Dokotela, nginayo ?! Imibuzo yamadoda asendle kusuka ezihlahleni zezokwelapha

Ngemuva kokunaka ukufundwa kwezinkinga zabesilisa mayelana nenkulumo yamadoda yezempilo "futhi uzokwelapha!" Ulahlekelwa ukuhambisana. Kuyacaca: akubona bonke ...

Ukhulelwe futhi unovalo, sicela ungafundi! Isipelingi kanye nezimpawu zokubhala zababhali ngokwesiko zagcinwa, ososiko ngokwesiko lethu lethu. Sikuxwayisile. Izithombe zakho.ru.

Kuyinto emhlabathini wezinzwa

"Ngineminyaka engu-16 ubudala, nginesimo esinjalo enginabantu abangazinhle futhi ngibuhlungu ukwesaba! Ngabuka i-movie yezinto ezesabekayo noma i-fighter, ngiqala ukuzibuza umbuzo othi "Kuthatha kanjani?"! Ngiyayazi impendulo yalo mbuzo ukuthi amakhamera adubula, abadlali badlala indima yabo, ukwakheka, imiphumela ekhethekile, njll! Kepha enye ingxenye iyangitshela ukuthi "Konke lokhu kungokwangempela" - izilo, ukubulala, igazi! Noma ingabe kubangelwa ukulimala kwami ​​ekhanda eminyakeni edlule edlule? Noma ingabe kuyinkinga elula yezinzwa? Izodlula noma iza ukuzoguqula esibhedlela? "

Lokhu kuphazamiseka kwachazwa emakhulwini amabili eminyaka edlule ngochwepheshe owodwa waseSpain. Ibizwa ngokuthi "ingqondo yokulala."

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"Kusukela ekuzalweni, nginale nkinga, angazi ukuthi ngingasho kanjani, ukuxhumana kwami ​​kwehlela izimpendulo zemibuzo nokuhunyushwa kwabo. Isibonelo, cela ukutshela ukuthi ifilimu engabuka kuyo ihora eledlule, eKolov, abanye bezama ukukhumbula noma kunjalo, njengeshidi elihlanzekile futhi akukho lutho ongalufunda kulo. Mayelana namagama Leli yigama engingakwazi ukuwakhumbuli labo abalaziyo ngaphambili, ngokwesibonelo sepani, ngiyazi ukuthi kuyini, kodwa kwesinye isikhathi angikwazi kanjani ukukhumbula ukuthi le nto ibizwa kanjani. Angazi ukuthi yini okudingeka ukhulume nabobulili obuhlukile, ngoba Ukugeza kusuka ekuzalweni kwezinyoni kukhona udoti onjalo njengesibonakaliso sokuzalwa, abantu bacabanga futhi, anginalo okunzima. Kungani ubuze lapha angithembi odokotela edolobheni lami elincane abangavumela ukubahleba ngami, ngakho-ke nginqume ukwenza ukuhlaziya nge-Intanethi. "

Ungakhathazeki, ubekezele. Ngikholwe, bonke abantu banodoti onjalo!

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"Ngo-Agasti 2012, waqala ukudala ngenkuthalo izinkampani zokukhangisa ekukhangisweni okuvela ku-Contextual. Izinkulungwane zemishwana ebalulekile zisingathwa iwashi. Lapho ngicubungula idatha ejwayelekile, ngagula kakhulu ngekhanda (le ngxenye yobuchopho inesibopho sombono). Ngokwemvelo ngiyekile umsebenzi. Kepha kwakungekho mzwa ongathandeki ngokuphelele, ezinye izimpawu zivele: izimbambo ezihlala njalo zemisipha yomzimba ehlukene, iminwe esontayo, izandla, imilenze, njll. Futhi zonke lezi zimpawu zihlala zikhona (namuhla ngoDisemba 2013). Ake ungitshele, ngabe ukhona umuntu athola le nkinga efanayo (ikakhulukazi labo abasebenza ngokukhangisa okuqukethwe)? "

Ukungezwani komzimba ekukhangisweni kwesimo. Into ejwayelekile. Ubhubhise iminyaka engamashumi amabili nanye.

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"Ngineminyaka engu-26, ngiphuza utshwala (ikakhulukazi ubhiya) bengineminyaka engu-16. Ezinyangeni ezimbalwa, angiphuzi futhi amakhanda angajwayelekile aqala ukuhlukumeza ngenyanga yesibili. Ngazama ukuphuza ubhiya ngokulandelana kokuhlolwa, ngakusasa bekufana nekhukhamba. Anginakho ukuncika, ngalwa nesiphuzo, kepha amakhanda alolu hlobo ahlushwa yimi kusukela ebuntwaneni, ngilungele konke ukuwasusa. "

Icala elihlukile ekusebenzeni kwezokwelapha. Uphuza iminyaka eyishumi - futhi akukho ukuncika!

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"Ubembisene nokubhema kwezinto ze-narcotic ezifana nensangu, i-hashish. Iminyaka emi-2, SOOO akuvamile! Kancane kancane ukuqala kwempilo eWrstharsha, kwaba novalo, angikwazi ukuxhumana nabantu njengamanje, kungenzeka ukuthi lesi simo singathathwa kuphi? Kungenzeka ukuthi kwadalwa ukubhema lezi zinto. I-Psychiatra yathathwa yi-Amitriptylin Sense 0, khona manje umuthi "we-" Lyrics "okhishwe manje, waze wangathengi kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi ngeke kusizakale. Okwamanje ngiphila ngaphandle kokubhema, ngizama ngisho nangezinye izikhathi kwezemidlalo, kepha akulula kangako ngezinkomba zami. Umama uthi "Uqoqele ubuthana?" ... "

Ngiyabhema i-hashish, kepha uphahla aluphumi kulo. Umuthi awuzange uthenge, kodwa ngeke asize. Ukuxilonga: I-Iron Logic.

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"Kunesidingo sokuthola izinzipho ze-nibble lapho ngimatasa noma yimuphi umsebenzi wobuchopho. Bengihlala ngicabanga ngomsebenzi. Ngashintsha umsebenzi, akekho noyedwa. Kepha kufanelekile ukucabanga kunoma yimuphi umsebenzi wokuqala, njengoba ngiqala ukuhlela izipikili. Uma ngingaphrinti, kepha ngicabanga ukuthi kungcono ukubhala noma ukumane ufunde kusuka ku-Monitor, nakanjani ngizokwehla umunwe wakho emazinyweni akho ... "

Futhi lokhu akuyona ukuphela kwe-pendulum yomsebenzi wobuchopho! Kwesinye isikhathi indlela ocabanga ngayo - ngakho-ke hhayi ngokwakho kuphela ngifuna ukuluma okuthile ...

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"Isikhathi eside, ngakhuluma kakhulu ngocingo (5-7-9 amahora ngosuku ngokuqhubekayo), kanti ifoni yayinguNokia, futhi le nkampani ikhiqiza amadivayisi anamandla amakhulu ngakho-ke akhipha amadivayisi anamandla kakhulu. Futhi ngemuva kwezinyanga ezi-3-4 zokuxhumana okunamandla okunjalo, izinkinga zami zaqala ngendlebe (naleyo engahlala inamathisela ishubhu). Ukudonsa endlebeni (ngaleso sikhathi lapho umsindo uwela endlebeni). Kwifoni ephathekayo. Angisakhulumi uhhafu wonyaka kanti ukuphuma kwegazi akudluleli. Ngiyasola - okuthile okunikelwe ezingeni lengxenye yendlebe ebhekisa ohlelweni lwezinzwa, futhi, ngenxa yalokhu, kukhona ukwahlukana kwemininingwane edlulisiwe (ngesimo somsindo) ohlelweni lwezinzwa, angikwenzi Yazi, kepha inkinga ihlala ... "

Okokuqala, amahora angu-9 ngosuku khuluma ocingweni, bese uhhafu wonyaka hhayi ukukhuluma nhlobo ... obunye ubungqabavu! Ngiyasola, nansi into ayengeyena ngisho nasendlebeni ...

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"Ikhanda njengasenkungwini, ekhanda livame ukujwayela ukuqhekeka ikakhulukazi engxenyeni ye-Occipital, kodwa kuyenzeka nasezingxenyeni zesikhashana nasendaweni yophahla. Ekuqaleni, waphathwa ngendabuko Medezina, e-porous. Wavakashela ama-osteopaths. Wadlula i-acupuncture. Ehlelweni, i-homeopathy iphathwa, kepha kukhona futhi akusikho konke. Ngokuvamile, uma nje ngikwamukele futhi ngidlulile ukubheka, khona-ke ngicabanga ukuthi kufanele ngibe njengenaliti, kepha umuzwa wokuthi awungcono. Cishe azange baye kumaShernan Shaman. Emnyameni wokugcina wenza isiphetho sokuthi ngincibilikisa amanzi amaningi phakathi kobuchopho kanye nogebhezi, kodwa ukuthi ungakuthola kanjani lapho, akekho owaziyo. "

Ukuqhekeka endaweni yophahla namanzi phakathi kobuchopho kanye ne-skull. Uxolo, kepha ngifuna ukudlulisela emtholampilo ukuze ngizihlole!

Muva nje, ngemuva kokuhlala isikhathi eside emoyeni obandayo ku-t-shirt eyodwa, ngokushesha kwathatha ishawa eshisayo. Futhi wabona ukuthi ingxenye kuphela yomzimba ebomvu eyayivuthiwe ekushiseni, umbala wesobunxele awuzange ushintshe. Uphawu olubi, yilokho nje?

"Ngikhuphule ukujuluka. Yonke ubuntwana nomfundi uhambe ema-sweaters athi amahembe amahembe amanzi azikhombisa. Amakhilimu anikezwa emakhemisi anamagama aphatha ngalo ngaphakathi angena esikhunjeni. Ayixazululi le nkinga nhlobo. Ama-dermatologist awatholanga lutho (I.E. Ukuhlaziywa kwe-bubble kusuka onyaweni). Manje isono ezifweni zezinzwa. Basho ukuthi ngikhathazeka kakhulu kuwo wonke umuntu. Yebo, manje ngikhathazeka ngokuthi le ncwadi izohlala ngaphandle kwempendulo efanele. Ngoba, ngiyazi ukuthi izindlela ezilula kakhulu zeluleka izindlela ezilula kakhulu. Kepha lezi zimali azeki ukuthi zisebenzise izithukuthuku nsuku zonke, futhi zonke ziphuze futhi zibe noma zibe nomzimba. "

Manje sesibhekene nakho. Ngisho ukujuluka kancane ...

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"Noma yisiphi isimo esicindezelayo, noma ngabe kuyingxoxo noma impi, njengehlazo lasendle kimi, wonke umzimba uqala ukuyihlikihla kabi, kusukela ezindlebeni kuya ezindlebeni kuya eminweni. Ngandlela-thile kwakungudokotela we-narcologist (angikwamukeli, utshwala kuphela), ngaphendula ngokuthi udinga ukuyeka ukubhema. Izolo, ngahlangana nendoda enezimpawu ezifanayo, kepha ... akazange abheme. Ngakho-ke, ngiyanithanda, izinkundla ezithandekayo. "

Abasebenzisi benkundla ebizayo, njengoba imibukiso yokuzijwayeza, imvamisa iyikhambi elihle kunoma yimuphi uchwepheshe, hhayi kuphela ku-narcologist.

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"Kubonakala ngathi ngishaya kakhulu uhlelo lwezinzwa, kwesinye isikhathi ufuna ukuphonsa abantu. Isibonelo, kuvame ukucasulwa ukukhwehlela kwabesifazane noma lapho uSomlomo uSomlomo ehola uhlelo lwezindaba noma i-alamu yezimoto eduze kwendlu. Noma ake sithi ngivame ukufuna ukuphula izinto ngephansi ... Ngokuvamile, bengifuna ukwazi ukuthi yini inkinga ngami? "

Phendula esithangamini: "Ushadile? Umshado uzosiza "... Kodwa-ke, abahleli basola ukuthi isiguli singase sibe ne-Misinite ye-Misnite eyinkimbinkimbi yi-SignalPhobium kanye ne-Starging ...

Ukufa Kwezocansi Okujwayelekile

"Kuliqiniso yini ukuthi udoti wenkukhu uqondile nge-potency? Uma iqiniso, ingabe liyisebenzisa kanjani kahle - sebenzisa ngaphakathi noma ngokusebenzisa izitho zobulili esesimweni esenziwa kusengaphambili? Kubukeka njengeqiniso, uma unaka iqhude elilodwa kwi-coop yenkukhu yonke. "

I-Rooster, okubaluleke kakhulu, ukubheka ... futhi umlingani akabheki nhlobo ?!

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"Sekuvele kukhona ndawo thile nje ngonyaka ngalahlekelwa yisifiso sobulili, kwathi lapho ubulili bushaya ukuthi lo mzwelo unobulili bokuthi unkosikazi akazange abe novalo. Nginomzimba ogcwele we-malignania futhi ngihlanganisa lapho kuthokozela okunye okubulala ama-lethargy. Lokhu lokhu? "

Njengakule anecdote mayelana nefilosofi yezocansi: "... KUNGANI?"

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"Izamile nge-viagra, levitra ne-cialis! Umphumela awuzange uzizwe. Siza okungenani izwi elihle! "

"Iresiphi ye-Marathon yocansi ende yocansi yayizwakalisa inkundla yokudlala. Utshele umkhulu wakhe nge-body bodybluilder. Iresiphi ilula impela ngaphambi kocansi udinga ukuphuza i-5-8 (kuya ngesisindo somuntu) amaqanda aluhlaza futhi adle amaqanda angu-300-600 g we-cottage shizi futhi aphule amaqanda akho aze afike emanzi abandayo futhi ngokushesha empini. Ngokweqiniso, ngazama izikhathi ezimbili ngoba anginankinga ecansini, kodwa umphumela waba muhle. I-Riser yayikusasa, kusengaqhubeka, kepha umlingani wachaza ukuyeka. Ngokuvamile, ukuzama umuntu kuzosiza ukuthi akulona yini i-Chemistry kanye nomkhiqizo weNatur. "

Into esemqoka ukudida: Hlobo luni lweNaturProdukt lokuphuza, nokuthi yini ukwehlisa ...

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"Benginesiteki esingajwayelekile lapho. Kukhona isithombe nevidiyo (3GP) kusuka ocingweni ... "

... kanye nengxoxo egunyaziwe!

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"Ukwakhiwa kwasekuseni kuyinto, iqiniso alikho 100%. Ntambama - ukudansa ngethamborini, ama-shaman apela, amaningi aphezulu kakhulu - akukho okusizayo. Ngabe lokhu kusho ukuthi inkinga ngobuchopho? Ngemuva kwakho konke, kunenye inketho: testosterone ekuseni kunasemini. Mhlawumbe izinga lokusa sekwanele ukuze ukwakheka kwalo kwakukhona, futhi phakathi nosuku - cha? "

Kodwa-ke, kuyamangaza ukuthi imali esebenza kahle kangaka ayisizwanga njengoba ingenhla ...

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"Uyacelwa ukuthi uphendule ukuthi zingaki izinsuku noma amasonto ahlala inkambo ye-trichomoniasis yokwelashwa? Akunakusebenza ngokwezigaba ukuphuza utshwala, noma emithanjeni ethile encane akuyona ingozi? Akunakwenzeka yini ukucabanga ngokuphila ngokocansi, noma ungaphila ngosizo lwendlela yokuvimbela inzalo? "

"Dokotela, ngizophila!" - "Uzokwenza, kodwa kuphela ngosizo lokuvimbela inzalo ..."

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"Mina nginezimpawu ezilandelayo: iphunga elingathandeki nokulunywa, uma ungagezi usuku 2-3. Ngaphandle kwezinkinga. "

"Ngicela ungitshele. Omunye umngani womngane wami uthe (noma kunalokho, endaweni ethile funda) ukuthi i-papaverin yezidakamizwa ibangela ukwakheka kwe-penis. Futhi ngifunde endaweni eyodwa okuthiwa yizikhathi zaseSoviet yakwenza emsipha! Kungenzeka yini ukubiza ukwakheka ngokwazisa umthamo ophakeme we-papaverin ku-buttock noma kudingekile ukuphatha kahle? "

Eh, mngani. Funda indaba elandelayo! Uma kusaphila kusaphila, kunjalo.

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"Isimo esibuhlungu kakhulu lapho umuntu azinikele ngempilo yakhe yocansi. Ngineminyaka engama-47 ubudala, ngempilo yocansi kube nesimo esamukelekayo ngokuphelele, kodwa, umuntu wabonakala emncane, futhi umuntu wanquma ukunqoba ubude obusha obusebayeni.

Okokuqala, 2 ml we-papaverine intracererinno, i-Junction - ungagoqa izipikili, kahle, upholile, ungayeki ku-3 ml futhi kwenzeka ukuthi kwenzeke ukuthi kwenzeke ukuthi kwenzekani, Ukwakhiwa akazange adlule ngemuva kwamahora ama-3, futhi akunakuqala ukuqina, konke kusobala, ukusebenzelana, kudingeka ukwenze, umfazi ofumanekile, ulinde ukuthi yonke into yayolala Amahora angu-12, sijezisa umgodi, sikujele, siyabonga amaqanda, ukwakhiwa kwangena ekunciphiseni.

Manje, kwenzeke into embi kakhulu okwenzekile: Umsila wami owuthandayo opal njengobusika. Kunesifiso, i-viagra 100 MG ikhona, kepha azikho ama-erouctions. Ngitshele abangane, yilokho konke? Ungalokothi uthole yena ejabule nowesifazane? Ungalokothi umphuthumise ikhanda lakhe eliluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka okukhulunywa ngawo lapho kubona izingxenye zokuyenga umzimba wowesifazane? Futhi konke ngezandla zakho! "

Asikwazi nje ukuphawula ngale ndaba e-enchanting. Umbhali usevele wamlandela yena uqobo. Njengoba zasiza yena. Phila isikhathi eside ukuzimela kwabesilisa ezindabeni zomuthi!