Omama bethu babenenketho emibili nengxenye kuphela - incwadi, ikhadi leposi nefoni (uma inhlanhla). Kulezi zinsuku, izindlela zokuxhumana zikhula zisebenza kakhulu kunamakati entwasahlobo. Wonke umuntu ukhetha indlela eyintandokazi yokuxhumana futhi adelela labo ngasizathu simbe banamathele komunye.
Iphayona: Izithunywa
Izithunywa, izithunywa, zilethe okuningi kwalezi zingelosi ezimnandi! I-Viber isivele ithintekile, faka i-WhatsApp ephuthumayo. Cha, kuyilapho i-WhatsApp eshibilika, wakwazi ukuba yi-pop. Bonke baya e-telegraph.Lesi sakhamuzi singenakwenzeka ukuba sibambe noma kuphi - ngenkathi usifuna e-WeChat, sigijimisa i-vipole noma i-New Messenger, entsha, ngokushisa okushisa. Futhi uhleli lapho ekhoneni, ngokudlula njenge-hamster eyodwa. Ama-Novators ahlala engaqondakali futhi edwa, impilo enjalo.
Ukuqonda: I-SMS
Yokusungula. "Ngizobe sekwephuze, ngithenge amazambane, i-SPSB, xxx" - futhi konke, umbono wokubikwa. I-Lapidaric ne-SMS enembile cishe i-hockey. Futhi into esemqoka isithunzi sayo - inhlonipho yesikhala somuntu siqu. Ukukhuluma nge-SMS, ungavumela kanjani ukuthi umemukeli ukuba azenze sengathi akukho okuza kuye: "Hhawu, ngiyaxolisa, manje kwakungekho mali ku-akhawunti." Ngakho-ke ama-SMS yizikhali zobuhlakani nalabo abangafanele ukusakaza ngomqondo.
I-Socialiable: Ucingo Ucingo
I-SMS - yeShkolota nokuqhuma kwe-bonder. Abantu be-Groved kancane bathatha inkinobho ethi "shayela". Sawubona, lala? Futhi yini uvukile? Wavuka? Futhi nginokuqwasha, ake sisukume. Kusho ukuthini - "Angikhululekile manje"? Yebo, manje ngisheshe ngiguqe, ngamafuphi, ngilalele - U-Yakin waphonsa mumper wakhe futhi ugibele nami eGagra!
Ama-extreverts okulwa kumele abonga uNkulunkulu wobuchwepheshe obuphakeme bezingcingo eziphathwayo nsuku zonke. Leli yiholide elihlala linawe futhi lifinyelela ngqo ebuchosheni bomakhelwane wakho. Akunandaba ukuthi abaseduze, njenge-gibbon encane, izingodo ezinhlangothini eziphansi, zifundisa indlalifa, zilwe nesobho elibalekayo noma ukulala. Kepha futhi kungakuhle ngaso sonke isikhathi ukusho ukuthi "Lokhu akuyona izingxoxo zocingo" futhi ukumba inani eliseduze!
Izinjini ze-Epistolar: I-imeyili
Ubuntu budakiwe, izithunywa zeza nezithunywa, izingxoxo, i-SMS ngisho nangaphambi kwamakhiwane ezindlela zokuxhumana kombani. Kepha abalandeli bohlobo lwe-epistolar ngegwebu enjalo ngeke babambe. Incwadi ihlala iqinile, noma ngabe inegama elilodwa elithi "KULUNGILE".Kungani sidinga ingxoxo noma isithunywa, lapho imeyili ngokwayo isebenza ngendlela efanayo - kahle, ubuncane buyisiqhwaga, isikhathi esidala budala izindlebe, bebona i-Classic Re ngethuka Re: Re.
I-Lazy: Skype ne-Video Conferencing
I-Hereaucracy ende! Kungani ubhale u- "KULUNGILE" Uma ungakwazi ukuqoqa yonke inkampani efanelekile eqenjini levidiyo bese usho lokhu "Kulungile" ngezwi lomuntu?
Akukhathalekile ukuthi i-Intanethi ilwela ekuseni ekuseni, ngemuva, njengokungathi ama-tatar-mongols agijimisa i-chandel, inja iphume inja. Isho i-Homemade "Sha!", Qinisa imizwa nge-meord of the blast, weqa i-router bese uqhubeka ne-ether. Uyabona ukuthi ukhululekile kanjani! Futhi ngakho-ke kuzofanela ukuphrinta izinhlamvu ngomunwe wakhe, futhi zize zikhohlise ngesipelingi. UMukhtara, ngendlela, awenzi mubi - abantu abangamavila basaphindwe kathathu.
I-Antiquary: Ucingo Lokumiswa
Osanta izulu, yini le zwakala? Kungani le bhokisi lebhokisi? Yini okufanele ngiyenze ukuyimisa? I-AA, lolu hlobo lwefoni. Sawubona, ugogo.
Manje bajabulela abathengisi kuphela abasezingeni eliphakeme imifino, labo abanephutha ngenombolo nabantu abasafuna ukusho "encamani encane, xhuma" kwi "tube yentokazi. Kepha linda. Manje abazukulu bakho bazokhula, bazokhula ama-neo-hipsters bese baqala ukuthenga izingcingo ezimile ezimakethe ze-flea - ngoba kuphela zinikeza umsindo we-analog ofudumele.