Izinsuku zangokwenziwa ngesonto le-Office Plankton azilethi injabulo enkulu. Imihlangano, imibiko, amashejuli wokuhlela, imibiko futhi ... futhi uma iqembu linomuntu othukuthelisa, lapho nje ukulangazelela, ukudabuka kanye nofulawa obabayo. I-Pics.Ru eqoqwe izindlela zokupompela uzakwabo ngaphandle kokuhlukaniswa nokwahlukana nokujabulisa. Musa ukudida noma ngubani! Futhi ungasho ukuthi kunjalo!
Kukhona zonke izinhlobo zezindlela ezinhle, ezinjengalezi: Sula umbiko wekota, uphonsa ama-prints kusuka kuphrinta, udabuke induna, ukuphuza i-shrimp ebhokisini lethebula noma ukufihla iqanda ibhethri ngalinye. Kodwa ingabe udinga ukusebenzisa impilo yakho kudoti efanayo? Solit, ngakho-ke ngokuzijabulisa nangesilinganiso!Kungazelelwe njengama-salmon ezihlahleni ze-blueberry
I-laxative noma usawoti, ebiyelwe ekudleni, akekho umuntu ongeke amangaze noma ngubani. I-pair of LSD Drops etiye noma ikhofi izonikeza umphumela othakazelisa kakhulu futhi omude! Akekho umuntu ozokusola: Well, ulitholile kuphi muhle kakhulu futhi unethemba kuzo zonke izinhlangothi ze-LSD?
Musa ukubheja nezintombi
Isibonelo, utshwala obuvela embhalweni wakho we-chef. Ngakho-ke lokho okukhona kuphela i-armagnac eneminyaka engama-40 kuphela, ngiyaxolisa noma ini? Kepha uzokwazi ukufunda igazi elibandayo ukuthola imininingwane yempilo (nobuciko) sesitha sakho, uma unenhlanhla - yonke le ndaba kusukela ebuntwaneni bami nalapho e-zoo ye-cockerel enganginayo Ukhathazeke, ngakho-ke akayona enenhlanhla othandweni. Ngokufanele - Bhala phansi konke kukhamera, yenza ithani lezithombe ezivusa inkanuko, bese ubeka i-roller evuselelayo, ubeke ku-YouTube bese uthumela isixhumanisi kuwo wonke umuntu (kanye nesiteshi sokuqala - qiniseka).
Ungalungile
Ezithangamini ezahlukahlukene (kukhona okunjengokwezwi, yebo) Kunezeluleko eziningi, ukuthi zilimaza kanjani imoto yozakwethu. Isibonelo, wafafazwa ngokuzila ukudla, ukuze amajuba andizela ngakho konke ukudakwa, ngikhulume ngabaleka. Sinikeza ukuthi sihlale sihle: uthele ku-hood valeyanka, mabadakwe, basakaze inyama entsha ukuheha izinja, nosawoti omncane - kungazelelwe, moose uzothola izifiso? Usengathela upende obomvu, kanye nesiqu ukubeka umzimba wenkosikazi ye-chef!
Khombisa ubuciko
Nikeza ngeholide elithile nabo bonke abane-braid eziyisikhombisa-eziyisikhombisa, ama-handcuffs kanye ne-latex ratime batman. Khuthaza iqiniso lokuthi uqinisekile ukuthi i-BDSM yibhizinisi, ukuthuthukiswa, ukuthengisa nokumaketha. Cha, Yebo, yini, hhayi kanjalo?
Khumbula ukuhlonishwa
Uma ufuna ngempela ukuphonsa ophikisana naye kumphikisi ngesinkwa, isiketani noma i-sandwich ye-babricted, yeka! Khumbula ukuthi awukwazi ukulahla ukudla - uphonsa ummese!
Sebenzisa yonke imizamo
Uyagula? Hurray, yilokhu okudingayo! Woza ehhovisi futhi usuku lonke luyingxoxo yezwe elisondelene nebanga elincane ukusuka lapho kunesihloko senzondo, ukukhwehlela bese kuphonsa i-handkerchiefs esetshenzisiwe (uhlose odongeni, akukho lutho uqobo futhi ungadingi mufani insulwations!) bese uzama entanyeni ngokunemba kwendlela ozizwa kabi ngayo nokuthi ungajabule kanjani. Usengakwazi ukukhotha indlebe yakhe noma ukwanga uthando ngolimi (inketho yesibindi kunazo zonke). Thatha uzakwethu ukuze akuse kuwe endlini, ubeke embhedeni, ulandele ingubo, wondla ujamu esipulini futhi wayengunina kanyoko! Noma yize futhi uyagula noma uqinisa umoya weqembu, akukho lutho lapha.
Engeza i-paranoia
I-Sluledy futhi Yangitshela ngokweqiniso ukuthi ngibangele ukuba ngumuntu ozakwabo ngibangela izindaba ezinovalo ngokuthi ngolunye usuku enye yentombi yakho engiyikhohliwe ukucisha insimbi, i-kettle kanye nensimbi yensimbi futhi ngenxa yamafulethi e-pol. Kungcono ukwenza lokhu ngaphambi komhlangano obalulekile, lapho uzakwabo onzima kufanele enze khona. Makube yimicabango ngesiphetho sengcweti yezemikhandlu yekhaya ekhaya lakhe! Futhi uma ehlala yedwa ngekati, indaba yokuthi umuntu othile wayehlala kanjani nekati, wafa kungazelelwe, futhi ikati lasendlala lihlele ubuso bayo - ukukusiza! Ungakhohlwa ngezikhathi ezithile ukuhleka ngokweqile futhi uhlanya ujikeleze ngamehlo akho!
Sebenzisa ubuchwepheshe obuthuthukisiwe
Uma into yokuthambisa isebenza kwikhompyutha emile, manje leli yithuba lakho! Ucabanga okwamanje lapho ozakwabo bengekho emsebenzini, wenza i-PREENTKCRIN yedeskithophu yayo, ufaka njengesikrini sangemuva bese ufihla wonke amalebula. Okulandelayo, ukujabulela umphumela owenziwe, ngoba asikho isinqamuleli noma isithonjana esibangelwa. Ukuze izinsolo aziweli kuwe, uvula imodi ye- "Blonde", uzama ukusiza ngamandla onke, uthole ithamborini, uqala imidanso yama-shamanic ezungeze ikhompyutha engeyinhle, ungafafaza ngamanzi angcwele ngawo umphumela omkhulu. Yize kungcono, mhlawumbe okubomvu - umphumela ophindwe kabili! Futhi ungasitsheli ukuthi awunayo ibhodlela elibomvu kwalezo zimo emsebenzini!
Faka i-raisyn
Bhalisa egameni lozakwabo esigabeni sasePalaughte bese usishiya isidlaliso ku-Skype / ikheli lekhasi ku-Facebook noma, uma silungiselelwe sinqunywe ngokuphelele, inombolo yocingo. Uma kukhona, ungacacisa lokho ebengifuna ukukusiza ekutholeni impilo yakhe! Ngitshele ukuthi uyiklayenti lesikhathi eside lalesi sisetshenziswa futhi uyakuthanda kakhulu lapho! Ungakhombisa kahle ngaphansi kwezingubo zomphetho welineni lakho lesikhumba ema-rivets, futhi kukhabethe lethebula i-cap, ama-butha aphezulu kanye nezingilazi zezindiza njengobufakazi. Ngemuva kwalokho, mema osebenzani wakho kubha ye-oyster eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka. Impumelelo iyaqinisekiswa.
Ukwenza ukwehluka
Sayina ikheli elisebenzayo lozakwabo kuzo zonke izincwadi zezindaba ezingenakuqhathaniswa nezingenakufinyeleleka. Ake sithi ekuseni ineqoqo elisha lama-vibrators, umbukiso wokufeza ukukhulisa ama-beet ezindaweni ezisenyakatho ezedlulele noma ezingazelelwe ngesandla semali encane. Noma dala igama lencwadi bese ulithumela ukugaya kwezindaba ngempilo yami ngezithombe, ividiyo nomsindo ukuthi unjani emphefumulweni. Futhi-ke wonke umsebenzi, yebo umsebenzi - isithukuthezi kuphela!
Ukubhema okukhulu
Sikubiza le ndlela "shrew shrew": Bheka uzakwethu "ngencazelo", bubula, uhlelo lwamehlo, luthathe i-SPROPTION bese ububula futhi. Mhlawumbe ayisebenzi, kepha okungenani uzojabulisa futhi uqinise amakhono akho okusebenza. Uma umuntu osebenza naye eqala ukuthumela ukunaka, vula indlovukazi yeqhwa futhi wenze ukubukeka okungaqondi. Umphumela osheshayo ngezindlela eziningana ze-projectile. Abuye ahlupheke ngokungazi nothando lobuhlungu! Ngenye indlela, ungamema ukuthi uphuze, futhi nakhu usiza ukukhomba inombolo 1 kusuka kuhlu lwethu! Sikholwa kuwe! Ungabi nesithukuthezi!