NgoLwesihlanu kusihlwa, sekuyisikhathi sokuphumula nokuthuka ubugqila behhovisi kwidolo lesikhombisa. Cha, ngokuqinisekile siyawuthanda umsebenzi wethu kakhulu. Kepha, ngiyaxolisa, hhayi ngoLwesihlanu ebusuku. Baqoqe imishwana eyisiphukuphuku kakhulu yamakhasimende, esezwile lokho, ungagqoka ngokushesha isigqoko kusuka ku-foil bese ucela udokotela wezimomobiso kuJeanne Hasanovna.
"Ukule ngcweti, ngiyethemba ngokuphelele umbono wakho!"
Yebo, kunjalo! Akulungile Kanjani! Isinyathelo sakho siyoba nokugxeka okunzima kanye nokuphawula okuvela ochungechungeni: "Ngikhombise ukwakheka kwakho ngodadewethu wesibili - umklami - wawungayithandi ngokwezingosiko! Kufanele sibuyise konke! Ngokuphuthumayo! "
"Sekuyisikhathi eside besikhona emakethe futhi sazi izithameli zethu ezihlosiwe!"
Yebo, ngakho-ke yonke imephu yokukhangisa nemenenja yezakhiwo izokhombisa umlando omkhulu (umzukulu wakhe kwisazi sefikoleli). Futhi empeleni, abantu nemibono eyengeziwe, umkhiqizo ongcono uzoba ngcono! Wena, ngendlela, uzothinta umbhalo ovulekile (nangomzukulu, nangemibono). Emva kokuhlelwa kokugcina okungu-125,000, ukwakheka kuzohamba, ekugcineni, ekhanda, ozombuyisa ngala mazwi: "Yini le @" $% ^ ?! "
"Sidinga umkhiqizo osezingeni!"
Ngaphezu kwalokho, njengomthetho, kwenza ukumisa isikhashana, okusho ukuthi umkhiqizo wekhwalithi kufanele unikezwe ngesikhathi esifushane (mhlawumbe ngisho izolo) nakumahhala. Ngakho-ke-ke, kunjalo, kuvela ukuthi imibono yakho ngekhwalithi ayihambelani nemibono yeklayenti kulokhu.
"Kuzoba lula ngathi! Ngiyakuthanda ukungibhalela! "
Run, forrest, run! Futhi ungabukeki! Lokhu kusho lokhu kusho ukuthi i-quadrillion eyikhulu yokuhlelwa kweziwula, ngemuva kwalokho uzoqalekisa usuku lapho ngivikela ukhetho lwami ngolimi lwezincwadi lwaseRussia futhi ngilona iqiniso lokuthi unemfundo yephrofayili, uzoba namahloni okuheha.
"Angithandi!"
Ngani? Ngoba. Iphuzu. Ngaphandle kwencazelo. Unguchwepheshe. Zicabange. Usadinga ukuchaza konke.
"Sikukhokhela nakancane!"
Yebo, lapha ngaphandle kokuphawula. Empeleni ifakwe kuzo zonke izinto zokufa kwezifebe. Futhi asisiyo. Futhi ngo-9 am amaSonto akudingi ukubiza izingcingo zeselula.
"Hhayi-ke, intengo oyilalayo! Bengisebenza kule ndawo isikhathi eside futhi ngazi ukuhleleka kwamanani! "
Ungakwazi, kepha hhayi nathi. Eshibhile futhi engcono, mhlawumbe, futhi, endaweni ethile, kepha futhi hhayi nathi. Cha, ikheli ngeke lisho, kusengaphambili ngeke zibuyise.
"Ake ngikubize futhi ngihlele ngokuqala!"
Hhayi. Masibhale. Ukuze kwakungeyona into elandelayo.
"Kungani ukwenze?"
Bona into engenhla. Sikuxwayisile: ngokubhala kuphela.
"Sikulungele ukukuthumela ngokushesha imibono yethu!"
Ukhohlise isiwula. Bona, empeleni, uma ungazi, namanje amaphrojekthi angu-2 (!!!) ngaphezu kwakho. Futhi izifundo eziningi zesiNgisi zisebenza amahora amathathu phakathi nosuku. Ukudla kwasemini, futhi, akekho okhanseliwe. Futhi imihlangano, kunjalo! Ngakho-ke, ukuhlela uzothola eyodwa noma kabili ngosuku okungcono. Uma iphrojekthi iphuthumayo - kanye kanye kwezinsuku ezimbili noma ezintathu futhi ngaso sonke isikhathi imizuzu emihlanu ngaphambi kokuphela kosuku lokusebenza. Kuqinisekisiwe.
"Wena ngokwakho ucabanga ngale phrojekthi? Uyathanda?"
Fair? Uyeke ukucabanga ngalokho okuthandayo, ngemuva kwencwadi yesihlanu ehlelwe ngokuphuthumayo ngo-20.50 ngoLwesihlanu. Futhi ngokuvamile, awuyena izethameli zabo ezihlosiwe. Lapha uthanda uDali. Kanye nezithameli zabo ezihlosiwe iStas Mikhailov. Lokho wukuthi, ngokwejwayelekile okungenakuqhathaniswa okuhlukahlukene, uyakuqonda? Manje yini iphuzu lokuhlakulela ingxoxo? Akukho okulungile. Kepha niphendula ngobuhlakani. Unguchwepheshe. Uyazi ukuthi kudingekile kanjani.
"Kubukeka kimi ukuthi konke kungamafonti!"
Impela! Masidlale amafonti kanye nezihloko zejele. Ngakho-ke usebenza ngombhangqwana nomdwebi wesekethe wesekethe. Ngokuvamile, bobabili okubizwayo, bazalelwa ku-sawdust nangengozi ngemuva kwesekisi bayo lapho bezovakasha. Manje kuyanyathelwa kunokuba kwehla. Ucabanga, mhlawumbe ubuyise ku-tiger, eh?
"Uyabona, konke kuhamba kahle embhalweni, kepha akukho mandla ashukumisa kuleli gama. Futhi kufanele kusikwe, iqonde? "
KuMayakovsky konke. Noma uVladimir Ilyich. Iziqubulo azikho kithi. Asazi ukuthi kanjani.
"Ngiyabonga ngesakhiwo! Ngikuthandile konke kakhulu! Nokho, thina, senze enye indlela ehlukile ku-Photoshop. Ake sikuthathe njengesisekelo. Izithombe sathatha ku-yandex. Wamukela noma uzithumele noma uthumele? "
Konke kuhamba kahle - i-Photoshop yomibili, nezithombe ezivela kwinjini yokusesha kuye kanye nokunikezwa ukuze uzithumele. Umbuzo: Kungani usihambele? Nonke ningazizwa kahle ngaphandle kwethu, igama elifanele!
"Ukuhlekisa Kugobhu! Siphinde sazise abanabangeneli ababili bokugcina nakho konke, singacabanga ukuthi uvunyelwe! "
Lungela iqiniso lokuthi ngemuva kwaleli ntsholo kufolda yakho, amafayela azovela ngesihloko esithi "Umbhalo_Edited_378" nezinwele ezimpunga. Noma i-lysin. Asazi ukuthi yini okubi kakhulu.