Ukwehla kwe-Downshift yibhizinisi elidala, ungasho isiko likazwelonke. Lowo barin, kuthiwani uma kungazethethe isinqumo sokuphonsa, aphonse umsebenzi ehhovisi futhi agijime echibini ukuze asule edolobheni, kucace ngokuzumayo, kuthatha eWotomma and Wade, bese kuthi i-hermit yokuhlala emhumeni.
Akukona nje konke ukusampula kukaBarin futhi hhayi noma ibuphi ubuphofu nge-kotomka yenziwa ngokunembile. Njengawo wonke ama-dude ogwini nasemjondolo nge-laptop emadolweni akhe.
Kodwa-ke, konke kuhlolwa kalula, kwanele ukuziphendula imibuzo embalwa.
Imali yavelaphi?
I-DownShifter ingathola kuze kube yi-90% yezinzuzo zempucuko, kufaka phakathi izingubo nokudla, mahhala (futhi ngasikhathi sinye ukuhlela umzabalazo ongaguquki ngokusetshenziswa), kepha namanje udinga imali. Kwi-Intanethi, ngokwesibonelo, noma udle ikhabethe elidongeni eGelendzhik (ulwandle luzwakala ngodonga!)Uma ukhokha impilo yakho emjondolo emgqeni we-surf ngokulethwa kofulethi nogogo we-dacha, khona-ke awukho ngaphansi komphetho, kodwa umyalo ojwayelekile. Uma uphatha kude i-bank yakho noma uchwepheshe obalulekile ozimele, upompa cishe njengasehhovisi, kusukela ezihlalweni kuphela, khona-ke nalokhu kungukuthi nokushayeka phansi okungabaza.
Uma uqoqa ebusuku osebeni lwezinhlamvu zemali namabhodlela, benze isaka lokudonswa kukadoti, noma, ukubopha inhliziyo yami, bazinze endaweni ephansi, kodwa banikeze umsebenzi owenele wokuzimela, njengoba kunjalo, kubukeka kakhulu njengokuthi phansi.
Ngabe wenzeni ukushiya?
Ngokushesha beka eceleni lezo zindlela ezicwebezelayo zenkambiso, okuthi, ngokungangabazeki, kuzokulinda uma uWadelt ubuyela ehhovisi noma uqale ukusebenza lapho. Sicabanga nje ukuthi yini osunayo yangempela.
Isikhundla sesinkwa sasala, sisuka emholweni lapho ifumane lidutshulwe ngalo eduze komgwaqo ongaphansi komhlaba? Yebo, wena uphansi.
Kwesobunxele, ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, impilo ngokulahlekelwa kwabazali abakhulumile? Vele akunjalo.
Futhi uma ikhwalithi yempilo yakho ingakaze ibe ngcono kakhulu kunalokho, futhi inkonzo ye-Courier ingaphezulu komsebenzi wakho noma eduze kwayo, khona-ke cha, awusesikhathini. Unempilo embi yonke.
Ukusondelana kangakanani nephupho?
Umgomo wokuvuthwa phansi kungenzeka kube impilo endaweni yamaphupho akho (futhi imvamisa ulwandle lwaseningizimu), indlela ephakeme yokuphuma emjikelezweni wokusebenzisa ngokweqile, ukwehluleka ukusebenzisa ama-bolers ohlelo ukuze ungazizwa ubophekile kukho, noma Ukukhishwa kwesikhathi, ngokwesibonelo, ekubumbeni noma ekuhambeni.Uma izenzo zakho zingakusondeza egoli noma bebengenanjongo nhlobo, futhi indlela yakho yokuphila izodla indlela yakho yokuphila, ungahle ungalahli, kepha ukucindezelwa.
Wawuyini umgomo?
Uma ulala embuthweni noma ukucasha ku-alimony, akusikho okukuqeda phansi, kungokubaleka emthethweni. Emuva kusuka ezigebengwini ukuze ukwazi ukucasha. Izinhloso zeqiniso ze-townshifter zibukeka ngenhla.
Futhi kuthiwani ngamakhono akho ezenhlalo?
Futhi ikakhulukazi inhlanzeko? Uma ungakwazi hhayi esifisweni sokugcina ukuhlanzeka okuyisisekelo komzimba nezingubo, uphuze iSchmurdyak futhi udle ngokuphelele ngaphandle kwezicelo ezingokomoya, awusona umbhikisho. Yize kunjalo, ukuze ube yi-DownShifter ekhanyiselwe, akudingekile ukubhala izinkondlo futhi ubambe iqhaza ebhishi laseJam-Seshns, nokho ukunyakaza komoya (kanye nomkhuba wokukhathazeka) Faka umugqa omncane phakathi kwamabhomu futhi ukunakekelwa.
Umbhalo Umbhali: Lilith Mazikina
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