Ihlobo kulo nyaka abubuzwa ngokungananazi, kodwa, ngiyavuma, lesi yisizathu esengeziwe ezinsukwini zokungaphumi embhedeni. Futhi akukhona nakancane ukuthelela ikati noma ukubuyekeza zonke izinkathi "imidlalo yezihlalo zobukhosi", bese wenza ucansi, kunjalo! Kepha uma umcabango wokuqala ufike ekhanda lakho mayelana nochungechunge, khona-ke lolu isibonakaliso esishaqisayo, intombi! Uqoqe ezinye izimpawu eziyi-10 ukuthi sekuyisikhathi sokubopha ngo-celibate.
Awukwazi ukukhetha ngesizotha amakhukhamba esitolo
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Ucabanga ukuthi uyiphutha
Ngisho nezinja ziya ocansini! Ne-kitty! Futhi ihlanzekile ehhovisi, elaligcwele ikhulu! Konke, konke ngaphandle kwakho!
Uhlala uye emnyuziyamu
Akukho lutho uqobo, ukuzingela nje ukubona eduze kwembongolo yamadoda epholile. Ngakho-ke abadonswayo noma bemabula!
Uthathe isinqumo sokuthi awudingi ucansi
Sinciphisa iqiniso lokuthi, mhlawumbe, akekho onikezayo, kepha noma ngabe anikelwe, khona-ke uthathe isinqumo sokuqine! Kwesokudla! Futhi ngaphandle kwawo ungaphila! UFreude uqobo wakhuluma ngokuzithoba ngokwakhe! I-Dostoevsky akuyona iChitan! Isizini edlule "Twin PIX" ayibheki! Amacala amaningi, amacala amaningi!
Abathengisi ezitolo zasemadolobheni bakubheka ngozwela
Futhi banikela itiye ne-Valerian, bahlasela ngobumnene.
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Vele, kungenzeka ukuthi uhlakuzeka lwe-manic, olushintsha nsuku zonke (Abanye basenesikhathi sokuzama kusuka ezinhlangothini ezimbili - Ahhh!), Kepha okuthile kusitshela ukuthi uma uzizwa unempilo, khona-ke Ungathola ukubekeka kokudla okungenani ngesonto, ithebhulethi elahlekile ngokungenakuphikwa, i-sock eyodwa netende lengubo. Kepha, ngendlela, uma wenza ucansi, kuzovela ukuletha umbhede wakho wasebukhosini.
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Awunayo i-PMS, emsebenzini konke uku-pms kuhlelekile, akusekho okunye, njengoba ngoLwesihlanu aphuza nabangane futhi athinte izingoma ezivuthayo ngobusuku obuthathu eKaraoke, kwathi ngeSonto, njengoba iphayona laqhubeka noJog. Ngaso sonke isikhathi ngasikhathi sinye, isifiso sokushayela 2/3 sabantu abaseduze kakhulu izindlela eziyinkimbinkimbi azishiyi ephusheni, ngoba zithukuthela. Ngokuvamile, uyathukuthela. Ukunwebeka. Ukuhlakanipha kwabantu kusho ukuthi lena notch ejwayelekile, futhi siyazi ukuthi bayavumelana yini nakho, ngoba siyazi ngezincwadi ezihlakaniphile zokuthi ucansi lunikela ekuthuthukisweni kwama-endorphin.
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Siyavuma ukuthi kwesinye isikhathi ukugqoka amagwala athandwayo nge-Mickey Mouse yasendulo - kupholile, kepha, kuyavuma ukuthi ama-pantalonian angenza umona nogogo wakho ka-Agasti esevele enomona. Akekho okwenzayo, ukonga kokudla, uthenge i-ejenti yokuvumelanisa, kepha izingubo zangaphansi ezinhle sezivele ziphela. Imizwa iphakamisa ngokunembile.
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