Izithombe ziyaqhubeka nokubhala incwadi yenkomba ye-chubby "izinganekwane kanye nezinganekwane zabantu bezwe elingaphakathi." Namuhla, bafundi abathandekayo, sizosho ngomqondo onamandla kakhulu, ohlala ngokuqinile ngaphakathi kithi. Mayelana nonembeza.
Cha, akudingekile ukusho ukuthi abanye esakhiweni sonembeza wegodi. Unembeza konke. Kule nkinga. Ngoba unembeza unezwi. Futhi yena, uDamn, uthi.Kuhle kakhulu, King!
Ososayensi basaxabana ngokuthi bangakubona kanjani unembeza kakhulu. Ngenkathi kunencazelo enjalo yeKoriy: Unembeza unesidingo somuntu ukuba abe nesibopho sezenzo zawo, esazi ngomqondo wokunganakwa kwangaphakathi ekwephuleni imithetho yaso yokuziphatha. Kepha uma ucabanga, kuvela ukuthi unembeza uyikho konke. Ngaphandle kokubamba iqhaza kunembeza, singaphefumula kuphela, sishayele igazi emithanjeni, sithumele izifiso - kahle, ngokujwayelekile, ukwenza impilo egcwele ngokomzimba.
Futhi noma yiziphi ezinye izenzo - nakanjani noma yikuphi! - Kumele ivunyelwe okokuqala yinkosi yethu yangaphakathi. Cabanga nje? Uyasishayela! By the way, Mayelana ne-physiology - futhi lapha kunembeza wawela amatende akhe. Ngakho-ke kungani ungashayi umhlane wakho wabadlula emuva? Okufanayo.
Bathi inkosi ayilona iqiniso!
Ngomqondo - unembeza ubekelwe ngaphandle. Inhlangano, amasiko kanye ikakhulukazi nenkolo nakho konke lokhu kwayo "akukubulali, angebi, ungabe khwela ikhwela egumbini." Akunjalo Empeleni. Wonke umuntu uneKhodi Yabo Yangaphakathi, iningi lamazwi anembeza ahlabelela ukuhlangana. Ngakho-ke siyavuma ukuntshontsha, ake sithi akukuhle. Akubekwa kithi. Ukube bekungenzeka ukuthi kuphoqe, akekho noyedwa owayebiwe - enengqondo?Uyithumela kanjani inkosi encane ?!
Lapha, ngokwesibonelo, awuthandi umyeni wentombazane yakho. Futhi awufuni ukumbona ezansi kokuzalwa. Iqonde ukusho? Uzokhubekisa umuntu. Hlalani ukuthi konke kukhanseliwe? Ukuqamba amanga kubi. Ukubekezelela ukuba khona kwakhe? Yebo, nansi indlela yokuphuma! Shaz. Unembeza uhlebela ngokushesha ukuthi awukwazanga ukunqanda futhi uzenzele ukuthi uzokuhambisa ugwayi ebhodweni nge-ficus, futhi kuzoba ngu-Ah-yai. Akukuhle ukudelela! Futhi manje uchitha uhhafu wosuku ngempilo yakho eyingqayizivele ngokuvumelana ngandlela thile uvumelana nonembeza. Ukuze angakuluma.
Awuthuli njengesiqu, angikwazi ukusebenza komunye
Ngasikhathi sinye, uma ufaka isicelo kwiseluleko sakho esimweni esinzima - izothi okungenani into ebonakalayo. Izoqala ukuthela ubuciko, izikweletu, izichibiyelo kanye nezigaba ezingeziwe, bese ilayishwa kakhulu bese icisha. Futhi ufaka le portridge. Futhi-ke uyavuka futhi ecashile inamathela kuwe. Yini okufanele yenze nge-muffinny yakhe?Kwakukhona amademoni, akaziphiki. Kepha bayazimisela
Uma unembeza uyinika okuthile okubalulekile, kulula ukubona - yebo, bekuyicala. I-Fucking, ngiyaphenduka. Uma ubheka umuzwa wecala, unembeza uzokujabulela futhi uzokhipha ama-fangs angeziwe. Ubuthi. Ngoba ukusola abanye emaphutheni akho - akukuhle, oh Kuhle kangakanani.
Futhi usalwela isihloko esihlonishwayo sendlu yesiko eliphakeme lokuphila!
Kepha amalebula awadingi ukulekela bona. Kuliqiniso, isilingo sihle simemezele ngomuntu owesabeka kakhulu emhlabeni futhi sihlupheke kulo mcimbi. Kepha kuyadingeka ukuthi usho enye into: Abafileyo kuphela abayona iphutha, abamjuli. Abantu abaphilayo bayawenza amaphutha, lokhu kujwayelekile. Ungakhathazeka ngalokhu. Wazithela kuze kube phakade - cha.Ngabe uyakucasulwa, ukufa?
Ungawunaki umbuzo wami mayelana ne-rekhoda ye-tepi!
Ngeshwa, izwi lembeza unembeza alinakushukunyiswa aze adalule konke ukucatshangelwa kwawo okubalulekile. Akunasidingo sokucasha. Kunalokho okwenzeka ukuthi - unembeza, ake sithi, sikukhumbule nje ukuthi uphinde wakhetha umama. Futhi uma ungamlaleli - uzoqala ukukufihla iqiniso lokuthi wenza umama wami futhi afihle ikhanda esihlabathini njengento eyedlule. Lokhu akusisiphi isango.Abakwazi ukumemeza, kudala kufile
Kepha unembeza ungahle ubambeke lapho ekukhumbula ngezindaba zezinsuku ezedlule. Uma uziphatha kahle - unesithukuthezi futhi uyakunika ukuthumela. Mayelana nokuthi ibanga lesihlanu likhipha kanjani intombi phesheya. Ekekho neyodwa! Adubule ngesibindi, konke kuzophuma. Ekugcineni, khumbuza abantu ngamaphutha abo - futhi akukuhle. Yebo! Ukuze uzenzele ama-hatcheros angaphakathi - Unembeza ngokwawo ngokwawo ungunethele ekuziphatheni okungenamahloni.
Awuthandi, oh haltur!
Akunakwenzeka ukukhohlisa unembeza, ngeshwa. Qeda.O, yebo wena, impilo yakho, incane!
Yilokho okwenziwa yisiphambano se-Cross-Grading!
Ngeshwa, kunendlela eyodwa kuphela yokwenza izwi likanembeza livale nhlobo. Kuzofanele sibheke indlela yokuphuma esimweni esivinjelwe. Xolisani nicasulwe, khuluma iqiniso likhohliswe, njalonjalo. Uma isimo sifakiwe - kufanele uhlupheke kancane. Maye.Yebo, bazosika amakhanda nayo yonke ibhizinisi
Kodwa-ke, yonke into ayiyethusa kangako. Ufulawa kashona - into ayimnandi kakhulu, kepha ayibulawa. Kuzodlula.
Impilo enjani eyakho, inja ukukhathala!
Futhi uzolapheka, futhi uzokuphilisa nawe, futhi ngizongiphambulula
Futhi uma amathiphu angenhla engasizi, khona-ke lokhu akuyona unembeza. Lokhu sekuvele kumnandi. Nalokhu - kudokotela.
Yebo, u-Aufyderman, uBai omuhle, o-Orevuar, ngamafuphi, chao!
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