I-Pics.ru yahamba yabheka ukuthi izwi labantu kwesinye isikhathi lifunda ngezintambo zethu eziyintandokazi zokungafi. Futhi samangala kakhulu. Lapha zama ukuqagela, ngokwesibonelo, ukuthi yiluphi uhlobo lwemidwebo lokhu kubuyekezwa "ngefilimu", "Imhoneet" ne "Rutracker".
Ukuze ufunde izimpendulo, faka umugqa wegundane ngaphansi kokubuyekezwa: zibhalwe ngomhlophe on mhlophe.I-Tiny ne-Autistiki
*** Kufana nenganekwane ehlanzekile nekhanyayo ebitshelwe uMantno, kepha kushiya umbono ofanayo ohlanzekile futhi okhanyayo. Lokhu kumele kukwazi! ("Imfundiso")
*** Ngaphandle kwesikhathi (amahora ama-3), ifilimu yayithakazelisa. Kuyamangaza ukuthi, ngokwezimiso, azikho izehlakalo ezicacile noma izimangaliso kwifilimu (zonke izinto ezinkulu zisondela ekugcineni). Ukulandisa kuyalile, kumahhala. Ngomqondo othile, ifilimu ingabizwa ngokuthi yinganekwane. Thatha okungenani indlela yokuziphatha kwabadali: Baphatha izigebengu njengezingane. Futhi, ukunqoba okuhle ngenxa yobubi, futhi, ngokwesimiso, ukuphela kunethemba. Yize kuvela kuluphi uhlangothi ... ("Green Mile")
*** Ifilimu liyi-quintessence yazo zonke izinto ezimbi zomphakathi waseNtshonalanga. I-heroine ingukuqukethwe okuqukethwe ukuntuleka kokuxhumana nontanga futhi kwavuma uPapani Schizophore-ingxenye ye-perodal yensikazi, eyayiletha akekho. Ukuthi ingelosi, noma yini uMesiya ... Kukhethwe yena uMesiya esitolo se-porn (!) Clown-scar kusuka egumbini lokwesaba ... QAPHELA QAPHELA !!! ("Amelie")
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Isakhiwo asikho enzeke, asikho isici esithwele umzuzwana, imizamo yentsha ukuyenga i-Autista - isicefe, njalonjalo. ("Leon")
*** Lesi sithombe siqukethe umbono oholela ekungathembeki kwabantu komunye nomunye. Angicabangi ukuthi ekubukeni kwakhe okungenani umuntu oyedwa sekube lula ukuhlala kulomhlaba. Esikhundleni salokho, abantu abavela kubo beba nobungane, benobugovu ngokwengeziwe, ngoba umuzwa weqiniso elingenakona abuholeli kunoma yini enhle, kodwa, ngokusobala, bakhona abantu ababazi ngakho ngakho - ukukala kuphakeme futhi ku ku-IMDB. Angiphoqethi umbono wami kulokhu, kodwa mina uqobo ngiba nesiyalulela - uma ufuna ukufeza okuthile, khona-ke i-egoism yakho, ubuthakathaka bayo nokungathembani kwabantu. Ngine-IQ 141 manje futhi ngiyazi ukuthi ngingathola kanjani izindlela ezicebile - angicabangi ukuthi ngingena ezindlini zami. ("Matrix")
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Ngikhohliwe ukuthi ngibuke ama-movie: ngangiseduze kwamaqhawe, babehlala eqinisweni, futhi nganginabo. Isistimu ... Kuyadingeka ukwephula uhlelo ukuze abantu bangafe ngenxa yanoma iyiphi i-TP. ("Ukundiza ngesidleke seCuckoo")
*** Iqiniso lokuthi le filimu ikhethwa izingxoxo ezigcwele izikhalazo, zabona konke. Lokho kuphela okushiwo le ngxoxo yengxoxo, mhlawumbe kungekho okuningi. Abakhulisile njengobuciko obusezingeni eliphezulu, bamangala kuphela, ngokuba ababhali bezikrini babeseduze nokucabanga kwabo. Futhi akumangazi ukuthi ukwethuka, umuntu olula kunabo bonke kukhombisa ukuvunywa ngokwengqondo kwalokhu kuqhubeka nokudlalwa kwe-cinema. Kusuka emaminithini okuqala ngashaywa yilokhu, okuchithwe yiwo wonke ama-nuances wesakhiwo, engenalutho! Lezi zingxoxo eziyiziphukuphuku, ezinyanyekayo, lapho kwakungekho zithonso, akuyona leyo nkomo yesifunda esinolwazimagama egameni elithi "fucking" esikhundleni samaphoyinti, angimangazile futhi ngenze ngaphandle kwecebo lesiwula lefilimu elingabekezeleleki. Indaba ngayinye ithwala icala elinjalo lobuwula nokungazi, engifuna ukugezwa ngokungazi, emizuzwini yokubala okuhambisanayo ngaphambi kokuphela kokugeleza kokungcola. Ngoba kuyadingeka ukulinda owokugcina, ngoba kufanele kwenzeke okuthile, ngoba lonke ithembangiyo kwakuwumvuthwandaba. Kepha ekugcineni, kwavela ukuthi kuvumelane ngakho konke umbono wefilimu engingazange ngimangale. ("Fingp Fiction")
*** Ifilimu, mhlawumbe, ilungile, futhi indawo enhle kakhulu, futhi umdlalo wabalingisi muhle, kodwa ukungcola ngokweqile. Ukubala okuzwakalayo okuzwakalayo: "Bonke abantu babalulekile futhi wonke umuntu kufanele anelise," Nakhu akuvamile ukuba kwenziwe yinkimbinkimbi. Kuhle ukuthi ukuphela okujabulisayo. ("I-Dogville")
Ifilimu ngothando olukhulu ngawe
*** Ifilimu elingu-50% liqukethe okungenangqondo nokuhlelela, okuhle nokungabi nalutho. Isuswe ukunamathela imali ngezinsimbi. Ubunikazi be-maniac - buhlelwe futhi bungabonakali kosizi. Labo ababenaso okungenani abanentshisekelo kubabulali bangempela bazongiqonda. Yonke into ibalwa ukubangela uzwela lwe-maniac, ngakho-ke uzwela ngefilimu. Noma, ngiyavuma ukuthi umdlalo ozosebenza, umqondisi, umsebenzi we-opharetha konke kusezingeni eliphakeme kakhulu, kunjalo ... konke lokhu kuyigobolondo. Inani lobuciko lisekhona, kepha akwanele ukudabuka. Ifilimu alinalutho, alinangqondo futhi lalawo engibiza iLimondvilk. Konke kwenziwa ukunciphisa isibukeli njengelamula - cwilisa imizwa evela kuyo, kanye ne-Imotions imali. Akukho okunye. ("Ukuthula kwamawundlu"))
*** Ngobusuku obuhle obuhle, nganquma ukwengeza ifilimu lami kulesi sithombe, njengoba kwezwakala, kanye nokusikisela kokubuyekezwa. Ngokujulile, hlobo luni lokuthumela oluvela kuMdali walesi sithombe, angizange ngiqonde. Icebo lihlanjululwe ngesimo sokubulawa kwecala (buthaka, ngokweqiniso). Kepha! Yini egcinwe lapha, idada izithombe zocansi zezingane. Ngitshele lapho, kepha amanenekazi alungile, ayinamifilimu yobugebengu ngakho-ke lesi sihloko asiphumelelanga. Ucansi ku-Feegence, Prostitution kanye nezinhlelo zamathangi ezingane. Lokhu akuyona idrama yobugebengu, kepha ukuthumela ukudlwengulwa. Buyini ubungani lapha, hlobo luni lwe-paddle phambi kwamehlo. Ufuna idrama mayelana nobungani, bheka "Abafana Abahle." ("Kwake kwaba kanye ngesikhathi eMelika")
*** 10 amaphuzu ngaphandle kokungabaza, yize umfazi owabhala le ncwadi angizisoli, angimqondi, ngoba kwenziwa ngokusobala ukuba baqonde ukuthi isitimela sakhe sangemva kwalokho, ngakho-ke zonke izithombe zalo ezilandelayo nezithombe ze isisulu sicasule. ("Uthando Awair emsebenzini")
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I-Dadistic Pseudophilosophy
Kungani umbono wokuzibhubhisa uthandwa kangaka? Impendulo yalo mbuzo ohlelweni lokuqukethwe kwami. Kulabo abangakuqondi: UDadaism uyisiqondiso esenzweni esavuka njengokusabela kwempi yezwe yokuqala. Abalandeli balesi siqondiso bekukholelwa ukuthi ukuze bagweme ukuphindaphinda kwezinhlekelele, kwakudingeka ukuba bachithe isiko, ngoba akunakuphikisana, akukho nolaka. Vele, akukho lula ukuzibhubhisa futhi ukhululeke, kuyafana nokuzibulala. Esikhundleni sokuthola isisombululo senkinga, vele ubulale umuntu uqobo, udale ukufana okuyisiphukuphuku kwesilwane. Uma ekuzwisiseni kwakho yiyona nkululeko nencazelo yempilo yokuphila okucelwa ukuthi ibeke le filimu eyisilima.*** Ukubambelela ezindleleni zakudala zendabuko, siphinde sithole isithombe esihle, esinesakhiwo esimangazayo futhi sigqugquzele ukuqhubeka nokuphela. Ifilimu enesitayela isaletha izithelo, ngoba ohlotsheni ngalunye kufanelekile ukutshala okuthile okwangempela nokuqondile. Kwavela ukuthi kwekhwalithi ephezulu ngokwanele, futhi kugqugquzela ithemba lokuqhubeka ngempumelelo kwalolu chungechunge. Indaba yasekuqaleni kanye nentuthuko yayo igcina ukungezwani futhi ngaphansi kwethonya lomoya wezehlakalo ezenzeka eminyakeni ephakathi nendawo, zibonakala zingeze zingokoqobo. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ezinye zesiqephu zembulwa ngomongo oluthile kanye nencazelo yalo lonke lesi senzo. Ukuphela kwento eyephula le-idyll iyinhlangano encane yamahlaya, ngisho nokusho inani elingelutho. I-Satira ikhona kuphela ekuchazeni, nasehlathini elizayo ngandlela thile lilahlekelwa indima yalo. Ngicabanga ukuthi lokhu kuyinkinga, ngoba ifilimu ngalinye lamahlaya kufanele kube inani elanele. ("Hobbit: Uhambo Olulindelekile")
*** Ifilimu lihle kakhulu, kepha i-heroine iyayenyanyeka - ukuhaha, ukubala, ukuziqhenya, ukuziqhenya, ukuziqhenya, okuhlala kuyo uqobo nemali, ehamba ngenhliziyo yedwa futhi ikusasa. Kufanele simnikeze okufanele, akakufihli kakhulu. Mhlawumbe kuyadingeka ukuphumelela empilweni. Mayelana nale filimu bathi umayelana kakhulu, konke kuyiqiniso - ukhuluma kakhulu ngothando olukhulu. ("Uhambe nomoya")
Cindezela ama-diapers kwimemori
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Abesifazane bakhonjiswa ekhathuni elinolaka ngokwengeziwe, elinonya futhi luqine kunabesilisa. Ngasikhathi sinye, bathola injabulo eqotho ebudloveni. Phakathi kwamaqhawe - amadoda kunezinhlamvu eziningana ezinokuthambekela ngokungacabangi kwabahamba ngezinyawo. Abanye bashayana ngopapa, abanye bashintshwa kwabesifazane ngesitayela sokuphela kweWurst, okwesithathu kunikeza umbono ngezwi nangendlela yokuziphatha. Uzokwenqaba, asho hhayi wonke amaqhawe wesibili ekhathuni aboniswa ngabahamba ngezinyawo noma ama-feminists. Yebo, akubona bonke. Kusekhona abalingiswa abahle kangaka njenge- "Izingane ezimangalisayo" ezinobuso obubi nokudonsa amathe, noma ikhehla elidala, njengomunye wabalingiswa abaphambili bokuhleka. Akuzange kubize ikhathuni futhi ngaphandle kwezilwane, noma kunjalo, iningi labo liyabhekelwa ubudlova noma life. Okuhlekisayo, ikhathuni lezingane, yini lapho, ukufela okwengeziwe - kumnandi kakhulu. Yebo, lokhu kungukukhipha kwe-Psychos. ("Onamandla")
*** Kudonswa ngokungenangqondo, kugcwele izinkanuko ezingenangqondo nakwamanye ama-Affle ezingezona zezepolitiki. Sitty for big. Yini izingane kuye ngaphezu kokukhanya okukhanyayo? Noma, ngenxa yalomlenze wayo omncane, lokhu kufakwa nje kulokhu emehlweni, kepha hhayi engqondweni? Ikhathuni eyodwa ye-prei ehamba phambili. Kuyo, amahlaya abalulekile nakwelinye izwe lesiko lokuzijabulisa laseMelika ligaxekile kulo. I-Calcher lapha ikhona kuzo zonke izigcawu, kodwa ezindaweni ezithile. Kepha ikakhulukazi i-bulk apula lihlala linezikelemu! Kungenzeka ukuthi azenzele umkhiqizo onjalo, izingane zizoba yi-oda lobukhulu kangcono kunezifaniso zazo eziyisikhombisa. Vele ubuke futhi umunca, bese ucindezela kwimemori kanye nokwazi kuyinto diaper emanzi! ("Shrek")
*** Kungaba ukuhlekisa uma bekungadabuki kangako, umcabango onjalo uyakhumbula ngenkathi ubuka le filimu, ihlazo lesimo lifihlwe yindaba efundisayo elala nge-egoist kanye ne-cynic, okuwumfokazi kubo bonke, kodwa imizamo Owabanye "amabutho aphezulu" athole umzuzwana ongapheli ithuba lokulungisa nokuma ngendlela efanele, futhi ithuba elingenamkhawulo ngokusobala lingehlukaniseke kakhulu ... ("usuku lwe-Groundhog")
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Ngokuvamile, ifilimu ibukeka kahle iphila: Indaba ilula, ikhula kancane kancane, i-turdded izibhamu idubula ngesikhathi esifanele, nje isigamu sehora kuphela engifuna ukusivalela. Kuyinto nje ye-movie lapho iminyaka engamashumi amathathu, ngakho-ke bathi lapho nemibono engajwayelekile, gqoka izingubo ezingajwayelekile futhi wenze izinto ezijwayelekile kakhulu zomculo ongaziwa. ("I-Radiance")
*** Ufuna ukubona uhlelo lwamandla emphakathini, izinga lengokomoya lamasiko namasiko alo, izisekelo zokuziphatha? Bheka le filimu. Yize izehlakalo zenzeka komunye umhlaba, kepha kucace ngokuphelele ukuthi konke kuphathelene nomphakathi wethu. Enxiweni 'yombuso omubi', okungukuthi, iSoviet Union, ihlubuke umyalo wezwe omusha. Umphakathi uyeka ukuba khona, futhi esikhundleni salokho kusakazeke, akunandaba, asatshiswe futhi angahlehluleki kunoma yini, izikulufo ezinobugovu, zokuziphatha okubi. Ingqikithi yombuso wombuso phezu komuntu! Ngakolunye uhlangothi, ubuchwepheshe bedijithali, i-Intanethi, amaselula, ama-ATM, futhi ngomunye - ubuhlakani, ukuwa ngokomoya, ukwanda kwengcindezi kanye nokulawulwa kombuso uMahina. Isiprofetho siyagcwaliseka ?! ("Kin-DZA-DZA")