# Prokino. "I-Jungle Book": UMowgli ulimaza ukushaya okusha

Umbukeli onolwazi waya kuma-movie, wawa ebuntwaneni futhi akakwazanga ukusebenza ngokwejwayelekile, kepha ufuna ukugijima ehlathini ngezimpawu ezibomvu. Ngakho-ke ungayi kwi-movie ku- "Jungle Book", futhi ufunde kangcono ukuphinda uphinde. Futhi-ke futhi ebuntwaneni baphuma baphuma, abazokukhipha lapho?

Into yokuqala amanothi wesibukeli ukuthi: Mowgli ezikhiweni ezibomvu. Ugijimela kuzo ehlathini, ebheka ukubamba kwabantwana bakhe. Siyalazi kahle ipulasi futhi ungakhathazeki nge-Mowgli, sikhathazekile ngamabhulukwe.

Okokuqala, ingane yaseSoviet ngaphakathi kithi ayivumelani ukuze abomvu. Okwesibili, lapho, kuphi, ukuphi lo mfana omnandi, ohlanzekile, owandiswa kahle uthathe ihlathi elibomvu kangaka ?! "Evela ekhathuni laseMelika," isibukeli esinolwazi sizibophezele yena futhi sithule okwesikhashana.

UBagira, ngokwemvelo, owesilisa (yebo, kangangokuba sasifuna, mhlawumbe, uDali, kodwa yena, u-Ala, uPanther), walamukela ukufundisa i-Mowgli of Life futhi aphonse kanye nezimpisi. UBagira unobuhlanga obusobala kubantu, ngakho-ke akafuni ngempela ukubona okusobala: Mowgli - indoda nokuziphatha ngokujwayelekile kuye.

Yebo, sathola kanjalo naku-Intanethi. "Kungani uKatzman aqamba umJuda, uyindoda elungileyo, futhi akekho mJuda."

Kwethulwa ngokushesha emkhandlwini we-Farn. Edwaleni loMkhandlu, kukhona i-alala endala ehlakaniphile, izimpisi zigijima zizungeze, konke kulindeleke. Izimpisi i-choir zisho umthetho wehlathi. Ingane yaseSoviet imemeza ngaphakathi futhi yafakelwa, ngoba esikhundleni se- "sikuwe ngegazi elilodwa, wena nami" sizwa isikhulumi ngokukhazinyuliswa kokuqoqa ukuqoqa.

Masinyane kweza isomiso, idwala le-Fermenter livela emfuleni, futhi wonke umuntu uya ekhaya. Abampofu banesici, ngokusho kwamazinga weWolf, iMowgli ixoxa ngayo yonke into ngokuhleba. Futhi ulahliwe - ngamaqhinga abantu. Yebo, bakhona ehlathini bonke abacwasa, bazi ngokuzumayo ngengane yaseSoviet ngaphakathi kwesibukeli esinolwazi. Isibukeli siyanikezela.

Kungazelelwe wonke umuntu ukhathazekile. I-aquel yakhathazeka kakhulu futhi, idinga ukuthi uMowgli ukucasha ngemuva kwakhe, kanti uSherhana uyasikhonjiswa. USherhan uyisihlobo esijwayelekile se-bollywood villain-raja, esimane nje simi. Kuyiqiniso, ufuna iMowgli ukuthi ikhiphe futhi isongele ngalokhu ukubulala uhhafu wemihlambi. Hhayi-ke, njengoba kusongela - ukusikisela ngobumnene ngesitayela seChicago Mafios.

Ingane yaseSoviet ngaphakathi izama ngobuhlakani ukuthola esikrinini uShakala Tobaki, owayebonakala eyi-villain kuyo yonke imithetho ye-Bollywood, kepha iStkal Tobaki Disney Casting ayidlulanga, futhi ingane yaseSoviet ingeyesikhashana futhi inesizungu.

Isomiso siphela, iphakethe likhathazekile, futhi ekugcineni, konke - ikakhulukazi - ikakhulukazi i-baghthir - isinqumo sokususa abantu abahle kubantu, ukuze uSherch akambulaleli ingxenye yomhlambi. U-Baghhir Him, empeleni, nokuhola.

Sinikezwa ikhathuni elidala elidala le-disney, elithi i-nostalgia: UMowgli ucabanga ukuthi uzoya kuye ukuthi ashiywe kuye azohlala ehlathini. Kepha lapha, futhi, ngokuzumayo. Yebo, Sherhan.

"Ngiyazisusa, akukho lutho ... okungukuthi: run, mowgli, run!" U-Bagira, futhi uMowgli ugijimisa ingxube nge-buffaloes. "Hmm," kusho umntwana waseSoviet ngaphakathi, ebheka uSherhan othukuthele. "Akanalo ihlosi ngalezi buncani ukukhukhula?" Kepha esikrinini kuphela eMowgli, ngenkathi engafiki ebubini raji.

Ngemuva kwalokho uSherhan uya edwaleni loMkhandlu, abulala ama-aquel futhi amukelwa ukuyenga impisi yabantu abasha. Lokho wukuthi, wengayenga ngomqondo othile, kodwa unokuhlobisa okuningi, une-pedafofil. Futhi-ke uyachaza, kuzoba, ngenkathi i-mowgli ingaveli futhi ingavumeli ukuba azibulale. Ngoba.

I-Mowgli, okwamanje, iwela ehlathini ehluke ngokuphelele futhi iqala ukuzulazula ngayo ngokuqiniseka ngokuphelele ukuthi manje uzothola isikhwama. Yize i-bagiir ikwenza ngokusobala yacaca lokho acabanga ukubona i-mowgli kuphela ekude nasedolobhaneni lomuntu. Elinye ihlathi elizokwenza i-mowgli liqala ukwehla kwe-maper kaa. Ungowesifazane. Futhi kubi kakhulu, ngaphandle kwalokho.

Ingane yaseSoviet ikhala ngaphakathi. Isibukeli esinolwazi simchaza ukuthi wonke umfana ojwayelekile waseNdiya empilweni unowesifazane oyedwa omuhle kuphela - umama. Futhi konke okunye, kunjalo, konke kuyikho. Ingane emangele ibuza ukuthi ilungile yini nge-Indian Boy.

I-Kaa njengesipho sokuzibulala isiza u-Mowgli ukukhumbula ukufa kukayise (isipho esishayisayo, ngasikhathi sinye), futhi ngasikhathi sinye siqonda ukuthi izifinyezo kuMowgli zisuka eminyakeni emithathu. Ngaphambi nje kokuba bakwaSharovar. Ukumelana kakhulu yenza amabhola wezingane eNdiya, yini enye ongayisho.

Ingane yaseSoviet ngaphakathi ikhumbula ukuthi wayenokufanayo emfundweni yezomzimba, eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka kuphela. Ebangeni lesikhombisa, bengingadilikile. Isibukeli esinolwazi ezinkumbulweni ezinjalo. Wayesevele ejwayele ukuba yinxiwankulu futhi ngandlela thile ngisho ne-hipster, futhi nakhu.

Kepha lapha kunokushintsha okubukhali kokuvezwa, futhi iMowgli iqala ukuba abangane nebhola. Njenganoma yibuphi ubungane, lokhu kuyazuzisa. Isibonelo, i-Mowggri ikhishwe ngoju lwebhola, futhi ibhola libuye lithathe uju lwe-mowgli. Futhi wonke umuntu ujabule.

Yize kungekho, ngesinye isikhathi ibhola selilungele ukuvikela i-mowgli, lapho futhi ngokuzumayo wonke umuntu ukhathazekile. Kepha esikhundleni sikaSherhan, i-bugger iyavela futhi iqala ukuhlazisa bobabili. Bobabili bazizwa bengcono kune-B ​​Sheran.

Ibhola liyamukelwa nguMowgli, ukuthi ubudlelwano babo buphelile. Mowgli, njengoba ekholelwa kuwo wonke umfana waseMelika, ekucasuleni ekhwela endlini yakhe esihlahleni. Isibukeli esinolwazi kanye nengane yaseSoviet ngaphakathi asigculisekile, ngoba le yifilimu yaseMelika, futhi umfana ungumNdiya. I-Disney ibonise ngokushesha ukuthi kuyadingeka ukuthi uzungu: ama-manderlogs e-mowgli.

Isimo sokuthumba sihle. Ingane yaseSoviet ngaphakathi iyajabulisa kakhulu. Ibhola kanye neBaghhir Run, Mowgli izimpukane, entabeni yehlathi, ethempelini lezintaba, ethempelini laseBanderloga futhi lilethe iMowgli. Ekugcineni ekugcineni kungena esiteshini se-canon. Ingane yaseSoviet iyayikhumbula, "izobiza uKaaa, kwathi ama-banderlog azonikezwa uMowgli ukuba abe yinkosi yawo!"

Kodwa-ke, uKaa Waa uhlala ehlathini, inkosi yamaBanderlogs isivele ikhona. Igama lakhe nguLouis, kanye namagagasi ezibukeli ezinolwazi kuye njengomngane wakudala. Kulungile, le monkey yafika e-cinema evela ku-Old Disney Partoon. Washintsha kuphela kusukela lapho. Kakhulu ngosayizi.

Ingane yaseSoviet engaphakathi ibika isibukeli esinolwazi ukuthi uma iqhuma kakhulu impande ye-pop, kwenzeka kuye okufanayo. Isibukeli esinolwazi uRzhet.

Umfana omuhle waseNdiya, njengoba ekholelwa kuyo yonke ingane emnandi, ebhubhisa ithempeli elidala futhi kusobala ngokusobala nangokomlando, afunde ngokufa kwe-AQU futhi uyakuqonda ukuthi waba ngumuntu. Cha, hhayi ngomqondo, njengasekupheleni kwekhathuni yaseSoviet, kodwa ukuhamba, ukuthatha imbali ebomvu kubantu futhi baziphindisele ekufeni kokwamukelwa, futhi ngasikhathi sinye. Yikuphi uMowgli akwenzayo, athululelwayo, njengoba kufanele abe ingane enhle, noma ngabe usevele waba yindoda, uhhafu wehlathi.

"Wozani," nigxambuza lo mntwana waseSoviet ngaphakathi, "Yindlela engikhuluma ngayo namakati ePolo, lapha uyafika!" Kepha uMowgli unginika ukufundwa kwe-pedoophilic yaseSherkhan, kusho ukuthi uyimpisi yobuhlanga futhi uphonsa ithotho emfuleni.

USheran Triumph. I-Bagheir Fucking. Futhi, ngokusobala, i-wolf anthem yokuqoqa ikhiqiza ukumangala okukhulu. Ufana ne-panther yobuhlanga, enjalo, ekhuluma ngokuqinile, ukungakwazi. I-Wolf Team iyaphonsa eSherkhan, uBaghheir waphinde wamemeza: "Run, Mowgli, gijimani!", Mowgli run futhi agijime emlilweni.

Ingane yaseSoviet ngenxa yesibukeli esinolwazi futhi imbozwe emlonyeni wakhe impande ye-pop ibanjenge-hamster. Isakhiwo sishiya ngokusobala okujwayelekile, kepha ingane ngaphakathi kuyo ekugcineni iyayithanda.

I-Mowgli Jumps, uSherchan ugijima, umlilo nesihogo, uSherhan Nastigies Mowgli futhi ubeka isithombe esijwayelekile se-Bollywood: "Yebo, ungumgwale futhi uhlonipha obaba awuyena umgwaqo!" - "Cha, angisiyona igwala, hamba lapha, ngeRaj!" "I-idiot," ucabanga isibukeli esinolwazi, kepha uMowgli akazange athathe isinqumo sokufa kahle. Ubulala uSherhana kahle.

I-Mowgli iyaphila, izimpisi, iningi, futhi, ihlathi livutha, wonke umuntu uyajabula.

Izindlovu ziza zithele ehlathini ngasemfuleni.

Izitha.

P.S. Qiniseka ukuthi ubona izihloko. Ngokugcwele. Kuze kube sekupheleni. Isibukeli esinolwazi nengane yaseSoviet ngaphakathi kunconywa yi-duet.

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