Wonke umuntu ukhumbula indaba engcolile ngomkhumbi wePechekin, owayenguGadi, ngoba yena, kuyavela, kwakungekho bike. Futhi lapho nje kuvela umngani ofuywayo onamasondo amabili - voila! - Umuntu ojwayelekile waba. I-Pics.ru yaqoqa uhlu olushaywayo lwezipho esasifuna ngokufisa ebuntwaneni. Bheka futhi ungeze!
Unodoli we-barbie
Umqhele wemboni yezingane ye-Capitalism Cowatism: akekho nodoli wethu uMasha, uMisha noma, thethelela iNkosi, ngisho nokuvulwa kwamehlo kanye nokukhula kwemitha eyodwa akunakuthatha indawo - okunemilenze emile, enobunzima. Imilenze epholile kunazo zonke futhi izandla zazigobile (!), Nezinye izinhlakela futhi zijabule zazinekhaya lonke likaBarbie ngesixuku sezitsha, ezingadlalwa izinsuku ezithile. By the way, abafana balaba onodoli nabo badlalwa ngentokozo, ngakho lawo mantombazane asebuntwaneni abhekwana, ukuthi yini kulempilo, ebuzwa njengesipho noKen.
Umdlalo "Electronics"
Ukuthi impisi ", linda!" Ubani obambe amaqanda (ngendlela, ngabe ukhona umuntu acabange ngawo kungani amaqanda? Kungani nje, axoxe ngenyama encane Izingqinamba eziyinqaba, "izimfihlo zolwandle", ezazingakaze zicace kakhulu ukuthi zidlala kanjani, - Bengifuna ukube nje naleli bhokisi elinezinkinobho ezine ezibomvu. Ngendlela, bambalwa abantu abaziyo ukuthi yonke le midlalo ingukuhlukahluka noma amakhophi emidlalo yeNintendo ekhishwe ngo-1981-82. Futhi konke okunye kungokwethu, owokuzalwa: isikrini kumakristalu awuketshezi, icala lensimbi, kanye nalokhu kuhleka okuncane kwamabhethri ahlala elahlekile!
Bike "Schoolboy"
Ukuhamba ngebhayisekili egcekeni, ungazwa indlovukazi yabantu, indlovukazi yomhlaba kanye nomfazi wolwandle ebhodleleni elilodwa. Ngoba wonke umuntu uyadonsa kumasondo amancane anamasondo amathathu alula noma "ubungane" bezingane, lapho amasondo okuthepha ama-taural ahlungwa khona (amasaladi!) Kanye "ne-Schoolboy" kwakuyibhayisekili langempela labantu abadala! Futhi ubani igama! Abaningi baphupha ngaye njengesipho nje emkhankasweni wokuya ekilasini lokuqala, ngakho-ke ukuthi ngenhlonipho ukucacisa isihloko esiqhoshayo somfundi (lapha cishe yonke ibhodi lokuhlela linamathele futhi lilahlekelwe izinyembezi ezikhohlisayo ze-nostalgia).
Iketana
Futhi hhayi omunye womama bakagogo omncane womugqa kababa, kodwa musha! Umdwebo! Kumsulwa! Mhlophe! Ukusonta tulup kathathu! Shesha phezu kwabo ngokushesha kunokwendlela komoya nabafana ababi! Ukudala umona wangempela ezintombini, endleleni, kungenzeka ukuthi agibele isibambo, asekelane, futhi acasulwa iso kubafana abagingqika, iqhwa elonakalisiwe ". Izikebhe ezihle zibiza ama-ruble angama-30- 35, iholo elijwayelekile lalingama-ruble angama-80-100, ukuze iphupho lihlale liphupho. Okwamanje.
Thinta ngothando
Kodwa-ke, iningi lethu liphupha ngoMelusi waseJalimane ("kimi, uMukhtar!"), UCollie ("Lassi") noma iSenbern ("Beethoven"). Amakati ayeseposini elincane, ngoba cishe kwakukhona bonke ugogo ohloniphayo ebukhoneni, kodwa khumbula ukuthi ufunga kangaki kumama nobaba bageza izitsha, baziphathe kahle, ukuze baziphathe kahle Nikeza inja? Enye inkonyane yekhathuni ngoCarlson eboshwe kuyo yonke indawo, lapho ingane isakwethulwa khona! Kepha, ngendlela, uma nje ungathenganga umdlwane - lokhu kusepholie. Intombazane eyodwa esikhundleni se-puppy yathenga inhlanzi (WTF ?!) - Yilapho usizi lwezingane zeqiniso nedrama likhona!
I-Game Console
Vele, "Dandy"! Vele, "Amathangi"! Liphi umhlaba omnyama wamathangi, ha! Ama-joystick amabili, ukhozi olunamakhanda aphindwe kabili endlunkulu futhi wena nomngane wodwa ngokumelene nawo wonke umuntu! Phikela kusuka ephusheni! Ngemuva kwalokho i-Sega-Mega Drive kanye ne-Super Nintendo yavela, kepha uDandy uluthando lwaphakade. Futhi, ngendlela, isipho esihle kakhulu manje - unyaka omusha omusha awukude!
Uphiyano
"Ngikhumbula mancane kangakanani ebuntwaneni - ngangifuna njalo ukudlala upiyano futhi ngincenge abazali ukuthi bayithenge futhi bayithumele esikoleni somculo. Abantu abakwazi ukudlala, emehlweni ami bathola isimo sama-demigods, ngangikulungele ukulalela ukuthi badlala kanjani okungenani "u-Lee engadini, engadini" engaphansi. Ukube besiyovakashela, ngacacisa okokuqala uma ngabe kwakukhona upiyano futhi uma bekunjalo, khona-ke isifiso sami ezivakasheleni ezivakasheleni izivakashi ziye ezulwini. Ngenxa yalokho, abazali besizathu esithile banginike ukufunda ukudlala i-violin. Ngisakwazi ukuqonda lokhu kukhetha, kepha umculo utholile ngokulalela. Ngenxa yalokho, angazi ukuthi ngidlala kanjani upiyano noma i-violin. Manje ekhaya kuyinto synthesizer enhle yendoda enomyeni egcwele ikhibhodi, kepha ngasizathu simbe i-Oversen ejabulisa ayibangeli. Kuyisono. "
Umdlali
Iwashi elikhulu
Noma yikuphi okuhle. Amaviki onke nge-elekthronikhi (ngiyakhumbula manje - ngiphuphe nge-pink nge-cat leopold, obani, ukubala imizuzwana - approops.), Uhlobo lwe-Casio, noma - ukukhishwa! - I-Meichen, entombiwe, ngesongo elinezimbobo zegolide kanye nokudayela okuncanyana ukuthi kwakudingeka kube lula ukuqala njalo ekuseni noma kusihlwa.
Ukudla
Akusona ihlaya kwakuyisipho esihle! Ungafika ne-snikwane le-snimhersov ngosuku lokuzalwa futhi ube yisivakashi esihle kakhulu, ngokumangala kwe-kinder. Futhi abazali abakwazanga ukukhathaza ngesipho futhi bathathe ingane eMcDonalds, "baskin amaRobbins" noma ukudla okulimazayo okulimazayo - injabulo yayibhulukwe eligcwele! Kuyafaneleka ukuvuma ukuthi isishintshe kancane kusukela kulowo mzuzu: usaya lapho ngeholide futhi ujabule! (Ngisathatha ngezinye izikhathi ukuthatha "Happy Mil"! - I-Prim.Avt.)