Iqiniso lokuthi kukhona okungahambi kahle kwalaba bantu - thina, izingane zaseSoviet Times, safunda kakhulu kamuva. Bese kuthi-ke ngobukeka obukhulu obulingile nabantu abadala nakumalume nakuma-tepecs kusuka kwizikrini ze-TV. Abanye bethu bakholwa, abanye babengaqondakali. Futhi abanye - basithulisa ukuba sithuthumele emadolweni. Futhi namanje kusale imfihlakalo, kungani laba bahlanya beqoqa izigidi phambi kwezikrini futhi kubandakanya nezikhathi zabo emakhaya amasiko.
Anatoly kashpirovsky, nokwazi-ubani
I-Telemeans Anatoly Mikhailovich - ukwesabeka kokuqala kobuntwana bethu. Khumbula, yebo, njengoLyuto, usisindisile kithi esikrinini, njengegazi, ngokungenangqondo futhi evutha amadumela "ukufakwa kwakhe"?
Nginikeza ukufakwa!
Brrr. Akumangazi ukuthi asizange silalele, siyathuthumela. Kepha uma ucabanga ukuthi lolu phawu lokwakhiwa kabusha selumbozwe ngothuli futhi lungabi kubi, bese lushabha futhi. Ouuu, manje uzosebenza! I-Kashpirovsky ngokuhamba kweminyaka akuyona ushintsho ngokuvamile! Okungukuthi, uneminyaka engamashumi ayisikhombisa ebukeka kahle namashumi ayisihlanu, anamashumi mathathu anamashumi amabili nanhlanu. Uhlobo oluthile lwegama eliyimfihlakalo, elithembekile.
U-Allan Chumak. Impendulo yethu yiSanta Barbara!
U-Allan Vladimirovich uphumelele inkazimulo, amanzi athweswe amacala, okhilimu, amafutha avela esikrinini se-TV futhi mhlawumbe ngisho ne-borscht. Kepha asimthandi. Futhi ngezwi lesipikha elinikezwe kahle, ngempunga enhle, nge-clever futhi enhle ibukeke izibuko. Kuhle, kuhle! Omdala kaMdala uMusile futhi emaphepheni akazange alunge, naphezu kwazo zonke izigidi zakhe.
Yuri Longo. Zombiapocalypse uyeza!
Lesi yisakhamuzi esigcwele kakhulu eBalahon. Khumbula ukuthi wawahola kanjani, wabopha amaketanga evusa imishanelo? Umthakathi omubi kakhulu! Futhi nakhu okungenzeka ukuthi awukukhumbuli - ngakho-ke leli iqiniso lokuthi umlimi omkhulu wayazi ukuthi angavuselela kanjani abafileyo. Ngoba unqatshelwe ukuyibuka. Cha, yize kunomsakazo obukhoma kusuka eMorgue, izidumbu zihamba, amantombazane amancane. Futhi, yize le nsumansumane isheshe yathuthuka izazi ze-pathologists, u-Longoyo waqhubeka nokuqhubeka nokuzibomba ngokuthi ama-zombies azulazula phakathi kwethu. Bheka ukuthi ngabe umuntu omaziyo omusha akafile, elula kakhulu: Phokotha ungene enaliti entanyeni. Uma ngingaboni lutho futhi ngivela - ngicela u-mil yovovich.
UMaria Dady Kristu ucishe abe ngowesifazane, cishe u-Astronaut
Owesifazane obuthakathaka kwakunzima ukumelana nokuncintisana namadoda, ikakhulukazi ngezikhathi, manje ezibizwa ngokuthi "uLidi amashumi ayisishiyagalolunye." Ngakho-ke, uMaria Dady Kristu wanquma ukungashintshelwanga ngenxa yezimpikiswano, kodwa waze wazenzela ukubambelela kanye nentombi nto uMariya, noKristu ngasikhathi sinye. Amabili kwelinye, ngakho-ke ukukhuluma. Futhi uyazi, wasebenza! Mhlawumbe ngoba sisanda kuthola ukuthi kukhona "i-shampoo nesimo somoya ebhodleleni elilodwa." Futhi ngokuvamile - kahle, ubani omunye owayeyintombazane enabasebenzi? Unobuso obungakaze bube khona ... Ngisho esithombeni esisenkingeni.
UGregory Glova, Owesilisa no-Epic bahluleka
UGrigory Petrovich, ukuze wazi, isimo sesibili sikaJesu Kristu. Lo muntu omangalisayo (enemibandela emincane, ngendlela) wayezoba ngumongameli futhi isimemezelo sokuqala sikhansela ekufeni. Lokho wukuthi, ukunqabela ngokusemthethweni ukuthi sikufe - uzizwa, yini amandla? Maye, esikhundleni sesihlalo sikamongameli, uGabova wahlala eNaryas - "enze imisebenzi ehlobene nokunikezwa kwezinsizakalo, kubandakanya nokuvuswa kwabafileyo" (c). Kepha into ethakazelisa kakhulu ukuthi kungekudala nje ngaphambi kokuba sejele, uGrova wamemezela ukuthi uyakwazi ukuthengisa i-teleport. Yini, ebuza, ehleli cishe iminyaka emihlanu futhi ichithelwe kubameli, yebo?
UVladimir Megre - "wena, nye, kedrozon!"
Lokhu kwaqala kwaqala ukusakazwa kumuntu wakubo, kodwa esikhundleni sakhe. Kuyaqondakala - kusuka ezintombini ze-anastasia ukufumbathisa kwezinto ezibushelelekile, ngoba uhlala eTaiga futhi ngokujwayelekile akunandaba. Izivumelwano zeTaiga Laminy yilezi: Ukuphila efeni elijwayelekile lemvelo (nendawo enehektha okungenani), kusuka ezinganeni kudingeka kukhulise abanikazi bomhlaba, nangemva kokufa kuzophinde kuzalwe kabusha ku-Alfa Centaur - naseVeloila .
U-Evdokia Marynko, "i-RADOTEA" - ubuhlakani be-para ye-levala enobukhulu obuyisishiyagalombili
Lapha, ake sithi, Ungumbhali nembongi. Ilungu le-Russian Writers Union ngisho. Futhi namanje awufundi, ngoba amavesi akho, ngiyaxolisa, ungahambi ndawo. Futhi yini - ukukhaphela i-kalline ngobukhulu? Susa amathemba, usebenze ukuze uhambe? HA! U-Evdokia akazange adideke futhi adale isayensi entsha - isigqi. Uma ufunda izinkondlo zakhe, khona-ke ungakwazi - Quote - "Thatha isikhathi esengeziwe bese usethula ubuchopho bakho." Bese uzama, zama!
I-Follicle ilungisa ubude besikhathi sokufometha ingxenye
Kudlulile? Okufanayo.
UZhanna Tsaregadskaya kanye neNgcwele Kakhulu Sisya
Uma ufuna ukuba yi-guru, hhayi ukucindezela okuningi, khona-ke ulandela labo asevele bawususe kuqala ukucubungula. Isibonelo, omama abasebasha - banenqwaba emibi, yingakho ukugxeka kokucabanga kuncishiswe kabi. Ngakho-ke uma ungumama osemusha - ungafundi ngokwengeziwe. Kuyo yonke eminye imizwa ethi: Kuyadingeka ukubeletha ngaphandle kodokotela - kubo, ukubulawa kwabantu, vele unikeze intando, ubungqabavu uzophula i-matrix ye-prenatal. Ngomntwana osanda kuzalwa, kudingeka ukuba ushaye - ulale embhedeni ulala phansi inyanga nesigamu, ngaphandle kokuvuka, bese kuthi intambo ye-Umbilical yengqondo iqhuma. Kuyadingeka ukondla ibele ngaphambi kokuzenzela, okwenzekayo kwabayisishiyagalombili cishe nesishiyagalombili, futhi uma ngaphambili - lokhu ukwehluleka kwamanga, thatha umlenze wenkukhu osentabeni! Konke lokhu, uJeanne ufundisa ezimiseni eziku-Site - kuyilapho omama abasebasha, aboshwe yizingane ezinama-rag ngemuva kwazo, bahlakulele insimu yomndeni yama-Tsaregs.
I-Olga Valyaev nenye i-anatomy ehlukile
Futhi labo abangakazalelanga ingane, ngoba hhayi kubani, akudingekile ekuphelelweni yimi. U-Olga Valyaeva uzokufundisa ukuyenga amadoda. Musa ukujaha amehlo akho, akusikho kuwe amabhuleki we-gloss sabesifazane namathiphu abo anjengokuthi "bheka engela, ekhaleni," kunesihloko esindayo. Ukuze wenze inkosana ehhashini elimhlophe empilweni yakho, udinga nje ukuklebhula kuye ngesibeletho. Uma isikhulu siyisiwula futhi asiqondi okokuqala - kunganqatshwa yiwo. Kanjani? Kulula kakhulu - ungalokothi ugqoke amabhulukwe. Futhi ungagqoki ama-panties. Gqoka iziketi ezinde - ziqongelela amandla kamama emhlabeni. Futhi wonke umuntu ukhona, use-pelvis pelvis perpetuum mobile. Kalula, kunjalo?
