NgesiRussia, alikho igama elihle ukucacisa intombazane engabandakanyeki ebudlelwaneni. Uzothi "isizungu", futhi i-battalion yasekati nobusuku obusolwa ebhodleleni le-chardonne lufika engqondweni. Ngakho-ke akukho lutho olumangazayo ngokuthi i-Clinderlla eyodwa i-Clindella ama-fairies ambalwa, okuvela ekufungeni okuhlanzekile kwe-fortrust eduzane futhi azame ukulungisa lesi simo esibuhlungu futhi anciphise isizungu, ubukhona bayo obudabukisayo.
Ubhekene nokuzingela kakhulu ukulala nephephandaba. Uma ungafuni ukuzibeka engcupheni impilo, ungalokothi uthi unesizungu:"Lutho, uma ngiza nomuntu?"
Kuyiqiniso, yini, uma ezinhlelweni - iqembu le-bachelorette eline-hummer-limo epinki nethangi le-shampoo eshibhile. Futhi ngakho-ke - yebo, okungenani yonke indawo yonke i-Russian National Football Team Leaving. Ukubhubhisa amandla eqhinga lakho - ukukubona ngendoda. Unesizungu ngeke agijime endlini yangasese ukukhala ngokuhlanganyela kwakhe okubi, ngeke abeke iqanda elibolile emfelweni esikhwameni futhi ngeke azulazule phambi kwesithandwa sakho embolelweni esibulalayo.
"Izindebe zeCrane"
Futhi yini, ku-movie ihlala isebenza. Impilo yempilo ye-diva yenza imvukuzane engwevu ukuba ithenge i-blush, futhi ngohlaka olulandelayo sibona uhlelo oluphelele lwe-walding gazebos, futhi i-diva yanda izinyembezi zesithunzi. Umuntu oyedwa uzojabula kakhulu ngeqiniso lokuthi uzimisele esilingweni se-guru, naye - umlumbi we-angular e-Cardigan eyeluliwe. Omunye ngabe ujabule.
"Kungani ubuhle obunjalo, uhlala wedwa?"
Empeleni, lokho uyabuza: "Futhi yini inkinga ngawe?" Futhi lindela izambulo, okubonakala sengathi akunazo lapha akuzange zithembise.
"Uhleli bonke ekhaya - ngeke uhlangane nanoma ngubani"
Isitatimende esinengqondo, uma ungumxhumanisi wokuhlangana, futhi unesizungu weza kuwe ngezeluleko ezikhokhelwayo. Ngaphandle kwalokho, ubudlova bemvelo. Ukuntuleka kwe-boot enobukhulu engu-45 ephaseji akusona isizathu sokugqoka empilweni yezwe nge-elekthrowel futhi ubheke noma ngubani ukuthi lezi zicucu ezishayela.
"Uyazi ukuthi ubulili buwusizo empilweni yabesifazane?"
Lapha ngiyabonga, Dokotela! Futhi besicabanga ukuthi kuyingozi eVodka ngenkunzi ebomvu esiswini esingenalutho. Kuhle ukuthi ekhemisi ungathenga ama-milligram angama-20 we-orgy, isikhwama sokuvalwa kanye nebhodlela lokufuya kanzima ukuze anikele.
"Kufanele Ungethule kumzala wami uVasya!"
"Ungacabanga ukuthi umsebenzi ubaluleke kakhulu kunezingane!"
Ngendima enjalo ezindlini ezihle, ngokushesha bashaya ekhanda le-candelabrome. Kepha njengoba abanye abantu badinga ngempela ukuchaza ukuthi ukweba izigqila zesiliva ekuhambeleni akukuhle, ukunwebeka ezintweni: umhlaba awuhlukaniswa ngumndeni nomsebenzi, omhlophe, okumhlophe, okubandakanya ukuhanjiswa kwe-hithada naseZambia hitchhiking. Ungafuna ngasikhathi sinye sihlalo obheke yonke iMoscow, kanye nesikhombisa ezitolo, kodwa ngandlela thile kamuva. Yilokho okungenakwenzeka - yile ndlela yokugxeka ukukhetha komunye umuntu okungakuthinti ngisho nangomkhuba. Bese uthinta isiliva lomndeni esidlweni sakusihlwa.