Uchungechunge olufana ne- "Bangani" kanye "nomqondo omkhulu wokuqhuma" unezizathu eziningi zokuthandwa, kepha omunye wabo ngokungangabazeki ubuhlungu kukho konke ukuxabana okujwayelekile phakathi kwabantu abahlala efulethini linye. Sibuze abafundi bethu ukuthi babelane ngezindaba zethu zokuphila ngaphansi kophahla olulodwa ngamabele obubi noma ngabanikazi befulethi. Manje sifuna ukukhala!
- nami nentombazane eyodwa Okwesikhashana ngisuse efulethini elinye insizwa. Wayenomkhuba omubi wokuhamba efulethini kwezinye izifinyezo nangokwakheka. Bengikholelwa ukuthi kufanele ngiphuthume kuye - owayevele umemezelela umbonisi we-erection kumagwala angaphandle? Ngesinye isikhathi, lo mkhuba wawubopha isoka lomakhelwane wethu ovamile.
- Omakhelwane ababili badle isaladi ne-pizza Egumbini lami. Inqubo yangempela ayizange ingidida. Kepha badla uhhafu futhi basuka kubazali babo bagubhe amaholide. Futhi ngifunde ngakho konke lapho amabutho ayesemakeni ngaphansi komnyango weBoyko.
- Isicelo sami esifunda naye sasihlala noMzukulu wowesifazane onikele efulethini. Kwakungamelwe ukubaxosha, futhi waba umlutha wezidakamizwa, ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho ngacelwa ukuba ngikhuphuke. Futhi ngolunye usuku babuyela futhi bathi isimenywa sakhe sithi "sanaka", bathi, basiza umzimba ukuba ukhuthazele. Le ntombazane yayethukile futhi lokho okwakuhoxiswa lapho. Bahlala ezintombini. Lapho-ke ezindabeni ngabona ukuthi eduze kwendlu yalo mlutha kwatholwa isidumbu sabesifazane esidabukisayo. Wayenesiqiniseko sokuthi lesi yisivakashi. Ngakho-ke akazange athathe izinto zakhe lapho, ngombono wami.
- Hostess, Chime waggie wakudala, Ekuqaleni wangidwebisa ukuthi ngikhulu kangakanani ukuthi ngingowesinye isizwe futhi ngithanda ukupheka. Ngemuva kwalokho kwavela ukuthi izinongo zami zinamathele. Wabe eseqala ukuza ekhishini, wakhipha umlilo, wavula wonke amapani, wawavala, wangezelela umlilo wahamba. Kanye nami. Ngokwesicelo, ukudla kwami akuthinti kusho ukuthi "Yebo," futhi konke kwaphindwayo. Lapho ngizibuza ukuyibuka, ngaqala ukuhlala egumbini ngesikhathi sokupheka. Lapho isobho lami libaleka. Ngokushesha ngangikuthokozisa ukunqatshelwa ukusebenzisa isitofu, kuhhavini kanye ne-microwave. Futhi-ke - yenza ekhishini lokho okufunayo, uyakuthanda ukupheka.
- Kususe efulethini elinegumbi elilodwa Namantombazane amabili. Amantombazane ayenomsebenzi. Bobathathu babengamamayela kakhulu, kepha i-Ferret yayinemikhuba eminingana emibi. Isibonelo, wakwazi ukukhipha imali kakheshi, futhi kwatholakala, kunjalo, akusekho ekhaya. Uyangiluma ngilele, ngemuva kweminwe.
- Hhayi ngomakhelwane bamanje, Futhi mayelana nomthengi wasefulethini owedlule. Intombi, eshintsha ithangi efulethini elisuswayo, lalithola kulo: Iqoqo lama-BDSM-TOTYS.
- Ngenkathi efunda, wayehlala ehostela Nentombazane eyodwa egumbini. Igumbi lincane, futhi lisindise isikhala sashukumisa umbhede ndawonye salala eduze. Ngiyavuka ngiqonde ukuthi umakhelwane ulala kakhulu. Kuyavela ukuthi sasilala singasenandawonye, ne-reetome: washiya isoka lakhe alale ngaphandle kwesidingo. Embhedeni wethu ovamile.
"Umakhelwane wami wefulethi elisuswayo wahamba ngohambo lwebhizinisi, futhi umama weza kuye. Ngavakashela izinhlobo ezithile zezihlobo ntambama, futhi ngiza ukuzolala endodakazini yami, ifulethi elihle linamagumbi amabili. Ngilele egumbini lokulala, kusasa ngiyosebenza ... futhi umama wakhe unokushisa okumhlophe okumhlophe! Ubusuku bonke bakhuluma, bafunga futhi bakhahlela isihlalo esingenalutho, kube sengathi indodakazi yakhe ihlala lapho. Ngithuthe izinwele zami ekhanda lami ekhanda, umnyango wegumbi lokulala akavali, iwashi le-alamu kuphela ...
- Ngingumfino, sidla kuphela lokho ngaphandle kwenyama. Vele, bekufanele kulungiselelwe ngokwahlukana. Kepha ngokombono nomakhelwane, imikhiqizo nesiqandisi kuvamile, futhi ngokusobala, kulungiselelwe okumnandi kakhulu. Ngakho-ke badla ukudla kwami ngokushesha kunami, bese bedla ama-cutlets akho, ngineminyaka, ngibheka amehlo alambile, ngibe ne-apula elisindayo. Futhi babekholelwa ukuthi konke kuthembekile, abakwenqabeli lezi zigameko.
- Ngandlela thile bengihlala e-Odnushka nge-Hostess eneminyaka engama-84 ubudala Futhi abesifazane ababili abanye: ukuhlanza esikhungweni sezitolo kanye nesikhonzi. I-Hossess yacishe yaqamba amanga futhi ayikaze igezwe ezwini elithi "nhlobo." Wayehlala ekhishini, walala lapho emthonjeni futhi akasivumela ukuba sidle egumbini, ngoba kukhona "udonga" oluyigugu, ayemfundisa indodana yakhe ayithandayo, futhi wamnqabela, sasiyobe silwela ukudla kwakhe. Kungenzeka kuphela ekhishini. Ngiyaphinda, akakaze ageze, futhi ngaphandle kwewindi kwakuyihlobo elishisayo, futhi iphunga lomakhelwane bethu lalihlelekile. Lapho nje uhlobo oluthile lomakhelwane lwaluthola luvela ebhakedeni eduze kwekhishi licwila ... ngemuva kwalesi sehlakalo, sasondla kuphela ama-yogurts nasemigodini.
- Umakhelwane efulethini, ama-bugai amamitha amabili, Ulethe "ukulimala" okungajwayelekile ekhishini elijwayelekile, wawathengisa ngokulahlekelwa ngokuphelele kokuqonda, wanqoba amaphakethe abo futhi wasuswa ngobumnene esitobhini. Ngiphinde ngahlanza amaphakethe ami amahlandla ambalwa ngenkathi ngangingasetshenziswanga ukuqhubeka noma yini ejazi.
- Ngizele ukungenela i-Institute, ngithathe igumbi kusuka kusalukazi ngesikhathi sezihlolo. Futhi-ke kuphela lapho wafunda ukuthi uGogo nendodakazi yakhe babutha umchamo womzukulu oneminyaka eyisishiyagalombili, aphuze futhi ageze. Ngesaba ukuthinta okuthile kulelo fulethi, futhi ugogo wayezama nokungikhuthaza, akhanyise izakhiwo eziwusizo ze-urin engenacala yezingane.
- Omunye wabantu engihlala nabo Izinkinobho eziqonde ngqo. Wayeyintombazane yasekhaya, ngo-10 alale, futhi akukho msindo. Wayengumuntu othanda futhi ongumthandi we- "Twilight", ngaso sonke isikhathi abelalele izingoma ezivela lapho futhi zakhala. Futhi okufanayo "kwafika" kuhlelwe ngocingo amahora amaningi kulandelana nesoka lakhe.
- Sinomfowethu namashifu amabili Babehlupha insizakalo enamakamelo amabili lapho uyise kaSimo wakwaMhotho ayehlala ekhishini - wayekhuluma upileputic. Emisebenzini yethu, kwakukhona ushintsho egqoke izingubo zangaphansi zangaphansi (ngamagilavu, ngokwemvelo, ngokwakhe incipha) bese unikeza ingxenye yami, ngoba wayengaphonsa isitoko samasonto onke ngosuku. Futhi ukubiza "i-ambulensi" kubanjwa, ngoba esibhedlela sezengqondo wanqatshwa. Umuzwa wesikhathi ovela kumuntu walahleka ngokuphelele - kwabathathu ekuseni wakwazi amagama ezihlotsheni noma wangqongqoza emnyango. Izindonga ezisendlini yangasese kwakumelwe zigeze njalo, ngokulimala kwamaqhude, ngisho nenkulumo ayihambanga. Ngaphezu kwalokho, wahlwanyela ipasipoti kwenye indawo, imalimboleko yamthatha (ngokusemthethweni wayenekhono), futhi eza kithi "izincwadi zenjabulo", zibolekisi. Inani eliphakeme le-Nightmare lalikulena lapho sivuka esuka endle esophanzile futhi sathola ukugeza okugcwele kwe-shit.
- Nomakhelwane wami bekungenzeki ukuhlukanisa izibopho. Ngokuvamile, nganoma iyiphi indlela, noma yizindawo noma amashifu. Lapho nje ngiqala okungenani okuncane, wayeka ukwenza okuthile ekhaya. Bekumele ngikhule zen futhi ngingenzi lutho, khona-ke okungenani wayevale ngezikhathi ezithile. Angashiya futhi amasonto amabili eholidini futhi ashiye echibini lezitsha zakhe echibini. Futhi umbuzo wezezimali yinto engathandeki kakhulu, ngokweqiniso. Isibonelo, lapho i-washer yami, siyisebenzisa ndawonye, futhi ngasikhathi sinye yenqaba ukwephulwa kokulungiswa.
- Kususwe ifulethi nomuntu ozakwabo womngane, owayengazi ngaphambili. Wayekuthanda ukuhamba efulethini, lapho umama abeletha khona. Hhayi ukuthi kuyacasuka, kepha kwakumangaza ngandlela thile.
- Umngani wayenomakhelwane olambile futhi ovilapha kakhulu. Donsela konke ongakushisa. Ngandlela thile umngani oshiye esiqandisini izinhlobo ezimbili zokudla: anyanisi kanye nokudonswa okuluhlaza. Umakhelwane wadla u-anyanisi, ngoba akudingekile ukupheka.
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