Ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, i-cunning subcocs yanoma iyiphi intombazane yabantu abadala iza esiphethweni sokuthi izinhlobo ezahlukene ze-hysterics, imizwa engeyinhle ne-chandra yesizini ingeyena i-samurai yangempela. I-samurai yangempela kufanele ihlupheke ukuze uSakura agobe, futhi emthambekeni kaFuji uprofeta kancane ezolimo ezinkulu.
Emva kwalokho, ukucasuka okucashile ezihlahleni futhi kulindile, kwalenga, umcimbi othile obalulekile onesibonakaliso soMunu. Indoda yajikijela emsebenzini, noma isibuko ibonakalisa amanoni (noma oh, Nkosi, mdala!) Isiwula. Isizathu asibalulekile lapha, into esemqoka ukuthi kunjalo. Lapho eselindile kuze kube yilapho intombazane ilungele onqenqemeni lokudangala kwezwe okubizwa ngokuthi "konke kwanyamalala", ukuvela kokuqonda kuyaphuma futhi kumnika ukukhahlelwa okunamandla okuvela ezindaweni ezivela ngemuva. Futhi i-rubarem yentombazane iqala phansi. Ufuna ukwazi - unjani ngosuku lwentombazane? Yebo, kanjena.Umthetho 1. Izincwadi ezidabukisayo
Uma intombazane iphakama isidingo sokufaka inethiwekhi futhi ikhiqize i-kilobyte snot engamashumi amahlanu akukho okuphansi kwangempela. Noma ngabe umbhalo uboniswa isithombe ngesipinjana esikhalayo. Ngezansi - yilapho intombazane iqala khona i-snot yakhe emithanjeni. Kungukuthi, uma uvuselela okwakho ekuseni, i-Facebook futhi ubone umphakathi uthole izinkondlo zami ezibhaliwe ezinemilolozelo enemilolozelo enemilolozelo enemilolozelo enemilolozelo enemilolozelo "Ubuhlungu - IDECOM", khona-ke ezansi sekusondele. Uma la mavesi ebonakala emuhle kuwe, khona-ke lokhu kungukuphela.Umthetho 2. u-ayisikhilimu
Alto i-ayisikhilimu uqobo, njengekhambi elingabizi kakhulu futhi elikhubazekile le-handra, akulona uphawu lokuzaselwa okuzayo. Phansi kulapho usesitayeni esidala ngezinwele ezingashintshiwe okhuphukayo kusofa, uvula i-TV ne-zerit. Sean isipuni esikhulu. Ungabi nokunambitha. Ngaphezulu. Futhi awuboni ukuthi i-hube enkulu kathathu ingenalutho kanjani.Umthetho 3. Dorama
Ukubhukuda ngaphezulu kwe-Titanic ingeyezingane, emo kanye nase-EMO Kids. "Intombazane ephansi" ebheke phansi "ubukele ama-doramas aseKorea. Ngolunye usuku ngosuku olulodwa. Abantu esibukweni baphinde baphinde baphinde baphinde bakhale, bamemeza, bememeza, bememeza futhi bewe phansi, bome ngemilenze emifushane, evuthiwe. Engqondweni efanele nememori ye-sober kudla lo mkhiqizo womkhakha wamafilimu ngokuphelele. Kepha intombazane iyadla futhi ayinikezi. Futhi akulula ukungakunikeli, kepha futhi u-ayisikhilimu ovela eZhban.Act 4. Podmychi
Intombazane kalula ingahle ingashintshi izinyawo zakhe - ubusika, ubuvila, ngeke ngithole ucansi namhlanje, ngizophumelela kusasa nokunye. Akukhulumi lutho nhlobo ngesimo sakhe sengqondo. Kepha ama-armpits ... ama-armpits angavulwanga ubuso be ntombazane. Abafana abaqondi lo mbala omncane phakathi kwe-arpits nemilenze, ehlukaniswe yi-kathathu elivela eVest, kepha amantombazane azizwa kahle.Umthetho 5. Izinkunzi
Uma intombazane ibhema, bese iwela phansi, iyeka ukungabi nalutho futhi igeze umhlonyane. Ngisho nasebusuku. Manje le ntombazane ayinasimbozo sembozo yokulala esindayo i-amber kusuka ku-cigarette izinkundla zobude obuhlukile. Futhi amakholomu ampunga alotha ngokukhethekile ahlakazeke e-ashtray afanekisela, ngokusobala, indlwana ngokwakhe, alungele ukubhidlizwa othulini ekuthintweni, kodwa kungani kukhona inkukhu yenkukhu. Uma intombazane ingabhemi, khona-ke angabukeka njengendlela yokugcina umbhede wemvuthuluka. Noma asebenzise izinduku zephepha le-snot.Umthetho 6. Isiqandisi esingenalutho
Amantombazane ngosizi, njengomthetho, zama ukuzikhandla nganoma yikuphi okulimazayo, kepha okumnandi. Intombazane ngosuku ikholelwa ukuthi akukho phuzu ekudleni, ngoba ukufa, isihogo kanye nofulawa waphakade. Ekuqaleni kohambo oluya ezansi efrijini yentombazane, kusenokwenzeka ukuthola izinsalela eziphithizelayo ze-ayisikhilimu cranberry. Kepha ngesonto, omunye - konke. Ukudla - ungokwalabo abangakaze bakuqonde lutho. Esikhundleni sokuba, intombazane kusukela manje ilandele ukuphuza.Yenza 7. utshwala
Intombazane ephansi (sizokhumbuza - phambilini washayela ezilamlweni zeChampagne) akushintshi ezintweni ezincane. Futhi-ke - vodka. Akukho ukuthembela entombazaneni, isebenzisa utshwala obuqinile njengesidakamizwa. Ngoba, awekho amandla okuhlola ukubheka okuxakile kwalawa matshe ampunga ezansi kweGage. Ngiya entombazaneni, sizokhumbuza, ayithengi, ngakho-ke ngamanzi amnandi anamanzi ampompi.Act 8. Isandla sesibili
Ukujula kokuwa kwentombazane kulingana ngqo nezinga leleveli yobusuku bezingubo zakhe zasekhaya. Zonke izihlalo zePeignoirs, Silk, Satin nePink Pajama ibhulukwe "Hallow, kitty" iya ekuvinjelweni. Ikhodi yokugqoka yalowo owakhileyo phansi isho ukubulawa okunonya kwabantu besifazane kanye nokubinda. I-sweatshi yasendulo kanye namabhulukwe e-draine anama-scuffs akhishwe emhlabeni wekhabethe.Umthetho 9. Ukuqomisana Site
Ngakho-ke, le ntombazane yafaka i-rubshon, yasusa izitaki ezimbalwa, yageza ngamanzi, yanciphisa i-handercherch - ukuthi iyaphi? Intombazane ayinalutho futhi inesizungu efulethini elibandayo, kodwa ngekhulu leminyaka yobuchwepheshe obuphakeme - akunandaba. "U-şefik han uzinwebile," kusho isiza sokuthandana nezwi likagesi elithambile. Futhi isizungu siba khona kakhulu njengenhloso yokugcina lapho usezansi.Act 10. Izinyathelo Eziyishumi Zenjabulo Nokuvumelana Kwangaphakathi
Lesi yisigaba sokugcina. Kubi kakhulu kunotshwala kanye nabalandeli abamnyama abamnyama. Intombazane iqala ukufunda iphepha lokungcola kwengqondo. Kubhaliwe, njengomthetho, inkosi efanelwe kahle yesigaba sesihlanu sendawo ye-Space Lunar Psychology, izolo ithengiswe ngamaqhude enziwe ngokhuni eKhimki. Futhi, lokho kuyisici, le ntombazane iyazibona ngamaqhawe asobala nemicabango evezwe ephepheni elisezingeni eliphakeme (indawo yamahhala yabantu) yemicabango ibonakala ezambuzweni zalo. Intombazane yacabanga ukuthi ifinyelele ezansi, yabe isingqongqoza phansi. Isibonakaliso esisodwa noma ezimbili zithinta intombazane yakho ejwayelekile? Wayedinga ngokushesha i-psychoocter. Ngokwesiko asinalo ngemfashini ye-Psychoecocol, evunyelwa ngokuphelele - indawo yamanje ayilashwa ngemishwana "Bambelela", "zithathe ukukopela".