa inqwaba yezinye izithako zenjabulo ezijabulisayo. Futhi okwesibili, ubungozi kuzozwakala, uthole ukuzothola - futhi kubuhlungu: u-ayisikhilimu nge-blonde eFerrari ngu - futhi ayikho injabulo.
"Okunye okuhlakaniphile ngejazi elimhlophe kuhle"
Yini okufanele siyenze: gxeka. Bheka ngokucophelela. Kuwo wonke ama-bardak nokungabi namthetho, i-fu ne-bue. Intombazane yadla i-corzhik futhi yavumela umyeni wakhe emhlanganweni walabo afunda nabo? Yebo, bonke, lungiselela, sithandwa: amabhulukwe aqhekekile kanye neminyaka yakudala enesizungu. Inkanyezi iqashe umqeqeshi wokuqina? Kudinga ngokuphuthumayo i-psychotheratipist! Ezizungeze izinkambu zomunye umuntu ezingapheleli, ubuwula, ubuthi kanye nokungazi. I-Plow - ungadluleli. Kunzima, ngiyaxolisa nge-kefir kuye. Yebo, nakuzo zonke lezi zinto ezikhathazayo ngemuva kwe-kefirchik, kwesinye isikhathi azikho isikhathi esanele nokumba ...
"Woza ukusindisa ikati!"
Yini okufanele siyenze: ukukhathazeka nokulwela labo abangakudingi.
Iseluleko esihle nosizo olunobungane - imikhomo lapho izwe libambe khona. Endabeni lapho bedingeka. Lapho ebuzwa. Kwezinye izimo, lokhu kungu-SENERNARSHA othintekayo, ozama ngokucophelela ukugcwalisa nokufudumeza i-teddy puppy noma ufundise ukubhoboza idada le-celluloid. Vele, ngokuhamba kwesikhathi ungafa, ukuze udume njengesidalwa, usinde uTeresu. Kepha kunengozi eqinile yokuphuthelwa futhi uthole i-darwin premium ...
"Ukhezo mama ..."
Yini okufanele siyenze: Ukuziphoqelela ukuhlupheka "Okuningi", hhayi ukuqonda lapho lokhu kungukuthi "okuncane" okungapheli okuzophela ekugcineni. Ukusebenza eziMonsters Corporation nge-shrek-Chief ukuhlukanisa wena. Noma umshado onesilo esivela ngaphandle awufinyeleli esigabeni sokukuguqula ube yindoda enhle ebukekayo. "Lindani kancane, ulihlele futhi wena", "izinhloko zezinhliziyo kanye nalowo ofunda nabo kanye nalowo ofunda nabo, bese nithi kuwe: Yebo, manje ngizobuthana, ngimamatheke - nokuthi ngingahle ngibhale ngokugqamile Ikusasa. Nezinkinga ezinkulu ezingalungiswa, aha. Futhi okungenani kukhona izimfuneko ezithile, kuzokhanya ini? Futhi "uMauds" wakho ophelelwe yithemba kuphela ozohlanganiswa nawo wonke amajusi. Futhi awusenzi isiqandisi! Ngakho-ke ukuphonsa wena lezi zinto zokuzijabulisa eziyisishiyagalolunye - usafudumele ...
