Ukungavumi i-sandbox yethu ye-sandbox - futhi kukhiphe wonke umuntu ngokungafanele esikalini somuntu siqu!
Ingane enhle ehlobana ne-bristle yezinsuku ezintathu (noma ama-hipster amadevu, noma i-tolstoy intshebe, noma ngaphandle kwakho konke lokhu) - Isimo sivame kakhulu ukuthi abantu babo bafuna ukunqunywa ngandlela thile. Sinqume ukuhlukanisa. Yebo, endleleni yokuqonda okuncane - ukudlula le njabulo emtholampilo ukuze kuhlolwe ngokushesha - noma ngandlela thile kusebenza epulazini, futhi uma kunjalo, kanjani.1. Musi-phpu
Izimpawu ezikhethekile. Ingelosi enekhadi lePhasika. Indlu evuthayo. Umnsalo we-Cupid. I-Flages ishayisana ne-cilia. Lapho ehlangabezana nanoma yisiphi isidalwa sowesifazane esivela kwabathathu kuya kwabathathu, isidalwa sowesifazane ngokushesha sifuna ukumcindezela kuye, ukucwilisa indlebe, ufudumeza imbiza, ufudumele imbiza bese ugunda uthuli. Silulumagama kufanelekile, ngokubekwa phansi kwe- "-Enkov", "-OMKOV" kanye nezwe lezilwane. Ngemuva kokuphula imoto, ingakha ukwakheka kwezipanji, amehlo nezinduku - bese ukhipha: "Yebo, imisipha ngeke icasuke yi-kitte yakhe."
Imiyalo yokusetshenziswa. Ingelosi kuye kwamashumi amabili namanje. I-perch ebabazekayo ebukhali empilweni - futhi ikhula phambi kwamehlo. Uma encibilike kakhulu eminyakeni eqinile kakhudlwana - kusho ukuthi udoti nokuphelelwa yithemba. I-Okinayi Musa dock - usathola ibala elisobala. Kuvele kukhiqizwe yindlela yokuziphendukela kwemvelo, njenge-Spameel Face A la "Ngiyinja elambile kakhulu" - eHarb. Musa ukubiyela.
2. Ababili no-Hooligan
Izimpawu ezikhethekile. Leyo nkundla yaphakade, futhi lokhu kuhambahamba ebusheni. Ngasikhathi sinye, nginqume ukuthi amantombazane athanda abafana ababi ababene-jerk ye-pigtails. Izimpawu zokuqina okufundwe kumafilimu ngokuhumusha kwensimbi. Kwenziwe kusuka okungenangqondo, ukukhathalela ulwazimagama, amahlaya ahlanganayo, ukufihlakala, utshwala.
Imiyalo yokusetshenziswa. Kwesinye isikhathi kumnandi impela ukuchitha isikhathi nomfana omubi. Ukubeka ukunyakaza nakho konke lokho. Ukuqhubeka nje nobungane nobulili obunenjabulo akunakwenzeka ukukuvumela. Uma yena, futhi ngesikhathi sex, ezama kakhulu ukukhombisa isihluku sakhe, khona-ke akufanelekile lokhu. Uxolo ngokuhle, mfowethu.
By the way, njengoba khombisa imibukiso, phakathi nengozi yangempela, i-macho ngesihluku e-camouflage ivame ukushaywa. Nelineni, kuze kube yilapho i-courattack iqhume ngokungafanele.
3. Injabulo yenjabulo
Izimpawu ezikhethekile. Iqhawe, impilo yakhe echazwa kakhulu ihlaya elifushane nelinomusa: "uBundeka, ekhaya! - Mama, ngiqandisiwe? - Cha, ufuna ukudla! " Emizuzwini eyishumi yokuqala yosuku, umama umbiza kathathu, wafunga ukuthi ekhanda. Emizuzwini eyishumi edlule, ubiza amahlandla amane, uyaxolisa futhi aphuthume ekhaya. Uyaphila - qagela ngasikhathi sinye nobani. Abesifazane bayaqhathanisa - i-hedgehog icacile nobani. Inzuzo yabani ukuqhathanisa konke - awukwazi ukuqagela.
Imiyalo yokusetshenziswa. Kunobuqili obuthile ekushaqekekeni kwendodana enothando evela endodaneni yeMamienekiya. Ngakho-ke akudingekile ukugijima khona manjalo. Kuyadingeka ukubheka isikhashana. Kwenzeka ukuthi umama uyakhathalela futhi umnene, kodwa ekuvikeleni izintshisekelo zakhe ngobumnene - u-Astamant. Ngemuva kwalokho kunengqondo nje kuhlanganisa izintshisekelo zayo ekwakhiweni - futhi ugcizelele ukunyakaza (kuhlale kuzuzisa wonke amaqembu amathathu). Kepha uma noma yimuphi umkhwekazi ngumthetho, khona-ke lokhu sekuvele kumnandi. Futhi uKashki ngezigqoko zakhe uzokhanya empesheni. Ungafanele, uzuze.
4. Umthandi wamathoyizi
Izimpawu ezikhethekile. Amehlo afakwe umswakama lapho kubona izikhali, amasosha empi, izimoto, amakhompyutha ... Ngokuvamile, yonke iron ingeyabanesisima sobuntu. Ngisho nendiza enophephela emsakazweni elawulwa ngumsakazo iholela esimweni esijabulisayo.
Imiyalo yokusetshenziswa. Ngezinga elithile, lesi syndrome sinabafana abaningi bayo yonke iminyaka. Kwesinye isikhathi akaphazamisi impilo yakhe yonke futhi angahle abe ngokulandelana kweBZIK. Into esemqoka ukungagxili emndenini, nikeza imodeli yemodeli ... futhi - yini engeke yenze ingane. Kepha uma unomuzwa wokuthi kubaluleke kakhulu ekutholeni izindlala, kunokuba uxolele nawe ... Mshiye nabo.
Ngale ndlela, njengasesimweni se-No. 2, i-techno-micitarism akusho ukuthi angathatha okuthile futhi ngandlela thile afake okuthile kuwo (noma okuthile ukuqinisa okuthile). Ngakho-ke izifundo zokuzivikela (kanye nekhono lokuphatha iBulgaria) isoka elinjalo alize likhansele, lingakhohlisi.
5. Goomic enhle
Izimpawu ezikhethekile. Imvamisa, i-tolkovsky enta ikhunjuzwa nge-tolkinovssky: ukuphakama kwemitha emibili, ukuncipha kwe-sage, i-berry obukhulu, amehlo athambile, ukushaywa kwezokwelapha okupholile emanzi. UTolkina, ngendlela, angathanda okushisayo futhi okusebenzayo. Ngokuvamile, uthanda okunamandla futhi okuncane okusebenzayo ebudaleni. Amakhathuni mayelana nokulungiswa, ngokwesibonelo. Kepha leli cala alikho kumakhathuni uqobo naseTolkien. Iqiniso ngukuthi bayibamba kangakanani ngempela ... kuqhathaniswa neqiniso elinokhahlo.
Imiyalo yokusetshenziswa. Ngokuyinhloko, indalo engenabungozi. Akukho lutho olungalungile kuye, njengomthetho, akudingeki ulinde. Kepha ukuheha kuphela okuku-zero. Noma kunjalo, akayena ibhere elihle ngawo wonke umqondo, lapho kwakukhona khona umfana osemusha. Kungenzeka ukwenza abangane. Izingane zize zihambe ngempelasonto. Bazomnakekela.
6. Ukuqhaqhazela Superman
Izimpawu ezikhethekile. Kuhlukaniswa ubuhlakani nobuhlakani besikhulumi sezinyoni. Ugqugquzelwe i-Valor, mayelana nokuxhaphaza, ngenkazimulo. Lapho ukukhushulwa okufanele kukwazi ukukwenza ngokungapheli.
Imiyalo yokusetshenziswa. Uma izindaba ezikhuluma ngezenzo zakhe okungenani ezakhelwe ekuqaleni, ukuze uzinikele kuwe umbhangqwana, udinga ukugcona ngamehlo ami bese ufaka uhlobo lohlobo: "Hhayi-ke, wona Ngalo? "," OH! Futhi yini elandelayo? "," OH! Ngisanda kushaqeka! " Kepha kungekudala, uSomandla angaqala ukukhishwa okungenani. Phendula i-Irony, ukugxekwa okujwayelekile noma yini enye - kugcwele ukunakekelwa kwayo oziqhenyayo ebusuku (ngendlela edabukisayo). Kodwa-ke, mhlawumbe ufuna nje? ..
7. Ngiyahamba, u-Ostrich, waya!
Izimpawu ezikhethekile. Futhi lokhu ngekhanda lakhe kuchaza ibinzana elithi "Ngizovala Amehlo Ami Manje, futhi uzonyamalala." Ikhanda lakhe lifihlwe ngokuthembekile. Uma engaboni umgodi esokeni, khona-ke akunandaba ukuthi kanjani. Uma ungamkhumbulanga nge-crane, khona-ke noma ngabe wenza kanjani. Uma ungacabangi ngomsebenzi, awukwazi ukuyithola kukho. Inhlanganisela yethelevishini, imidlalo yekhompyutha, amanethiwekhi omphakathi kanye nobhiya bakha izimangaliso.
Imiyalo yokusetshenziswa. Kuya ngesilinganiso. Uma i-punching yenzeka esikhumbuzweni seshumi, bese iqala ukucasha, ungaphila naye ngeminyaka ephakathi neshumi nambili - ejabulisayo. Ngaphambi kokuthi uzizwe ukuthi uDanuna waphezulu wakuthinta kanjani. Uma ikhanda elifihlekile licishe livele lingaphezulu komhlaba - iDanuna esheshayo kuphela ezosiza.
8. UDolhampOCKIK
Izimpawu ezikhethekile. Kwenzeka ngqo kusuka kuBuddha. Isigaba sozwela kuphela sezidalwa eziphilayo ngandlela thile. Ukhathazekile ngokweqiniso nganoma yimaphi amaNdiya, ukuthi ngisho nekhanda akudingekile ukuba licashe. Yena, inhloko yendlebe ezimbili, ubukeka njengezezimali eziyinyumba, izindaba zasekhaya, inzalo ekhuphukayo nezinye izinto ezincane nge-Olimpiki ezolile: kahle, nokuthi.
Imiyalo yokusetshenziswa. Ogwadule, makakheke ama-acresides futhi akhulume nezicathulo. Awusiye.
9. Fool Ivanushka, UnguLaboy Waphakade
Izimpawu ezikhethekile. Ngokusobala, lesi sikole sasijwayele kulokho okuthiwa kukuhle kuye ngenxa yamahlandla ahlekisayo namahlaya ayisiwula. Waya kulokhu nasesikhungweni. Manje iyaqhubeka. Kwesinye isikhathi kuyakwazi ngempela ukukhulisa imizwa noma ukukhipha isimo. Kepha ukuhlaselwa kwakhe kwaphakade ukuphendula noma iyiphi inkulumo yabantu maduze nje noma sekwedlule isikhathi.
Imiyalo yokusetshenziswa. Kwenzeka ukuthi ukunyakazisa okukhulu kunyakazise nge-Ivanushki-lovochka ngemaski - futhi kunqunywe, izihlakala, ziphendula, zibheka ukubukeka kobuntu. Yebo, uma ufaka i-charm, bese angizange ngiyikhuphule, ungazama ukuyinyakazisa. Umphumela kungenzeka. Kodwa akuqinisekisiwe.
10. Mnu. Manilov
Izimpawu ezikhethekile. I-Inspirational Dreamer, iholo eliqeqeshiwe (libhangqiwe?) Emafwini, umakhi onekhono okhiye womoya. Lapho esula nalo msebenzi wangemva kwesandla futhi eshaya isiqalo seMega-Cool, ngokuqinisekile uzokuyisa ebuthweni. Futhi lapho isigidi sizowina ...
Imiyalo yokusetshenziswa. Impela ufunda izindaba zobungcweti kanye nosaziwayo, lapho akekho okholelwayo, futhi ane-batz! - Futhi kwavela into emangalisayo. Futhi-ke wonke umuntu waphenduka ukuze angayazisa, futhi iCharusi yayikhala. Ngokuyinhloko, kukhona ithuba elinjalo. Ngakho-ke ungazama ukubamba iqhaza ekwakhiweni kokhiye - uma benobuciko bezakhiwo ezithokozisayo. I-nuance ukuthi lokho ukuze udale okuthile, udinga ukudala okuthile, hhayi nje ukumane ucabange. Ngakho-ke uma kungekho sinyathelo esiya echibini elithi "elingaphansi komhlaba kanye nebhuloho lamatshe", lapho kungenzeka ukuthi le ndaba ayiboni iqhawe lakho. Khohlwa nawe ngaye ngonembeza ozolile.
11. Iholide elizayo
Izimpawu ezikhethekile. Ngokungafani nohlobo lwangaphambilini, lena esevele iyeka. Umfana uthe - ingane yakwenza! Waze waya ebuthweni. Ngezinyawo. Futhi cho, upholile. Upholile konke. Ebusuku esikhwameni sokulala noma emakilabhini, yidla eKrishnaitis noma udle uPrana, ubuhlakani bukhoma nokubuya. Usethuthukile, ubuhlakani, naye njalo emnandi. Kepha kugcwele izindleko.
Imiyalo yokusetshenziswa. Uma ukhululekile, uthuthukile ngokwawo - futhi ngasikhathi sinye intokazi evikelekile, kungenzeka ukuthi i-satellite enjalo uvele uswele ukugcwala okuphelele okugcwele (ngiyaxolisa nge-tautology futhi uqondile). Uma cishe ngokufanayo, bese uPrana negumbi lokulala lababili kungenzeka lingabi ngokwanele. Uma ungumuntu omubi, odinga uhlobo oluthile lwekusasa elingaqondakali, uhlobo oluthile lokuqina kobuwula, ezinye izingane ezingenakuqondakala nezinye izinto ezijabulisayo ... futhi - ukuba abangane ebanga eliphephile - bese uthola amakhadi amahle aphezulu ezindaweni ezinobuqili kwalo mthala.