Amazwi ngokulungisa abanye abalungile. Iphuzu akuyona ukuthi kubi kunomlilo, hhayi ukuthi ngeke aqedwe. Ukulungisa - I-Metaphorical Amaphara. Sonke sidoti. I-Pics Editorial Board Phulukisa ama-bruises ebunzini futhi ikumema ukuthi ufunde ngamaphutha abanye abantu.
Ngokunikezwa yize, kunjalo. Usakwenza. Sizokwenza konke lokhu futhi.
Ukuqala okuzenzakalelayo
Konke ukulungiswa kuqala ngokulinganayo. Uphinde ukhubeke epharethi ephukile, noma i-cornice iwa ekhanda lakho, noma uzama ukulahla amanoni ekhishini, futhi uthole ukuthi akuluthophe, kepha i-cockroach poop. Isitsha sokubekezela siyachichima, ifulethi limemezela ukukhala kwesibeletho kanye nokushaywa izithulu. Isibonelo, emnyango uJamb, ngokuqinisekile uyawa. Konke! Ungaphila malini kulokhu? Ukulungiswa Ngokuphuthumayo!
Ukuhlelela Okunembile
Futhi lokhu akuyona ukuhlela kwezinyathelo zokulungiswa, cha. Ngaphambi kwakho imibono enjalo yomhlaba wonke, awunaso isikhathi sokushintshana ngezinto ezinhle, kwesokudla? Kepha endaweni ethile ezwa kwenye indawo ukuthi kuyadingeka ukuthola usuku lokuphelelwa yisikhathi - liyala futhi lifaka. Kuxazululwe - ngoJuni 1, okwakhandlu, owesihlanu - uhambo oluya olwandle. Haha. Ha ha ha.
Ukonga okungenangqondo
Okokuqala, ubheke ezithombeni zewebhu ezinangaphakathi ezinhle, futhi uyakuqonda ukuthi awuyiphindeli. I-Copy IKEA Ikhathalogi inesithukuthezi, kwezinye izitolo Ifenisha ithengiselwa amasethi, futhi izinhlobo ezimbili kuphela: isizinda esinesizotha se-rustic vs gypsy umndeni waky crypt. Uyakuqonda ukuthi ngaphandle komklami - akunjalo. Kepha ngalokho akukhokha imali enjalo, ake nami? Ukhetha umklami, ulungele ukusebenzela ipeni futhi uthole umdwebo. Muhle. Ungalengisa kamuva odongeni oluthwala. Okukulesi sithombe kungazelelwe hhayi. Umdwebi ubona kakhulu!
Ukuhlela kabusha okuyingozi
Umklami wakudweba igumbi elihle elihlala ekhishini elihlala ekhishini, okugeza, igumbi lokugeza egumbini lokugezela elihlanganisiwe kanye nehhovisi kwi-loggia. Kuliqiniso, unezingane ezintathu futhi bonke bathanda ukubhukuda amahora amabili ngaphambi kokulala, ulungiselela nsuku zonke, futhi i-loggia ukuphela kwendawo lapho inja yakho ingakufihla khona ukudla. Kusuka ezinganeni. Kepha akunandaba manje. Ukuqhekeka - ungakha. Futhi ngokuvamile, akusona ukwahlukanisa, kodwa ukuhlekisa. Hlobo luni lwabakhi ababelibanda ekungcoleni namagatsha? Umunwe kaTnki - uhlakazekile. Kahle, kulungile, sledgehammer. Umehluko oseduze.
Ukulahlwa okungekho emthethweni
Ukwakha isitsha kadoti - imfucuza! Okokuqala, uyimali ebalulekile. Okwesibili, uzomnika isihogo uyazi ukuthi kuphi. Awuzange uqashe ukugqoka izindonga zethu ezindaweni ezintathu. Futhi, into esemqoka, izakhamizi zakuqala zazo zigcwalisa lesi sitsha ngodoti wayo - ngeyakho, ngendlela, imali. Cha, lokhu akuyona indlela yethu. Konke okuphula, udinga ukuvimba iwundlu bese uyiphonsa emgqonyeni kadoti. Lapho umhlangano wabanikazi uzothola ukuthi ngubani owayekhuphuka ngama-chunks endlu yangasese - ungenza ama-pokerfias nephuzu. Vele ungayi esidlweni somakhelwane, awukho-shulitz - ungafulathele.
I-AMAPER AMATEUR
Ingabe uyindoda endala ngemfundo ephakeme - Ngabe empeleni awusisingatha ama-wiring anjenge-Plumbing Wiring? Ukulungiswa ngezandla zakho kuwumsebenzi omnandi womzimba futhi ukukhanya kufudumeza ingqondo. Kanye nesikhala sokwakha. Futhi ngokuvamile - kuyathakazelisa kakhulu! Ukulungiswa ngezandla zakho kuvame ukuphela lapho ikati lishayeka okwamanje, omakhelwane bayokhohlisa ngokungcola, futhi igama elithi "isehlukaniso" ngeke lisho ukuthi amapayipi.
Ukukhohlisa ngokweqile
Empeleni, hhayi "ukuhlukanisa", uzoqala ukubiza abangane kanye nabantu obajwayele ukufuna i-brigade enhle yokulungisa. Ukuze uthole izincomo! Futhi-ke, uzonikeza lezi zincomo. Emva kwalokho, ifulethi lilungisiswa yiqembu lokumamatheka kokumamatheka ezihlahleni, okuthembisa ukuthi wenze konke ngendlela engcono kakhulu. Futhi-ke, angenzi. Ngoba ukuze bakwenze okuthile phezu kwabo. Kuyadingeka ukuma ne-cadyl kanye nonyoko onjalo. Futhi umamatheka futhi ugqoke amakhukhi. Yebo, umngani wabo omkhulu uncomekile! Inyoka yena, hhayi umngani. I-Traitor Athembekile.
Ukuyekethisa okuthile
Ubeka efulethini lami elibi, ngakho-ke lungiselwa: Ngokushesha omakhelwane bazoqala ngokumelene nawe i-Crusade. Futhi bangaqondakala: Labo abasusa udonga ngo-7 ekuseni, kufanele babulawe. Kepha futhi ungakuqonda nawe - ukhathele ukuhlala emkhwenyana wakho ngamasudi futhi udilize imibono enjalo edumile, kube sengathi uyikati futhi uphinde uphuthelwe ugqoko. Udinga ngokushesha, omakhelwane bathule. Ukuyekethisa akutholakali.
Ukushintsha iqembu
Inyanga yesine efulethini lokubhujiswa, kusuka ku-ukhonkolo ishaya ugwayi nasemivinjeni engaphansi kwe-wiring oyitholile ipulaki elivela eDoxharaka. I-DoCome ?! Ushayela i-brigade ye-gay futhi uqashe abanye - lokhu kubonakala sengathi yi-zombie. Izikhala okungenani zithole umshayeli olifunayo, futhi lokhu kuhlangana, njengabaphumeleli abaphuzile. Kulayini Zombie - uyabaxosha futhi uqashe izakhamizi zaseTajikistan. Enganasandla, induna yabo iphonsa udaka lokuqala lwe-shmatock odongeni. Hooray! I-Ice iqale! Kuliqiniso, i-wiring ayikaze yenziwe, ngoba ama-tajiks aseRussia awaqondi. Kepha iNod iyakholeka. Futhi uyakholelwa. I-Zombie Wing ihlekwe kuphela.
Izinto ezintsha ezingadingekile
Isifiso sokuza kuza ngenkathi kudliwa, njengoba kwaziwa. Njengoba wonke umuntu edilizwa emhlabathini, kuyadingeka ukwakha indlu yangasese yezivakashi. Ungaphila kanjani ngaphandle Kwakhe, eh? Iphi imfihlo ukubhema ebusuku nokuthi ungabeka kuphi ugqoko we-feline? Lapha kunemitha yesikwele samahhala, ngaphansi kwekamelo lokugezela elinesizotha. Akukho okuthi manje ihholo elizoba mncane emahlombe. Kepha konke kufana nasezindlini ezinhle kakhulu.
Umphumela ongasebenzi.
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