Isibukeli esinolwazi - fan enkulu yamafilimu mayelana nabafokazi. Ngakho-ke, ukhathele amadragons, asindile nabanye abafakizicelo be-Oscar, bafuna ngokulangazela ukubuka i-movie ngokuthathwa okulandelayo kweplanethi yethu yokubhekakade ukuze azenze kube mnandi. Isibukeli esinolwazi ngeke sifunde ukwesaba izifiso zakhe.
Umqhele, umchithi. I-intergalactic ngaphakathi kwe-ponener. Musa ukufunda uma ungathandi abaphangi.
Ehlathini lasekwindla ligijimisa umfundi osemusha wesikole esiphakeme-blonde, eshukumisa umshini ozenzakalelayo. Futhi lokhu, ukuze ungakungabazi, hhayi okuzenzakalelayo ngegesi. Ihlathi liphela ngokuzumayo, futhi ama-blonde aqakathekile edolobhaneni laseMelika ngemuva kwe-apocalyptic esitolo sasePostPocalypty American Store 24/7. Yehlisa amaphakethe we-Stew nama-bablogs, ama-heroine ethu azwa ngokuzumayo ngomsindo ovela ekhoneni, nokuholela okubi ebumnyameni ngokuzenzakalelayo eceleni okuzenzakalelayo. Ekhoneni kukhona umuntu onobukhulu obukhulu futhi aqondise isibhamu e-blonde.
Ukuthatha omunye komunye imizuzu nengxenye yesikrini "Phonsa izikhali - cha, uphonsa", amaqhawe eza endaweni yokuphela, kepha umfana unikezela. Iphonsa isibhamu futhi yelula i-sinus ngenye isandla. I-blonde ngokushesha ikhipha ithuba lokujika kwe-guy ekhanda futhi ithola ukuthi umfana wazama ukuthola isiphambano. I-heroine ibhekana, iKomidi Yomklomelo yeDarwin ihalalisa ihlombe.
Izitha.
"Ubani obengacabanga ukuthi ngizogijima ehlathini ngibulale abantu," igama lakhe lingu-Casey, ngokuzumayo othile kubalulekile) ngezwi lokunisela, "noma kamuva nje, konke bekuhlukile."
Isibukeli esinolwazi sigxile emcimbini omubi, sidlulisela ephathini ejwayelekile yentsha yaseMelika, lapho uCasey aphuza khona iqembu lebhola lezinyawo laseCaptain Imvamisa, izicucu ezinjalo ziphela ngokukhulelwa okungakahlelwanga, kepha konke kwaphela ngokuhlasela kwabafokazi.
Ekuqaleni, kwavela into enkulu insimbi yensimbi yalengiswa e-Oregon. Esikhundleni sokufunda kabusha iskripthi 'sosuku lokuzimela "kanye nocingo luzothuthumela, izakhamizi zibambelele esibhakabhakeni seviki lesibili.
Bese kwenzeka "igagasi lokuqala". Igagasi lokuqala linqunywe wonke ama-elekthronikhi abantu, kanye nengxenye yesintu yathuthumela ngokushesha esondweni. Elinye ikota lishone ngokulangazelela nokudumazeka ngenxa yokungenzeka kokukhipha i-smartphone. Bese kuthi-ke "igagasi lesibili" lafika, kulokhu - hhayi ukufaniswa.
Igagasi elikhulu elaletha wonke amadolobha asogwini eTartarara, iziqhingi ezincane futhi, kunjalo, eJapan. Ubuntu obusele bufake ama-pathos ngesihloko esithi "Ubuntu akukakakwazi ukunqoba, yebo, amasonto amabili ngaphambi kweCassiopeia Doom" nobuso obuncane.
Igagasi lesithathu lafika ngesimo somkhuhlane wezinyoni eGennometric, kukhipha imali encane kakhulu. Ngalesi sikhathi, uYise kaCasey wakhumbula umbono omusha - ukushiya indlu ekamu lababaleki. Hhayi-ke, ubani owesifazana futhi onezingane, bayaqonda ukuthi obaba nabo abanawo imibono emisha enjalo emakhanda.
Ekamu lababaleki lapho kumnandi - i-bonfire, itende, ukushushuluza izitofu. Bese kuthi lapho kugcwele izikhukhula - amasosha afika emishini yokusebenza ngokuzumayo. Futhi bathi - sizothatha wonke umuntu esisekelweni sempi eyimfihlo, ngokuphepha lapho. Kepha okokuqala kwezingane - ubuntu bunezinto eziza kuqala. Izingane zithathwe esikoleni (izimbotshana ezinolwazi ezihlangenwe nakho), futhi abantu abadala baqoqwa ndawonye ukuze bathole isithangami.
Umalume wezempi elikhulu wathi - abangane bami abahlangane, sizoba negagasi lesine. Abafokazi sebephakathi kwethu - bangabubona. Sifunde izingane ukuthi zihlole, kepha abantu abadala - hhayi kangako. Ngakho-ke, ngiyaxolisa, awuyi ezinganeni, uzoba nokuhlukaniswa okuncane lapha. Abantu abadala baqala ukuvala okuncane, khona-ke amasosha akhungathekile adubule wonke umuntu esihogweni. Isibukeli esinolwazi sisheshe sasikhumbuza sokuthi amasosha kufanele athi: "Mnumzane, yebo, mnumzane," hhayi "ukuba" sinesibhamu. "
UCasey, owadlula ngaphesheya komfowabo omncane futhi wabe sekwephuze ibhasi, njengoba ibutho elinamandla liyababaza ubaba onamandla, futhi i-post-factum iya ebusuku, i-SOBS, ithatha umshini emishini yempi yempi kuphela futhi iya esisekelweni sempi eyimfihlo ngezinyawo. Ngoba wathembisa umfowabo ibhere.
Ngaleso sikhathi, esisekelweni sezempi esiyimfihlo, izingane zibonisa njengabafokazi (zibukeka njengezibungu zomunye umuntu, ngendlela, umklami wafunda i-copy-eyedlule), faka ama-chip angenayo entanyeni futhi abike ukuthi, bantwana, yithemba lokugcina kwesintu. Ngakho-ke, manje bazofundiswa ukubadubula balwe, bese bethunyelwa ngokumelene nebutho labafokazi.
Izingane zidangele ngandlela thile, kepha izwi labantu abadala abalulekile livela ukuba liqine kunanoma ngubani: "Malume, ngiyaxolisa ngokudabukisayo, futhi niphilile nhlobo?" Umfowethu omncane uCasey ufundiswa futhi ukudubula nokulwa, useneminyaka eyisishiyagalombili, umfokazi, othuthumelayo. Futhi umkhuzi wegatsha likaMfowethu Casey yizifo ezixakile ukuthi ukaputeni weqembu lesikole elibizwa ngokuthi uBen, u-Casey inecly Kadriri ekuqaleni.
Umalume wezempi omkhulu utshela izingane ukuthi, ngokobuhlakani, igagasi lesihlanu lizovela usuku nosuku. Isibukeli esinolwazi sicabanga i-Brave American Scout, ezulazula emkhunjini wokuhamba ngezinyawo, izibungu ngokungenacala nge-paratrooper kanye ne-paratrooper kanye negagasi lokuhlola - igagasi lesihlanu lizovela usuku nosuku, futhi, By the way, Maidi, Mina, Mina, Mina, kubonakala sisondele kakhulu. "
UCasey uqhubeka umgwaqo omkhulu, ngokudabukisayo ubheka i-cozoi yezimoto lapho edutshulwa. UCasey ukhipha i-automata esitheni esisolwa ngokusolwa phansi futhi alahlekelwe ukuqaphela.
Umalume wezempi omkhulu wazisa amaphayona amaqhawe alolo ososayensi abakwaziyo ukusungula izigqoko zokuzivikela lapho ezinye ziqokonswe khona ziluhlaza. Manje lezi zigqoko zokuvikela izigqoko zidinga ukuhlolwa, phambili, izingane, indawo azalelwa kuyo ngeke zikukhohlwe.
UCasey uza ne-bandgeged ne-dropper esandleni sakhe. Leli yiNkosana enhle ngegama, kubonakala sengathi, yaton. Thatha futhi usindisiwe. UCasey Prince Okokuqala akathembi, bese wethemba, ngoba muhle kakhulu.
Isikhulu siyabangela ukuba senze uCasey kumfowabo, kepha asibuzi kakhulu ukubala kakhulu umzalwane ayaphila. UCasey uthi anginendaba, ngaya, ngathembisa ibhere.
Ababulali abancane basuka esisekelweni sempi eyimfihlo (ekhanyiselwe ngokuphelele, kunjalo) ema-helikopta, ehlome amazinyo. Izingane ezitshalwe esicini sedolobha, lapho zidubula khona nabaphikisi, ziqokonswe luhlaza. Ngasikhathi esithile, kwathola intombazane ephuma eqenjini liyakhumbula ukuthi konke lokhu kuyisiwula ngandlela thile. Isibukeli esinolwazi naye siyavuma ngokuphelele.
I-Girl-goth ithi - uNunafig, ngiyadideka. Donsela i-chip entanyeni yakho bese ugcizelela ngokushesha okuluhlaza. Ukaputeni weqembu lebhola uBen wasehlile phansi akhiphe eyakhe. Futhi kuqokomisa okuluhlaza. Akunandaba, - memeza uBen, - luhlaza - lezi azihlukile, ziluhlaza ngabantu. Labo abangenayo chip. Sikhohlisiwe, amasosha - iCochahi, sadubula abantu, amasosha abafokazi, kanye negagasi lesihlanu yimina.
Izingane zinikela ngokulahla kanye nokuhlukaniswa kwezihlahla, kepha uBen washiya umfowabo omncane kaCasey ngesisekelo somfowethu omncane - ngokusobala, akafuni ukuthatha umuntu ngaphandle kwebhere le-teddy. Ngakho-ke, uBen ubuyela ukukhipha ilungu leqembu lakhe, ngakho-ke ungukaputeni omuhle.
Ngaleso sikhathi, uCasey ulala nesikhulu esihle kakhulu esisesikhundleni esiwile, bese kuba khona ngokuzumayo athola ukuthi uhlukile. Kepha isikhulu sithi - angihlukile, bengikhona, kodwa ngangihlangana nawe futhi ngabona ukuthi hlobo luni lothando. Manje ngingumuntu. Ngikholwe. UCasey akakholelwa futhi ngokuziqhenya ushiya ubusuku, isibukeli esinolwazi sigula ngokushesha emgodini. Izinzwa esibukeni esinolwazi noma esihogweni.
Umalume wezempi oyinhloko, ohlukile, ekhombisa uBen emanzini ahlanzekile avela ku-pollink futhi azokwenza. Kepha isisekelo sempi esiyimfihlo siqala ukuqhuma, futhi kufika engqondweni (noma abanakho ngempela lapho) umuntu ohlasela isisekelo. Owayezocabanga.
UBen, usebenzisa ithuba lesiphithiphithi, agijima nobuso bakaCasey, amagagasi ngokuzenzakalelayo kanye ne-teddy bear. Babambisana, bathola uCasey omncane kaMfowethu, zama ukugijima, kepha bababamba. Futhi lapho yonke into ilahlekile, izibungu zesihambi, eyayithanda futhi yaba yindoda. Izibungu zawo wonke ama-win kanye nentengo yempilo yakhe ziqhuma isisekelo.
Kodwa-ke, umkhathi wezempi oyinhloko uthuke ngokuzolile futhi uzama nokudubula endizeni enophephela emhlane wama-runaway amaqhawe. Kusuka ekufeni okusondele, basindisa intombi kaGoth eyayingebuyisi lutho eJeep. Ngoba ama-goth awalahlwanga.
Blackout.
UCasey omncane kaMfowethu uCasey ulala ethendeni embonweni. UBen noCasey babheke omunye nomunye ngencazelo. Amantombazane goth agibela amehlo akhe esibhakabhakeni kanye namaphupho wesikhathi lapho ungahlangana khona nabangane abajabulisayo emathuneni bese ubizelwa nguSathane.
Eminye, "kusho uCasey ngezwi le-Offshore," Ithemba likholelwa ubuthakathaka bethu. Banephutha. Ithemba yinto ezokuvumela ukuthi sinqobe.
Izingane zimamatheka futhi ziphuza amanzi abilayo kusuka kuma-iron mugs. Isibukeli esinolwazi siletha izinyembezi ezikhuphukile futhi siqonda ukuthi i-cant eyinhloko yefilimu ayilona ipulazi. Ijekethi enkulu ukuthi ifilimu ibidubula i-Columbia Piccherni, futhi kwadingeka isuse i-Disney. Uma izingane ezisekhefuni phakathi komugqa othomathikhi zihlabelele futhi zidansa - zizohle.
Edwetshwe izibungu zomunye umuntu: Alexander Smilanskaya
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