Ukuze uphile impilo yangaphambilini - ibhizinisi lihle futhi okuthile kunikeza amanoveli onxiwankulu e-France wekhulu leshumi nesishiyagalolunye. Lapha kuphela uma kungenjalo abaqashi! Basamele ukuhlela i-Farce, khona-ke idrama, ke-ke i-adventure.
Siqoqe izindaba eziningana zangempela mayelana namafulethi angaziwa. Ungabi njalo!
Okokuqala amakhono ethu kuma-90s eza nenqwaba yefenisha, wayibeka ezingxenyeni ezimbili, futhi wayene-carnation engu-371 ezindongeni zegumbi elilodwa (kulolu vivinyo olungama-drill, ngokulandelana, 371 izimbobo). Lesi sakhiwo sasilondolozwa kuze kube phakade, ngoba asikwazanga ukususa konke lokhu, i-Wall-Colander yayothuthukiswa. Futhi sahlala lapho!
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Abazali bami banikela endlini. UDude ukhohlwe i-asphalt yethu rink yethu.***
Ngiqasha isitudiyo kule ndawo futhi abaqashi babexakile kakhulu. Owesifazane wazibeka umthakathi, wapenda iqembu leSolyanka ligijime emnyango we-wax wat, umbhangqwana ongenazingane nenja ye-DODETSK PASPORS. Badubule unyaka, emva kwenyanga nesigamu, ngabeka konke okwasuswa, lapho kudingeka khona amasonto amabili, lapho kudingeka amamitha, izinkinobho ziphonswe ebhokisini leposi, kwabe sekuthakazelisa.
Lapho ngingena efulethini futhi ngabona amaqiniso okweba, ukuthi ngashiya ngokuphuthumayo - kusho umkhwekazi wami, ukhona emgudwini wami kanye namatafula ami eceleni kombhede. Ukuqala kwe "Witch" ukuthela iziqalekiso edolweni lami lesikhombisa, kangangokuba ngafa nezingane zami, futhi ngakusasa umyeni wami efa ngokuzumayo ekuvikeleni inhliziyo yami - umyeni wakhe waya ebhekeni ebhentshini ekhaya nakusilo . Ngiyakwazi ukuqhubeka kwentombazane engunina wesilisa wale ndaba nangomphakathi wakusasa kunezithombe ngosuku lokufa komyeni wakhe.
Futhi ngathatha isithombe sabagijimayo futhi ngibubula, bethi angigcini zonke izinhlelo ezitshaliwe kuzo futhi ngidikibalisa yonke le micabango futhi ngidiliza zonke izinhlelo, ngavele ngafa. Indoda, lapho ifulethi lahlalulwa. Ngemuva kokushona komyeni wakhe, wayefisa ukuba ngifike lapho ngemoto lapho ngangikhuluma khona nomyeni wakhe, bengingifisela futhi ...
Amaphasiphothi, ngangigcina ngibe nokuxhumana ngokuxhumana.
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Ngaba nefulethi. Kubukeka njengezinkinga ezingenazinkinga nhlobo. KAHLE, NGEKE wasebenza kwenye indawo eduze nomyeni wakhe, ayekhona futhi ahlangana ukuze akhokhe. Ngokuvamile, kwavela ukuthi asizange size efulethini iminyaka eminingana. Wabe esefika. Payd futhi washiya okhiye ngomngane. Ngokuvamile ... lapho ngiye efulethini - ngangiyisiwula. Kubukeka sengathi kuyinkinga yeminyaka emithathu ayisuswa nhlobo. UBhati ngageza emuva izinsuku ezimbili. Ngacabanga, kulokhu kuhlanza abampofu kakhulu. Ingxenye yamakhaphethi kwakudingeka akhiphe, ukuhlanzwa kwakungahleki. Yebo, ngokuvamile, ungasicabanga isimo sefulethi.***
Ifulethi ladlula efulethini ngisho nemindeni emibili ehlukene kabili futhi yanyamalala ngokukhokhelwa kwayo izinyanga ezi-2.
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Omunye wabaqashi bethu, intokazi evela eRostov, yakhipha konke, kwasala kuphela iflombe, futhi wazama ukumba. Uxwayiswe ukuthi le ndlu ibisekubhidlikeni futhi ungazinikela isikhathi eside. Ubuzile, wakhala, afana, okungenani kancane. Ngenxa yalokho, lapho isonto lisale ngaphambi kokudilizwa, wathi bekucasulwa kakhulu futhi kuthunyelwa ngakho konke ngokunxeshezelwa. Ngokweqiniso, ngokweqiniso, cishe akuzange kube khona lutho okungenani olubalulekile, kepha izincwadi zezingane ezivela kusofa nokugeza ngiyaxolisa ...***
Ngiqasha ifulethi kubafana abanebhendi ye-AMATEUR Rock. Futhi bona, njengomqashi, bazibophezele kakhulu kunemindeni ebidume "enezingane", okwathi ngemuva kwalokho kwafulethi kuhlala. Lesi sakamuva sabiwe ngokuhlukana kwethu ikhabethe - ikhabethe, iKarl! - Futhi i-penultimate - ama-iveves. Futhi ukulungiswa ngemuva kwawo kubiza amabili (futhi mhlawumbe ngezikhathi ezintathu) izikhathi ezingaphezu kwemali engenayo, ngoba "singabangane, sazana isikhathi eside."
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Indoda yami yokuqala inentokazi esuse efulethini. Futhi ngomuntu ojwayelene - umngani kanina. Lapho ngiphuma, kwavela: 1. Uwele isithombe sangemuva egumbini. Odongeni ngalunye - uhlobo lwakho lwephepha lodonga. Eyodwa ibonakala njengezinhlobo ezimbili ngasikhathi sinye.2. Phezu kwephepha lodonga, wapenda iziphambano. Ukuncika, wathatha indlu yangasese naye.***
Abaqashi bagcwala bonke abaqashi abasuka ezansi ukusuka phansi kusuka phansi ku-8 kuye ku-2 phansi - futhi banyamalala, bashiye abanikazi banxephezele izindleko zokufaka imali yonke.
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Omakhelwane bami ngandlela thile baphangalela efulethini ngamantombazane amabili angajwayelekile anezinja ezintathu, ama-hamsters, izinhlanzi kanye nopholi. Okujwayelekile, ngokuvamile, amantombazane, kuphela anengubo yekotini kuvulandi ka-Pierce. Futhi akuhlali njalo efulethini lapho amaqembu ehamba, khona-ke ama-hamsters aqhekeka ezungeze i-Corridor ephelele.***
Izikhungo zami (zithwebule igumbi lami ngokuzimela) azange zihlanze indlu yangasese ejwayelekile. Lapho ngifika ngiyomxosha futhi ngibe nomsebenzi efulethini ebusuku (ukuze ngingathathi lutho), ngaya endlini yangasese emva kwakhe ngaya ukuyivusa futhi ngiyihlanze. Wamemeza kanjalo ... wabe esekhala ngokuthi nginyathela umgwaqo wakhe.
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Umqashi wanyamalala kanye nezinkinobho ngaphandle kokukhokha izinyanga ezi-2. Ngokubambisana naye, i-tile yendlu yokugezela, ukubheja kwekamelo, isibuko nangesizathu esithile i-ironing board inyamalale.***
Umenzeli ngokwephula inkontileka uxazulule izinja ezintathu namakati amabili angavuseleli, wonke umuntu ayekade agibele, ashaye yonke iphepha lokunamathisela odongeni elilodwa nengxenye ukuphakama.
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Ngathenga ifulethi lapho abaqashi babehlala khona. Baxwayiswa ezinyangeni ezimbili. Ngemuva kwalokho eyodwa nesigamu, bese bexwayisa njalo njalo ngeviki. Futhi abakasuki, ngiza nezinto, futhi zisefulethini. Bekumele ngicele ukunyakaza kwabo ukwenza izinto zazo ezitebhisini, futhi ama-Movers akhokhelwe ngokuhamba kwesikhathi.***
Ifulethi, elidubule efulethini emsebenzini wami okhulelwe isikhathi eside, yaqala ukunikela phezu kwazo kwansuku zonke nangamahora, ababika omakhelwane ngomakhelwane - ngemuva kwezinyanga ezi-2 impilo ejabule. Ifulethi laliku-rags, i-master sofa yalinyazwa ikakhulukazi ...
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Umngani wami umngani wami wahoxisile umbhangqwana osemusha omuhle onengane encane, kwathi lapho efika emavikini ama-2 ukuncoma i-Hut, wathola amaShayina (!!!) Chinese, alala phansi futhi wayazi lokho Angazi noma yimuphi umbhangqwana nengane.***
Siqasha efulethini enkabeni, ngingubanikazi be-realtor. Ifulethi elihle kakhulu, elinelungiselelo elinambitheka kahle, abanikazi - umbhangqwana ohlakaniphile ohlakaniphile. Sidlula ebizayo, ifulethi likufanele.
Ukubukwa kufika umbhangqwana - intombazane - intombazane kanye ne-realtor yakhe. Kokubili kwakubonakala sengathi kwehla nje emkhunjini - ukujaha, ukuphefumula, akumelwe izinyawo zabo bese kuqhuma. Kepha bazama ukuzigcina bodwa ezandleni zabo. Ngemuva kokuthola ifulethi, izimangaliso, eziginqiwe, imibuzo emangazayo. Kubukeka sengathi wonke umuntu wayethande. Amakhosi aphendulwa ngokweqine futhi aphendulwa ngenhlonipho yonke imibuzo.
Vele emnyango, intombazane iphenduka:
- Ngendlela, unjani nomakhelwane bakho, okujwayelekile?
- Ngokuvamile, yebo.
- Ngabe banezilwane ezifuywayo? Bengingeke ngifune okumangazayo ephaseji. Cabanga nje, ngiya eflethini, futhi lapho, - kwenza amehlo neminwe entantayo "Babaku", - futhi lapho - iGuana !!!
I-athikili isilungisile: Lilith Mazikina
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