Sonke silapha, vele, abalandeli bomfana esinesibazi esisindile kaningi, kodwa noma kunjalo! Banjani ngocansi? Kepha kukhona izigaxa ngaphandle komlilo? Ngamafuphi, saqoqa imibuzo engama-28 ekhathazeke kakhulu, kakhulu!
Ingabe ama-Wizards nama-Wizards otshani babhema? Noma mhlawumbe banokuthile ngokungazelelwe?
Futhi ezigabeni ezikhethekile, izithombo zokugcina izithombo zigoqeka noma yiziphi izitshalo ezikhethekile?
Kukangaki abafundi abaphezulu baqhubekele komunye nomunye egumbini lokulala?
Yebo, ziyacutshungulwa, nakanjani!
Kuyathakazelisa ukuthi bathumela izithombe ezinqunu komunye nomunye ... ngezikhova?
Ukuhamba izithombe kuzoletha ubuciko ukudubula ilungu libe yilungu elisha!
Ingabe banezifundo zemfundo yezocansi eHogwarts? Futhi ngubani obahola? Ama-dean of amakhono?
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, sathunyelwa uMcGonaagall, sitshela amawele weasley mayelana nocansi oluphephile !! ..
Futhi izinto ezivela kubathakathi zine-STD?
Ngokujulile! Izingcezu zedrako kukhona? Ngakho-ke ezinye i-syphilis ezibonakalayo zingaba!
Lokhu akukubi, kepha namanje ... kungenzeka yini ukukhulisa i-penis nge "egrigio *" elula?
* Ukukhishwa kokwanda kwesihloko noma yimuphi umuntu ophilayo.
UDean, njengoba besho, kepha njengoba uBellatrix neVoldemort beya ocansini?
Wake wambona uVoldi lapho evuselelwa? Akukho okusele lapho! Ngisho nekhala lalingekho, ilunga liyini!
Futhi yini umhlaba womlingo ucabanga nge-LGBT?
Dumbledore - Gay, bakuqonda kanjani lokhu?
By the way, ingabe ikhona indlela yomlingo emibhangqwaneni yobungqingili ukuze babe nezingane ezivame ngempela?
Ngakhipha induku yami - futhi ngilungele!
Ukuvimbela inzalo kuyini? Maglovskaya?
Uma ubheka uWeasley, ekubhalweni nhlobo ayeke ukukholwa, ngokweqiniso.
Ngabe ama-Giants alala kanjani nabantu abajwayelekile?
I-Hagrid ngandlela thile yaphenduka!
Ama-Wizards anesikhungo Sokuhlela Umndeni noma into enjalo?
Futhi bahlobana kanjani nokukhishwa kwezisu?
Bahamba kanjani abathakathi?
Ingane ivele ivele nje ekukhanyeni ngaphandle kobuhlungu?
O, ingabe kukhona ama-tampons omlingo? Noma ezinye izipelingi?
Ngabe abathakathi kanye nabemilingo banomshuwalense wezokwelapha?
Noma konke ukuvakasha eSt Mungo kuyandiza kubo ngepeni?
Zinjani izinto emhlabeni womlingo ngokugula kwengqondo?
Kubukeka sengathi abanye abafundi baseHogwarts bangaba ochwepheshe kule ndawo!
Ingabe zikhona izindlela zemilingo zokuhlala efomini ngaphandle kokusebenzisa noma yimuphi umzamo?
Futhi, njengoba kunoMnyango Wemilingo, kukhona izikhulu ezikhululwayo kanye nezindaba zalo?
Ama-Wizards abonakala sengathi ayazi ubukhona bomsakazo, futhi kuthiwani ngethelevishini?
Isibonelo, kanjani, ukuhumusha umentshisi we-quiddal?
Futhi kuboniswa okungokoqobo?
Cabanga nje ukuthi kungaba kuhle kanjani ukubuka i-Magic Show Mayelana nokupheka !! Noma ezinye "ngemuva kwengilazi" !!
Lezi zincwadi zadalwa ngama-90s, kepha manje, ngonyaka we-2017, ziyi-wizards futhi azikwamukeli impumelelo yeMaglovsk Science neTekhnoloji?
Kancane, okungenani amapeni we-ballpoint ??
Uma umthakathi ungenawo ama-Smartphones, pho-ke yini abayithatha esikhundleni se-tinder, ngokwesibonelo?
Ama-Wizards anamanye ama-memes abo namahlaya?
Ingabe ukhona ucwasa phakathi kwabathakathi?
Kubukeka ngathi ukuthi u-Elfias Doge ulele emjahweni!
Ingabe zikhona iziphonso ze-antiprochemical?
Noma i-potion?
By the way Mayelana ne-Potions! Uma umuntu elungile ngempela emaphanini, ingabe ingasungula i-potion ngokoqobo noma yini?
Ekugcineni. Kuthiwani, kulimaze, ukuhlukunyezwa kwaba nalezi zimbuzi?
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