Isibonisi salo mbhangqwana, noma kungani sidonsa futhi senzeni ngakho?

Abantu abakwazi ukuhamba ethangini ngamahora amabili bahlanza iTrojan ezine kwiseva, futhi ngenxa yokuzinikela ukuze bachaze umakhelwane ophuzile olala ngombono omuhle kakhulu! Kungani usuka ngokushesha, ubona umfazi ongenhla? Manual Cha? Nayi incwadi.

Owesifazane angakwazi ukwenza ngobuqili ngenxa yezizathu ezine. Sinquma isizathu futhi sihambisane namacala alula ngombuzo othi "Kungani kukhona ubumnyama obunjalo?" (Noma ama-analogues)

# 1. Isizathu sangaphandle. Uthola incazelo ecacile: (Izinyo liyabuhlungu, emsebenzini wathola, ubuchopho bomama bushiywe). Okufanele ngikwenze? Akukona ngawe, kepha unganikela ngokusekelwa okunobungane. Into efana ne- "Ufuna ubhiya noma cocoa? Khetha, ngizohlela "noma" Masivele sichaze lokhu kuhlupheka "

# 2. PMS. Isimo siyinkimbinkimbi kancane. Kungaba yimpendulo ethembekile - yebo yi-PMS yami, Tereci; Mhlawumbe "konke ukuthembela futhi uyisiwula, nokwabelana kakhulu"; ingathola. Uma uxhumana nale ntombazane ngenyanga yokuqala, isitayela sakhe somuntu siqu se-PMS singakumangaza, futhi uma kungenjalo, uzokujwayela ukufaka isikhumbuzi ngaso sonke isikhathi "Thenga amaswidi bese ulungele usuku umhlengikazi. " Kepha kuma-PM wendoda kunamaphuzu amabili amahle: 1. Kuzodlula. 2. Lokhu anikwenzi. Zikubheke ngesimilo esimi ngokuzenzakalelayo esihleliwe.

# 3 no # 4. Isibonisi esifiphele noma esiphukile kusuka ohlangothini lwakho. Lesi yisizathu esibi! Embuzweni wokuhlola ungathola inqwaba yemilayezo ehlukahlukene, evame kakhulu, esukela ku- "You Goat", ukuqeda "konke kuhamba kahle, noma ungatholi impendulo, noma uthole incwadi ebunzini. Awucabangi yini ngokungathi sína, yini le ntombazane ngokwayo eyayiwohloka? Siyakuqinisekisa ukuthi wenze umuntu wanoma yimuphi umuntu ocansini ngokugcwele, udinga futhi isikhathi, futhi izimo eziningi ezibalulekile, njengeqabunga le-A4 LSD noma iminyaka eminingi eSyphilis.

Ngokombono wakhe, okwenza ukuthi wenzani manje kusobala futhi kunengqondo. Yondla uhlelo phakathi kwakho. Iqiniso lokuthi amantombazane nodokotela bezengqondo babiza igama elithi "ubuhlobo", futhi sizobiza i-Clear Russian Word "interface". Isibonisi se-pair siyithuluzi elijwayelekile elisekela uhlaka lwesenzo sakho esihlangene nezikweletu. Abantu badedelwa ngokuphelele, futhi ngisho naku-interface aphukile, kungenzeka ukuthi wabona - siphila efulethini elifanayo futhi singabingeli ngisho. Njengethuluzi, isikhombimsebenzisi esibonakalayo sidinga ukuba necala njalo futhi azange avumele amagciwane kuwo.

Uma intombazane ingena ekuqondisweni kwakho, kepha iyakwazi okunye ukuxoxa nodadewabo noBoodra ezindabeni zomsebenzi - qiniseka ukuthi kusesixhumeni.

Ukulungiswa nokuhlola

Okokuqala zama ukukhokhisa. Ukubukeka kwezindawo zokuhlangana ngaphandle kwabezindaba ngokomzimba ukuthi kungenzeka ukuthola ukuthi isixhumi sawo sokushaja singase sihlolwe kuphela. Futhi, ngokubalulekile, iningi lezindawo ezinjalo zidinga izinhlobo eziningi zamandla. Malini - futhi ekhethiwe. Iyathukuthelisa, kepha khumbula ukuthi le ntombazane evela kolunye uhlangothi kufanele ikhokhiswe ngendlela efanayo ukuze usakazeke kuwo ngaphandle komsindo namaphikiseli ahlanzekile. Futhi uma ucabanga ukuthi kulula kuye - vele ufunde kuye ukwahlukanisa kwesine.

Ngakho-ke, okokufaka kwamandla esibonakalayo salombhangqwana kukhona okulandelayo:

#one. Isikhathi esihlanganisiwe

Ungahlola kanjani, hhayi kulokhu uma ukungena kukhishwe: Buza "Ufuna, ngeke ngiye noma kuphi ngempelasonto, sizobe silele embhedeni?" Noma "okuthile esingakuyanga ndawo isikhathi eside, ngikukhumbule!"

Bheka - Ubuso bukhanyisiwe, amahlombe aphendukela kuwe -. Ukubhubha "Ukuqamba amanga? Ubheka ukuthi indlu iyafana nani! " - Kulungile, indawo ekhishwe kakhulu ayikho lapha, vivikela phambili.

# 2. Ukuxhumana kwenhlangano

Qabula futhi unikine. Ungathinti izindawo ezi-erogenous. Ukunqanda kwakhe okwesikhashana. Kwabesifazane basendulo emihumeni ethintana naye emzimbeni, bekulokhu kuningi, kanti amadoda ashaya imammoti - lapha nodadewethu, nansi umshana omncane, athukuthele.

Lapho umfazi egoba, unomuzwa wokuthi kukhona okupholile kothile ngokulandelayo. Ngakho-ke, hhayi ukwethusa kangako ukuze uphile. Ukugxila kungukuthi umuntu othile akwazi ngokwakhe kusho ukuba mdala uqobo, umphumela akuyona eyakho. Futhi lapho kungekho muntu wokumukela noma ngubani - waxoshwa emhumeni, futhi uSmilodon useduze

Uma umgwaze, futhi uyala futhi u-purr - okudingekayo. Uma igwetshwe futhi ihluke - hhayi lokho.

# 3. Ubulili

Okokuqala, kubalulekile ukukhumbula ukuthi lokhu akufani nalokhu okufanayo nesigaba 2, kanti okwesibili, kulula ukushaja ukungahambi okwakho kuphela, kodwa futhi nasekuqondisweni kwayo. Ngokufanelekile, lapho sekwenziwe ngocansi futhi uphumule futhi, njengawe. Noma ngenhliziyo ekhuphuka amabhizinisi abo, noma ngenjabulo. Uma kulele, kubheke odongeni, noma kugqoke ngokushesha - akukho mali edlulile, noma ngabe kungekho kuphi umjikelezo omfushane. Noma uphazamisa noma yikuphi okunye ukufakwa, hlola.

#Four. Imali kanye nokuhlangana kwabo

Yebo, kungenzeka ukuthi uyazi ukuthi kunezindawo zokuhlangana eziqhubeka kulokhu kungena kuphela. Futhi lokhu akuyona nje ubufebe kanye nemishado yokuhlatshwa. Unguboya bakhe amajazi namadayimane, uyaxhumana emhlabeni wabezindaba. Uthola imeya yedolobha, wakha izinto zokwakha ngesephulelo. Uyindlu yakhe eMoscow, uyisimo somyeni wakhe senkanyezi yethelevishini.

Abantu banelungelo. Into esemqoka, kufanele uqonde kahle ukuthi ngabe udinga isikhombimsebenzisi esinjalo. Uma intombazane yakho isabela kahle kuphela ku- "ngifuna indandatho?" - Lokhu kungukuthi, kusuka kolunye uhlangothi, kunganzima ngokuqhathaniswa nokuchuma okungapheli kwezinketho zokushaja. Kepha kwesinye isikhathi kuyamangaza.

Futhi imvamisa i-interface ikhokhise "ekhokhiswa" kulokhu okufakwa lapho intombazane izwa - uma izozithola ngenyanga yesine yokukhulelwa, izinga lalo lokuphila ngeke liwe. Akukhathalekile ukuthi ukwenze kanjani - nje ukunwebisa amanani aqhubekayo epulazini eliphelele, elinikeza izinto, uma lokho, ungathengisa noma ngandlela thile. Uqobo, konke okusendlini kwahlukana, ngokwesibonelo. Noma ukusebenza njengokuhlanya "ukusithatha sobabili ezweni elihle." Okwethu, uthola imali "kanye namandla", ifundeka "ukuphepha" ngakolunye uhlangothi. Ngakho-ke lo mshini usebenza, ukumangala.

Kepha - Mhlawumbe - waphonsa enye imammo wakho emlenzeni, futhi usalulwe. Kulungile, sinelinye imbobo okudingeka uyihlole.

#Five. Ukuqaphela

Lokhu kungakanani ocabanga ngezenzo zakho ezifana nokuthi zikhona. Abantu abajwayelekile bayazise abanye ngokuthanda kwabo endaweni ethile esigabeni sokuqomisana. Futhi baqala ukusesha izindawo ezivamile, futhi izinto ezingahambelani zisakazeka ngesikhathi somuntu siqu.

Uthanda uMuse, futhi wena niineinchnails - Bala, yini ngempela olalela ngayo lapho uhlala ndawonye? Ngabe ugoba i-petrovsky encane ye-petrovsky, lapho isixuku sesitha sindiza ethangini lakho - ukuphi ngalesi sikhathi? Awukwazi ukubekezelela iphunga le-acetone - upenda kuphi izipikili? Unendawo eyinhloko emhlane yakhe emhlane wakhe, futhi uyayithanda ukudlala kangaka - Uwuxazulula kanjani lo mbuzo? Uthukuthele kabi lapho ekhuluma nale zwi elivilaphayo nocansi lowesilisa wowesilisa - futhi wena uzimomotheka kahle i-esherier noma wenze ubuso obuqinile lapho useduze?

Isibonisi sakho singakunakwa ukunakwa kobabili ngaleyo kanye nangenye indlela. Ngokuvamile, ngokusho kwengqondo, lokhu kufakwa kulinganiselwe ndawonye, ​​wonke umuntu waveza "ngiyayiphonsa" - ulalela impendulo, i-taillbles yengxenye yakhe, yengeza noma ihlehlise ukuze iphile, futhi ayihlali umlingani ekhanda.

#Four. Ekugcineni, icala eliyisiwula kakhulu, kungani lishona

Akakwazi ukusungula isikhombimsebenzisi sakhe, ngoba ngeke aqonde ngokweqiniso okujabulisa wena, kodwa yini engeyona. Umbuzo "Udalule kangaka?" Uzwa futhi ukuphazamiseka okuqinile. Kepha, imvamisa, kulokhu, bakhelwe emgomweni wokuthi "ngilapha i ..., nawe ..."

Ukunamathiswa kwalo ku-interface konke kwalezo zingcezu ezibonakala zingadingeki, kepha ngakho-ke impilo yabesilisa iyacelwa - zonke izinhlobo ze-borsch, i-blowjob, amaphayi ezenziwe ekhaya, ukuqina kwansuku zonke emakhethini akho athile emehlweni akho, amakhethini ahlanzekile, ekhuluma nomama Hhayi-ke lapho usekhaya - futhi amehlo apendiwe apendiwe ekufikeni kwakho. Ngaphandle kwakho konke lokhu, kwasinda, kepha ... futhi yebo, naye uhlala ethatha izihibe kokufakwayo. Uma ephula leli cala (uNkulunkulu wenqabe) - uzokuzwa.

Manje! Wayehleli ekudleni okungenasibindi isikhathi esingangenyanga ukuze athokozise amehlo akho ingaphandle, futhi wahudula ibhakede le-bellsa ubanikeze njengensali. Uvukele indlu usuku lonke, ukuze ukhululeke, futhi weza, izingubo ezihlakazekile kanye nokujaha umshini olawulwa umsakazo. Uthole inqwaba yemali emndenini, futhi ucasukile ngoba awuzizwa sengathi uBatman oyinhloko. Wabhalwa, wajabula, elungele ukuba ngumklomelo owubonisa ngokuziqhenya emhlabeni wonke - futhi wawukhanyisa bonke ubuhle, ibhele elishisekayo, futhi waphula i-BRA yena wachofoza amasayithi ayisishiyagalombili. Yonke imizamo yathuthumela. Ngokuvamile kulungele ukuhlukanisa lesi sibonisi sokudla esihogweni - Yebo, kunjalo, umfana omuhle kakhulu, kodwa nawe hhayi - ubani, kodwa !!!!!!!

Ngeke kube nalutho lokusungula lutho. Ngobuchwepheshe, vele, ungashayela i-adjuster, kepha bona, ukutheleleka, okubizayo futhi kude nabo bonke abafanelekayo. Awuthembi inqubo yakho Ung Ungaziwa Uhlobo luni lwe-Master ngoba nje lunethegi yamafutha amanoni? Isibonisi sombhangqwana yindlela efanayo emincane njenge-Playt yakho, futhi engqondweni udinga okungenani ukuzama ukusungula ngokwakho. Hlala phansi, vula, usonteke izibambo bese uxoxa ngomphumela. "Uma ngenza lokhu, ubonani? Hmm Ngakho-ke, futhi ngize kimi lesi siginali, ufake ini? Sina? ... kunjalo yebo! Cha, kuyadingeka okungenani ukushintsha ifonti, kepha njengoba bekungeyena ukukhohlisa "

Futhi ngakho-ke ngenkathi kungadluli kusiginali kini nobabili.

Eqinisweni, isibonakaliso esifanele sokuthi isikhombimsebenzisi sakho siguqulwa njengoba kudingeka - yilokhu lapho uvula lapho kukuthuthukisa nobabili imizwa. Ukuze wakhe, izwi laba mnandi ngokwengeziwe kusuka eqinisweni lokuthi niyizihluthulelo emnyango; Ukuze umamatheke ngokuzibandakanya, ukuhlukanisa i-silhouette yakhe esixukwini. Bukela inqubo yakho, futhi izoklena impilo yakho. Hhayi ngaphansi kwe-washer, umdlali kanye ne-drone drone.

Ngendlela, isikhombimsebenzisi esisungulwe kahle asidingi ukushintshwa kwamashumi eminyaka.

Umbhalo Wombhalo: U-Asya Mikheev