Ngenkathi imizuzu epholile emashumi amane iyashisa inkanyezi yezindaba zesikole uVasya Pupkin, siphakamisa ukuthi ubukeke futhi uhlukanise abazali abakhona. Isibonelo, bala usuku lwabo lokuzalwa ngokuya ngokuziphatha - ibhola lethu lomlingo ngeke liqambe amanga!
Upspicorn
UCapricorn akahlali emhlanganweni, oh cha! Uthola imibono yokuthuthukisa uhlelo lwesikole, isikulufa isembozo esibuyayo sedeski noma sihlikihla ibhodi ukusuka eshidini. Amazinyo. Uma ufuna ukuwufaka kuze kube phakade - Khetha isahluko seKomidi Lesibali: Le comibical lezomnotho elivela eShit kanye ne-Stick ama-kopeck amathathu azothuthukisa izipho ezihle kakhulu zothisha, futhi onikele uzokwenza ukulungiswa ekilasini lakho futhi uthenge ukuthuthuka Izinzuzo ezivele zifinyelela ebangeni le-11.
I-Aquarius
I-Aquarius emhlanganweni wabazali kulula ukubala iqiniso lokuthi yena, uBitch, ohlale wazi ukuthi konke kufanele kube kanjani. Ngabe ushadile, unamathela ekubukeni kukaMakarenko ngokunyusa? PF, Age Age! Futhi yini isidlo sakho sakusihlwa egumbini lokudlela? Iphalishi? Cha, kahle, ubani opheka kakhulu! Ekugcineni, uyakwazi ukwenza wonke umuntu ngezincomo zawo ezicindezelayo ukuthi ngisho nothisha wethule wokucula usekulungele ukumbamba emgodini ovela eVertium. I-Aquarius isindisa ubuhle bayo bemvelo kanye ne-lung amber ngemuva izolo.
Bhibhiya
Izinhlanzi zihleli eqoqweni lamanzi athule nangaphansi kotshani, ngoba azenzi ngempela nhlobo ukuthi zenzani lapha nokuthi bakulethe kuphi. "Abantu, ungubani?" - Kufundwa ngamehlo amakhulu wezinhlanzi kumbuzo munce. Ngakho-ke ngokulalela futhi balindela buthule ukuphela kokuphela komhlangano kuze kube yilapho amanzi edlula emanzini, acasukile, ngendlela yabo, igazi labo. Ngemuva kwalokho bavuleka ngomlomo oshaka ngokuzumayo bese beluma bonke abenzi bokubi abanezingxenye ezibalulekile zomzimba, ngemuva kokufunda inkulumo emfishane, kodwa engokomzwelo yokuthi anephutha kanjani.
Ama-aries
Uma umama omncane onobuhle, othule futhi onesizotha we-petit ivanov kungazelelwe uphumula ophondweni kuya empini futhi, ephula ihembe elimhlophe esifubeni sakhe, lapho impela i-foam emlonyeni atshela i-mariovna, lapho impela uMaryvan kufanele ahambe khona, uyazi LOKHO OKUFANELE UQEQESHE KOMHLANGANO WOKUGCINA UMOMO MOM-ARIES. Izindaba Ezinhle - UMaryvannu ngemuva kokusebenza kwama-Aries, ungathatha ifudumele nentambo kuyo. Kubi - Ama-Aries angangena emugqeni futhi agijime ukuhambisa umfutho wokuzondwa kwe-asphalt. Ngemuva kwalokho umhlangano uzokuhudula.
isitho
Abazali - abakwaTeltsy bathumela kothisha bezikole ekujezisweni kwezono. KuTaurus, ngokuphelele ngokuhleleka kwezinto, kwaqhakaza umnyango wothisha, kuphakamise ummese emmese, wephule "isiNgisi" ngesithende esingenalutho, bese uhlala ngobumnene emaphethelweni esihlalo nangobumnene uthi sawubona. Izingane Zezinganekwane - cishe okuwukuphela kwezingane ezingadingi masinyane kubo umfowethu omdala. Ngoba ngaphandle komfowethu osekhulile kuphuma kahle. Ama-hooligans ahlonishwe, futhi izwi elithuthumela lendawo elivela ngaphansi kwetafula lihlebeza: "Annaivanovna, ngingathumela umfana wakho kuma-Olimpiki, uhlakaniphile, uhlakaniphile."
Amawele
Amawele akhathele ngokushesha ukudluliselwa kunoma ngubani ongadingi izinto futhi ahlole futhi athathe leli cala ezandleni zawo. Kuphela baqiniseka kakhulu ngumhlangano wabazali ukuthi iziqu eStripteache-Club ngeBlackjack kanye namaSluts ziyindlela epholile kunazo zonke, ecabanga ngokweqiniso. Kepha-ke - ngemuva kwemizuzu emihlanu - bangaya komunye umkhawulo, zicabange ngokwasesibili uMaria Montessori noMama Teresa kumuntu oyedwa bese beya eCrusade yokugeza izingane elahlekile nge-algebra. Yini into emnandi kakhulu: qaphela lokhu kujabulisa kakhulu.
Umdlavuza
Umdlavuza ufika emhlanganweni onohlu lwezinkinga zangaphambi kokulungiswa, konke ngendlela enemininingwane kuqoshwa ukuthi eminyakeni emihlanu kucaciswe kakhulu ngesikhathi kuhlanganiswa umlutha, noma ngabe yonke imigomo itholile. Ubuchopho bothisha bengqondo, ukuthola imininingwane emincane kakhulu yekharikhulamu, ukwakheka kwezwe lonke kwekilasi, umlutha wezepolitiki we-pedacral futhi ngasikhathi sinye ushukumisela izingxabano ngokusongela ukuthi konke kuyesaba. Abanye othisha abangazinzile bavuma ngisho nokuzwakala kuWhatsapp, umbiko ngamunye ngomdlavuza esifundweni, kuphela lokho ngemuva.
ibhubesi
Ibhubesi linesifiso semihlangano yabazali kuphela uma sebekhuluma ngalokho ingane yakhe enhle, enethalente, emangalisayo futhi engcono kunabo bonke, amathalente ahlonishwayo anezinyoni ezithandekayo. Uma kungekho lesi sihloko ku-ajenda hhayi kusengaphambili, ibhubesi liqala ukuphutha, futhi ibhubesi elinesithukuthezi lithi, ngiyaxolisa, iBabzda. Izohlela isekethe, i-carousel, izogxuma ngokusebenzisa ama-hoops avuthayo futhi ihlanganiswe ne-chalk, imile ekhanda lami, - bheka, bathi, ngangokunokwenzeka! Lapho inala yokubonakalisa, yenza iHeratin bonke abanye. Ukuqoqwa Parental? Cha, akezwanga.
Uhlobo lwentombanoginyo
Uma umdlavuza ufika emhlanganweni onohlu lwemibuzo, khona-ke into ntombi nto ihlukaniswe yizifundo futhi aphawulwe ngokuya ngokubaluleka kombala ohlukile. Mhlawumbe lona kuphela umzali emhlabeni owazi kahle ukuthi ingane yakhe yagcina ehlobo, izokwenza kulo nyaka wezifundo futhi izovikela nini ukumelana nayo. Odokotela, kunjalo. Futhi ngasikhathi sinye ugcina endaweni ephephile i-dossier ephephile ngokulandelana kwezinhlamvu zamagama athi bonke othisha, abazali bamakilasi, umqondisi, amakhanda, ukuhlanza kanye noNgqongqoshe Wezemfundo. Ngoba kukho konke kufanele kube nomyalo.
Isobho
Isisindo asikwazi ukuhoxisa ngisho nendaba ephelele yothisha wekilasi mayelana nokuthi i-choo ayithandayo kanjani ihlelwe ngayo i-arson, isikhukhula, umqhudelwano we-poker, umqhudelwano we-poker, i-poker strip ohlanganyelwe namabanga okuqala ejimini. Ukuphela kwento - kungabuzwa ukuthi ngubani ophumelele nokuthi ibhange lalichithwa. Ngakho-ke emhlanganweni wabazali, uma befika lapho, izikali zibandakanyeka ezindabeni zazo, ngaphandle kokuphazanyiswa yizo zonke izinhlobo zezinto ezincane, ngoba ngaphandle kwanoma yini othisha kanye nemihlangano yazi ukuthi konke kulungile, "ikhofi" I-Whisky "- owesilisa uhlobo, kanye nencazelo -" shit "kanye" noMnyango Wezemfundo ".
Scorpio
Emihlanganweni yabazali, uScorpio uvela kuphela lapho usongo lokuncishiswa okuvela enganeni kusuka esikoleni ukubheka emehlweni alezo zididizo ezingenakubonga ubuhlakani be-scorpion ye-chad futhi ubone amandla amakhulu kuwo. Hhayi-ke, futhi niqalekisa ngawo wonke ama-gypsy ajwayelekile aqala ngedolo lesikhombisa. Kulesi sifuba ngakho-ke amakhosi, futhi amandla athuthukiswa kaninginingi yimvelo yobuzali - into embi. Kepha uma uthembisa ukuthi emhlanganweni kuzoba neChardonnone ebandayo kanye nengxoxo mayelana nama-aesthetics we-gegel ngasekupheleni kwesikhathi-ke ithuba lokuwathola okungenani uhhafu wehora, likhula kaningi. Nesihogo kanye naye, neHegel, kepha uChardon kuzofanela anikeze.
Sagittarius
ISagittarius ingudonga lomzali, ngakho-ke kuza emhlanganweni womzali zonke izingalo: I-Mathematics idonsa i-brandy yakhe ethandekayo ebangeni, chemistry - isixha sama-tulips aphuzi, kanti ama-fizruca anamathela emzini wakhe wokuvimbela. Ngaphezu kwalokho, uyazi ngawo wonke tutorials, inhlebo yesikole nalowo obhale endlini yangasese lapho uVasya eyisiwula. Kukholelwa ukuthi umbono wakhe ubalulekile kakhulu, ngakho-ke ungamniki amazwi: ubungozi bokulalela i-Edupada kuze kube kusihlwa. Uma phakathi komhlangano, iSagittarius yalahleka ngokuzumayo, khona-ke ihlole ekhoneni - kungenzeka ukuthi uyabhema lapho nabafundi besikole esiphakeme, bedlulisela kubo ekuthengeni ebusweni kanye noKhokha.
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