Isibhedlela Somama yindawo ekhethekile. Kubonakala sengathi akuzona ezigulini, kepha ngasikhathi sinye nazo zonke izimpawu zesibhedlela. Futhi ngisho nokugqwala kwezinkinga nemithetho eyakho. Ngakho-ke sasicabanga lapha, futhi njengokungathi sibukeka ebuza (indawo yendlu).
Kungaba yini uma uMbuso uthathe isinqumo sokuthi inqubo ebhekene kanjena njengokumiswa kwezakhamizi zezakhamizi nezakhamizi zazingashiywa ngokubona kwalezi zinhlaka eziningi nezakhamizi? Nayi inguqulo yethu yosuku eZačdom.
munye. Igumbi lezimo eziphuthumayo. 5 ekuseni. Owesifazane, unamahora amathathu ambalwa ngaphambi kwe-ovulation, hamba uthathe uhambo, hhayi irabha, sesivele sinazo emaphaseji! Futhi wena, ngaphandle kokubhalisa, okuthumele lapha?
2. Igumbi lezimo eziphuthumayo. 5.30. Manje yini emaphaketheni? Okweyo imithetho elengisa ukuthi izikhwama zingaphuthelwa futhi amakhanda odokotela abakhulu avinjelwe. Bese kuthi-ke munye izinkundla zonyaka owedlule zifundwe bese kamuva akazange alungise iqanda.
3. Igumbi lezimo eziphuthumayo. 6.00. Cha, amantombazane, ngelineni lakho le-sexy uzolingana ekhaya. Sine-Good, Pureblats, Slipper. Ungakhetha: luhlaza okotshani noma olumpunga. Futhi yini engazange ayisheshe? Lapha uyi-Gel futhi ake sisheshe, udokotela azophela amandla.
ezine. Amakamelo. 6.30. Ukuphakamisa Konke! Imilenze yasakazeka, izingubo zokulala zaphenduka, manje udade woza, uzothatha i-smear. Ama-Digger awakhohlwa ukudlula.
ezinhlanu. 7 am. Amantombazane, ngizobe ngcono lapha. Esefasideni, wonke umuntu uzosuswa, bese kuthi ukudlula, udokotela ufunga. Ngubani ongashintsha i-pickoses?
6. 8 A.M. Ibhulakufesi. Ngosuku lwesibili esinalo, futhi konke akunakuba yizihlobo ukutshela isipuni sakho ngendebe. Futhi bakusiza kanjani ngezingane?
7. Ukukhasa! Ukuze lapha sinakho. I-Ivanova namuhla izohamba, uValentinova - uyi-kusihlwa, ulungele. I-smirnova, mhlawumbe, kufanele ulinde kuze kube kucacile.
eziyisishiyagalombili. Ukuxhumana esigcemeni. Eh, esibhedlela i-15 bekungcono, i-TV egumbini lokufundela yasebenza. Futhi angizange ngiyithande. Ngesizathu esithile, izingono ezigcotshwe ngotshani, futhi ilitha legazi lalimangalelwa.
eziyisishiyagalolunye. 14.00. Isidlo sakusihlwa. Akukho lutho olusha! Kuqinile, lokhu, i-aphrodisiac, isanqante abilisiwe, iklabishi elisiwe, lihle kakhulu esifubeni.
10. Izingxoxo ezimfihlo. Bukela, iChamber izoba nengxenye ehlukile, i-Concept izobamba uDkt Zhuiko. Yebo, ngisho nasekhanda lami! Kepha okugeza okukodwa kungenye yamakamelo amabili, nganoma iyiphi indlela. Yebo, izinkulungwane ezingama-50.
ishumi nanye. Ukuxhumana esigcemeni. Ngokushesha ngathi: Mina ngiphansi nje kwe-anesthesia, futhi ngivame kakhulu! Hhayi-ke, angazi, bathi, luwusizo ezinganeni, ukuze kungokwemvelo, ngokuqwashisa, okufana nalese kufakwa ku-feeder. Futhi bengifuna ngokwemvelo, kepha nginethambo - kulo! Kuzofanele sibe yi-anesthesia. O, kuhle, into esemqoka ayikho ekhaya linjengehlanya wonke umuntu.
12. Ukufunda ezigcemeni. "Ukukhulelwa nokukhulelwa" (Isigaba esithi "Isikombandlela Circle-Viphumbono Ithuba le-Horror Romance "Zombie Zombie".
13. Ivanova - Ukukhulelwa! Lapho uhamba khona, unenhlanhla kwi-catal, njengasezindlini ezinhle kakhulu. Qonda, unganqikazi ukumboza iphepha. Futhi laba ngabahambi bethu, abanaleli. Ungathatha ibhodlela lamanzi nefoni ephathekayo, kepha ifoni yakho ephathekayo ikhutshaziwe!
ishumi nane. 18.00. Isidlo sakusihlwa. Futhi ikuphi i-Ivanova, yini, edubule? Yebo, ungakabikhala. Wayengenalo i-anesthesia, kungenzeka ukuthi akafikanga kuye. Damn, kukhona okuyathusa kimi. Kulungile, ukube nje bebengeke baboshwe izinsuku ezinhlanu. Futhi mhlawumbe !! Kwangathi uma kungasebenzi ngokushesha. Damn, nginomsebenzi wekhaya lakho, nokuthi umyeni uzoba njalo? Nkosi, kudingeka uxwayise umama ngokushesha.
ishumi nanhlanu. Shayela ekhaya ngaphambi kokulala. Sawubona, ilanga! Wenza njani uku? Uvele ugubha? Well, ngokuvamile. I-Yoghurt ngilethela amabhisikidi i-oatmeal futhi ngifihle lapho ithebhulethi ephaketheni. Basho kusasa ngizohamba, kepha mhlawumbe akunjalo. Tshela umama ukuze kungatholakali lutho ekhabethe! Umama unikeze ifoni. Usuvele uthenge kanjani ingubo yabesifazane abakhulelwe? Sivumile. Ngitshele kuYihlo, ukuze ungahambi neholide. Ngidinga iyogathi kusasa. Cha, umhluzi akadingekile. Ukuqabula! Kungekudala ngizoba nawe! Ikhulelwe!