Sihambe lapha kwi-Intanethi kwi-Intanethi, kanjani ukwelapha i-handra. Futhi yatholakala. Azikho izeluleko nezitha ezingadingi. Sithi kungani.
Lalela i-classic
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Yebo, wagner. Noma lapho i-rakhmaninova. Isebenza, njengoba sibhala i-Wiki, igcwele izimbongo eziyinkimbinkimbi kanye nama-motifs ama-Chorals Medieval, enzelwe ukudala umbuso wenhlekelele, ukuphela komhlaba nokuphindiselela kwaphezulu emlalweni. Lapha wawunesimo esibi sebhanali, futhi kuzoba nosizi olubongekile. Siyakuhalalisela.
Joyina ukuxhumana nemvelo
Hhayi ngomqondo wokunikeza i-hamster ukuxhumana ngomunwe, kodwa ngomqondo - qhubeka nomoya omusha, Madam! Engadini, esigcawini, epaki yehlathi. Bona ukuthi yini, entwasahlobo, bengingazi ukuthi iqhwa lingaphansi kweqhwa. Lalela njengoba izinyoni zihlabelela: "Bulala, uReptile, uma ukhuphukela ku-Babe yami" (Ngakho-ke, cishe, izinyoni zasentwasahlobo zihunyushwa). Bheka ukuthi ilanga elinegazi lifa kanjani ngenhla kwechibi elimnyama. Ngokuvamile, njengoba uNekrasov wabhala: "Kulula kuwe, intombi, ihlathi lekhulu leminyaka! Esihlahleni ngasinye ukushesha ikhanda lakhe. " (Ithiphu "Funda i-Classic" Ngakho-ke siphonswe ngokushesha ukuthi sihlekisa kanjani).
Konke kulula lapha. Uma unamandla nesimo esihle, ubukeka unamahlaya. Uma kungenjalo - khona-ke awuziphoqi ukuthi ufake okuthile okumnandi nesiphukuphuku, okungcono kubeke "uConstantine" noma "ukudansa ebumnyameni" ukuze uqiniseke. Yebo, uma ungenayo indlela yokuphuma, ngokwesibonelo, undiza endizeni noma abangane bakho badonswa kwi-cinema, khona-ke uzovula ngokuzumayo incazelo yangempela yefilimu. Futhi uzophuma enkundleni yezenhlalo eqiniseka kakhulu ukuthi kungani, eqinisweni, "i-Bridget Jones Diary" yindaba ephathelene nesisulu sobudlova, esevele safa, kepha namanje asazi. Vumela umhlaba ubilise nawe.
Ugqoke muhle
Yima ezithendeni, welule amasheya, khetha ingubo enhle kakhulu, yenza isitayela, ukwakheka, izinyembezi ... futhi uqambe amanga kanjena lokhu okuhle, okuphuzi, okuphambeneyo, ukuma, izinyembezi, zisuse, akekho ngokuphelele ukukhanya konke. Konke, lapha ungakhala.
Nakekela ubuhlakani
Ukupenda noma izinkondlo. Kutholwe kahle ngezikhathi ezinjalo zemidwebo enongenayo noma isibambo se-gel emnyama. Isithombe "ukufa embundwini." Izinkondlo zokubhoboza ngokungapheleli komhlaba nazo zinhle. Uma unomuzwa wokuhlekisa, khona-ke ubhala nge-mat, uma kungenjalo, khona-ke ngothando lwegazi. Noma enye indaba ingabhalwa, ngomuntu oyedwa owayesemphefumulweni we-monster, ngakho waphonsa isithandwa sakhe, futhi waqinisa futhi ophaya kokugcina esiqandisini, kwathi lapho ehamba ekhaya ejabule futhi edla umphikisi wokugcina, khona-ke Kwakunobuthi (wahlela ukuzibulala) - futhi washona ekuhlushweni kabi! A ha ha ha ha ha !!!
Zibale nabantu abajabule
Lokhu okubi kahle. Nazi lezi zihlala zihleli emadolweni futhi umgcina ngesandla sonke ngomunwe wenkomba? Ngubani osho amahlaya anentshebe? Obani abayizithombe eziyinkulungwane ezivela eholidini eTenerife? Futhi i-kitty ikhaya elihlekisayo? Futhi emsebenzini amahlaya ahlekisayo engxoxweni yenhlangano? Futhi ake sibheke konke, ngisanda kufakwa amaphayi anobuthi esiqandisini.
Khumbula izikhathi ezijabulisayo
Ngibe nesikhathi esisodwa esijabulisayo lapha, lapho ngicabanga kusihlwa ukuthi akuwona wonke ama-ayisikhilimu cranberries aphela efrijini, futhi uma exutshwe noshukela, bekungeke kube yilutho. Base bebheka - futhi kunephakheji ye-carrot egayiwe, futhi wayesekhubazekile, futhi ngaphezulu kweqhwa, futhi manje isiqandisi asivaliwe, futhi ama-puddle phansi, futhi ama-mops aphule isibambo, futhi Ngishaye ekhoneni letafula, Nkosi, kahle mina kabi?
Yenza eminye imidlalo
Bathi i-endorphine kuye. Futhi bangabandakanyeka ekhaya! Nakhu okuqondile ukulala phansi kulolu hlali, kule ntuthu, bese uphakamisa lezi zinyawo ezimbi ukuze unciphise le mishini, okungukuthi, othile uyibiza ngokuthi ucindezelwe, kodwa Ilungelo kukhona uSofa futhi livela ngaphansi kosofa, kwalasha kukubheka.
Ingane Yezingane
Simane sikushiye lapha. Ngeke sikhulume ngalesi seluleko, sihle?
Ungayeki ukumamatheka!
Futhi, njengezemidlalo, uMkhandlu ngesizinda sesayensi. Ithi, umzimba uthinta ingqondo, uhlonipha ukuthi unikeze uLybu futhi ukwenza ngempela ucabange. Kepha ubani ozokwenza welule amakhona omlomo wamangalela kakhulu izinkophe ukuze imibimbi isemakhoneni, njengokumamatheka okuqotho, khona-ke le sayensi ayikatholakali.
Bheka umhlaba omuhle!
Ngiyibiza ngokuthi "umthetho we-critch." Ake sithi wena ngosuku lokuzalwa losuku lokuzalwa lwe-teddy fakir kusuka ekushintsheni komhlaba. Lapho ecindezela emlenzeni, uPlush Cobra weqa ephuma ebhokisini eliphambi kwakhe, futhi ujikijela, wacula izwi likaManiac "ensimini kwakukhona i-birch." Kudabukisa? Vele akunjalo. Ngemuva kwakho konke, unganikeza imvuthuluka !!!
