Lapho ama-aunty efafazwe ngama-slings avinjelwe amakhamera emehlweni anontanga eneminyaka engamashumi amathathu, anomona ... O. uzizwe sengathi izikrini zokuqapha zinuka ngenzondo kusuka kwabancane hhayi omama kakhulu: "Iziwula ezithile, futhi Awunazo izingane "?
Sinezingane, sithembekile nje. Futhi kunezizathu ezimbalwa impela zesizathu, ngokwesibonelo:Empeleni, ukubeletha kwengane
O, bathi, abanangqondo, bathi, uzokukhohlwa ngemuva kwezinyanga ezimbalwa, njengoba kwakunjalo, futhi ufuna futhi. Hawu ngempela? Ikamela lithwala izindlebe ngokushesha okukhulu nangempumelelo ngokwedlulele ukwedlula imbangela yakho. Uyazi, yini ibinzana elivame kakhulu lama-teres esibhedlela somama, lapho ihlukaniswe ngamahhashi atholakele? Nakhu lokhu: "Futhi yeka ukuthi ngangithungwa kanjani, angizizwa ngizizwa nginjalo." Manje ngicabanga - uma ungazizwa sengathi izinaliti ezivinjelwe zinamathele ku-grotto yakho efihlekile, uphile ini ngaphambili?Ukulala
Khipha esibhedlela kuthathwe ngabaningi njengokuphela kwesihogo. Le psyche ivikelwe kakhulu. Eqinisweni, ukube amantombazane abona ukuthi uzoba yini ekhaya, ngabe aphule umlenze, isandla noma ikhanda ukuze ahlale esibhedlela isikhathi eside. Iqiniso ngukuthi u-anti omuhle esibhedlela angathatha izingane ubusukukazi futhi akunikeze ukulala. Awekho amakhaya ama-denthet amahle, kepha kukhona umyeni odidekile owela ubusuku bakhe. Ngokwe-axioms engenakufinyeleleka yokuba, yilabo kuphela abazali abanendlu enkulu, izingane ngakolunye uhlangothi kanye nomuntu ophukile we-radion alele. Silala, njengomthetho, ubusuku obubodwa kuphela, okuzayo ekuseni kuthola amanzi, izimbungulu ezikhalweni zezingane, zishaya amakhanda odongeni kusuka kuhlazo, zithenge okusha okukhona futhi ungalali.Ukujezisa
Ingane eklanywe amanga ne-round-the-Clock ekhala ngentokozo emnene uma iqhathaniswa nengane ekhasa futhi ithule. Ngoba, uma ingane ingakhasa futhi ithule, ungayi e-altuneteller, uthole udoti. Noma uzenzele ishelufu ngezicucu zobusika, okhohliwe ukugeza nge-chlorine futhi unikeze amahora ambalwa kwi-autoclave ukuze kungabikho bacterium. Ngokuvumelana nalokhu, usuku lwakho luphendukela ekufuneni: "Thola uthuli bese ubulala." Lapho-ke uhambe ngezinyawo, ubeke ubuso belanga, bubula cishe ngenhlanhla, ushiya amehlo ubone ukuthi ingane yakho ithola ebhokisini le-sandbox. Nokudla.inkululeko
Phesheya? Umhlahlandlela weHitchhiker kumthala? Yekela. Cha, ngokwesimiso, kunenani elanele labantu emhlabeni abangazihluphi futhi bathathe izingane ezisanda kuzalwa empini. Kukholelwa ukuthi abazali abanjalo - umnichki futhi baqonda iZen. Yebo, zen, kungenzeka ukuthi bahlupheka, kodwa ngemithetho yaseKarma, ngokusobala, bakhohlwa. Ngoba uKarma unezindlebe yonke indawo, futhi wezwa ngokuphelele ukukhala kwangaphakathi kwabantu abangamakhulu amabili ezindiza nale ngane endizeni eya eMadagascar.Ukwesaba
Abantu abanganaki olwandle iSunbathe, bayoba yiphunga elimnandi mazz futhi bahlehlise ngenjabulo emanzini afudumele. Abazali ophahleni lwebhishi. Noma ingane ibhukuda kusukela ngosuku lokuphuma esibhedlela. Lokhu akuyona indawo yokugeza, yinto embi, ingiphelelwe amandla, kepha ngokuzumayo ushaka uzobhukuda lapha, ngifunde ukuthi babhukuda ezindaweni ezigcina amanzi asha, nokuthi, yini, yini Torzhok? Kulungile, ushaka, mhlawumbe ungahlali phansi, kodwa som ... saya ekhaya, ngamafuphi.Ubunye
Amaphethini eBellimarten kanye nothisha bezikole zamabanga aphansi babantu abakhethekile abayiziphindiselo zobuntu ebusweni babazali beholo eliphansi nephakethe lomphakathi elithambile. Akekho omunye ongachazwa ukuthi kungani ingane eneminyaka eyisikhombisa ecelwa ukuba enze ukwakheka kwe-Kremlin yaseMoscow kusuka ePlastiki, Foam nasezinyweni. Esikhathini sehora lesihlanu ekuseni, futhi wadilizwa cishe ukwahlukanisa ngenxa yombhoshongo weSpasskaya, okuthi lapho umyeni wakhe ubhekisisa ngokumangala ngokuthi i-Pisanskaya. Futhi usunamakhukhi ngoku-oda isithando somlilo.Impahla
Izimonyo ezisengozini. Izicathulo, izithende, ubuhlalu, Nkosi, lezi kwakuyizihlalo zami. Yekela. Awusenayo eyakho. Kepha kunezindonga ezisefulethini elisuswayo kanye nokwenuka kwe-lipstick. I-lipstick kakhulu, Nkosi, nangezindebe, isahlanza.Hlasela ngaphandle kwesizathu
Uhambe impilo yami yonke nge-phlegmatic. Ha ha ha. Manje uvame ukufuna umuntu ukuba ashaye othile. Lezi zingane eziyiziphukuphuku ebhokisini lesihlabathi. Lawa malume abayiziwula kulayini. Lokhu kuwubuwula ngokushesha. Lezi zintombi ezingenaziwula ezingenangqondo ezingakuqondi futhi ngokuvamile uhlobo oluthile lweziwula, njengoba ngangingazange ngikwazi. Abalobi abayiziphukuphuku kulezi zihloko ezinjalo. Bonke bafuna ukushaya, ukudubula nokukhafulela izidumbu zabo.Isikhala somuntu siqu, ogogo kanye nabanye abafakizicelo
Ubekazi ongazi, owake wazala umuntu wenu, ehamba endlini yakho, edonsa izindebe zakhe, ngoba unothuli. Futhi awuthuli! Wonke umuntu uthi izinto zakho ezinkomishini zakho, enganeni yakho nasendaweni yakho esihlalweni. Kuphela uma ungenazo izingane, ukugeza kwakho kanye nangeminyaka engamashumi amabili kuzohlala okwakho. Futhi ngeke uphoqelelwe uma intombi engaziwa egqoke ingubo yakho, kuvulandi wakho, ukubhema ugwayi wakho.Ingilazi yamanzi
Ingilazi yamanzi iyinganekwane enjalo. Iqiniso elibuhlungu lisebenza ngokucophelela nge-anecdote lapho umJuda okhulile, owayenomndeni onomsindo ngenani lamakhulu amabili abuthene, ngokudabukisayo kubukeka njengesixuku selithi, "Angifuni ukuphuza izwi lomuntu:" Angifuni ukuphuza okuthile. "