Impucuko yanamuhla ayigcinanga nje ukufundisa abafowethu abanentshebe yethu ukugqoka amabhulukwe aqinile ekhejini elibomvu elinesikhafu se-orange. Wabafundisa ukuba bawashise ngasikhathi sinye. Futhi ukukhala, ngendlela, insimu yethu. Futhi thina, ngendlela, elimele. Ngakho-ke, singamadoda ajwayelekile ajwayelekile, futhi manje sizohlala emabhange omfula bese silinda size siphenduke amazwana acasulwe ukuthi "iziwula ngokwazo".
Kuyinkimbinkimbi
Leli yiqembu elikhulu elisezingeni eliphakeme, libala izinhlobo eziyishumi nambili kusuka "futhi likuthanda, futhi ngiyakuthanda" ngaphambi kokuthi "ngithuthe, kukhona umsebenzi omuhle, kodwa". Lezi zinhlobo zihlanganiswa nobuningi be- "Konke kunzima" futhi ungobuhlakani ubuciko bokuphonsa olimini ukuze ama-visavi aqhume ama-panties (akhiphe imali, ake adlale amathangi, athathe pods - kudingeka ukugcizelela).
Bonke bayiziphukuphuku
Amakhasimende ayisiphukuphuku, amaklayenti ayisiphukuphuku, abaphathi bayisiphukuphuku, ozakwabo, futhi, sengivele ngithule mayelana nabangaphansi. Yize lo ogulayo angaphansi kwabo, njengomthetho, awekho. Futhi bonke ngoba umphathi oyisiphukuphuku akekhi. Ngizungeze mina kuphela, maduze ngizohamba nabo ngokuthula, ngizondle futhi ngisindile.
Njalo abantu bangahlala besondele
Lokhu kubonakala okuhlukile kwabaphethwe uthando, abangajabuli ngokuphelele empilweni yakhe. Ngemuva kwesikhashana, bathandana nenkosazana ephila embusweni wamashumi amathathu. Ukundiza olwandle ngokuqabula okukodwa. Noma ungathandana nenkosazana eduzane, kepha khona-ke kufanele ujabule ngomunye. Abesifazane abatholakala, lo muntu akanandaba, ngoba bancisha uthando lwencazelo. Ziphi izinyembezi? Buphi ubuhlungu? Uphi izithukuthuku, igazi namahembe adabule? Lapho emcameni wamazinyo ebusuku? Kukuphi konke?
Ukuze kungabi bushelelezi
Lokhu kungumuntu onesifo esithuthukayo. Konke kubi, noma ngabe kahle. Umshini omusha? O, yebo yeka, kanye nayo ama-hemorrhoids kakhulu - noshintsho lwerabha, bese uthela uwoyela, futhi uphethiloli kuyamangaza, kudla. Ifulethi elisha enkabeni? O, yebo yeka, ngihlala ku-traffic, yonke indawo intuthu futhi kungekho mlando. Indlu yezwe? Yebo, yekani, ngiphule i-septic. Konke kufushane, kubi futhi akukho okujabulisayo. Noma wesabe owesabekayo, noma izinyawo. Ngokunokwenzeka, izinyawo.
Ngibuhlungu kakhulu, kungenzeka ngife
Ungumuntu ogula kakhulu emhlabeni. Lapho emboziwe, uyamemeza, ozoba yiTetanu. Futhi lapho ebeka isibindi esivela eBagun - iyamemeza ukuthi kungumdlavuza. Kepha ikhanda lakhe alilimalanga. Uhlala ehlukana ikhanda lakhe. Ngokwami, ngiyazi, yebo.
ngikhathele
Uhlala ekhathele. Ngisho nangeSonto. Ikakhulu ngeSonto - wasebenza isonto lonke. Yimuphi udoti ophonsa, uyadlala? Umbiko wami wekota wawungoLwesihlanu, nawe ngodoti wakho. Cha, mina, ngikwazi, ngingakhuthazela, awusoze wangihawukela, ungikhathalela, ngokuba imizwa yami, ngikudinga kuphela ngenxa yenhlama, ungisebenzisa kakhulu ... ( Qhubeka nomugqa onengqondo).
Isoseji yebhizinisi
Lo ngumuntu onomqondo we-hypertrofied of. Uthatha konke okungathathwa. Futhi iqiniso lokuthi akunakwenzeka - udonsa impisi. Akanawo namandla okukhononda ngokuzwakalayo. Uwa nje nama-moans. Uma uqala ukubona kubonakala sengathi lo ngumngane omuhle kakhulu kanye ne-satellite yempilo. Akukezwa ukuthi uneqoqo likaNkulunkulu, futhi wena, akukho mazwi, akwenzeki ngisho nebhuthini.
Umfundi Weqiniso
Lokhu kuhlupheka empeleni ngaphandle komcabango wangemuva. Ukuhamba ngohambo lwebhasi e-Europe, lokhu kuhlupheka kuzokhumbula kuphela ukuthi ibhasi alinakuqhathaniswa, akuphazamiseki ukulala, iziqondisi zazingama-idiots, isimo sezinto iziqubulo, futhi sibhoboze izintengo. Ochwepheshe bezengqondo, ngokwengqondo, bangachaza leli khulu lezindlela ezahlukahlukene. Kepha thina asizonangqondo ngezengqondo. Simane nje sithi - Yebo mswethuli yena hhayi umusi.
Ngizokusola ngakho konke, ngimubi
Leli yi-bastard ekhohlisayo kakhulu. Wabona ngokweqiniso ngobuqotho ukuthi wayefanelwe wonke ama-boomerangs andizela kuye kuphela kuleli cala. Ngakho-ke, kulele kanjena - ibhola egazini, amabhuleki e-bomerrang, phansi - igazi lesibili le-boomerang. Futhi ogulayo ngezwi elibuthakathaka athi akukho lutho, ngalifanele. Futhi yena, shit onje, wonke athethelele wonke umuntu. Ngoba wabona! Futhi anizwa ukuthi wahamba kanjani naye wedwa, ehlekisa ngenjabulo, afake ukugcwala eBoomeranga ngamathunzi akho e-TheyWids.
Alexandra smilaanskaya