Yini, uma ungakwazi ukuya emgaqweni ongaphansi komhlaba, futhi lapho i-muzzle eyodwa engazithambitha amasayithi amabili amabili ngasikhathi sinye, bese kuthi kube nezindawo ezintathu? Ngimcabanga kungenzeka ngengqondo, izithombe ezinhlekisayo ezinkundleni zokuxhumana zibeka i-hashtag "# ye-crook"?
Fu ube njalo. Angaba nesizathu esizwakalayo sokuthi angakwazi ukuguqula amadolo akhe eduze kwamamitha.Ubeletha
Uyakhumbula ukuthi iyini i-pose? lapha. Kuyacaca ukuthi kungabeletha umuntu kuphela ukusuka e-Alien, futhi ngokhuni olunjalo ukufuna usizo lwezokwelashwa, i-FSB izokunikeza ucwaningo. Kuyadingeka ukukhuthazela lapho kubamba esitimeleni, futhi sinethemba lokuthi isikhwama sifaka amaqanda kahle simboze kahle iCrotch. Futhi, okubaluleke kakhulu, ukuthula, ukuze umsindo noma ukunyakaza kobuso akufanele uzikhiphe. Ucabanga ukuthi kunzima kangakanani? Ngihawukela umuntu ompofu.
Akakwazi ukuhlala epapa
Asibona odokotela, asazi kahle ukuthi yini uTrauma okwenza ukuthi kungabi nzima ukuhlala emabhukwini futhi kukwenze kugwemeke ngokumangazayo i-torso ukuze kuncike ezansi emuva, kepha endaweni enjalo kunzima ngempela ukube amadolo ngabanye.Unekati elingabonakali phakathi kwamadolo
Ngakho-ke uma umuntu eshintsha amadolo akhe, aphoqe noma agcwale ikati. Futhi ngubani owenza lokhu ngamakati ngokuthakazelela? Izidalwa ezingenanhliziyo kuphela. Hhayi yena. Akanjalo.
Unosanta ovuvukayo
Mhlawumbe othile weza kuye. Noma hit. Noma kancane. Ngomqondo othile, ukulunywa kwezinambuzane. Noma akhuphuke. Kwakunendaba enjalo eminyakeni embalwa edlule: Indoda edakiwe yakwazi ukucindezela yonke into, izama ukushukumisela isitimela ekuhambeni, kepha hhayi eTambour, kodwa ekuqaleni kweminyango evamile evamile. Futhi ubayeke eScatleton. Ngakho-ke, mhlawumbe, manje sekukhona konke okuluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, okubi, okulahlekile ngokuziphendukela kwemvelo futhi akunakwenzeka ukukhathazeka ngokuthi okhalweni.Wanikeza isifungo esingcwele
Ezimweni ezibucayi, ukwazi ukuthi kudluliswa amalungiselelo angajwayelekile kakhulu, futhi umuntu angaxolisa ukumbonisa uNkulunkulu ukwenza into eyinqaba kakhulu: "Ngiyafunga ukuthi empilweni ayisaseyona ingxenye yenyama, uma nje ngingithola kuleli taaiga! ", Ngiyathembisa ukuthi ngeke ngikwazi ukumisa uma ngikwazi ukumisa isidumbu esitholwe yimi ehhotela" noma "Nginikeza izifungo zokungagcini amadolo akho eduze kwengxenye, uma ngisinda ngemuva kwalokhu kukhethwa." Ngabe uzocabanga ukuthi yini okufanele uhambe ngesifungo esinjalo, eh?
Uthathe indawo yabangane bakhe abacabangayo
Usathuthumela ngempela kulabo okuwukuphela kwabalingani abadlale naye esikoleni futhi baya emaqenjini akhe esikhungweni. Futhi ukungabi namqondo konke lokhu kwethuthumela akwabi nakanye ngenzeni. Musa ukuchaza ngokuseduze: "Kukhona i-mike eyodwa eyedwa, umngani wami omkhulu!"Ufuna ukuzizwa amadolo afudumele womakhelwane
Futhi cabanga, uma enabangane abacabangayo, bese kuba khona, futhi kufanele ufune ithuba lokuzizwa ufudumele wabantu? Kulokhu, yiqiniso, uzovuna, ahlwanyele esikhaleni samahhala phakathi kokumatasa: Lokhu kungukuphela kwethuba lakhe lokuzizwa uma kungenjalo i-elbow, khona-ke ngisho nokusekelwa kwamadolo. Amadolo amabili. Inkohliso encane eduduzayo.
Ngokwesaba ukuwa phansi
Abantu banama-phobias angajwayelekile, futhi impilo yokuhamba ngezinyawo ayinikezwa wonke umuntu. Ngokuphazima kweso, mayelana nendoda ehluphekayo Akekho ozonakekela, kepha hhayi ukuhamba ekhaya ngeke akwazi? Lapho-ke kufanele abekezelele futhi wesabe ukuhlangana kwemigwaqo, nokwesaba isixuku sabantu, nesixuku esavela lapho esemncane, sibambelele emlenzeni, silethe imilenze yaze sawa phansi. Ngokuvamile, kubamba njengoba kungakwenza. Kuzo zonke izinzwa.