Kukholakala ukuthi emphakathini wethu "ophukile" owesifazane sekuyisikhathi eside usevele ulingana nendoda. Asivumelani nalokhu. Ngoba akunjalo.
Uma uthatha umsebenzi, khona-ke konke kufana.Ubizo
Ungenza umsebenzi wesifazane, kepha hhayi ukuthi udinga. Hhayi-ke, ngaleso sikhathi, ngesikhathi sokuwina kobufazi, kubonakala sengathi kuyadingeka, kepha izinto zonke ziwukubika okusemqoka kowesifazane? Kwesokudla. Umndeni nezingane. Ngakho-ke, ngowesifazane othandekayo, awunandaba ukuthi uphuphe ngokufikelwa yindoda ye-Oilman impilo yami yonke, yiba muhle ukubona njengomfazi nonina, bese kuthi amanye lapho. Kumahhala kusukela ngesikhathi esiyinhloko somsebenzi wesifazane. Futhi ungakhohlwa ukuthi uyinto efanayo "yangemuva" ye-cosmonaut yakho.
Inzalo
Umqeqeshi wesilisa uyaqiniseka ukuthi umsebenzi wakhe akuyona kuphela umsebenzi wakhe, kodwa futhi nekusasa lenzalo yalo eminingi (kahle, noma encane kodwa encane kodwa encane). Lokho wukuthi, akafuni nje ukuba umsizi omkhulu kumphathi omkhulu woMnyango Wezentengiso woMnyango Wezentengiso. Ukwenza (hhayi ukulala ebusuku) ngenzalo, okuthi, ukubonga umsebenzi wakhe ngokungakhathali, kuzoqala impilo yakhe ngesigaba esiphakeme senhlalo. Okungukuthi, umsebenzi wesilisa uwumhlatshelo omkhulu e-altare lohlobo lwentuthuko nempucuko. Futhi le ndoda uqobo luhlobo lwe-Prometheus, kungaphansi.
Ngakho-ke kusho umphakathi, ubheka "i-Prometheus", ngakho-ke ucabanga ukuthi umama u-Prometheus, futhi into esemqoka ngowesifazane uqobo. Ihlala emhlanganweni enhlanganweni yayo yobunjiniyela futhi ihlushwa iqiniso lokuthi anginaso isikhathi izolo, ama-cutlets wokucindezela okusha. Yebo, kanye nezingane, kwesinye isikhathi, cabanga futhi zibhale umama (osuvele ngeshwa) izinhliziyo ezinamafutha zeSMS "Mama, ukhohlwe ukupheka isidlo sakusihlwa futhi?"
Ukubonakala
Ukhetho lwabesilisa lungumsebenzi wesilisa nje. I-Socium iyamthethelela amaphutha wokubukeka kanye kanye. Uma muhle, khona-ke ungumqeqeshi wesilisa omuhle, uma emubi, khona-ke uClever Muzinhne Custom. Ngasikhathi sinye, kuhlala kukhanga ngokobulili. Ngakho-ke, uma enemitha ephethe i-cap, i-plump, ukubhoboza kanye ne-humpback - namanje muhle. Ngoba le ndoda ayipendi ukubukeka, kepha injongo (kahle, esinye isikhwama sangemuva, kepha sizokwehlisela lo mzuzu).
Okokuqala, ukwesabisa. Okwesibili, akucaci ukuthi ungamnakekela kanjani nokuthi yini okufanele unikele (kahle, uma ngokuqinisekile akayona i-New-Seaster), okwesithathu, "Baba, owayekhethe umsebenzi, ngencazelo yama-frigid." Yebo, imvamisa bathi ngakho, yize empeleni kuyindlela ejwayelekile "Green Green". Futhi okuphambene nalokho, uma ukhetho lwabesifazane luhle, kubo bonke ngokusobala bayiphi iMISEBENZI. Ngakho-ke, kungenzeka ukunikela ngokuqhubekayo "kokukhula kwamakhono" endaweni. Well, kumnandi, kukhona!
Oshade naye wesifazane
I-Craintist Craintistman yowesifazane - into edabukisayo engenangqondo, i-podkinnik, i-slim futhi akukho lutho. Ngakho-ke kusho umphakathi, yize bezama ukwenza sengathi. Ngakho-ke umyeni wendoda uluhlobo lwesikhulu - ukuzungeza, okulethwa emhlabeni njengokuxinana ngomnsalo. Izikhonkwane zimbheka, zigigatasa kancane futhi zisikisela bona, ukuthi akanaso esingakanani isikhundla nomholo, kodwa futhi uyazi ukuthi yini. Umyeni wami uyahlupheka kulo, njalo amatshe, akhumbula "ukuthi ngubani endlini" futhi asuse amahlazo oyisiphukuphuku, awuketshezi.
Izihlobo nezinye izindawo eziseduze
Okhamsebenzisi wesilisa - ukuziqhenya komndeni, injabulo yabangani noBharin. Yamukelwa ku-fuck, i-undead futhi idabule. Bayisiko ukuncoma, ulethwa esibonelweni sentsha, futhi abantu abadala bathi "Ungikimile." Kuyacophelela ukuthi impumelelo yakhe ibe ngaphezulu kwesimo sezulu. Futhi noma yimuphi umhlangano noma imibuthano yomndeni noma enobungani kungekudala noma ngokuhamba kwesikhathi exoxa engxoxweni yomuntu wakhe ongavamile nomsebenzi omuhle kakhulu.
Owesifazane odokotela ungumfazi oyinqaba, okuthile kusho phakathi kukaKrozhaz noGuinplane, futhi ngokujwayelekile akucaci ukuthi wazalwa kuphi. Ngamazwi, uyaziqhenya, kodwa phakathi kwazo zonke izihlobo sekuyisikhathi eside anquma ukuthi unguwesifazane omubi, ongenayo okuthile (lapha wonke umuntu ububula ngokunenjongo) into ebaluleke kakhulu. Ubufazi! (Lapha wonke umuntu ububula futhi.
Isisebenzi
Embuzweni, "Futhi wenzani" udokotela wesilisa njalo ngeBravada angamemezela ukuthi uyi-cosmonauut, usosayensi, umlobi, i-banker, umshayeli kanye ne-aessernik. Kukhulisa isimo sayo emehlweni abantu esingabazi, kwenza kube lubalulekile, ngokufunwa kanye nokuqina. Umsebenzi wesilisa ngeke akhumbule ukuthi uyi-cosmonaut kuphela futhi akukho okunye. Ngoba usonkanyezi. Izikhala ezizungezile. Mahhala.Owesifazane ongumsebenzi uvela masinyane ngemuva kokusho ukuthi wayesengezo i-cosmonauut encane. "Futhi nginomyeni, izingane ezimbili futhi ngimhle kakhulu kinik. Ngoba uma engasho lokho, usazobuza, uzwela uzwela. "Ingabe unazo izingane? Futhi ushade? "
Indlela yokugqoka
Ingabe u- "eccentric cutie" noma ongenamzimba ongabi nambitheka? Futhi ngasikhathi sinye, angahlekisa ukugqoka i-latex jumpsuit kanye ne-pavlovo-posesky handkercherch evela phezulu.
Ozakwabo kanye nabangaphansi
Ukhetho lwabesilisa kungenzeka lungathandi, ungaboni, ungahloniphi, kepha ukuqonda ukuthi kuzohlala kunjalo. Uyimbuzi, kepha imbuzi iyachazwa. Wanakaliswa, ngoba imbuzi, ayizange iphakamise umholo, ngoba imbuzi, ayizange isisayine isicelo seholide lakhe -, imbuzi, i-tenlanine yeza, imbuzi ... konke kuthembekile.
Owesifazane ongumqeqeshi uzothola amalebula akhubekise kakhulu. Asifuni ngisho nokuzibhalisa, ngoba kunengekayo. Kepha ngiyazi kahle ukuthi yini "imbuzi" engahlukaniswanga. Futhi ngenxa yokuthi "umsebenzi ngaphansi kowesifazane" emphakathini wethu usabheka okuthile, yisho ngobumnene.