Umhlaba wonke ugqoke ama-introverts. Ah, inhlangano ecashile yokomoya! Ah, isidingo sokuba nesizungu nokucabanga! O, ufulawa wokuhlalisana! Eqinisweni, umhlaba wathengwa kumaqhinga ashibhile we-Misanthropov. Uma umuntu empeleni ehlupheka, kuyinto extressvert.
1. Osebenza naye usebenza kuma-headphone. Njalo. "Njalo" kwaqala lapho ushintshele kulo mnyango futhi uvele uxoxe kancane naye, ukuze i-dude iphumule.
2. Lapho udinga ukukhala eVest, kungcono ukuthi lezi zinto eziningi kakhulu ziye zaba khona kakhulu. Okungenani ezintathu. Futhi akukho lutho oluyi-hysterical, awudaluli nje kuwe imizwa eminingi.
3. Umngani wakho omkhulu uyavuma ukuthi ngezikhathi ezithile ufuna ukukudubula ngenxa yomkhuba wakho, bamba umkhono we-Sleeve.
4. Lapho ufika ekhaya, uthele iwayini futhi uphumule uphumule esihlalweni, kubale ingxoxo emincane, umndeni wakho uthi akanaso isimo sephathi.
5. Usikisela njalo ukuthi kufanele uzizwe unamahloni noma ihlazo ngenxa yokuthi anangqondo ukuba sendaweni yokubuka.
6. Lapho umuntu enikela ukuchitha ubusuku obuzolile, uyakujabulela ukwenza iklabhu ebusuku buthule. Ama-nightclub amathathu noma amane athule kakhulu.
7. Lapho uthatha izwi ku-glider, wonke umuntu uqala ukujaha futhi adwebe ukudonswa kwezinhloso, njengokungathi ikhefu lenzekile.
8. Ozakwabo ku-Smoker ngesikhathi sokubukeka kwakho khumbula ngokuzumayo ukuthi kuyadingeka ukwenza ucingo oluphuthumayo.
9. Izwi lakho libizwa ngephutha elikhulu, yize lijwayelekile. Izwi elijwayelekile lendoda ethandekayo.
10. Ngesikhathi sasemini, uzwakalise ukuvezwa kokuthinta ukuthi ungqongqoza phansi ipuleti phansi. Futhi akekho, ngokujwayelekile, akumangazi.
11. Ungukuphela kwevoti lomsebenzi weqembu egumbini elilodwa, alihlukaniswa nalezi zithakazeli ze-sulk ezimbi.
12. Idumela leqembu labantu liyinsizakalo embi lapho abangane bakho benquma ukukubiza ngamaqembu e-disdicker. Ulala kanjani? - Bahlala bamangala.
13. Kwesinye isikhathi uthenga izibuko ukuze uqondanise ama-stereotypes bese ubukeka uhlakaniphile, njengawo wonke lawa ma-lovererts.
14. Kuphela kanye nawe ubudlelwano obuqala ngegama elithi "Ekugcineni, kukhona, nobani okufanele ngikhulume" futhi baqede ibinzana elithi "Angikwazi ukufaka igama!"
15. Ukhokha okuningi ngogesi, ngoba awukwazi ukulala wedwa futhi kuhlale kuphoqelelwa ukuthi kubuyiswe i-TV.
16. Lapho uzibiza ngokuthi uyisidlali esihle seqembu, ozakwabo bashintshanisa ukumamatheka. Futhi yena, emaphepheni nasemakhanda.