Noma iyiphi intombazane ithanda ubumsulwa, kepha iyakuzonda ukudideka ngama-rags. Uyalithanda ikhekhe, kepha lizonda isisu. Futhi lokhu kuyinto ejwayelekile, yebo! Yebo, ezintweni ezincane: kusenenqwaba yezinto ezinganikezwa amadoda aphakathi. Sidinga nje ukukhumbula. Ngokuthobeka inhlekisa ikhanda bese uphinda: "Yebo, sithandwa, awukwazi ukwenzeka njengendawo futhi awunakulimaza njenge-athomu. Phuza iwayini elibomvu, udle ushokoledi! "
Yenza kahle!
Nansi umyeni wakho nezingane, ngokusobala isizwe se-troggal. Uma ungabakhiphi kubo, yize kuyindlela yendlela, kuzoba ne-shik edabukisayo. Hhayi-ke, kuvimbelani ukuthi badle ngokufanele, hhayi njenge-cant of piglets? Futhi lapha ubaxosha emsileni nase-mane, ukuze bonke abaphathi babuhle. "Yebo, awunawo owanele lo utamatisi ovela ebhange! Sika, ubeke, futhi wenze isaladi. " Futhi kungaba kuhle ukulinda i-mitenka, futhi kuhle kakhulu - faka wonke amapuleti afanayo, futhi phakathi kwetafula lama-napkins ngethoni lamapuleti. Futhi wenzani, ukuhlala ngosuku lodwa (injabulo yabesifazane - umyeni ohambweni lwebhizinisi, hamster kanye nezingane ekuzalweni)? Isaladi, ehlotshiswe ngotshani kanye ne-lime elisikiwe? Ha ha kabili. Ulola inyama ebandayo evela epanini, ishiyele umnyango weJamb. Yebo, ngeminwe yakho, i-tastier kakhulu! Esandleni sesibili ngasikhathi sinye ebambe incwadi (futhi ngubani owakhuluma "uMitya, beka! Intando!"?), Nangokwesithathu kude. Lepota-a! Akukho lutho, esingakwenza, ngaphandle okuqinisekisa umthetho, uMarivanna akakwazanga ukuqamba amanga.
Ukunemba - konke kwethu
Impi ingcwele futhi ilungile, impi akuyona ngenxa yenkazimulo - ngenxa yokuphila efulethini. Kancane kancane uzonciphisa isivinini, izihlalo (okwakhe kuye - u-Wardrobes) zithambekele ophahleni futhi zingabe zibabona inkululeko. Izibandela zeminyango (zingama-hanger amasokisi) ngeke zitholakale unomphela. I-lingerie basket coortates kusuka kusizungu ... ungapheli amandla, intombi! Gcina Feng Shui! ... Kepha kungaba mnandi ukuzithatha futhi uzisuse ngekhamera efihliwe lapho ubuyela ephathini uye ebhikawofu laseBachelor. Unesikhwama esingakanani isikhwama? Kukutholwa yini amathayela akhanyayo? Akukho lutho, esingakwazi, ama-tights, ngesibani esikhanyayo esihlanganiswe ngesitayela namaphethini! Ngakho-ke uFeng Shui usekhona.
Ikati elibi
Yebo, lokhu kungukujeziswa kwe-karmic - indoda efaka ikhompyutha esikhundleni sokusiza isilinganiso esibuthakathaka (i, yebo!) Vula le bhange laseJalimane laseJalimane. Ngabe esikoleni esiphakeme emisebenzini ngifezeke ukuthi i-napkin ngeMinnie Mouse? Ukuze ukhethe i-manicure ngokuphefumlelwa kwe-Bottlicelli? Kuze kube manje, njenge-Amazon yokugcina, ukuvula lezi zithangatha ze-flasks-tin? Cha, hamba lapha bese uthatha leli thuluzi ezandleni zakho, ngidinga wena njengendoda njengamanje. Kepha uma, ngokwesibonelo, hhayi amakhukhamba hhayi amakhukhamba, kepha nakuwo wonke amabhodlela nokubomvu, ... Yebo, le manicure isivele ingenakuphikwa, yisikhathi sokubonisa okuthile okujabulisa kakhulu! Akukho lutho, esingakwazi, udinga ukuphuma komphefumlo okhathele ekucindezelekeni okungamahlalakhona.
Circle Loafers!
Bavila, bayimifino, bangabazalisayo. I-Bunny, njengoba usungahlala ngemuva kwalawa amathangi, isanqante kubo ekuvutheni, dichlofos kwisibungu. Noma lapha - futhi wazama ukungabi ngumhawu wendoda ebholeni? Uma engunamuhla enesisa nesisa, futhi akuyena wonke umuntu impilo yomuntu siqu - futhi kude nalokho? Ulungele ukuchitha isikhathi namandla ngako yonke imfucuza, ngaphandle kwami - ngingudoti obaluleke kangako kuye, nginike uDichlorofosu, ngizomkhipha, bese ngimdubula. Futhi yini ifoni lapha? Uyini ifoni? Nakhu lokhu, okubomvu? Cha, akucaci. Ihora nesigamu, yithi, Marinka? Futhi amahora amathathu nantathu nesigamu esithangamini esihlokweni esithi "Ngiyintombazane, futhi ngifuna uFyr Fyr Fyri"? Ngemuva kwalokho uphuthelwe okungalungile! Futhi ngokuvamile, ekugcineni singakwazi, sine-fengshuyne eyengeziwe futhi sintekenteke Fyr Fyr Fyr Fyri.
Angihambile, ngiyindlu
Yebo, ayicimi ukukhanya endlini yangasese. Yebo, akabheki umaki wentengo lapho ethatha amagremu angama-400 eshalofini ama-ruble angama-300, lapho okufanayo kuyefana, kepha kufana nephakethe elincane elincane lapho ama-ruble angama-60. Yebo, kepha ngaphandle kwalokhu usoso kungenzeka. Futhi nangaphezulu - ngaphandle kwaleli cala. Vumela ukukhahlela okokuqala kithi itshe elisho ukuthi ngaphandle kokonga okunzima kungadonswa eholidini noma ugcine iplanethi. Cha, kahle, nangu masinyane "Ukuthengwa okuphoqelekile, ukuthenga okuphoqelelayo", "izikhwama ezimbili ezinamaholo kanye neyesithathu ngesasele"! Singakwazi, lokhu kwelashwa kwezitolo kubizwa, cela izazi zokusebenza kwengqondo.
Sasithathwa kancane
Futhi ungaphikisi, unezinto zokuzilibazisa ezingajwayelekile, uma kungenjalo ukusho iziphukuphuku. Yebo, yilokho okungokwama-mania - chitha iminyaka engcono kakhulu yempilo yakho (akusekho yini ukuthi i-gaikare nawo wonke amashalofu, iNewton isivele ivule yonke imithetho!) Kuzo, ihlekisayo, kusho ukuqoqwa kwamamodeli? Hlanganisa, u-Wallet Vuuuming. Futhi-ke bayefana, amamodeli walawa, noma epulazini angalisebenzisa, noma uFeng Shui athuthuke, noma aze ahlukane, ekugcineni. Futhi ungabi lapha, sicela ukhumbule ibhayisekili elihlukile! Kuhle kakhulu kwavela, ngendlela. Futhi akaqoqi isifuba esivulwe kabusha, ngoba ihlanganisa i-napkin ehlukile efekethisiwe. Futhi ngokuvamile, singakwazi, sinezinto zokuzilibazisa zinobuciko obuhle kakhulu, futhi akukubi.
Ungazenza kanjani izinqumo
Lalelani, kahle, ubani phakathi kwethu ongumholi oqinile nomholi wePrad? Kufanele wenze isinqumo. Ngubani ozomemukela, asunduza? Ngine-PMS, i-manicure ebukekayo, i-dissertation ayivunyelwe kanti isithangami sasisuswa. Ngakho-ke, ukhethe ini nhlobo ?! Ngomucu grey-green, awukwazi ukubulala, bekungenakwenzeka ukuthola okufile okuthe xaxa? Kepha kungani ungacabangi nami? Ngithe ukuveza isinyathelo? Yebo, kusho. Ingabe empeleni yiMathematics ephezulu kakhulu: kufanele uthathe isinyathelo kuqala futhi wenze ukukhetha, kepha konke kufanele kusebenze njengoba ngangifuna ekujuleni komphefumulo wami. Yize mina uqobo ngingeke ngibona lokhu ngaleso sikhathi. Angizange ngifunde ukuthambekela kothandekayo wakho - kahle, ngokwami ngiyi-cormorant emibi. Futhi ngokuvamile, singakwazi. Ngoba ekujuleni komphefumulo uyakuqonda ngokwakho. Angiqondi? Yebo, i-Cormide yinto efanayo ongayithatha.
Umfana Omuhle Omuhle
Yebo, yebo, bengifuna ukuba mnene futhi ube muhle nami. Yebo, ngabuza izimbali namashokolethi. Yebo, yebo, ngolunye usuku, ngokuzumayo ngabona ukuthi ngesizathu esithile ngibathanda kakhulu abafana ababi. Nakhu okuthakazelisa bona. Futhi muhle kakhulu, awunawo amaphutha wokunikela, futhi ngokuvamile, uhlobo oluthile lwama-bups namashokolethi asevele ajabule ngandlela thile. Uxolo. Ngokuvamile, singakwazi, sinohlelo lwezinto eziphilayo ukwenza izinto eziphikisanayo: futhi lowo wonke umuntu aphule nxazonke, sakhipha inzalo ngezizukulwane zezinhlobo zemvelo futhi sangena esidlekeni, futhi ukuze ngihlale esidlekeni, umsila we-fluffy wethukile. Ubani ongeke afune ukungaziwa? Ukuziphendukela kwemvelo ... Uyazi ukuthi ngubani onenhliziyo.
Ngubani u -lietenant rzhevsky?
Ngiyazi, ukuthi "ngisanda kuza namacici, sisebenze kancane." Lapho uhamba nalawa ma-troglodites, wonke amantombazane amancane azungezile avela emnyameni kuya kuKim Kardashyan adlala kuChorus. Uyazi nokuthi ungaxoxa kanjani noma yini ngesoka lakho? Hhayi-ke, kukhona umuntu obunye, angazi, ukukhanya kwelanga, iGaika noNewton ... umhlaba muhle futhi uhlukile, futhi uyayithanda leyo nkosi - yonke into sizoshayela kwabesifazane. Futhi iqiniso lokuthi sitshelwa ngamantombazane ngamaphoyisa aseNyashny, noma ngoJohn iqhwa lethu efree - lokhu, ngicela ungakhohlisi. Akunakwenzeka ukungcwelisa, empeleni, lapha izandla ezingagezwanga kangako. Singakwazi. Siphinde sazama thina, singcwele ngoboya kanye nomfaniswano.
Thembeka kimi!
Amanga amnandi - lobu bugovu bekhalori akusikho kithi. Siqinile, sinesibindi (cha, akudingekile ukukhumbula le anecdote lapha!) Futhi kuthuthukile. Ake ungitshele, sithandwa, sinjengoMoya: Kuyiqiniso, bese usuku lokuqala ngikushaye ngolwazi lweJung? Futhi hhayi kulo bonke abandiza blouse ebangeni lezinkinobho ze-plexus zelanga? Ini? Nesifuba eKumpolu? Ngifisa ukuthi awukusho lokho! Kungani ubuze? Ngethemba isiwula! Cha, he, ake ungitshele, kuphela ngokweqiniso: Lapho ngisezinyangeni ezimbili kamuva ngezifundo, awunalutho noMarther, ngacabanga ukuthi kubonakala kimi? Ini?! Futhi uDichlorofosu kumakhukhamba? Kungani ubuze? Lapho-ke, kwadingeka ngizwe "cha"! Ngeke ngisho lutho manje. Ngiyakwazi. Uyehlulwa. Futhi ukungazi kwemithetho akuveli ekulahlekelweni. Iya, umfana, funda i-femine psychology, ukudambisa omunye!