Ukuthengwa ezitolo eziku-inthanethi noku-oda ukudla nokulethwa kwasekhaya noma kwehhovisi - uphawu olufanayo lwesikhathi sethu, njenge-movie kusuka ezifundeni nakuthando kusuka kumasayithi wokuqomisana. Izinsizakalo ezinjalo zikhuthazelisa i-Wordaholics, ama-socicious, omama bendlu kanye nabantu abajwayelekile abangafuni ukuchitha usuku lwesonto kusihlwa ku-sab, futhi impelasonto isendaweni egcwele iMegamolylam.
Kepha ngenkathi umthengi-neophyte angenisa izimpahla kubhasikidi, ngethemba lokuthi i-oda lizolindela ngesikhathi esikahle nangendawo elula, umuntu wakhe onolwazi asheshe akhansele imihlangano ngesonto futhi akhuphuke ngokushesha. Ngemuva kwakho konke, noma yini oyimisayo - i-pizza, ama-sneaker noma i-home cinema - nakanjani kuzofanele uzwe:"Sengivele ngihamba" (kanjani, ukulala?)
Isikhulu esifanele sifuna ukuvela ngempumelelo: Uma kungenzeka, ekuntweleni. Vele, ngaphambili kakhulu kunesikhathi okuvunyelwene ngaso. Izitolo eziku-inthanethi, noma zithembeke kakhulu futhi zifakazelwe, zivame ukuba yinzuzo kwizinsizakalo zokuhambisa izincwadi zangaphandle. Ngakho-ke isikhathi nekheli lokulethwa, mayelana nokuthi ngubani "i-Iron" okuvunyelexukwini ngemenenja enenhlonipho, ngoba ukuhambisa, ukukubeka ngobumnene, hhayi impikiswano. Futhi sicela ulethe ukuthengwa "ngezikhathi zomsebenzi" - nakulo lonke blurry. Usuku lomsebenzi lwe-courier seluqalile, ufuna ukuzikhulula kuze kube kabili, usevele usendaweni yangakini futhi akanaso isifiso esincane sokubuya. Kepha ungakwazi futhi ugijime. Uma ungakwazi ngempela - kunenketho yesibili.
"Ngizobe ngilandela ishumi nanye" (isifunda sakho ngibe nesishiyagalombili)
Uma umhlangano osantwe uDawn akazange yenzeke, kuphela ukushona kwelanga kusalile. I-Courier ikholelwa ukuthi ukuthengwa kwe-navigator noma amahora kuwumcimbi omkhulu empilweni yakho eyisidina, futhi akona isono nokuhlala isikhathi esimbalwa emsebenzini. Noku-oda izingubo ngenxa yomngcele oqhathaniswa nomshado womngane omkhulu. Futhi yebo, wayesevele esendaweni yangakini engxenyeni ekuseni, wena ngokwakho awufuni."Angazi ukuthi malini", malini "(linda ama-oda ambalwa futhi woza)
Bengazi ukuthi i-True Courier ayichithi iKarma ezithembisweni ezingenalutho. Ngokweqiniso uthi uzofika "kahle, ndawo ndawo ndawo thile ukusuka kwababili kuya kwabayisikhombisa, futhi." Ngasikhathi sinye, kuqagela indlela yemilingo lapho unabaplali emsebenzini, umhlangano neklayenti, ukusakazeka kwekhanda noma okungenani kwasemini futhi kuza ngqo ngalesi sikhathi. Yisho lokhu "imbongolo" noma "ubungcweti bobuchwepheshe", kepha kwamukele njengophawu: Ukuya ngaphandle ukuze u-oda uzoba nesikhathi esingesihle kakhulu kuwe.
"Ngizohamba kungekudala" (yebo ngiyahamba, ngiyahamba)
Abathengi abanolwazi futhi badinga okungenakwenzeka - ukuhambisana nezivumelwano. Kepha ukuthunyelwa kungazehlisa umoya. Nomaphi lapho ayekhona - ngemizuzu emihlanu yendlela, emahoreni amabili noma eNirvana, impendulo ihlala yodwa. Ukuphinda "Inkemba" Yakhe "yesine, i-Courier, kusuka kwinhlonipho, i-traffic jam. Futhi wabuza ngokushesha: "Ngabe uluthola kanjani kangcono esitimeleni?" Eqinisweni, sekuyisikhathi eside ehleli endaweni ethile eduzane futhi alinde iplanethika."Angikutholi" (Chaza futhi, lapho wena)
Imephu kanye ne-navigator yeza nabalahlekile! Isihambisi esifanele siqhubekela emgomweni, sihlanjululwe kuphela ngokwemvelo yaso, ngakho-ke, kancane kancane. Angakwenza ukukhuza ngeqiniso lokuthi ihhovisi lakho liyavimbela kwabanye, hhayi elakho, kepha uhlala kothile uye ekude nokude nesitimela. Ubhale ebusweni bakhe ukuthi unamahloni okuthenga i-kettle, ngaphandle kokuqongelela efulethini ngaphakathi kwezokuhamba zesithathu. Ngenkathi ulandisa ukheshi, i-courier efanele izophumela esibonelweni samanye amakhasimende, okungcono: "Ngemuva kwakho konke, ngashayela ama-teapots izolo ku-pushkin, eh ..." kodwa uma usebenza nge-pushkin noma ikheli lakho lasekhaya akuvumeli kabili Ukutolika (i-Moscow, isikwele esibomvu, i-mausoleum), khona-ke ngokuqinisekile uzothola ukuthunyelwa, impilo yami yonke yanikezwa ama-teapots eVykino. Futhi "waqala ukuba kule ndawo embi."
"Ngafika, phuma" (ngiyahamba, yehla)
I-courier efanele ikhuluma leli gama ngehora lokufika kwangempela. Inselelo ukuyenza inde kuye, hhayi yena. Ngesikhathi sokulindela, kungathola kalula ukuthi i-courier edidekile edidekile ikheli noma izinombolo zocingo. Futhi ukuthi yena, 'uzoba lusizi' (agibele, abagibeli). Umthengi ungcono ukubamba i-thermos nokufunda kalula nami - ukulinda kungabambezeleka."Sengiphuze, ngiye esitimeleni" (phuma ungihlangabeze)
Vele, i-courier iyayazisa isikhathi saKhe ibiza kakhulu. Futhi umbono womama osemncane, ocwebezelayo esitezi sesihlanu ngasikhathi sinye ama-stroller, futhi ama-microwave asanda kugcwalisa, kumnandi kakhulu. Indaba ye-Messenger ihamba nge-Intanethi, engafuni ukuthola imoto "emigwaqweni engcolile", futhi yaphoqa ikhasimende ukuthi libe yindawo yamasu ama-diaper ngaphandle kwamakhilomitha amancane amabili. Uma ukwethuka okunjalo kuzovela ekubuyekezweni esizeni esitolo, i-courier inawo wonke amathuba okuthola i-louli, futhi umthengi uyiqoqo lama-rattles njengesipho. Kepha ukubuyekezwa kwamakhasimende okujwayelekile akubhali. Ubelokhu ethatha i-oda lakho, uyakhohlwa futhi alinde, futhi imashi ye-shit njengephupho elibi.
"Sinawo wonke amabhokisi okudla" (futhi ubusifunile le mali?)
Yebo, le iPhone ingwevu. Njengobuso bakho. Impilo futhi ngokuvamile ayikhanyi ngopende. I-courier efanele ihlala inokungabaza. Mhlawumbe yena ngokwakhe wakhumbula ibhokisi ngokulisebenzisa kumshayeli webuseli. Ungavumi. Futhi mhlawumbe ibhokisi selivele selivele selivele. Kunoma ikuphi, konke kubhebhethekisi isitolo sakhe somdabu futhi nakanjani ngeke kushintshe noma yini."Yini okufanele uyihlole - yena iwaranti?" (Uma wonke umuntu ehlolwa, ngeke ngibe nesikhathi)
Ngayala amagajethi afanele kahle abathengi basezinkokhelo ezinamaholo acelwe ukuba abanikeze imizuzu emihlanu ukubheka. Kepha ukuthunyelwa kungumuntu othandana nakho. Uyaqiniseka ukuthi amakhasimende asazi ukuthi angayisebenzisa kanjani iMcBuck ne-Winkavo - futhi yini engingayiqonda emizuzwini emihlanu? Uma siphuze itiye i-Courier efaneleyo lizohlala liphendula ngokwenqaba: Ngokusobala, ufuna ukumfumbatha ngalesi sikhombisi sokudonswa kwenkunkuma ukuzungeza umzuzu owengeziwe we-test drive.
"Anginaso isikhathi" (cha, angikwazi ukulinda)
I-Courier ayinikezi kuphela izembozo zama-iPads, kodwa futhi nenjabulo, ukuthula nokuthula. Ngokuvamile cishe kufana noSanta Claus, udakiwe kuphela. Kuyamangaza ukuthi awukuqondi lokhu. Kodwa-ke, ngemali eyengeziwe, isilungele ukubuya emahoreni ambalwa noma - ngakho-ke ukuba - hlala imizuzu eyishumi ekuhambeni kwehhovisi lakho."Hhayi-ke, sahlobisa?" (Isikhala lapha)
Umsebenzi we-courier ukuthola imali kuwe nasesigibelweni. Ngaleso sikhashana, lapho uqeda ukuhoxisa unhlangothi lokugcina endaweni etholile, izingxoxo - ukube bebekhona - ukuyeka, ukumamatheka kuvuvukala. Shelela i-Courier Emuva: "Uxolo, benginephutha! Lesi akusona esiqandisini sami! " - ukubambiswa udonga. Uma kufanele abuyele kuwe futhi ukushintshanisa izimpahla, uzokwamukela imali ohambweni ezimbili, nokwaneliseka kokuziphatha.
"Anginakho ukulethwa" (uzwela ama-ruble angu-9, noma yini?)
Izifundo azikaze futhi zibe yimali. Njengoba ulethe i-pizza ama-ruble angama-400 futhi uthole izikweletu eziyinkulungwane, i-courier ngenhlonipho ngiyabonga futhi iqala ukudlulela ekuphumeni: mhlawumbe, la ngamathiphu. Imali yokusakaza iyaxoxisana kuphela nge-premium ebalulekile. Futhi lapho usuthole okuvunyelwene ngokunembe kakhudlwana: nangu uPimping."Yebo, ngendlela" (futhi nayinye ...)
Imvamisa, ukuthola inkokhelo, ukutholwa kanye nethiphu, ngokuphelelwa yisikhathi esisheshayo kuthola isikhathi, kanye nesimo "sokuxoxa". Uma lapha amakhono akho ehlangana - ngicebisa ngiyavuma. Ngaphezu kwe-Urban Baakeks, i-courier ingakunika imininingwane ewusizo ngomkhiqizo wayo (ngokwesibonelo, ukutshela ukuthi i-pizza ayikaze ifake kuphi umphetho). Futhi i-oda lakho elilandelayo kusuka kulesi sitolo se-inthanethi cishe lizofika ngesikhathi futhi liphelele.
Umbhali - Anya Toropova