Izinhlobo eziyi-12 zePapash

Noma yimuphi umuntu wesimanje ubheka isibopho sakhe sokuthatha ingxenye esebenzayo ekukhulisweni kwezingane zakhe. Kahle, cishe bonke. Lokhu kuhle kakhulu, kepha inkinga ukuthi izingane aziqondi ngaso sonke isikhathi ukuthi ziyabakhulisa kangaka. Ngakho-ke ukuze izingane zibe lula ukuqonda ukuthi izingane zabo, izithombe ziqhathaniswe nama-papas namaqhawe emisebenzi yezingane nentsha.

Kulungile. Lokhu akuyona yezingane i-athikili, kepha omama. Kepha ngeke sithi noma ngubani ofunda futhi wahleka. Kunoma ikuphi, abababa bathi ncamashi. Ts-s-s.

Hambula

Umbuzo othi "Ukuze ube noma ungabi" usethelwe iminyaka eyi-10. Ukuba noma ukungabi ingane, kunjalo. Lesi yisinqumo esinomthwalo wemfanelo empilweni yakhe! Yebo, khona-ke yonke into iyisimo esifanayo: ukuba yi-kindergarten, ukuba yi-gymnasium epholile noma ukuba yisikole esilula sesifunda, ukuze ungabi yimali ephaketheni esenkulisa, futhi uma kukhona iminyaka emihlanu noma okufanayo kwabayisithupha?

Uma ubeka umbuzo onjalo ngombuzo "othandekayo, hhayi ukuthi sisenasemncane?", Khona-ke uzoqala umjikelezo kuqala futhi ayeke ukudideka ngaphansi kwezinyawo zakhe ngombono wakhe obalulekile. Engakachazwa, kunjalo.

UKarabas Barabas.

Fan enkulu ka-Anton Semenovich Makarenko. Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi umswakama wamasosha yilokho kanye ingane edingekayo. Iminyaka eneminyaka emibili. Ngingukuthi nginguthisha omkhulu noma nini lapho kwanele ngebhande, kodwa kaningi.

Ingane ngaleso sikhathi yenza amehlo ethukile kanye nobaba "nobaba, ngeke ngisakwazi!" - Futhi kulokho amaqembu aphambuka, anelisekile ngokwawo. Ingane iyaqhubeka nokwenza lokho ayezondiza, ubaba ngokuziqhenya amemezela umama "Ungenzenjani ngaphandle kwami, umfazi!"

Kolobok

Ngihambile, ngiyaqondakala, hhayi kusuka ogogo nomkhulu, kodwa futhi kusuka kwinzalo yakho nase-Alimony. Kususelwa kulokho iqhawe elikhulu eliguqukayo. Ngezikhathi ezithile ziqhosha ekuhlolweni ukuthi waphoqa upholile kangakanani, futhi, okuyiqiniso, obengazisebenzisa kuye. I-Pay Alimony akuyona imali, kepha ngezinto zezingane noma okubhaliselwe esigabeni akufiki ekhanda - unesiyezi empumelelweni.

Futhi ngakho-ke uyagoqa, azigoqa kuze kube yilapho uLisa eza. Impungushe emhlophe emhlophe ye-polar. Futhi naye - ama-bailiffs nge-oda kusuka kuhlu lwempahla.

I-Blue Beard

Ukubamba iqhaza okuthile ekukhuliseni izingane akwamukeli uma kungabuzwa. Futhi uma ubuza, khona-ke yonke inqubo anciphisa ukunqatshelwa kanye nokusatshiswa. Ngeshwa, kungobaba abanjalo ukuthi izingane zivame ukulimala, okubizwa ngokuthi, endaweni eyisicaba. Futhi ngeshwa omama balezi zingane bakhala ekutholeni iphakethe lokulimala, ngenxa yokuthi "angiqondi ukuthi kwenzeka kanjani engqondweni !!"

Kanjani. Lobaba uthe izolo "zingane, ungalokothi uphathe izinhlamvu zemali ekhaleni, ungazami ukwenza i-GunPowder ngokwakho futhi nangaphezulu ungafaki i-bearik's enema. Futhi-ke kwenzeka kubi! "

Ihambisana le-Trobadour

Kuhlala kulungele ukucula ingane lullaby. Yilokho kuphela. Ubaba akathathi nakancane noma yikuphi ukubamba iqhaza ekukhuliseni ingane kuze kube yishumi nanhlanu eza kulokhu. Ngemuva kwalokho uthatha izandla zakhe! Ngoba manje ekugcineni unokuthile ahlanganyele nesizukulwane esisha.

Indodana yenkundla yezinkinga izofunda ngokushesha ukudlala isiginci, ukubhema, ukuphuza iwayini le-port kanye namantombazane agqoke kabi amantombazane ahamba ngezinguquko ngaphansi komhlaba futhi adubule imali ngobhiya. Indodakazi yezinkinga, iyaqondakala, izofunda ukugqoka futhi ime kanjani ekushintsheni ngaphansi komhlaba. Lapho azobhema, aphuze iPortwene futhi adubule imali kubhiya. Futhi ucule izwi elincanyana mayelana namakhukhamba we-aluminium kanye nendlu yakudala eyayilahliwe.

Mumi-baba

Izingane ziyamkhulisa. Futhi hhayi izingane zakhe kuphela, kodwa ngokuvamile konke. Uqhamuka nemidlalo engajwayelekile futhi ethokozisayo futhi yena uqobo uyadlala kuzo, ethatha zonke izingane ezizungezile zisuka eminyakeni emithathu kuya kweyisishiyagalombili eqenjini lakhe. Uthanda imikhankaso lapho, kunjalo, ama-adventures amnandi kufanele avele, futhi ngeke kube nokungathandeki. I-adventure ayivimba futhi yenza sengathi yona uqobo, nezingane, vele zikholwe.

Uyakwazi ukumisa imikhumbi yamagxolo futhi uyazi ukuthi ungayibamba kanjani igundane futhi ungabheki. Kuliqiniso, akaziwonga njengokudla izingane, ukuthi angaziphatha kanjani izingane nokuthi yini okufanele ugqoke izingane ngomunyu. Yena uqobo ngo-minus amashumi amabili azosebenza kalula emsebenzini ngaphandle kwesigqoko nasemabhuthini enjoloba. Uma uMumi-Mom engalandeli.

Winnie the Pooh

"Ngiyakuthanda ukuzijabulisa, ikakhulukazi ukumemeza!" - Nasi isiqubulo sakhe. Uthatha izingane naye ku kebabs naseMcDonalds. Epaki yokuzijabulisa, into yokuqala ithenga lonke ushukela, izinja ezishisayo no-ayisikhilimu. Okokunikezela - iphakethe likaswidi. Amabhungane ama-pancake amahle ngeSonto ekuseni, noma ngabe uMgqibelo udlule. Ikakhulukazi uma uMgqibelo udlule.

Izingane, ngamafuphi, azisoze zalamba. Kepha kuzofanela bajwayele izinsuku zokuzalwa bazobhekana nabantu abadala. Etafuleni lapho kubhakwe izingulube zobisi ezibhakiwe, i-pelvis yeviniga nejuba le-vodka decanter. Iholide! Usuku lwe-yummy, emnom.

D'artagnan

Lapho nje indodana ka-D'Astagnia izalwa, ubaba omusha ugijimisa umqeqeshi wakhe wesibhakela ukungqongqoza ingane kusengaphambili indawo engxenyeni. Ngoba indoda yangempela kufanele ikwazi ukulwa, amadimoni ayinkulungwane!

Futhi uma u-D 'Artagnan ezalwa endodakazi, ugijimela emqondweni wakhe. Ngoba indodakazi izokhula ngobuhle obungathandeki, into ecacile. Njengobaba. Futhi uzokunqoba abalandeli. Futhi indlela engcono kakhulu yokuncika i-uhager ecasulayo ukuhlela iMavashi Geri. Ekhanda. Yebo, lapho ngalesi simo - noma siqede, noma umyeke acabange ngokuziphatha kwakhe esibhedlela. Kepha kungcono ukuqeda, ukuze ungahlupheki. Futhi-ke ubaba uzofika azokhombisa ukuthi iziteshi ziphi ubusika.

UDkt Py-Pylylin

Indoda eyethusayo! Sizoya ekubelethweni kwengane futhi sikhomba kudokotela njengentambo ye-umbilical. Ngaphambi kokubuyisa umfazi nengane esibhedlela, kuzokwenza ukuhlanza okujwayelekile, okwathi ngemuva kwalokho ikati lizonyamalala endlini. Lesi yisitshalo sokuhamba sezikelemu, ama-fleas, izifo ezithathelwanayo kanye nokungezwani komzimba! Akukho lutho olungaphumi endlu futhi luphilile ngokuphelele, futhi akukho okulalela emndenini. Njengani! Vumela umkhwekazi wakhe aphile.

Lokhu, noma kunjalo, akukho okunye. Yilapho ingane ikhula, umama kuzofanela avele ngokuphelele ngemuva kokuvakashela ibhokisi lesihlabathi. Ungamniki uNkulunkulu okungenani ukuluma okuwela endlini! Ubaba qapha ukuthi ingane ihamba kuphi, futhi yilokho kuphela. Lokhu ukufa. Ukufa okubuhlungu lapho umama onesihluku enza khona ingane yakhe ngokushesha nje lapho esemfaka kuleli bhokisi lezifo. Yebo, ngokusho kukaPapa.

Don Quixote

Onke amabutho azoyeka ukusindisa inzalo yakhe engozini. Umakhelwane ovela emaphaketheni ayisithupha abhemayo esitebhisini, eReptile! Konke kuyimifula kuye. Ukuhamba kwengane, bastard! Akukho lutho olunikeza ukuQuixote nengane kuhlala kokwesihlanu. Yini ongaqonda ukubhema nje! Futhi ohlelweni olusiphula sonke.

Kepha awekho, ingane kaDon Quixote kulokhu izovikela. Uzomkhuphula amfundise konke. Ekhaya. Azikho izikole zama-Kindergartens ikakhulukazi. Ubaba uzokwenza konke. Sha, emathangini kuphela azoqeda konke kukho konke.

Ubaba Carlo

Ingane yathintwa, wathenga izinhlamvu zamagama, futhi kulo msebenzi webaba uthathwa njengezenziwe. Yebo, akunjalo --ke ubaba uzoqhubeka nokuphila njengakuqala, okuthe xaxa okuningana. Yebo, impilo izodlala upende omusha! Manje ngeke asebenze kuze kube yishumi kusihlwa, kepha kuze kube phakathi kwamabili. Manje manje sekuyisibopho esinjalo! Kufanele sithole okuningi!

Ngakho-ke umama kufanele alungele iqiniso lokuthi ngamawele wezingane kanye nokuya emsebenzini kuzoziqonda. Akubangeli amawolintshi avela e-Osinka, futhi ngenxa yesizathu esithile kuyavela ngandlela-thile kusuka kuma-workaholics nasezinkolweni. Mhlawumbe abafuni ukufana nobaba.

I-Healing Horseman

Ngokoqobo. Ngubani osondla ingane yaminyaka yonke nge-sausage ebhemayo? Yebo ubaba! Ngubani ogibela indlu yeminyaka emithathu kuma-slide eMelika anophawu olufile? Yebo ubaba! Ngubani ozosuka efulethini leminyaka emihlanu esitolo se-ayisikhilimu - ngehora leshumi nanye kusihlwa? Yebo ubaba! Ngubani ozonikeza ama-ruble ayizinkulungwane ezingamakhulu ayisikhombisa ezindleko ephaketheni? Yebo ubaba! Ngubani ozoyeka iminyaka eyishumi eyodwa kumdlalo webhola? Yebo ubaba!

Ingane, ngokungathandeki ngokwanele, ayigcini ngokuphila kuphela, kepha ingahlushwa futhi. Ubaba ubheka umama namehlo angenacala acele "Acotakov?"