Yikho konke nje kwakukuhle. Usuvele uyintombazane enkulu futhi uyazi ukuthi yini ebalulekile, futhi yini umkhondo we-husk kanye nesihlabathi esiholela ethoyilethi lasebhishi. Unomndeni, umsebenzi nabangane, ohlolwe ngesikhathi. Nenja ethokozayo ekuqondayo kusuka ekuphasisweni kwesigamu. Usemncane futhi muhle. Kepha kungani kudabukisa kangaka, futhi? Yini edabukisa kangaka?
Futhi lokhu, sithandwa, inselelo ephakathi nendawo ikhethiwe kuwe. Futhi, ngeshwa, hhayi ukugwema. Izithombe ziqoqe zonke izimpawu eziphambili zalo mbi. Bambelela, sinawe!Uphawu 1. ucabanga ngakho namuhla
"Ngizocabanga ngakho kusasa" - Isilinganiso sinobuhlakani. Ngoba ngeqiniso. Namanje wahlala emashumini amathathu eminyaka. Inkinga ukuthi kusasa sekuye kwenzeka namuhla. Vele, eminye imibuzo ilahlekelwe ukuhambisana - akusadingeki ucabange ukuthi kungani uPetrishchev akushiye kakhulu, usuneminyaka engu-15 ubudala njengoMmeli we-Ackage, futhi uPetrishchev unomakhenikha wemoto futhi uthatha imali mboleko yokuthenga kwe Isiqandisi, ha ha ha. Kepha kusekhona imibuzo eminingi, futhi okubi kakhulu ngumbuzo othi "ngingaba lapho sengikhulile." Ngoba uzwakala manje: "Ngubani okufanele ngibe lapho ngikhona?". Ngingathanda ukuba yijubane, buthule ngilele e-Urn enhle eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka futhi ngingacabangi lutho. Ngoba ukucabanga akubekezeleleki.
Okukhipha: Ungacabangi ukuthi ngeke kusebenze, maye. Ngeke kwenzeke ukuba ucabange kahle futhi, yeka ithemba, wonke umuntu ophile. Futhi izidakamizwa ezijwayelekile ze-psychotropic azisizi: zidakiwe, uzovula i-kolotnikov kolotnikov ku-YouTube, futhi le yindlela efanele eya kwalasha. Ngoba kwakamuva okwakho, kuvela, kude nawe, kunekusasa lakho lamashumi ayisihlanu.
Uma kubi nhlobo, ungaphenduli insiza yakho yangaphakathi ye-chlipKy, kepha iya kudokotela. Uzonikeza ithebhulethi yomlingo nokuphila akuyona into edlalwa ngopende - uzovele abuye. Futhi uma konke kungekubi kangako - kuhle! Amahhashi ekuphambaneni awaguquki, njengoba besho. Ikhofi - ihhashi elimnyama, i-pizza - i-horse red, i-vodka - umhlophe wamahhashi, ekuseni - ihhashi likaBale. Okungenani okuthile akuguquki, yebo?
Uphawu 2. Awuzazi esibukweni
Ngoba ayikho intombazane impela. Imvelo akuyona intombazane impela - ngemibimbi, ukubukeka okuphelele kanye nama-packer afiphele esikhundleni sezinwele ze-mermaid. Umzimba wakho usushintshile. Kwenze ngandlela thile. Akufanele kube nokukhula ekuseni kakhulu! Noma ukwazi kufanele kwenziwe futhi, kepha ngaphakathi kwakho akusadlula kumashumi amabili nanhlanu. Buyisa konke emuva!Okukhipha: Kunoma isiphi isimo esingaqondakali, landa imbongolo. Cha, lokhu kuyizeluleko eziyiqiniso - noma ngabe uma ufana kancane ne-cypress, ulahlekelwa yiMisa lakho lemisipha, namafutha - wakhela. Le yimvelo. Ngokombono wakhe, kufanele uyeke ukubheka izimpande namajikijolo endaweni yamakhilomitha ayikhulu, kepha yisikhathi sokuba umhume futhi ulondoloze indawo. Ukwethuka. Imvelo ngokuvamile iyisidalwa esingenanhliziyo, futhi ukuthi usanda kuqondakala. Lapho kwacaca ukuthi okhilimu, imijovo kanye ne-crytherapy akunakwenzeka ngokulwa nozakwabo.
Ngakolunye uhlangothi, isitha se-Bay siyisikhali sakhe. Ukudabuka kwakho mayelana nokuguga okungenakugwenywa okungenamandla angenamandla okuphambana, okubilayo kuwe ngokuqondile lapho ukhokhisa othile okokuqala emhlathini. Sifuna ukusho - ungayi e-yoga. Lokhu kungenxa yamantombazane nabesifazane abadala. Iya ngesibhakela, i-taekwondo noma e-kickboxing. Manje-ke kudingekile ngokuphelele ukunyakaza futhi uphakamise izicubu, kepha omunye umuntu ongafika esitobhini samagazi. Ngokungavunyelwe.
Isibonakaliso 3. Uzoba ukuhlukaniswa okumbi kakhulu nezingane
Ukuqapha! Umzuzu oyingozi! Ngoba izingane zakho ziseduze kakhulu cishe kwentsha. Futhi banenkinga yabo lapho. Vele, usuvele wawucabanga ukuthi bakushiya kanjani - isalukazi singumama embozwe enduhlwini ye-Orenburg. Futhi kusukela emphefumulweni kwancibilikisa isabelo esibi. Uyazikhumbula ePubtat? ILodaki ibingakuqondi ngoba bengakuqondi lutho! Ngakho-ke - sikuvumela ukuba uhambe izono zakho: akukhona ukuthi zonke izinhlobo zokuyeka, lezi yizinto abazali bakho abaphethwe yizinkinga zabaseminyakeni yobudala futhi bazicabanga ngokwakhe yiTrilobites. Ungaphindi amaphutha abo, yebo?
Okukhipha: Wazalelwa ekugcineni kwamashumi ayisikhombisa - ekuqaleni kwalokhu okungamashumi amathathu, kunjalo? Sazisa: Kostya Kinchev akaveli nje. Usabukeka njengekati lasendle elisendle futhi acula ngeqiniso lokuthi ukuyekethisa akusikho kithi. Futhi usakhokhisa ihholo ukuze ngisho nabalandeli 'be-nothando' 'bangaba' ekubizeni okungenangqondo. Hamba nengane - ngeke uzisole. Ingane yakini izogxila, wena - ukhokhisa. Amathikithi - amahlanu nanhlanu. Ukuba nengane ngegagasi elilodwa - kubaluleke kakhulu. Ihlolwe ngumbhali ukuze aziphile.
Izimpawu 4. Mhlawumbe ufuna enye ingane
Ucezu lwengane. Futhi awufuni ngoba wesaba ukuhlukaniswa nezingane. Ubala nje ukuthi malini amaqanda owashiyele, wawela ezihlathini. Yini - yikho konke ikhefu? Uhlelo Lokuzala lusebenze kakhulu ngawe ngokwethembeka - ngomqondo othile, kuvimbele ukuthi uphile ngokujwayelekile futhi zonke izinzwa zikhathele, manje konke, noma manje konke, noma manje. Ubusuku obungakanani! Nokho, hhayi ngaphansi, ubusuku obubi - imicabango yokuthi kungokwemvelo kanjani ukubekezelela futhi ubelethe, ngaphandle kokulahlekelwa yimvuthuluka yezempilo yokugcina. Futhi ukuthi ungakhulisa kanjani ngaphandle kosizo lwagogo - ngemuva kwakho konke, vele badinga usizo.Okukhipha: Nikeza izeluleko ezindabeni ezinjalo - icala libi. Ngakho-ke, ngeke sibanikeze abe-be-Ben. Yize kungekho esinika yona: kuzothatha omunye unyaka weshumi nanhlanu, ngaphambi kokuthi ungitshele - ikhasi, lelihhashi lishonile. Okungukuthi, uma ubeletha manje, ngesikhathi sokuwa kohlelo lwakho lokuzala uzoba nentsha eyenziwe ngomumo. Sikhuluphele kakhulu ekusizeni ukuthi unesikhathi sokucabanga.
Uphawu 5. Uzoshaya ama-hares amabili
Akunakugwenywa noma kunjalo. Uma uvele waphuphuma kuzo zonke izinhlobo ze-Losers kusuka phezulu emsebenzini wakho - uzozisola ukuthi isikhathi esincane sinikeze umndeni wami. Uma uzinikele kumyeni wami, izingane kanye nendlu - uzozisola ngokungenhloso iminyaka. Wayengaqhamuka nekhambi lomdlavuza. Yebo, uma ukwazile ukwenzeka futhi njengochwepheshe, futhi njengomama, unkosikazi kanye nomsipha - uzozisola ngalo leso sikhathi esincane kakhulu.
Okukhipha: Ukuncintisana neziqu zayizolo zivele sekwephuze, leli iqiniso. Lokhu akubona abafana namantombazane, kepha ama-hyenas wemvelo - ujantshi we-snack, Khokhach. Qala impilo yomndeni kuqala, futhi, ngandlela thile kuyamangaza: Kuyasebenza - ungathinti. Kepha manje sekuyisikhathi sokuhamba. NgoNkulunkulu, eminyakeni engama-20 ubungeke uqonde ukuthi yini i-kayf ye-yokwelapha. Hhayi Emfundweni? Kepha manje uzoqonda. Siqinisekisa.
Isibonakaliso 6. Uzonquma ukuthi ukugula
I-stain esihlathini akuyona umphumela wokubhema okungavumelani, kodwa i-melanoma embi, kunjalo. Ubuhlungu esifubeni akuyona ngoba uhlala kakhulu kwikhompyutha, futhi ngoba imoto yakho evuthayo yayikhathele futhi iyekile kusasa. Mhlawumbe uzokufa ngokuhlaselwa yinhliziyo. Noma kusuka kunhlangothi. Yini, empeleni, kwaba ngcono - ngoba i-Alzheimer izokuhambela kusasa. Noma uParkinson, u-Adisson noHuntington, namanye amadoda amaningi athakazelisayo. Empeleni, lawa ngamadoda kuphela ahehayo avela manje azokuhambela. Yebo, iKondrai iselapha.Okukhipha: Iya kudokotela. Nakanjani uzokuthola kuhlaziya noma yikuphi ukungathembeki, abangafanga nakancane hhayi nokuthi baphila kahle. Kepha! Ngemuva kweminyaka engu-20, lokhu kubhema ngokuqinisekile kuzokwenza izinzwa zizizwe, uma ngokushesha ungalahli ukubhema, utshwala nokudla okumnandi.
Ithebula lenombolo emihlanu, umoya omusha, imodi yosuku. Izincomo ezethusayo, zingcono ngokushesha ku-morgue. Ngakho-ke, empeleni, uzocabanga. Futhi ucabanga ngalokho osekusezandleni, kuyavela, iminyaka engamashumi amabili yempilo ejwayelekile, hhayi isigamu sonyaka wokuhlushwa kukaHellish ngaphambi kokubulawa, sekwephuzile.
Isibonakaliso 7. Uzozama ukucabanga ekutshekeni okuphansi
Futhi uma ungashadanga umvimba, ngakwazi ukuya kwiNkosana yaseMonaco. Yize kungekho - uyimpandla futhi embi. Kepha ungaba yi-skater ethile edumile. Lokhu kungenzeka uma umama wakho engeke abe ngamavila okukuthwalela ku-rink to ayisikhombisa ekuseni. Imininingwane enjalo elahlekile! Futhi ithalente lakho lamabhuloho esitimela abaqanjiwe, ezimpango ezicekekile ngokukhulelwa? Uphi manje, kungani uklama amakamelo okugeza amahhotela? Impilo yayiphila, ama-polymers anqobile. Amen.
Okukhipha: Ngokuqinisekile uhlakaniphile kakhulu, kepha ubuchopho bakho buyisiwula esiyisiphukuphuku. Akhe, uyabona, noma ngabe kunezizukulwane ezengeziwe zentsha yabantu zikukhumbule ngezwi elihle. Kubalulekile kuye ukuthi njengamanje futhi uyaziqhenya. Uyikho konke - okungenani ibhuloho, okungenani i-rat eqeqeshiwe, noma ngabe ama-Brad Pitt Adlesles abhalwa njengephila. Mnike - futhi wena uqobo - okungenani isizathu esincane sokuziqhenya ngawe. Bobabili.
Uphawu 8. Uzozama ukuthola okushiwo empilweni
Futhi-ke, ngeke uthole. Futhi njengoba kungenjalo - kungcono ngaso leso sikhathi ku-loop, okuthi, ebuza, ukuhlupheka? Lapha kwangaphambilini incazelo bekuwukwazi okusha. Okokuqala ngqa othandweni. Okokuqala ngqa ukudlula ekuhlolweni okuyinkimbinkimbi ngokuphelele. Okokuqala ngqa ukubeletha. Ngokokuqala ngqa ukubona ukuthi yonke into ezungeze isiwula futhi ayiphathwa. Futhi manje ukuthi yini engathathi muntu - konke sekuhloliwe, kunenjongo, kwaba nengqondo. Umzuzwana wothando ulahlekile, kuyisihawu.
Okukhipha: Izazi zezengqondo zivame ukwelulekwa ukuthi ziqale ukuhamba, ziqhamuke nokuzilibazisa okuhehayo, kahle, noma isithandwa ekugcineni sizokuthola - ngeke sibe sibi kakhulu, ngoba ayikho indawo embi kakhulu. Kepha konke lokhu kungamanga. Ngomqondo - mayelana neqiniso lokuthi ngeke kube kubi kakhulu. Ungafafaza kuze kube sekufeni, wephule imilenze yomibili emshinini we-ballet futhi ube yisisulu se-ophonse. Kepha lokhu, ungasho kanjani ukuthi, akunjalo.
Kepha thola okuvelayo okuningana okusha, ngokuzumayo aguqule umsebenzi wokuzilibazisa abe ngumsebenzi omusha, othakazelayo futhi awele othandweni - okungenani endodeni entsha, abuye abuye abuyele emyeni wakhe - kalula umyeni wakhe - kalula. Ngaphezu kwalokho, kuvame ukwenzeka ukuthi lokhu kwenzeke ukuthi inkinga ephakathi nendawo isenza isibambo futhi impilo enhle entsha iqala. Futhi uma kungaqali nhlobo, khona-ke ungaqala i-raccoon ephilayo. Okokuqala, unezandla ezinhle ezinjalo. Futhi okwesibili - Manje uyintombazane enkulu futhi ungakwenza yonke into. Konke - konke kungenzeka, kanye ne-raccoon. Hooray!