Wonke umuntu uyazi ukuthi abafana bangempela abadali, musa ukukhalela futhi ungabeki ikhekhe. Abafana bangempela bahola i-Porsche ngesokunxele esisodwa, bangelwa i-blonde yomunye umuntu futhi ngasikhathi sinye bathola imali ngezwi elimnandi. Ama-pops abo aqinile njenge-walnut Krakatuk, izikhali ezikhanyayo, futhi azesabi lutho.
Cishe ngale ndlela eboniswa ngamadoda angempela kuma-movie apakisha iHollywood, e-bolivood, kanye nokhuni oluthuthukile ukuze kuvalwe ubuchopho obusebulinganisweni obungakalingani. Eqinisweni, le ndoda, kunjalo, yesaba. Ukusuka "Umama uzoshisa" ku "Kungani uhambe?". Ngobubi obubi, ukufumbathisa kanye namalitha ayisishiyagalombili eChivas Rigala, izithombe zaqoqa ukukhethwa okuphelele kakhulu kokwesaba kwabesilisa.
Ubusuku bokuqala. "Iso lamehlo, izinyo, ummbila, i-bikini zone, inhliziyo." Ngamanye amagama - ukwesaba odokotela.
Umuntu wezinto ezivuselelayo ze-mugagatias zinxusa odokotela kuphela ngemuva kokubona umhubhe okhanyayo, futhi ekugcineni kwakhe ukuqubuka kwakhe okungcolile. Lokho kusho konke. Esikhathini sonke isikhathi aphuza, adla, aqambe amanga, ukwethuka ... akukabiki. I-RIP.
Ubusuku busesibili. "Angifuni ukushada, ngakho-ke uViktor Petrovich akashadanga kwezezimali."
Inothi elinengqondo, elivela kuViktor Petrovich iminyaka selivele liyishumi njengoba isihlabathi samanga futhi unesibindi, i-furunhuvosis kanye nekhala eligijimayo, indoda ayisabeli. Indoda ayithandi ukuziqhenya. Okokuqala, kuyabiza, okwesibili awusoze wazi ukuthi kuzokhula kumkakhe. Ngathatha i-nymph entekenteke ngezwi lekristalu, futhi kwadingeka nginciphise ngokunalo ngakunye ngokwami kanye nezifiso ezifanayo.
Okwesithathu. "Gerontology. Ingabe kukhona impilo emva kwamashumi amathathu, amashumi amane, amashumi amahlanu, ayisithupha - yebo ukhuluma ngani? ". Umane wesabe ukuguga.
Cabanga, lokhu kusengaphambili kokuguga ngama-botoks ahambe? Yebo, kumakwe. "Doo, bakhuluma ngamazwi amukele amadoda, njengoba uJack Nicholson enza ukuba amakhulu, futhi aqediwe kithi, aqine." Futhi bona bacindezelwe yisithombe esisha esimanzi esisha se-silvio berlusconi, futhi, silahlekelwe ama-sneaker, gijimana naye kumuntu onamagama athi "engiseminyakeni wakhe - kuphela!"
Ubusuku obune. "Tagaianka, ngingumuntu owayekade engakufi."
Kusukela lapho ngokwesikhathi sethu izimayini zezilwane ezincelisayo futhi zithola imali kwesinye isikhathi zihambisana nokuqhekeka kwekhodi yobugebengu kanye noMthethosisekelo kanye nomthethonqubo kanye nengozi ngayinye inobungozi. Mhlawumbe lokhu kuyachazwa, ekuqaleni nje, endle ngokuphelele, isifiso sabantu ukulalela uChanson nokubuka, ngokwesibonelo, "Brigade-2, indlalifa".
Ubusuku besihlanu. "
strong>Kanjani - uNafig? " Noma ukuthi ungaphila kanjani uma unganaki konke.
Ubusuku busemsuka kusukela ngesikhathi sohlelo lwakudala lomphakathi. Ngezinye izindlela, abantu besilisa kufanele babonwe, balalele futhi bakhethe. Ngaphandle kwalokho, umuntu omile, uyakhathalela, ahlukane ngaso eduzane nangomphumela. Uyakudinga?
I-ExIxmill yesithupha. "Futhi unayo yonke i-spin white" noma ihlazo lomphakathi.
Abesilisa bahlelwe kangangokuba bayesabeka kakhulu ukuhlala emgodini kunabesifazane. Bayesaba ukukhohlwa amazwi okupela engqungqutheleni, iculo ezilalelini noma amagama athi "izihlakala uqobo", athi ngesithandwa sakhe. Ngenxa yalokho, singaphetha ngokuthi izaga mayelana namazolo kaNkulunkulu eza nabesifazane.
Ubusuku obusuku. "Impumulo yaseFrance egijimayo."
Yebo Yebo. Amadoda nawo asaba ukugula ngezifo ezihehayo. Futhi khuluma nale ngqimba ye-screepeis, kusukela eminyakeni isuka kwabayishumi egcekeni, "kusetshenzwa abafana asebekhulile." Ngakho-ke, omunye umfana osezingeni eliphakeme atshelwe ukuthi ahlaselwe esidlangalaleni ekuphepheni emakamelweni, edlula inkonzo ephuthumayo embuthweni wamasosha, ngesikhathi sokuhlolwa kwamathebula aseceleni kombhede. UMajor, owayethanda ukukhuluma i-vitiyevato, wavula itafula lakhe eceleni kombhede, futhi, enomona ngezintuthwane, imvuthuluka kanye nezintuthwane ezibomvu, wakhala: "Hawu, horror, gonococci!"
Ubusuku obukhulu besishiyagalombili. "I-PoleStoy" noma "kepha ngubani okudingayo nhlobo, le nge-viagra."
Uma, kunqatshelwe, othile uzokhuluma ngalolu lubi olubulalayo, amadoda ayisishiyagalolunye kwayishumi angqongqoza etafuleni, anciphise, aphenduke amakhiwane, azoshintsha azohlasela, esikhundleni sokuthi ahlasele kothile uBabam. Naive.
Ubusuku obusesishiyagalolunye. "Amathambo egumbini."
Abesifazane, khumbula, baqamba amanga konke. Ngenxa yezizathu ezahlukahlukene, kepha namanje. Uma uzizwa umuhle endodeni, ingatholakala kuyo: isidlo, iphakethe lamakhondomu, uthando lwamakati, isithombe se-sasha grey noma ifoni yesibili. Thembela, njengoba besho, kepha hlola. Ngokuvamile, abesilisa - lezo zinqamula. Kepha ziyefana nabantu, hhayi emasolini e-Universal. Futhi, ngendlela, amaphupho amabi angenhla angenangqondo. Ubusuku obubi kakhulu obutshela umklami wethu. Wabubula kakhulu, wagoqa izandla zakhe esiswini sakhe, embozwe imihuzuko ende eyinqaba efana neyabanye ukukhala, bahlebeza: "Okubi kakhulu ukuthi ikati ligula i-Otitis lapho edonsa endlebeni yakhe."
