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10 Izimpikiswano ze-PeePever
munye. Lapho umdlalo use-hockey, mncane kakhulu esangweni. Hhayi okudala lapho! Ngokuvumelana nalokho, i-puck of the muzzle ayitholi mdala. Lapho sisakaza izindima "zethu" kanye "zethu", iqhaza lezitha nalo lizofika nomuntu ongeke alwe kulo.
2. Uma ungumdala, kunoma yikuphi ukulwa - okungenani ezinkemba, ngisho nasemiqobeni - uzophuma ophumelele. Noma ngabe i-Trifle ikhanyiswe futhi ukugxuma kuzokhanyiswa yindlela ekhohlisayo yokusuka ngemuva. Ngoba futhi ubukhali - bese ungashintsha imithetho usohambeni!
3. Akusona isilinganiso sohlali oluchaziwe lwe-stroller, ungakusakazeka kancane otshanini noma ngokhonkolo. Yebo, uhlobo alulungile. Ngemuva kwalokho bona, balimele, imvamisa bakhula kahle kakhulu - okuzwayo nokulula kwakho.
ezine. Ebonile kahle njengengane. Ngezijobelelo ezinciphile kanye no-non-inhlolovo. Nobumnandi bengqondo kulokhu kuvela kude. Emakhemeni yobudala nje kuthembela, kuthambekela, kuthambekele.
ezinhlanu. Omncane okuvame ukuhola izingubo nezinto ezisanda kungcwaba nezinto - futhi kubonakala sengathi zinemicabango edabukisayo kulokhu, njengengane - mayelana nethemba lokuxoshwa ngumfazi obabazekayo.
6. Kuhle: "Malyavka-Shmakodka!" Noma impikiswano: "Yebo, useluhlaza okotshani ukuphikisana nami, ngane!" - I-Iron and Okungenakuphikwa. Imizamo yesikhathi yokuphendula i- "Dilda" imane nje iyingozi futhi ingaziwa. Ho ho-ho. Iya kolale, kid, ubuntwana bakho baphela.
7. Ukhulile, kusho ukuthi ungumphathi, futhi yonke inganekwane. Upholile. Lokhu futhi kuyingxabano ewina-win, noma ngabe i-trifle inokungatholakali kokuthile ukuzama ukushona. Zama, zama, weqa ikhanda. Mina, impisi enolwazi, ukuvuvukala kwakho sekuhlekisayo.
eziyisishiyagalombili. Noma ungeyena iqhawe elikhethekile nobungcweti, wena kunoma yikuphi ukufuna ukuziqhenya ngakho. Kunoma ikuphi, kunoma yikuphi, bheka ezansi futhi ngandlela thile eMpumalanga. Kuyavusa.
eziyisishiyagalolunye. Ungafika emhlanganweni wabazali omncane esikhundleni sikaPapa, ukumthatha (omncane) embuthanweni noma kuphi - ngokuziqhenya uzizwa njengowesilisa, cishe uBaba womndeni. Amantombazane abukeka enentshisekelo futhi efiphala. Kuliqiniso, uma wena uyintombazane, ngandlela thile akulungile kangako lapho ungasola lapho kungukuzalwa okunje.
10. Kakade ngisosizini, kepha kungakabi khona isimo esimnandi ngokuphelele, iJunior ngezikhathi ezithile iyenzeka kwabadala abanolwazi. Ngeseluleko sengqondo neseluleko esihlakaniphile. Hlala, baby, manje ngizokutshela, nani, ngale mpilo enzima! ..
Izimpikiswano eziyi-10 ze-infinity
munye. Ubani onenhlanhla yokuba ngudadewethu osekhulile - lokho kunciphise ubuntwana obuncane futhi esikhundleni sokuba ngumama abambalwa. Ngaphandle kwewindows ngezikhumba ze-squmps zigxume, futhi usulile. Ngaphandle kwefasitela ezikhuhleni, abaphangi bajaha, futhi ugeza imbongolo yakho. Esikhundleni sokujabulela impilo ekhanyayo nentsha esebenzayo esheshayo.
2. Owokuqala emndenini uphakushwa ngokunakwa ngokwengeziwe. Ama-diapers okuqala abilayo, bese ngosuku ngosuku, bese ekhulisa ukujogi izibalo. Okwesibili sekuvele kuqina. Okwesithathu bese - ngokuvamile kukhula njengotshani. Uthathe ikati? Kulungile, ngeke inyamalale empilweni.
3. Uma kungabaza kungazelelwa nanoma yimuphi kubo (futhi anisoze wazi ukuthi kuzofika ekhanda lalezi zinyosi!), Bese kuthi lapho kuvela khona ukuhlukunyezwa kukaMama nogogo, okhulile, nakanjani bazofika phezulu phezulu. Ngoba ngokucacile "ukucasuka okuncane"! Futhi kusukela ekuphakameni kokusuka kwakho, kuhle impela ukubona ukuthi lokhu kukhungatheka kuntula kanjani ngempela prophylacally. Nge-nonfig.
ezine. Uma iJunior okuthile kwenza okuthile, ngubani okufanele asolwe? Kulungile, kwabaphezulu. Ngaphansi. Uma umncane engafundelanga umsebenzi wakhe wesikole futhi wamthuka "umbhangqwana", oyisiwula? Vele, umdala. Akazange alungiselele izifundo nendlalifa.
ezinhlanu. Okhulile bathi kufanele kube ngobuchule. Eqinisweni, lokhu kusho ukuqhubeka komkhuba osempumalanga oqhubekayo wokuzethemba okuphelele nokuzibamba, ukuzibamba kanye nokuzibona kanye nokuzenzela ama-e-ulambile-mitsens. Sonke lesi sikhathi, omncane kakhulu angazijayeza i-hedonism kanye nemigomo yalokhu ... njenge-novice.
6. Kepha lokhu kubulala: "Kufanele ube yisibonelo!" ?! Kuyacaca ukuthi lokhu kungukukhohlisa okujwayelekile - futhi ngingathanda ukuthola amaphuzu kukho ... kodwa - grr!
7. Uma enokuthile egcekeni egcekeni, wacela ngokushesha: "Ngizozala umfowethu osekhulile, uzokunika!" Nokubiza. Hamba uqinisekise isimo ... noma ku-TV ngalesi sikhathi ubuhlakani bebhola. Futhi uma ungenamandla kangako? Uziqede nge-slid? Lokhu kuyihlazo ihlazo. Omdala awunakuba njalo. Okwakho, wena, i-monoma hat ...
eziyisishiyagalombili. Lapho okuncane kukhula kakhulu kangangokuba kuqala ukulingana nosayizi, awusenazo izinto zakho. Khohlwa ngomdlali omusha. Khohlwa ngomswakama ohlanzekile. Okujwayelekile Khohlwa ngomqondo wepropathi yangasese. Umgomo womndeni wamaGypsy "noma ngubani owasukuma, lokho kwakugqoke kahle wonke umuntu" kuqala ukusebenzela isizathu sonke sokulwa nawe.
eziyisishiyagalolunye. Uma ubheka kusukela ekuphakameni kokuvuthwa kwakhe okuxakayo kuma-fooals akhe enjabulo, uthola ukudabuka kwefudu le-artila. Unqobile, ukutheleleka! Futhi usuvele: Isimo asivumeli ... Ezempilo ku-KHE-KHE ... awusakwazi ukwenza ubuhlakani obuningi obumnandi kangangokuba le mbuzo ivula wena. Futhi, izihlahla zikaKhisimusi!
10. Lapho abazali beqala izinkinga, okuyinhloko okwenziwa noma yimuphi umdala. Noma ngabe umncane usuvele uphakeme kathathu kunasekuqaleni - imali etholwayo. "Ukuzibophezela" ... Nansi igama eliyisihluthulelo, inani layo ongasoze lalikhohlwa, uma nje ukwazile ukuzalwa ngaphambi kokuphumula!
Ngakho-ke, ukuhlola kwe- Nakuncintisana nobani, futhi ngubani onomona? Mhlawumbe labo abanenhlanhla yokuzalwa kwabezindaba - futhi bakwazile ukusebenzisa izinzuzo ezincane, nezinzuzo ezinkulu? ;)