I-Muscovite, isazi sezengqondo esisebenza ngengqondo futhi nje indoda enhle uJulia rubleva ibhale ekhasini le-Facebook aposta mayelana nokunyamalala okungaqondakali kwemvula kanina, ukufanele umlando wangempela onezipoko. Abasebenzisi be-Facebook bebengadideki futhi batshelwa izindaba ezimbi kakhulu.
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Lapho umama wami esake esake esake esenziwa yi-raincoat ene-hood yoboya. Ngami ngemuva emuva ngabuka. Waxosha i-hood, wamphonsa kuma-hanger. Wabe esefuna futhi ukuzama naye, futhi kwakungenjalo. Wayengekho ngemuva kweHaner, ngemuva komnyango, esitebhisini (saphuma), ngaphansi kweHanger, eHanger - akukho ndawo. Asikaze sikubone. Angikaze. Angikaze. Akukho ndawo efulethini. Wayemkhulu ngoboya edabula. Ngisahlanya, ngicabanga ukuthi angaba kuphi. Lapho umyeni wami esusa indandatho lapho kukhona okuthile okuhle, futhi kwabeka isihlalo esiseduze kwesitulo. Sobabili sahlala kusofa futhi ngakubona. Lapho bephoqa, amasongo ayengenjalo. Ikati nendodakazi yakhe lalikhona ezweni. Besibheke izinsuku eziningana, ifenisha, i-plinth, yahlasela i-sofa, i-vacuum cleaner, uthuli olufihliwe kulo, lwacishe lwahlanya. Ngesinye isikhathi, ezinsukwini ezimbalwa kamuva, sahamba nomgwaqo wethu omude sindawonye sabona indandatho. Yalala phakathi futhi yacwebezela. Phansi nje. Enkabeni yehholo. Unakho lokhu?***
Ulahlekelwe ngummese we-Perpenimana - uphonsa emfuleni futhi akazange ayithole e-Ile. Ukucasulwa kakhulu. Kuthuthele ekhaya. Kusekhabethe etafuleni.
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Futhi ngilahlekelwe kitten. Ikati lami labeletha amakati ayisithupha, base bevele beyinyanga nesigamu, base bevele benziwa ngamandla futhi bakhulu. Ngiza ngandlela thile ekhaya, ngicabanga ukuthi ama-kittens - abo amahlanu. Okwesithupha no. Kuthunyelwe, ngabhema yonke indawo, ngithuthe, yakhuphuka zonke izimbobo - akukho kitty. Ikati alikwazanga ukumdla - wayesekhulu. Akakaze athole. Ulahlekelwe kitten kusuka efulethini elikhiyiwe, i-balcony ekhazimulayo, akukho lutho oluvulekile. Ngemuva kwalokho balungisa, bacabanga - bezomisa isidumbu thile. Cha, akukho isidumbu. Wanyamalala. Futhi i-hamster yathola ngqo. Benginayo i-hamster, i-dzhungarian, umswakama. Waphila iminyaka emibili, wafa, ngakukhipha enduneni yedoti. Ngihlala egumbini inyanga inyanga, ngiyabona - i-hamster yami yaseJungary isebenza egumbini. Hhayi, ngicabanga ukuthi glitch. Angizange ngize ngibheke lapho wabaleka khona. Ngosuku ngibheka - amakati agcwele ekhoneni, cabanga ngokuthile. Ngiyazibona - futhi i-hamster yami yaseJungary ihleli ekhoneni. Iphindwa futhi ibuye! Bekumele ngiyitshale ekhejini elidala bese ngithela ukudla kusuka ku-hamster edlule. Futhi lokhu kwakuhlala iminyaka emibili, kwashona kwafa. Ngokungafani noyedwa owedlule, kwakunomusa. Lapho efa, ngangiyinto yokuqala ukuqeda ikheji nokondla. Akasaphenduli.***
Kusukela kokugcina: insipho yensipho, iphazamisiwe, yaphenduka, yaphenduka - ayikho isiponji. Akukho esicwilini noma ngaphansi kwekhishi, noma phansi, noma ngokujwayelekile kuyo yonke ikhishi - kwakufuna ndawonye. Spit, sithole isiponji esisha, isizinda izitsha (esikhwameni - amanzi kanye nesiponji esisha esingu-1), ziphenduke, ziphenduke iziponji ezimbili kuyo: okungekho kanye okusha.
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U-anti wayenayo. Ukuwa izibuko ngemuva kosofa - ngemuva kwemizuzu engu-15 ubaba uza kuwo maphakathi negumbi ngaphansi kwekhaphethi. Ikhaphethi elizungeze i-perimeter lidonswa isofa, isihlalo, i-wardrobe nesihlalo. I-scoop nomshanelo yanyamalala - kwavela emavikini ambalwa egumbini elincanyana phakathi kwezidakamizwa, amabhange anolamula anyamalala esiqandisini - anyamalale egumbini lokugezela, iwashi lanyamalala futhi lavela ngaphansi kwesihlalo esisetweni esanda kwenziwa (ngokungabikho kwabanikazi)***
Yebo, le matrix iyeza ngesinye isikhathi. Kepha makabuyisele amasokisi ami !!!!!
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Emasontweni amabili edlule. Bengiqhubeka nohambo, ngizenzele isikibha kusofa, kuze kube yilapho amasokisi efuna, imizuzu eyi-10 edlulile, waqala ukugqoka - cha. Yebo, akukho, akukho ndawo. Futhi kusofa, noma ngaphansi kosofa, noma ngaphansi kwezingubo zangaphansi ezingcolile, noma esihlalweni, noma kuphi. Ngemuva kwesonto, ingane etholakala edeskini lakhe lokubhala, ekhabetheni.***
Ubaba wami egumbini nami waphonsa icici lami legolide emgqonyeni. Ukusesha - Angikutholanga, ngangifuna cishe ngengilazi ekhulisayo - akukho. Ngemuva kwezinyanga eziyisithupha, umyeni wathi - Bheka, kukhona amacici egolide emgebheni - wawungamfuni? Walala kahle lapho ubaba amlahla khona! Ngalezi zinyanga eziyisithupha, sahlanzwa ngokuqinisekile, sagcwala izitezi nezikhala. Futhi into ehlekisayo ukuthi ngitshelile mayelana necici ngowesifazane oyedwa, wathi kufanele unikeze uhlamvu lwemali endlini futhi uzonikeza. Ngahleka, sinesakhiwo esisha, hlobo luni lwendlu? Kepha uhlamvu lwemali lwesobunxele. Ngosuku olulandelayo lwathola amacici.
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Babehlala efulethini kanye ne-CASTIC. NgoNovemba kusihlwa wadonsa ihembe elibukhulu emgqeni e-chiffonier, nje waphonsa phezu kwezinto ezinamahlombe akhe - ukugqoka ekuseni. Kanye nami. Abekho izivakashi. I-Nautri Sweepers egumbini lokuvalwa ayizange iphume. Sihlasele izimpelasonto konke okuqukethwe negumbi eliphelele. Phinda kabili. Amashumi ayisishiyagalolunye, ubuphofu .. Wayephatheke kabi. Ekupheleni kukaMashi, uvule isembatho, nami, leli jantshi liwela kulo.
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Beka okhiye etafuleni eliseceleni kombhede, embozwe ngendwangu yetafula le-lace. Ngemuva komzuzu - abanabo lapho. Nangaphansi kwetafula eliseceleni kombhede. Nasebhuthini ukuma ngaphansi kwetafula eliseceleni kombhede, cha. Ukuhlala squatting, khulisa amehlo - okhiye ezingeni lamehlo. Intambo inamathela.
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