Siyazi ukuthi uyazi ukuthi amandla okwenza usuku kanye nekhono lokuhamba phezu kwalo kudala lilingana nobuciko. Udinga ukwazi. Kepha kunezimo lapho konke kungahambi kahle. Futhi asikukhohlwa lokhu.
Vele ungiqabule.
"Ngihambe ngosuku nomkhuhlane, okwakuyisigubhu eqenjini lenkokhelo. Wethule amakha amakhamikhali, i-T-shirt enesithombe sabahlanganyeli beqembu le-KISS futhi banikeze amakhadi webhizinisi le-patchwork. Uma kwenzeka othile evela kubangane bami efuna ukumema iqembu labo ukuba lidlale. Sonke usuku, waqhaqhazela ngobuqambi bokuqabula futhi namanje nge-daft pank, ngoba bona, bathi, futhi njengokuqabulana, ku-porrude "ngokungaziwa." Kwakungekho usuku lwesibili. "
Kakashchensky King
"Ngihlangane nomuntu ovela kuhlelo lokusebenza lokuthandana futhi wayesephuze usuku lokuqala amahora amaningi. Safafaza. Base beya kimi. Ngokushesha wathwebula ikhonsoli yami futhi waqala ukudlala uNkulunkulu wempi. Munye. Wabe esengicela ukuba ngibambe umhlane wakhe. Ngemuva kwalokho waya ethoyilethi lapho akhuthaza khona imizuzu engama-45 ethoyilethi futhi ngizwe konke. Wabe esebuya futhi ngenhlonipho ngacela ukuba ahambe. Kepha wathi ufuna ukulala futhi ngaso leso sikhathi walala kusofa wami. Futhi ngahlala futhi ngiyibuka ngobuwula. "
Ikhava ye-COBS
"Ngiye ngaphuza ikhofi nomuntu omusha futhi ngokushelela ngemuva kwemizuzu eyi-15 wavele wangitshela ukuthi waphule nentombi yakhe, ngoba wayengafuni ukulala nabo emakati abo. Angizange ngiyinikeze amanani, bese ungimema esidlweni sakusihlwa wathi amakati akhe azomnika izibonakaliso, kufanele sihlangane noma cha. Ngokushesha ngabhala udadewethu ukuze bangibize ngokuthi "uhlobo lwecala".
Ukuvalwa kwe-mastuarbator ekhiyiwe
"Ngahamba ngihamba nomuntu ovela kwi-Intanethi. Simile ukuyoncoma imvelo futhi savele sakhanyisa ubuso bami. Ngahamba amantongomane. Kepha angizange ngiphume nomaphi, ngoba ngangimncane futhi ngiyisiphukuphuku. Ngemuva kwalokho sawela ebhentshini. Ngangihlala kwelinye umphetho futhi ngacabanga nge-runway. Ngalesi sikhathi waqala ukushaya indlwabu. Angikaze ngindize ngokushesha. "
Igatsha le-lime
"Ngaleso silo, kwadingeka ukuthi sihlangane okokuqala ngqa, kodwa wasikisela kuqala ukuba eze esontweni. Angikholwa kakhulu, kepha bengicabanga ukuthi kulungile. Esontweni, wangingenisa ngalowo wonke umndeni wakhe, kuhlanganise nezihlobo ezikude, njengentombi yakhe. Wabe esethatha ama-donuts adlayo
I-garage psychopath
"Ngibize usuku lomuntu owayesebenza egalaji. Futhi ngemuva komsebenzi, akazange athathe ngisho nokugeza futhi wonke aswele futhi enamafutha. Kusihlwa kwakuyinto enyanyekayo. Kodwa ekugcineni ngashintsha konke lapho engibuza, ngolunye usuku ngizilimaza ezibhedlela, ngoba empeleni kuqala uhlobo lwegazi nabantu abagulayo. "
I-Golozal Barbecue
"Ngihlangane nomuntu othile nge-tinder futhi wangishayela ucingo epikinikini. Waphuthuma okuthile lapho wagijima kusihlwa egcekeni ngaphandle kwamabhulukwe. Angizange ngihlangane naye. "
Izithelo ezivela obala
"Sihambe nomuntu ozophuza ikhofi futhi sama ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho sisebenza khona eWall Street, khona-ke engxoxweni wathi wayesenawo ekhaya. Kamuva, ngabona ukuthi wayengukudla okuvamile. Ngemuva kwalokho wangivumisa ukuthi unokuncika kwabenzi baka-zokwenziwa, kepha uyakuthanda ukupheka kakhulu. Ngambuza ukuthi ulungiselela okungcono kakhulu. Uthe lesi "isobho sezithelo." Uhlobo luni lodoti? Uthe ulungiselela izitsha lapho la makhemikhali amakhemikhali angasetshenziswa khona. Umuntu obangemuva kwetafula elingumakhelwane wayemhleka ukuthi wathuthumela emuva ekuhlekeni. "
I-Pigeon qalisa
"Size ngosuku lokudlela ne-Indian yokudlela ngethala. Ngifunde imenyu. Futhi ijuba landizela mina mina mina mina sibheke ekhanda lami. Ngisho nakancane ebusweni. Umfana waqalaza. Futhi asisaboni.
Izithunzi ze-piousness
"Ngibize usuku lomfundisi esontweni, engihamba ngalo. Angibonanga strange, ngoba sizwelana. Ngemuva kokudlela, uthe uthenge amathikithi "ama-Shades angama-50 empunga." Futhi ngesikhathi seseshini ezigcawini ezi-erotic zangena ngesandla sami. "
Umshayeli wakho uqobo
"Lo mfanyana wangimemela kuye futhi wathi ufuna ukungiphekela kwasemini. Base becela ukuthi amyise e-Ikea ukuthi athenge itafula lokudlela. Ngayithatha. Sibuyile. Ngenkathi elungiselela, ngabuka uhlobo oluthile lokuhamba nge-cinema nentombi yakhe. Futhi wabe esebuza ukuthi angifuni yini ukuhlala ebusuku, ngoba ekuseni waba nengxoxo ebalulekile futhi kungaba kuhle ukube bengiyithathile lapho. "
Fan of "Southern Park"
"Sihlangane nabafundi bendoda esikoleni sami. Ungidonsele efulethini, elalihlutshulwa namanye ama-dude. Sivalele egumbini lakhe, wazama ukuzondla ngamasemishi athile ashisiwe wambamba imbongolo. Futhi wavula ikhathuni "ePark yaseNingizimu". Ngakhipha uchungechunge oluningana futhi ngabaleka. "
Chain of imicimbi
"Lo mfanyana wangiholela ekugudleni futhi ngizwe ukuthi unginyakazisa kanjani:" Ngiyayithanda kakhulu imbongolo. " Saya kuye futhi wanginika i-rose efiphele, wathi wasala ngosuku olwedlule. Futhi akubukekanga njengehlaya elipholile. Lapho-ke kusofa wayekhala "angithinte." Ngigxume ngagijimela ngiphuthume ngakuphuma, nasezitebhisini ngaphenduka umlenze wami. "
Nje kuyamangaza
"Ngibize usuku lwentombazane, nabangane bami bangidumaza. Saya kuma-movie futhi wabuza ngaso sonke isikhathi, uma ngizwa, njengoba umuntu emhlane embize ngegama. Wabe esezama ukutshela abaphangi futhi bonke bengalungile. "
Inwele
"UDude wangingenisa endaweni yokudlela, kanye naso kusihlwa, wemba ngendlela ethile watshela lokho uGadda umkakhe. Futhi wabe esetshela ukuthi wahlela ukumbulala. Kepha wayengenamali eyanele yokubulala. "
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