Ngithole! Kufanele ukhonge ukuthi uzowela kanjani emsebenzini nasekhaya, futhi ingane yabeluleki ithi - Kukuwe, bathi, wonke umuntu uya, ngoba awuzithandi. Futhi uyazithanda futhi ungawi.
Esofa, uthele, ngakho-ke bazothanda, ngoba uzithanda. Ukhononda ngokungqubuzana nomuntu osondelene naye, noMama Lee, nomyeni wakhe - futhi uyazithanda, futhi ngeke ube nokuningi okuthembela emibonweni wabo. Zonke izingxabano zizoba njengolwandle udakiwe - endaweni eyodwa. Knee, lokho kunjalo. Musa ukuhamba ngenxa yesisindo esithe xaxa, ngenxa yesici sesichazamazwi, kodwa ngenxa nje yokuthi ama-moles angenasici - awalindi ukwesekwa, ikwaya lapha lifana lapha. Hhayi-ke, ungahlupheki! Hhawu, zithande ngokushesha futhi ngaphezulu ezindlebeni zethu ezimnene ungahambile!
Imibhalo yamaphephabhuku ethusayo: Ungagqoki ama-puffs, ungayi ezithendeni, ingahambi ngelineni elidonsa, kusukela ekudleni okuhlala ekudleni kwababi futhi kube kubi ukuhlinzwa kwepulasitiki? Kepha ukuhlinzwa kwepulasitiki, babhala ngokushesha, balimaza kakhulu. Ukungasho ukuthi kubiza kakhulu.
Kuzo zonke imifantu, kusuka kuwo wonke ama-irons akhasa "futhi uzithande!" Futhi konke lokhu kungathi unecala, awuzithandi! Ukuhamba ngobugebengu nje!
Yilokho abeluleki beNkosi. Ungazami ukwenza ukuba ngikwenze umsebenzi wakho! Yize kunjalo, ukuthi ngiyazithanda, kufanele ungithande. Slayida izilungiselelo zakho zemfashini kwenye indawo. Umuntu uyisilwane sezenhlalo. Yonke imvelo yami nakho konke ukukhuliswa kwami kwangenza ngathola ukwamukelwa ngumuntu, ikakhulukazi ukwamukelwa yilabo abavela kuye impilo yami, ozakwethu, umphathi, umyeni, abazali, ngisho nezingane kuncike kunoma ngubani. Ngadalwa ngakho-ke ngihlelwe kanjalo! Futhi cishe yonke into idaliwe futhi yahlelwa!
Uma ufuna ngizithande, ungangitsheli lapho ngidla engingakuthandi ngokwanele - kuyadingeka lapho ngikhuluphala, nginike ithuba lokubukeka kahle ngemali enkulu, Lapho sikhiqiza izingubo esithombeni sami, kufanele sithi ukuncoma kimi futhi ungajahi nakancane ukuxoxa ngesisindo sami ngawo wonke amathuba.
Okufanayo ngezinwele zami, amabele, ukukhuluma ngendlela. Uma kubaluleke kakhulu ukuthi ngiyazithanda, kungani ungasebenzisi i-resort ukungikhombisa uthando lwakho nokusekelwa lapho othile ethuke kwi-Intanethi noma lapho ngikhononda ngalokho okucindezelekile ngenxa yamaphutha ukubukeka kwami? Uphi nonke lapho udinga ukusebenzisa kuphela indlela okungenzeka ngizithande?
Yekani ukunikeza izeluleko ezibukeka njengezinsolo. Uma ngifona kuwe - kulungile! Eduze kwakho ugcwele abantu ababonakala ngawe abangane. Ungaphuthelwa ithuba lokubaxhasa, bathi ukuncoma futhi bavikele ekuhlaselweni! Izwe laseSoviet, Damn.