Ngakho-ke ngifuna ukubhala ngezinye izikhathi bhala amagama amabili kumazwana azochaza konke: "Ukushayisana Kwe-Offset". Inkinga ukuthi ngenkathi bengazichazi ngokwazo, bayohlala be-Abrakadabra. Ngokuvamile, sanquma ukulusa lesi simo futhi sibhale i-athikili lapho ungabhekisa khona ukuchitha amamaki ayinkulungwane ngaso sonke isikhathi uma kuphawula.
Iyini ingxabano ebekiwe? "Kulwa ezimbili, owesithathu uyajabula." Ukushayisana kusobala ukuthi yikungabantu abahlukanisa: UMasha ufuna unodoli, futhi uDasha ufuna unodoli ofanayo, ngoba unodoli 1. Okuhle, okungu-2. Engxabanweni ebekiwe, abantu balwa nezinto ezingezinhle ezingebona okusobala.
Ngabe kubukeka kanjani izingxabano ezibalekile?
Umlando Ovela Empilweni: Endlini entsha, amaphakethe okupaka izimoto enziwe eduze komnyango wokuqala, wesibili, wesithathu, owesithupha nowesithupha (wokugcina). Ezinyangeni zokuqala, kuze kube yize bonke abahlali sebeqedile ukulungiswa futhi bahlala, abakhileyo engxenyeni yesine nelesihlanu bapakelwa lapho kwakukhona khona indawo. Kepha ngolunye usuku indawo isiphelile.
- Ngihlala kulo mnyango futhi ngizopaka lapha!
- Kepha ngindiza kule ndawo unyaka owodwa, ngafaka iketanga!
- Yebo, awusiye umnyango wethu, uthola ini lapha?
- Ngiyiqabunga elifanayo lale ndlu, njengawe!
Ingxenye yabathunjwa yaqala ukuma ku-Lawns (okwanda kakhulu inani lababambe iqhaza ezingqubuzanayo ngezindleko ze-burtiby flameterbuths). Ingxenye oyithandayo (kuze kufike eLobovikov enegazi elivulekile) nabancintisana endaweni. Akekho ongena ekhanda ukubhala isimangalo esihlangene eHoa.
Osemusha, okhalaza ugogo athi unina ahlushwa izifundo, futhi waba nekhanda, futhi umama wakhe ungowodwa emyeni omusha (futhi ake alwe, futhi ngibe namathikithi!);
Ikhasimende elikhipha iqembu labadlali abangu-40% bakwaTelish ngamagama athi "kahle, babelane ngandlela thile ngokulingana nomnikelo";
Inkonzo imemezele ukuthi kuphela izimoto zabantu baseMoscost abakhubazekile abavunyelwe kumapaki akhubazeke eMoscow, kanye nokuphumula - elolini lamaloli;
Umqondisi we-Kindergarten, othi abazali "umsizi kathisha eqenjini awekho futhi ngeke abe, ngemali enjalo, uzobe uphendule":
Ezimweni eziningi, abahlomulayo kungenzeka kuphela lapho izisulu ezingqubuzanayo zivuma ukungezwani phakathi kwazo, hhayi ndawonye nomzuzi. Kungakho umzuzi ukufihla ukuhlanganyela kwakhe (bheka uDutamar: "Futhi angiboni lapha!") Futhi yingakho efuna ukuqinisekisa ukuthi imizwa yokungqubuzana yodwa ingabukhali ngangokunokwenzeka. Lapha konke kuyahamba ukuhambisa - ukuqamba amanga, ukunyundela, ukuhlanekezela kanye nokusabisa; Abafana abebethelwe kanye nama-bots aqashiwe - abasekela phansi abanenkani "njengokungathi egameni lesitha."
Ngakho-ke uma imizamo yakho yokudonsa ukungqubuzana emabhuleni kanye kanye nokuya ngokushesha, uma umphikisi wakho ebukeka ethukuthele ngobuqotho, futhi ubungqabavu bakwamanye amazwe azwakala njalo "- kunesizathu sokubukeka emuva nokusesha ngubani ongathola inzuzo kusuka ku-neimiry.
Isibonelo, amakhandlela ashaywa amakati amabili anombono wokudla kwasemini bese wehlulwa ngokukhathele. Uyacelwa ukuthi uqaphele - okuningi kuthola njengekati elimhlophe, kepha elimnyama ligxila ama-pair of plots ngomsila ngamunye. Ikati elimhlophe libi kakhulu, kepha elimnyama lizohlala likhathele futhi limakwe (nase-angle, mhlawumbe, kukhona i-bulldog). Futhi konke okwenzeka kwangaphambili.
By the way, ekuqaleni kwerekhodi kuyacaca ukuthi ikati elimhlophe licacile kakhulu ukuthi alifuni ukumelana nokungafuni lutho, kepha limnyama - konke kubona futhi alikho ikati elimhlophe lapha. Icala le-classic 'lomhlaba omncane' lapho izingxabano ezivulekile zingadingeki kunoma ngubani, futhi zombili izinhlangothi, zibeka amandla ambalwa, ziyekela ihlazo. Futhi konke kuzolunga, uma kungenjalo kugqekezwa.
Izibalo zengxabano ezibalekile zibukeka kanjena: Ozuzayo uchitha iyunithi eli-1 lomzamo wokusetha umlilo kulesi simo. Amaqembu 1 no-2 angeniswe njalo amayunithi ayi-100, futhi ophumelele azothola amayunithi angama-30 wokunxeshezelwa, futhi ahluliwe - lutho. Kepha ozuzayo uzothola amayunithi ayi-10. Inzuzo 1:10 !!! Ho-ho! Futhi cishe ngaphandle kwengozi!
Empeleni, yingakho ukuphela kwendlela yokubhekana nengxabano ebekiwe ukuxoxa ngakho konke ngeqembu lesibili, ukubona ukuthi bayakuphonsa. Futhi ndawonye ukwamukela umzuzi. Njengoba elahlekelwe yikhadi le-Trump lembulezi nokuvikeleka, abashiseli bavame ukuhlanganisa. Kungani kuqhuma lokhu, kanye s-smart ngokuqinile? Ezinye iziwula zizothola.
Umzuzu onzima kakhulu lapha ukuqala ukukhuluma njengalolu hlangothi lwesibili olubi. " Futhi uma uziphatha ekuqaleni kwengxabano, hhayi nje manenekazi, kungenzeka kungenzeki nakancane, ngoba iqembu lesibili linobufakazi bokuthi ubuhlakani bakho nokubi. Kukangaki lapho abantu baba khona 'hhayi abafowabo' enjabulweni yabathengisi besikhali - abalandisi. Njengoba besho ihlaya elidabukisayo kakhulu: "Ngokomthethosisekelo we-United States of America, impahla yabalingani kufanele ihlukaniswe phakathi kwabameli babo." Futhi lokhu, maye, hhayi kuwo wonke amahlaya ahlekisayo: Kukhona izifundo ezifakazela ukuthi izehlukaniso ezenzekayo ngokuzibandakanya kwabameli abalamuli zivame kakhulu ngokubuyisana kathathu ngokubuyisana kwabashadikazi. Futhi ungaphila, yebo.
Manje kunesigaba sonke sezengqondo kanye nabameli abakhethekile abaqhuba izingxoxo zabo zingqubuzana ukuze unganqamuki namandla. Lokhu ukulamula, ukongiwa, ukululeka, ekukhetheni kwakho - uma ungakwazi ukunakekela ngaphandle kwengxabano entsha ngokwakho, shayela uchwepheshe. Ungenzi ikhrayoni.
Umbhalo Wombhalo: U-Asya Mikheev